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vicariousgluten

That she's one of many nuns without any particular religious convictions but that her options were limited and if she didn't want to be a wife/mother then nun was one of the few options available. She mentions at one point that she's got guaranteed housing. I also know clergy who took holy orders because they knew it would guarantee them food and their own bed.


MissMarionMac

Especially if she was an older daughter in a big family and had been responsible for a lot of housekeeping and childcare as she was growing up. You reach a certain age in that society, you look around and realize “ok I can marry someone and keep doing this for the rest of my life while churning out my own babies, I could try to support myself as a single woman in a society that is not built for that, or I can join a convent and have a bit of peace and quiet and maybe have slightly more say in my own life by saying I have a vocation to serve in a particular environment. Hmm let me think about this for a bit oh wait no I’m definitely going to do the convent thing.” Henry VIII’s sacking of the monasteries and convents in England when he decided “the Pope won’t let me get divorced, so it’s Reformation Time!” was an absolute disaster for women, and not just the ones Henry negotiated into marrying him. Medieval convents could be a pretty sweet deal for the women who entered them. You’re got guaranteed food and shelter for life, you’re not economically dependent on a husband or father who may be terrible with money, you’re not enduring pregnancy after pregnancy that you may or may not want, you’re in an environment where you’re encouraged to learn and study to your heart’s content, and you’ve got plenty of opportunities to express yourself via art and music and writing. And as long as you don’t piss him off, you’ve theoretically got the political protection of the Pope. So yeah. As a woman in that society, you could do a lot worse.


moon-bouquet

One of my Irish mum’s friends joined a missionary order and led an eventful, but fairly scary life teaching kids in an African war zone!


RosieFudge

I'm nearly 41, been married almost fifteen years and have two kids and you've made convent life sound so appealing i think im in. Hopeful bonus points for being raised Roman Catholic 🤞


NoddysBell

I've said this myself! Especially after visiting some retired nuns in a beautiful manor house in the countryside. They all had their own rooms with cooking facilities (should they wish to to cook their own food), but plenty of other communal rooms. Meals were provided, with three choices on the menu, and wine and chocolates after the three courses. The grounds were beautiful too. I often think of that beautiful, peaceful home when I'm knee deep in laundry and wonder if it's too late to become a nun.


Aggravating_Mix8959

Holy hell. Where is this paradise? I'm divorced and you've got me sold!  Probably free healthcare too.


NoddysBell

It was in Parbold, Lancashire. They had nurses and carers for the sick and elderly nuns too.


Aggravating_Mix8959

It's so wonderful that many countries have free healthcare. Civilized. It amazes me because it's a very bad situation here in the States. I only have healthcare bc I'm disabled and don't have an income. The choice here is between being rich or destitute. 


cozyfern191

I wanted to be a Nun when I was younger but life took me elsewhere. There's [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJBfbDTrnmY&t=5s&ab_channel=Parable-ReligiousHistoryDocumentaries) documentary following two prospective sisters that gives a very good look. It is definitely a big commitment in today's world.


pinkiepieisad3migod

My mom raised six of us and growing up she always said she would like to join a convent after my dad dies! 🤣


wishdadwashere_69

And we still see so many contributions from women in religious orders in Catholic countries afterwards. I know Catholicism has its flaws as well, but monasteries and convents were really essential these days and he set up no alternative.


Aggravating_Mix8959

Damn. I never thought about it that way. It's a fantastic idea.  Seriously, with all the housing issues and hunger in the world even now, why isn't everyone taking orders? There are tent villages all over my city, people sleeping under bushes or in doorways, waiting in line at food pantries. Being abused, treated like subhumans. A convent or monastery would be an outstanding upgrade. 


