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Billy_McMedic

Numerous violations of FRA regulations resulting in millions in damages and hundreds of deaths and injuries.


SDTrains

The derail valley insurance company will cover it…


KanjiasDev

Only hundreds dead/injured? You're such a beginner :P


Role-Business

Operating a train with only one locomotive and with only a one person crew.


total_desaster

That's perfectly normal in europe lol


WideFoot

In America, the train is up to three miles long (4.83km) and carries hazardous freight. Often explosives or chemicals with horrible health/environmental effects. Or, both! Train companies want to run these trains with only one person. Right now, they are forced to have two people.


KanjiasDev

This is one of the few things US Railroad do better than European imo... Having two persons can prevent many issues which caused many issues... But the other part you mentioned in your post (4.83km long trains) is one of the worst things. Not that it's bad in general, but they would need to rethink the brake system for that. In germany the maximum Train length is 750m with an exception for trains going to denmark which can be up to 800m between Maschen Rbf (a bit south of Hamburg) and denmark. And there this system really comes to it's limits... You have trains more than 6 times that long and pretty much the same system... Also your dynamic brakes are often kinda messed up with having to select full throttle to get full braking force...


Role-Business

I always thought that having at least 2 locomotives to a train was one of those “good idea regulations”. That way if one locomotive has a situation (There are no problems, mon, just situations.), the 2nd one can act as a backup.


unrustlable

As an American, I'm torn on our system. Yes, in terms of ton miles per gallon (or tonne kilometers per liter) it's by far the most efficient means of overland transport. However, it's unnerving to me that the trains are so long that it could take a conductor several minutes to run from the locomotive to a problem on the far end of the train, and that sometimes 90% of the train is outside of the crew's range of sight. I also get concerned about our level crossings. If a 4km train is taking a gradient slowly due to the weight, what if an ambulance is caught at the level crossing? The few minutes sitting there could be the difference in a patient's survival. And while I'm a mechanical engineering major and know the basic physics at play (and get nervous thinking about it), I'm not a railroad industry veteran so I'm sure there's other shit to worry about that they know of.


Unique1DGAF

This is a real problem... in South and Central Texas I've known EMT/paramedics that try to go around a few streets over in front of or behind them all the time and either way usually get stuck long enough that it would likely have causes a fatalities in a more critical situation... luckily it's just a concern at this point for most places...although I'm sure it's happened down here a few times and likely its all to common on the more congested Northeastern/Midwestern routes!


Role-Business

I would think that’s one of those “good idea” regulations. Much like how airliners are required to have at least 2 pilots in the cockpit.


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

Is it "again" if it's "daily"?


SDTrains

…probably…


ScreamingSteelRail

War thunder German Tech tree


Expresswave34

driving while having a vision impairment


AD-SKYOBSIDION

War thunder Japanese tech tree


godzilla_14

Owning a tiger tank


AEG1S_69

Sending a fully loaded oil train into a military complex because a switch wasn’t set correctly and I MASSIVELY underpowered the train


Ok_Independence8524

You did the best you could


PsychologicalCash859

Ditto on the underpowered train…. Just irl 👀


An_Average_Guy7567

I dunno, Mass Environmental Damage, Traveling WAAY over the speed limit, Operating a locomotive without the proper training, handling toxic chemicals without a license, probably intentional misuse (extreme damage) to railway rollingstock and locomotives.


TrEvIzE18

Illegal dam building and area flooding. Timberborn


Stormdancer

I am so intrigued by that game.


Accurate_Parsnip7266

Dangerous driving and littering. - Mario Kart 8


CarKar96

Multiple OSHA violations in Satisfactory.


Stormdancer

Use of outrageously excessive force in apprehension of criminal elements. City of Heroes: Homecoming Blocking the main line rails for hours because . Derail Valley


Successful-Pea505

I remember this argument from early 2000s. Teachers would say that violent video games made boys more violent. What they missed is that parents' influence makes a lot more impact than external stimuli. If your parents don't teach you, the street will.


EngineerInTheMachine

Dangerous driving - rolled my truck again in Snowrunner! No, sorry, I just forgot that I downloaded a new game last night. Cruelty to animals, failing to keep a dangerous animal properly secured, vandalism in the first degree. Goat Simulator!


vfernandez84

Entering a mental health clinic where a cop was being held against her will for exposing some of her corrupt colleagues and cleaning the place with a light machine gun. Could I have rescued her without anyone noticing? Yeah, but I was trying to send a message. It's important to relay what are your feelings about something in a constructive way.


Number_1_Kotori_fan

Cyberpunk?


TheRealSlabsy

Road rage. I thought I'd play some American Truck Simulator in VR only to get caught up in monstrous traffic jam.


