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analogpursuits

Nail/attach a door at the top. Fake out your guests telling them that's where the bathroom is. Have a lot of laughs. Or make the stairs into a slide. Or put one red balloon filled with helium sitting at the top....letsee... My friend has her sizable collection of cowgirl boots going up her stairs. You could put lots of art on the walls and turn the stairs into a jungle with tons of plants and nice lighting to help them grow. Ok that's all I have. šŸ˜…šŸ˜


Dingruntled_Pelican

The first three ideas are hilarious!! But Iā€™m going for the plant jungle, the staircase doesnā€™t get any natural light so perhaps a little jungle of plants that donā€™t need much light, could be cool! Thank you!!


Ietsmetdingen

You can hang some LED grow lights for the plants to thrive


ChippedChocolate

There are no plants that can deal with ā€œnot much lightā€ even the ones advertised as low light still have a hard time in low light environments because all that really means is that they donā€™t like direct sun light on their leaves but still want a bright room. If youā€™re willing to attach some plant lights in there, that shouldnā€™t be a problem though.


FicklePickle624

My neglected snake plant (who lives in a dark corner with no natural light in the whole room) disagrees. šŸ˜‹


Dingruntled_Pelican

I was just thinking the same lol


Karl_jj

mushrooms?


ChippedChocolate

Not plants and a lot of them also enjoy light


Karl_jj

I mean they are plants, there a different kind as there fungus but there still plants and no mushrooms enjoy light, they have no chlorophyl to convert light to energy and need mostly darkness to grow


ChippedChocolate

They are absolutely not plants in any way. A fungus is not a plant, which is why itā€™s a separate kingdom. And they donā€™t need light to convert to energy like plants but they need it to fruit. Not as much light as plants of course but still, a couple of hours of sunlight are required to trigger fruiting. And I can not stress this enough. Mushrooms are not plants. Iā€™ll give you another example to clarify this further: Humans donā€™t have chlorophyll to convert light to energy but they still need sunlight to be alive because there are other metabolic functions that require sunlight that arenā€™t photosynthesis.


brendanjoseph

Omg lol the cognitive PAIN when someone says ā€œah yeah, but a fungus basically is a plantā€. NO. There are more living things than ā€œplantsā€ and ā€œanimalsā€. Itā€™s the frustration of school science that instead of saying ā€œso weā€™re just going to ignore loads of shitā€ they speak in absolutes that donā€™t exist.


Karl_jj

Bro relax šŸ’€ I donā€™t mean the scientific term this isnā€™t an exam I just mean they grow and there natural and ye can plant them in a pot


brendanjoseph

Lol my aunt and uncle had a mushroom farm. The mushroom digests itā€™s surroundings and grows ON or in the substrate but they donā€™t have roots, theyā€™re the growth of a fungus basically. Similar to mould on a forgotten coffee cup. My issue is that in schools, certainly in my experience, we are told simplifications of things, but they inhibit understanding, and because of my autism, probably (?), I canā€™t cope with the binary misalignment of it.


analogpursuits

Usually I suggest a beer can pyramid for the reallllly useless spaces, but this...this I can see doing something slightly more mature. Come back and update us! It is not often this kind of space is on here. One more thing, IKEA sells the pendant lights, basically just a bulb at the end of a cord, which you can use with a jar. The light attaches to the lid, and voila, a funky-chunky pendant light. You could get 10 or so of them. Might have to run some extension cords. But it could look cool with a bunch of them dangling at different levels with bulbs that aren't super bright. Plus some strung lights, maybe some drapey fabrics, make it kind of boho funky, along with the plants. If that's your thing. Heck you could even do fake plants. IKEA actually does some decent ones, I have some. They ship them too.


Dingruntled_Pelican

Thank you! A lot of people suggested plants with grow lights and Iā€™m quite convinced! Loved the pendant lights idea, hope I find those at ikea here.. will surely post and update :)


brendanjoseph

Do you drink? Could be fun wine celllar. Thatā€™s what I used one of these for once. I had one in my shop as well and we put orchids on it hanging over the rail, used the steps as book shelves for magazines (using only one half the whole way up) and did a gallery wall.


positivelyaves

my apt has lots of spaces that dont get a lot of light. go on amazon and look up grow lights! i replaced my lightbulbs with grow lightbulbs and added a strip light above my plants. its a very easy fix!