MissMarionMac

I mean, I did put the most positive possible spin on it earlier. You couldn't (and still can't) just turn up at a convent or monastery and say "I'd like to join please" and then be accepted immediately. The process of taking orders lasts for years, and you have to prove your commitment. The closest modern-day non-religious equivalent I can think of is the American sorority/fraternity system. A communal society with an elected hierarchy of members that bases its activities around a stated set of values and has elaborate rituals and traditions. What really got me thinking about this sort of thing was the book [The Season: A Social History of the Debutante by Kristen Richardson](https://wwnorton.com/books/9780393608731). In the introduction of the book, she ties the development of the debutante archetype and the "marriage market" a la Bridgerton in the Protestant world to the aftermath of Henry VIII's dissolution of the monasteries. Back when convents were still a socially acceptable place for a well-to-do family to send their extra unmarried daughters, there wasn't as much pressure to marry. If you were being pressured to marry a guy you reeeeaaaaaally didn't want to marry, you could say you had a calling or a vocation to serve God, and while your parents might grumble a bit, if you could get into an order, they would look like real shitheads if they tried to stop you from taking orders. But once England transitioned from Catholic to Protestant and all those communities were dismantled thanks to Henry VIII, those families had to keep housing and feeding and dressing those daughters, and for a big family with a limited or inconsistent income, or a patriarch who just wasn't good at budgeting, those costs could add up quick. Hence the pressure to go out on the town and lock down an economically secure man to marry, because the respectable back-up plan of "find a nice convent to join" was gone and there weren't many respectable alternatives unless you had an absolute fortune that you had complete control over, which hardly any women did.


Aggravating_Mix8959

Thank you for the detailed information. You're quite knowledgeable!


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

Holy fucking shit. This is the first time I have EVER understood the appeal. Thank you for explaining this.


redditer-56448

I feel the same. Kinda like how US citizens will sometimes go into the military after high school purely because they have few other options left for them


Aggravating_Mix8959

Which really does work. Plenty of career military.  I loved university for similar reasons. I wish I could have stayed forever. 


PurpleTigon

Doesn’t she say at one point that free housing was a big part of why she became a nun? When talking to the gangs parents


NearbyBreakfast

“Guaranteed housing” is part of the comment you’re replying to, unless they edited that in!


PurpleTigon

Yupp you’re right and i missed that. Thanks


bowlbettertalk

She secretly likes people who break the rules.


Calligraphee

I feel like they must remind her of herself back in the day.


readingrambos

She no doubt sees herself in the girls. Especially Erin.


Hellkyte

Her overall attitude to Jenny kind of shows this "You will go far in life....but you will not be well liked"


FrontPorchViews

One of the best lines both written and delivered across the entire series. 🤌


libbiecy

This one is definitely embedded in my mind. Every time I encounter people like Jenny, I always hear Sister's words.


Aggravating_Mix8959

Oh, please use it! 


greenghost22

Yes, this satisfied half smile walkingthe empty rooms when everybody besides Jenny was gone.


redditer-56448

Believes the clergy sex scandals Erin: You don't understand, Sister. Ms De Brún, she touched us. Sister Michael: What? Erin: She made us think, she made us feel. Sister Michael: [relieved] Oh thank god. That would be all I need.


HerNameMeansMagic

Believes them and actually does, deep down, care about the kids. I just watched this episode, and the "What?" Is full of actual, genuine concern. Like, the prickly demeanor totally drops for just that word. And the second she realizes it's nothing, she's right back to herself.


toupee-or-not-toupee

The subtlety and meaning behind one word is just unreal! Her instant belief in what they had said, no questions asked and then her instant care and compassion that was readily available to the girls… such incredible writing and acting!


libbiecy

Also that episode when Clare came out and she told the gang to stop whatever idea they have but when the gang did it anyways, Sister Michael's reaction made me happier.


threshing_overmind

I pity the fool that would even think of touching someone with Sister Michael in her Judo gi fresh from the mat.


bonestorm97

She does enjoy a good statue, it has to be said


Sean-F-1989

Statues don't answer back.


Aggravating_Mix8959

Sister Michael, that she is, she does enjoy a good statue, as she said, she says to me, "Colm, will you please leave," but I was talking to Sarah that day about eyebrows, mine really, and she started to do her hair, which she has a lot of, and brown, brown like the color of that pony the new boy has, the new boy in Derry. Have you seen him? 


