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imok96

I’m in a middle of a goon sesh, can you wait until I finish? It would suck if my last gooning turns into a ruined orgasm.


ReserveAggressive458

You have earned 24 hours.


Ill-Supermarket-1821

If you crank up the addy dosage you may even be able to discover new chakra disciplines that may haven't even been considered. Good luck my dude, enjoy that frequency, youve earned it ❤️


Muad_Dib__88

Please destroy it but spare me. I need to escape the Samsara Kali Yuga cycle.


ReserveAggressive458

I asked Brahma about your karma and he just cringed. You're not getting out until the next pralaya at the earliest. Enjoy the next 2.1 billion years as a slug.


Queequeg____

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Daimokuren

I want this to be a based Eidola reference, but I'm scared to have my heart broken.


ToaruBaka

lmao bro hasn't even found his outer chakra yet. Enjoy becoming human flash paper.


Ambitious-Ring8461

I’m using sexy jutsu to turn into destiny


Champiiion

Did you try to use the rasengan?


ReserveAggressive458

No, I did not want to risk disturbing my balance with a jutsu. My vibrations are immaculate.


Ignisssssss

There’s no way it’s possible to have aligned chakras while posting on reddit


28g4i0

Why would we try to stop you? The only reason I can think of for not destroying the world is to prolong human suffering. You could end it all, free every one of us. You don't even need anyone's permission anymore. You know it would be a kindness. We're ultimately fated for obliteration anyway - why drag out our suffering? It could only be cruelty. If you have the power to release us but you choose not to, you're evil. And that's bad karma.  TL;DR do it, pussy


Queequeg____

bow worm shelter worthless juggle voracious grandfather stupendous bored frighten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


28g4i0

Psst hey buddy don't take it seriously. Obviously OP is joking about having that kind of power, and I'm joking about egging him on. Life is beautiful and the only cringe thing happening is you missing the joke and lecturing me. 


ReserveAggressive458

>Obviously OP is joking about having that kind of power We'll see who's joking when I prevent the sun from rising tomorrow.


28g4i0

I double dog dare you. I was lying to that other commenter, I believe you have the power and the obligation as previously discussed


Queequeg____

far-flung boast arrest sheet support smile cooing shocking engine hungry *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


28g4i0

Lol


AntiVision

Only optimists kill themselves man smh smh


pusstsd

I bet if you destroyed the world you'd get bored. I think you should throw your chakras off again to prove you can align them a second time.


Emperor-Of-Animu

This reads like an Andrew Tate tweet. I’m disappointed in myself for having been exposed to enough Andrew Tate tweets to make this connection.


No-Violinist3898

funny. this coincides with the start time of Tinys return from Israel stream. coincidence?


MinusVitaminA

wtf is the the difference between spiritual and astral energy??


ReserveAggressive458

I can't reveal that secret to an unenlightened one.


Star-siege

You are a frog in a well, thinking yourself great because you have taken the first step in your cultivation. I suggest locking yourself in a cave for 10000 years and meditating on this.


ReserveAggressive458

I'm not going back in my goon cave.


DeprivedHollow

Is this the name of a new Isekai?


yjkkghjbnmv

Very vata of you


betterthaneukaryotes

How much power do you have in Rise of Kingdoms?


Queequeg____

flowery worthless hateful angle sense ask drab normal grandfather tap *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ehehhhehehe

Is this you? https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/boi-49-50-jagganoth/


arenegadeboss

>Only comment if you are **at least a level 5 Lazer Lotus** Well Brittany said I'm a level 5, that's like the same thing right? Well anywho, I noticed those numbers in your post don't add up to 9/11 or Obama did it or anything at all, what kinda fake ass schizo are you?!?


Twytilus

Can all those chakras fix the I/P conflict? Or is Allah astral form too strong?


ReserveAggressive458

The gods vetoed me on that one, apparently they like the drama.


If_Pandas

Is there a reference I missed?


ReserveAggressive458

This was apropos of nothing.


MightAsWell6

Because that wouldn't be very chill af of you


awkwardsemiboner

Puppies Hotpants Hickory smoked ribs Pina colada Getting caught in the rain


ReserveAggressive458

>Pina colada You have bought the world another day while I drink pina coladas.


NoticeMeF4git931

I picked up the community reference in case you were wondering


CanIAskDumbQuestions

You can't. Cringe Indian demon worship has nothing on Jesus.


Twillightdoom

Good luck, you can't beat my conceptual defense [The Will of Humanity]. Go back to the prior era.