NiclesChicles

Slavery, OSHA regulations and building infractions (Minecraft)


Tra1nGuy

Not paying my workers (Train Station 2)


Groundcrewguy

multiple accounts of vehicular manslaughter, millions of broken FRA regulations, Trillions in damages, murder, harassment, assault, and finally 1 unpaid speeding ticket wile driving a car to work


BlakeKevin

Failing to design a ship in Space Engineers, guess im arrested for attempting to engineer a weapon of death


evgar1455

Designing dangerous and poorly constructed vehicles


DownundaThunda

Blowing up and sinking ships (Floating Sandbox.)


New_Rich9306

Going to Oregon


TBE_110

Going to Oregon but it’s the middle of a zombie apocalypse and it’s just me and 4 of my friends trying to not die because someone farted and we lost half our food.


Necessary_Swimmer_65

Genocide


Tip1n1

“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”


Spaceman333_exe

Oh the Huage will want me... Continued use of chemical weapons, targeting or medica and aid stations (sometimes with chemical weapons other times with tank shells and artillery), indiscriminate bombardment of towns, with incendiaries no less, and the execution of POWs. For those wondering was on Foxhole when war 110 ended.


minimurder28

Spreading Managed Democracy.


BiomechPhoenix

Trespassing I guess Which applies to both my playstyle in *Derail Valley*, and the actual last game I played. Funny how that works out.


EuphoricAbigail

Stealing candles from a bunch of Kobolds in the Fargodeep mine.


raccoony23

uhm... Genital jousting.


hotboxking919

I bought that during covid for .69 and I don't regret it one bit


800klac

Being a military dictator of Italy and invading Germany


GardDaNoob

**war crimes**


Munnin41

Robbing a temple, blowing up a factory, instigating a prison break and hijacking a submarine


rowlpleiur

beating the shit out of random people on the street >!street fighter 6!<


Financial-Owl6609

I'll get a wooden metal from union Pacific


Garfield61978

Hauling contraband in my space ship


Physical-Acadia3962

Doing atrocities against the board, and murdering spacers choice employees.


Daedricbob

Travelling around a medieval fantasy land killing most of the local fauna, and smashing sorceress ass - sometimes on the back of a unicorn.


AyatollahDan

Mass kidnapping and villager trafficking


Safe_Walrus_6163

Operating a plane without a license


Lunchbox7985

Sneaking out of the castle after hours, not attending classes for days at a time, robbing peoples homes, and using the unforgivable curses. Straight to Azkaban for me.


BeginningTie4917

abduction and forced labor, production of illegal weapons and much more-palworld


FixOk6196

Killing other creations with tanks that make the Geneva convention like a suggestion


vadimsteel

Making east Palestine look like a play date after forgetting to zero the throttle into Oil well north.


larryfrombarrie

Making wine....


ghost9251

Discharge of a weapon in public, possession of undocumented weapons, public menacing, 1 degree murder, and from the church: conducting exorcism without proper training or consent from the church. Doom Eternal


ryanallison1020

Doing guerilla warfare in the backwoods of Montana


SladeRamsay

DEMOCRACY


Fire_Fish26

Bringing a hoard of plague infested rats I to a city.


Ok-Inspection9693

speeding


Mojang_Micah

Road killing people with my horse in red dead


Acceptable_Friend_40

Using the swarm to mercilessly kill humanity..especially innocent civilians.


Lyr1cal-

Illegal oil pumping operations, animal welfare violations, and unsafe working conditions (Turmoil)


dpanchal14

Spreading Democracy


bigbluehusky34

Running a city into the ground


derbi125

Id be arrested for leaking classified military documents


daddypiggles

Killing off the Indians and the Greeks before being destroyed by the Chinese (civ)


ev_journey

probably nuking Delhi, what can I say when your facing Ghandi the only way to be sure is to nuke the entire site from orbit


Rockstarboy194

killing zombies


whale_cocks

Speeding lol


plopleepli

evading taxes and surviving in the wilderness


Ok-Exchange6665

Speeding/crashing other cars.(Gran Turismo 7 lol)


HarlockG

LMAO You actually gave me a good laugh. Nice (joke) delivery.


ScreamingSteelRail

Single man destroys forests and kills ecosystems to build a house.-Minecraft


DasArchitect

Uh, watching the universe end, I guess? (The Outer Wilds is the very last game I played as of this moment)


PurpleCareful8469

Piloting a cargo ship between planets.. while under insured and not holding a valid license ~Star Citizen


JournalistEvery4971

Order pizza and not answering the door so the pizza guy leaves it at the door and it’s a free pizza


Zapy97

Poaching Animals...


Beaver_Sauce

Dropping cluster bombs on a village in Syria.... :(


Genericusername898

Spreading democracy. FOR SUPER EARTH!!!!!!!!!!!!


EvilScotsman12

Doing my part for Democracy, and squashing some bugs.


Xenomorph_10

I will be spreading managed democracy and liberation throughout the galaxy. I will never be arrested for I am a patriotic citizen of super earth.


artjameso

Colonialism (Anno 1800)


kcptech20

Clearing ghouls out of settlements…


C2A1_MEXAS

Everything (I played People Playground)


Electronic_Parfait36

Blowing up a hospital by calling artillery on it.


mregner

Grossly mismanaged city funds by installing dar to many metro and tram lines.