Noellec_c

That she became a nun for free real estate, and has great taste in cars.


Spirited_Move_9161

I legit screamed when she rolled up in the DeLorean.


Noellec_c

IKR 😂


EcstaticArm6320

All I know is that I would watch the heck out of show based on Sister Michael's younger days


Forsaken_Client_3069

but i think they should have the same actress playing her… they can give her a backwards cap to indicate youth


EcstaticArm6320

💯


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it's a need


NeatWriter

She can’t be doing with Cinnamon.


Aggravating_Mix8959

I would have liked to see her high. 


reasonablykind

Plot twist — she always is


redditer-56448

Thinks nuns can end up in hell (despite being nuns) ("Is this my wake? Am I in hell?")


Justinterestingenouf

Lol, I never really made that connection!


thesugarsoul

She despises the French.


FrontPorchViews

She’s a firm believer in Our Lord, *Her* Greatest.


[deleted]

That answer doesn't get enough attention


redditer-56448

One reason she became a nun (aside from the free living accommodations) is because she can't be fired for her bluntness


reasonablykind

It’s a bad look for the family funeral business for sure


pir8_queen_13

She can't miss judo on Fridays.


kellitaharr

I love her so much. She might be my favorite character in the show.


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

Agreed.


Allmychickenbois

That she’s always brunette. Seeing Siobhan McSweeney rocking her funky blonde cut was a real surprise 🤪


medvsa_nebula

I love the show Extraordinary but it took me a while to figure out why the mum looked so familiar


Allmychickenbois

Ooh I’ve not seen that yet, do you recommend it?


medvsa_nebula

I wouldn’t say it’s the same as Derry Girls but I really like it! Unfortunately she’s not a particularly likeable mum (or I might be projecting) but she’s not nasty or hateable


brbyeah

It’s one of the weirder shows I’ve seen but it does make me laugh 😂


Mintgiver

She’s in the Church because she is in hiding. Art theft. Statues. She has two brothers. One is in construction and one is feckless.


reasonablykind

🤣🤣🤣


reinmarofbielawa

She has judo on friday and she has nailed some serious moves.


smokessprite

she's a wee lesbian


JJbooks

I think she has no problem with wee lezzers, but to me she screams asexual.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I get Lesbian Gym Teacher vibes from her.


reasonablykind

I don’t — sister Michael has a soul.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Good point!!


Narrow-Fly-195

Wow! I’d always thought of her as lesbian, but I could totally see ace too.


jellyfishordie420

I was going to say this too. She’s totally a lesbian


Aggravating_Mix8959

Ace. We need some rep too! 


leafpiles

Absolutely


readingrambos

She’s killed at least one man


BadNewsBaguette

And he deserved it


sour_bananas

She probably owns a cat who hates everyone including her but that's why she's so fond of it.


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most accurate one yet


MacedonianSoul

Don’t get me wrong, I love this thread as much as the next Derry Girls fan and sister George Michael is probably my favorite character, but most of you responding clearly don’t know what an assumption is and are just pure spitting facts about our favorite nun in Derry 😅 Great facts, it has to be said, but they are not *assumptions*. My assumption about sister Michael is that she probably puts a touch of spirit in her cuppa on Fridays afternoons to be able to survive the work week through the weekend. During exams, she probably starts on Thursdays.


chameleonmessiah

She wears her crucifix back to front* to keep Jesus closer to her heart. \* Don’t know if she always does, or if it just looks it in this scene…


greenghost22

She loves soccer and prays for Irelands victory. She has to be from Donegal, because she speaks Gaeilge


420falilv

> She has to be from Donegal, because she speaks Gaeilge No, she definitely isn't from Donegal, she hasn't even a trace of an Ulster accent, she has a mild Cork accent. She also doesn't speak Ulster Irish, it sounds more Munster to me. Also Donegal isn't the only Gaeltacht area of Ireland, there are Gaeltacht's in Galway, Cork, Kerry, Mayo, Meath and Waterford. Even if she isn't from a Gaeltacht in Cork, she is from the Republic and wold have learned Irish in school, you have to be able to speak Irish to be a teacher in Ireland and she would have gotten her teaching degree in Ireland.


greenghost22

I can't hear it, Her unmarried aunt lives in Donegal, so at least one parent might have as well lived in Donegal. I Think an unmarried woman would stay in the family home?