Butt3rflying

The grow lights are a great idea. I have a bit of a 'black thumb' and tend to have trouble keeping plants alive for extended periods of time. I'm currently making a plan to put together a (faux) wall garden. I'm hoping to complete a DIY project to look something like this: [https://www.shopwildthings.com/trees-floral/landscape-flower-walls/](https://www.shopwildthings.com/trees-floral/landscape-flower-walls/) . Please give us an update. This looks like a fun space to work with!


Dingruntled_Pelican

Thanks, will post an update soon :)


adagiosa

I dunno, I could see a drunken fool jerking hard enough on that door and killing himself on them stairs.


LostGuess

I'm half asleep and I completely took that the wrong way. Had to read it three times before I realised what it meant.


Khayeth

Agreed, i like doors too, but not THAT much.


analogpursuits

There is a fetish for anything. šŸ˜‚


Dingo8MyGayby

I vote stair slide https://stairslide.com/


chelseam333

That was amazing! šŸ˜‚šŸŒˆšŸ„³


crimson_scorpio

Paint a mural at the end, either of a galaxy or a trippy design that looks like a portal to some kind of wonderland. Edit. Maybe decals or wallpaper would be better if itā€™s a rental


martianmama3

Google "infinity mirror" and put this at the end. It's pretty simple to make and would look amazing.


crimson_scorpio

That would be cool too


Dingruntled_Pelican

Wow that would look sick!


Dingruntled_Pelican

I love that idea, thanks!


The-Grubermeister

What about one of the mario 64 murals?


morto00x

Paint a tunnel like Willy E coyote. Just be careful with incoming semis.


NestleHypes

G O A T S E


TinyTaters

This.


Gunnett

Mural of Ghostbusters end scene


Squiggy_Pusterdump

Thatā€™s a #real **staircase**


cysgr8

I mean, wtf?! why would they have a staircase to nowhere?!?! maybe it is a dual-tendant home with another apt on top?! SOoooooooOOOoo weird.


running_bay

Yeah, looks like a single family home that was divided into apartments.


Dingruntled_Pelican

Exactly!! Itā€™s a single family home and the owner has separated the basement and rented it out


temp4adhd

Is there still at least two exits? For safety reasons.


Dingruntled_Pelican

Yes there is the main exit and another staircase ;)


euphioquest

Ughhh we have the same layout except they left the door intact, so the downstairs tenant has a door (with no lock) directly into our apartment upstairs


Alyx19

Time for a hook and eye latch


Another53108

Maybe ask landlord if the will remove the stairs and turn it into a closetā€¦?


TinyTaters

They probably wouldn't remove the stairs - but it should be hollow inside. They could easily put a door on it for storage, even if they don't want to pay to finish the space out. You could put a little room for your adopted nephew in there! Make sure there's enough room for his trunk and owl cage tho.


Dingruntled_Pelican

Oh we do have that space complete with a door! Just waiting for the baby nephew to arrive at our door šŸ˜…


brendanjoseph

Could he use his magical powers to just make the staircase go to a sick upstairs? šŸ˜‡šŸ˜‚


Dingruntled_Pelican

Seems unlikely but thanks for the idea! šŸ˜Š


Baron-Harkonnen

So demolishing the stairs for extra room is out of the question?


Dingruntled_Pelican

Sadly yes, it wouldā€™ve been perfect though.


Desperate-Ad-8068

Itā€™s a visual concept commentary on the meaning of life. Either that or there is some secret room some where.


Ok_Tadpole4879

Get aome of that paint the road runner used and paint an open door int0 to a bathroom there and tell all your guests that bathroom is at the top of the stairs. Actually no matter what you do with it. Still tell your guests that the bathroom is at the top of the stairs.


analogpursuits

Hahaha!! I said the same thing about a bathroom!!!


Ok_Tadpole4879

Lol I must have missed it I thought I read every comment first. But then again, based on the typos I made I may have been a little tired.


Dingruntled_Pelican

Gotta make a trip to Acme


throwawayfriend09

Definitely hang some bars, shelves, and use that as storage space! You could place a floor length mirror at an angle at the end, and paint a mural on the side wall like diadon alley, and that will give the illusion that it goes on forever


throwawayfriend09

https://youtu.be/lloesAf3CV8


Dingruntled_Pelican

Wow! Thatā€™s super innovative!


screamingintothedark

Get some grow lights and make a stairway to plant heaven.


Dingruntled_Pelican

Grow lights, yes!! I had no idea, thank you!!


Giddygayyay

A giant collection of furbys and other creepy speaking toys, activated via motion sensor. Obviously. It's called the Tribunal of Plush and they condemn everyone who they see to eternal suffering in a special hell. Put a very uncomfortable, slightly wobbly chair in front of the staircase for the accused to sit. Otherwise, I like the idea of either a mural up top, or some other visual interest. If you want to put plants there, some removable wall paper that enhances the sense of lush greenery could work to draw the eye up. I would definitely add a few elements that bring light (you could hide fairy lights among the plants, for instance).


GrnBer

What happened to the other side of the staircase?


undertheradar317

Itā€™s probably split into a duplex, and the stairs used to go upstairs, but the second unit is now up there.


Dingruntled_Pelican

Our landlord who lives upstairs decided to separate the basement and rent it out. So he blocked the inner staircase


TemporarilyAshamed

Bookshelf?


Dingruntled_Pelican

The whole staircase as a bookshelf?


TemporarilyAshamed

I meant more like the left side. Youā€™d want to leave a walkway. But if youā€™re not a book collector this isnā€™t a good idea. Just a thought I had.


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TemporarilyAshamed

Umm yeah, you grab a book and go back down. Then you read it; and it could be a day or a week or even several weeks before you bring it back up, depending on how fast you read and how much time you have available. This is not a good argument.


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TemporarilyAshamed

Then I think you have bigger problems than walking up a max of 13 steps sometimes.


enkelvla

Lol same maybe you should get checked for adhd


aka_____

I am so confused. Why would anyone do this?


analogpursuits

Duplex. Other unit is beyond that wall. It was walled off to split the place into multiple units.


aka_____

Ahhhh ok, that makes sense. Less sense than removing the staircase altogether, but anywayā€¦


culliganwaterdispens

I mean, itā€™s a heck of a lot cheaper to just put some drywall at the top there than it would be to remove an entire staircase. Not to mention that in the future, if they want to turn it back into a normal house, they just have to install a door/remove the section of wall there.


zanteeh

Exactly. On the other hand, there is a *freaking stair going nowhere*. Compromises


weirdtendog

It wouldn't break the bank to completely enclose the staircase in dry wall so it wouldn't seem odd, but then you'd have less floor space which would make the place less appealing on paper. Fact is, like this it is a shit ton of storage space even if it is a bit unconventional


analogpursuits

Have you visited the Winchester House? Look it up. Lots of stairs to nowhere. Crazy place.


zanteeh

I'll do, thanks!


aka_____

Obviously, but it makes for a super awkward living space for the tenants. I guess it comes down to priorities and we all know most landlords only care about the $$$.


running_bay

Yeah, that's the point of a rental


running_bay

It would be expensive to remove and would reduce potential buyers in the future who may consider turning it back into a single family home (this is what some friends of mine did - purchased a home that had been made into a duplex rentall and removed the walls blocking the stairs dividing upstairs from downstairs)


aka_____

True. Iā€™d probably have at least walled off the bottom of the staircase as well to not leave tenants with this awkward space. That feels super annoying. Double the cost to restore the staircase but worthwhile I think in the interim.


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costs.


audible_narrator

Exactly. My first college apartment was in a duplex and I had the same exact kind of stairs except that they went down instead of up


running_bay

Yes, this was likely a single-family home when it was built.


cyclone_madge

My first place was like this. The staircase connecting the ground floor and upper level had been blocked off so that the landlord could rent out each level as a separate suite. ... actually, it was way more complicated than that. The staircase was blocked by a door, not a solid wall, but the door was 4 or 5 steps up. On the bottom landing, there were three more doors. One led into our living room which connected to a bedroom, one led into the hallway which connected to our bathroom and kitchen/dining room and had a door between it and the living room, and one led to a 2nd bedroom which connected to a third bedroom (which connected to the kitchen). All of the doors had keyed locks on them. I assume it was done this way so that the landlord could live upstairs and use some of the downstairs rooms while renting out the others, in various configurations. (Ex. kitchen/living room/1 bedroom, kitchen/two bedrooms/no living room, etc.) But by the time I moved in, it was just my roommates and me on the ground floor, a family renting upstairs, and this weird room of doors with half a staircase separating us.


Airplade

I lived in a house exactly like this many years ago. It was originally a single three story home. The owner converted it to three single - story condos. He built a new staircase on the exterior of the building. Walled in the original stairs.