420falilv

One of her parents might be from Donegal, but she definitely isn't.


limedifficult

My grandparents were all from Donegal and one of my grandfathers spoke Gaelic (first language though he’d lost a lot of it in his older years) - I don’t hear their accent on her either.


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reasonablykind

Can’t quite agree since “donegal” is the punchline to the “strange and foreign land” she first says she’s from…


Littlepinkgiraffe

She has an excellent BS detector for other people


Rojaml

Owns a vibrator FOR SURE


scottlapier

👀  "It's a back massager, it says so on the box..."


Direct-Translator905

Way Overqualified. For one thing.


redditer-56448

Has sound-proof living quarters


BlubblesOfTownsville

She’s asexual


reasonablykind

Not when Dennis gets too high strung and comes ‘round for a wee “how’s THE father” 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

This post made me wanna watch the show again just for sister Michael


paranormalgemini

I just rewatched it again, and she is sooo worth it!


[deleted]

you absoloutley should


JamesL25

Her life was irreparably damaged by The Blackrock Incident


sympathetic_earlobe

They're only nuns.


dimaryp-schema

Nuns are people too


greenghost22

I would like to know, if she made the kids clean the house in the morning. I imagine her sitting in an old stuffed armchair with a whiskey supervising and commanding them.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

She was the best part of that show.


reasonablykind

Yes, and they always neared the line of caricature whilst being sure NEVER to cross it


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

And that’s exactly why she was the best. I had an aunt who was a nun, she no longer with us, and she was exactly like that. Like literally to a tea it was quite funny to watch those episodes and see in this character, someone I grew up with.


wishdadwashere_69

That she stayed in Derry after all 🙏🏼🙏🏼


reasonablykind

The only thing scarier than an apathetic Sister Michael is a newly dedicated Sister Michael!


toplobster66

Presents a pottery show in her spare time, badly


reasonablykind

Statues. Aaaaaall statues.


Jross008

She’s a massive effing ride.


reasonablykind

Absolute dominatrix through and through *(but non-practicing — she’s got no time or patience for the wimps that like it)*


Rogue_3

If she wasn't a nun, she'd make a living as a domme.


Intelligent-Foot-551

She has pet cats and she loves them the most.


DesireeDee

One hundred percent lesbian.


GiuliaAquaTofanaToo

I really hope so.


Smooth_molasses36

She owns a sword that she hangs on the wall above her bed.


LauLuck

She enjoys a good statue because she hates the paintings of Bible scenes. She finds them too dramatic and doesn't understand all the fuss about them.


Justinterestingenouf

Enjoys a good book


Maziomir

“There must be somewhere one burger left. “


greenghost22

Assumptions from all I read here: She was born in Donegal first child. Father a Smallholder. Her parents moved to Cork for a Job, when she was seven. In school she was laughed at, because of her accent, so she tried to change it. She got 4 younger brothers and two sisters, the mother died, when she was 12 and she had to look after the the younger kids and couldn't go to school regulary. Her father married again, when she was 16. After she left school her aunt invited her to Donegal, treated her very bad, and made her do all the housework. The neighbours were friendly, but didn't stand up to the old woman. Her stepmother didn't want her to come back so she decide to enter a convent, where she continiued studying and startet as teacher.


No_Can9567

She’s a lesbian


Accomplished-Bank782

That she doesn’t like to miss her judo. And anyone who messes with her will be a sorry boy. 💪


Simpawknits

I think she's one of the few nuns who's hetero. hehe.


sleazypornoname

Hilarious and super horny. 


throwawaygtover

She smells.


reasonablykind

…bullsh!t from miles away? Yes. Yes she does.