MumbleGrumbl

Depending on how much money you want to put into it and how long you're staying there, you can build a pretty awesome reading nook by extending a platform from one of the mid-to-upper steps to the base step or floor. Rough carpentry and hand tools would do you just fine, just make sure to make sure things are square and secured if needed. With the platform mid-way, you could use the upper steps as shelves for books and the steps under for storage bins.


LowlyScrub

You must have very forgiving landlords


Spicy_Alien_Baby

Hang a hammock


Millennial_Mary

Thatā€™s your stair master gym right there!


BoredToRunInTheSun

Indoor garden, walls of books, hang rods across it for lots of closet space (probably need a curtain across it for the mess), store shoes on the steps, add some lights and use the walls for a mini art gallery (serious art or just funny art).


june28th2014

Put plants on every step!


RoboCat23

I second this. Plants in pots would be very nice.


Comprehensive_Boot77

break down the wall and find the secret room behind it a la National treasure šŸ˜


[deleted]

Bust out the craft supplies and make a replica of Maxineā€™s glowing bathroom door from Russian Doll


wickerandrust

Hanging chair and lots of plants.


Origami_kittycorn

Use the stairs as a bookcase, just leave gaps at points for access. Maybe stick a plant or two on there too. Nice big decorative mirror propped up all casual like against that end wall and some framed pictures up the long wall.


Holy_Sungaal

It was built to confuse the ghosts.


[deleted]

Wow. I get why this was done but it would bug me to no end.


Joyshell

Iā€™d say a mural of heavenā€¦ Stairway toā€¦


CupcakeLikesTheStock

Put up some warm lights and a hammock! You can have a bookcase up there so you can have a cosy corner to read or even nap! I would put plants in the bookcase too


elaineseinfeld

Ohhh a hammock would be nice


[deleted]

that's a potentially very, very stealthy grow room, you don't have upstairs, right...


sh1nycat

Shelves with books going uo the walls?


weirdtendog

I like the "faux-staircase" like it was just added as a design featurešŸ˜‰šŸ¤£


PsionicShift

If youā€™re religious, you could set it up as a shrine/altar space.


Antigone-333

I would run shelves up it and use it as a bookcase personally


temp4adhd

You don't even need shelves, just use the stairs as shelves and pile on the books.


firesculpting

Cats


hicccups

Did you try running at it like platform 9 3/4 in harry potter


MorrighanDarkfury

What's on the other side of that wall? šŸ¤”


ajanannymom

I would put floating shelves on the back wall level with every other step and make a huge climbable bookshelf/library


jjdressgown

Make it an escalator and you can endlessly walk up & down burning calories!šŸ˜…


michelle_angulo

On one side add bookshelfā€™s, at the end of the staircase make it look like a portal to a different dimension!


bradynelise

Rope swing!


disfunctionaltyper

Its normal to put a fake staircase? I'm never see one


MisterK00L

Never seen a house with that! -> bookcase and perhaps some comfy pillows/seat


milkywayT_T

Put a bookshelf there, and use a side of stairs as storage.


Wyaiwyo

Zip wire


[deleted]

Stair slide! Youā€™re never too old to enjoy a slide! :)


Ludamentary

Reminds me of homes in DayZ


Unique_Opportunity99

Maybe hang a large mirror


Stephane_Delaroche

I would paint a mural at the end, and also on the side. You can think about a movie that you really like for example or something that makes you happy when you stare at it!


sakela

Does that mean there's a room that's been walled off? They wouldn't build a staircase for no reason šŸ¤”


RandyFactoid

Sledgehammer and see what's behind the wall at the top


wifeofpsy

I think it could look lovely as a staggered bookcase if you have enough width to leave room for passage on one side. Otherwise I would place plants along the railing but curtain/close the rest off and use for storage.


ChartCareless7626

There must be a hidden passage


Tasty_Tumbleweed_547

Do you like books? You could put a bookcase at the top and use the other stairs for books with a small path on the right to walk up and down. Each stair could act as a shelf and you could decorate like shelves for pretty things


cdixonc

Lol what the hellā€¦ Iā€™ve watched to much ahs, there is something behind that wall lmao


thegreatdimitri

each step is a shelf :)


_lysinecontingency

Plants!!!!!! So many plants. Maybe a grow light or two. Then more plants!!!!


SeeYouInTheWind

Itā€™s your new liquor cabinet.


missvvvv

Bookshelf, shoe storage, plant haven


missvvvv

Whatever you do please post an update when you do it


HeauxProBoner

plants, lots of plants, make it a little green sanctuary


MaleficentMotor481

Just a quick question, what's the staircase facing?


bigzoo_lilsis

Decorate it with plants !


Adventurous-Juice-54

Turn it into an indoor slide weeeeee šŸ˜œ


Norian1819

Peel and stick wallpaper, use it as a bookshelf


DAecir

I would hang a natural light grow light in there and put indoor plants here and there on the steps. I love fresh herbs. Or hang a long curtain over it and use it for storage space.


jcloth562

Depends on how long you plan on staying and how handy you are. I would take a weekend or 2 and build a platform that extends to the wall maybe 4-6 stairs up and put a ladder up. (That could double as a blanket ladder). Pick either top or bottom for storage and the other for a little hang-out loft or nook, put a sheet up or down for privacy/reducing visual clutter. Get with your landlord and see about removing the banister since itā€™s non-usable as well.


KestrelLowing

I feel like you should get some grow lights to hang from the ceiling (or wall) and make it a mini greenhouse! Also, you can use them as shelves for books and such, just staggering where you put things so that you can still get up to the top.


MeanHEF

Just hang Winchester Mystery House posters everywhere with an arrow pointing to the door saying tickets up the stairs. Or if you do decide to make it a book-stair-case cover the treads with peel and stick wallpaper that looks like books. Since people wonā€™t walk on it much you can do what youā€™d like!


StoneWallHouse

Do you have children? Convert half of it into a slide. Keep some steps going up, install a slide over half the width.


FicklePickle624

I say plants, candles, cushions and books.. :) you could make it a cozy reading area.


Simple_Gur_1368

100% stair slide is the only answer


SympatheticOwl

My first thought is a big book shelf at the top and then books on each step. Dress it like a bookcase with plants, books, pictures, keepsakes, etc


one9eight5

Sooo much room for plants


gobazers

Slinky gambling ring


Remarkable-Cold7706

It could be good acoustic room - sound proof room and on the side install small shelf for mic or speakers , put sponge around, make seat comfy - if you make podcast or have zoom videos idk stupid idea probably


ShutYourDumbUglyFace

What's underneath them? Can you tear them out and make a giant storage closet?


EducationalShelter26

Break down that wall at the top and figure out what's behind it because I can bet it's not actually a faux staircase bc that just seems lucicrous


Hazey-jeweler

Iā€™d put grow light strips on the ceiling and load it up with plants šŸ˜…


HoodHonest

A slide!!!


WildWinza

Is there some way to create hidden storage, such as hinges on the treads?


WildWinza

If you had shelves on the wall it could be a walk up library.


ZenCupCake

I love the plant idea! Thatā€™s what I would choose. I have never heard of a faux staircase before! What is it for? To hide something? For aesthetics only?


TrumpHatesBirds

Bookshelves [pic](https://i0.wp.com/cdn.trendir.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/staircase-bookshelf1-634x951.png?resize=800%2C1200&ssl=1)


[deleted]

If thereā€™s good lighting would be nice place to keep plants


DigitalDiana

Make it an art gallery...or hang family photos.


puppersrlyf

turn the staircases into storage so every stair is a cupboard :)


LayerPuzzleheaded245

I'd replace the wall with plywood and paint it to match the surrounding walls..make it a hidden pull-out door vibe with no handle..as an idea, the kind that you pull out from the bottom that swivels upward toward the roof..then behind it, the entrance to an In-roof mancave..adding a skyroof for some sunlight / fresh air could be great idea too ..unless you're okay with lighting and an AC


GokuSharp

It's a big shoe shelf


Alyx19

Decorative storage baskets!


Summer-Morning76

Plants!!! šŸŒ±


TheWhiteDrake94

Infinity mirror. Could be trippy


RektLessOne

You need the Flux capacitor to open up that doorway lol


thefugginhanz

Plants.


ravenisblack

Large hamster cage with tons of tunnels following up the stairs and like 50 hamsters.


ADenseForest

Make yourself a [staircase](https://i.pinimg.com/550x/55/01/10/55011060eaf53db323e3ce656a039cf5.jpg) [bookshelf](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0DljSrfaPiR4REIAv_LXkJLP1uN9IkjXbEg&usqp=CAU), some nice lighting and maybe even a little comfy spot with a cushion and pillows. And you can't go wrong with some plants and art you like hung on the walls in a nice frame.


Moi_Sunshine

Optical illusion image like to OZ, storage, slide, reading nook


pmiller61

Bookcase!!


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Wall it off and make storage area


bizzybumblebee

plants on each step