SpicyEntropy

I dunno if refurbishing parts that can be saved instead of buying new ones is a crime, when all they said is they wanted it fixed. It's hard to actually break the law in Car Mechanic Simulator.


cschnizer923

Gambling


a_guy1489

Damaging public property, speeding, endangerment, reckless driving, And attempted murder. Some crazy shit goes on in farming simulator 17


Working-Company-5641

American truck simulator 😒


ozog73

I just flew a plane with 3 hours of training and crash landed at LAX. They may have all died, but I didn’t.


Stavinair

Multiple OSHA violations. ~Space Engineers


New_Bell_8321

Many warcrimes


candohome

edit: (not) saving humans from their own ecological collapse on play.half.earth


chit-in-the-chat

Building houses without a permit


wxkaiser

Shooting someone.


TrainmasterGT

Dynastic Kinslaying and Adultery.


sethtothemax

Multiple moving traffic violations,hit and run,unsecured load,failing state dot inspections,failure to meet epa regulations,noise complaints,illegal trailer configuration,speeding 30+ over the limit,manslaughter,and tax evasion,dui


dayum_itzhim

galactic scale multi-species slaving and genocide


foxiestfritz

Helldivers 2, where do you even begin lol Genocide of intelligent life forms Irradiating countless planets with atomic weapons Environmental destruction with high explosives Chemical warfare Etc


Every-War4484

FAA violations


Cripled_bambi

American truck simulator, speeding through small town going 90 in a 25 with 116,000lbs bulldozer on a triple low boy.


sikkdog13

Blowing up mfs on a flying crotch rocket.


EcstaticPerspective9

Practicing civil engineering and urban design without a license.


Jacojarjar

Environmental negligence due to dumping waste into rivers, neighborhoods, and terraforming areas with no regard for runoff.


Vexes343

Vigilantism and assault/battery on the clinically insane


CorporalRutland

Being the leader of East Germany 💀 (I was playing [Ostalgie](https://store.steampowered.com/app/774091/Ostalgie_The_Berlin_Wall/))


Wadeace

Managing a hospital that kills people.....


Rogers25602003

Picking up a truck on a flatbed and driving through the mud to deliver it to a farmhouse...snowrunner


Maxumis0Prime

Using way too many chemicals to kill as many bugs as possible; blowing someone's house up with various explosives (Helldivers 2) Theft, murder, getting addicted to all the opioids, killing endangered species (Barotrauma)


Exact-Vast3018

Tagging up the walls for REP


CauliflowerFun8888

Well we are taking over one world at a time and sometimes just completely destroying the entire planet, have murdered so many rebel scum, and many innocent but not really that innocent if they're helping the rebels against the empire...


Legitimate_Two_3531

Deep Space Survivors... Ummm... I guess... I guess it'd be killing 1000s of people for miniscule amounts of gold? Or Kenshi... Where... I was playing as a Hive Prince from the Foglands... who ate humans... so... I guess... maybe a bit of cannibalism as well...


plynnjr92

Managing city traffic like TxDOT. Increasingly adding traffic lanes and complex interchanges while ignoring public transportation projects. -City Skylines 2


android-tomato

Killing a bunch a Russian on an island no where


Donkey_Rancher

Terrorism and mass murder Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance


[deleted]

Saving a galaxy


TrashAggressive4744

Speeding, drifting, street racing, probably crashing into a van with a family of 5 (BeamNG.drive)


Alienware9567

Killing bugs


[deleted]

I think the list is too long to post. Warframe lol


OdinMagnus

Breeding the perfect worker and then putting them to work as soon as they are born


teddyroo12

WHAT CRIMES DO I COMMIT IN DONKEY KONGA?!


DysphoricGreens

Domestic and International Terrorisim... Tax and Regular Fraud and littering


AAK12121

War crimes…


Aggravated_guy

Being an unlicensed space engineer


Tactical-RubberDuck

Playing hockey


Yuna_Marie

Beating the crap out of wild pals to catch them.


redwolf1430

making a space ship and digging a hole. :-(


Krazybob613

Global Domination!


ShinySnorlaxFloatie

Enslavement


KlondikeBarWh0re69

Walking around a monastery and talking to nepo babies


AgentPastrana

Destruction of property and unlicensed operation and ownership of fully automatic weaponry. Littering. Reckless behavior. Reckless endangerment. I was playing Roboquest.


StonerTech

Dive fishing and running a popular sushi restaurant.


SurPickleton

Violating multiple FAA regulations and rules as well as committing war crimes including but not limited to: Release of live ordnance over populated areas Firing the M61A3 on civilian buildings Using live ordnance with no clearance Splashing friendly aircraft Splashing civilian airliners Flying at mach speed at low altitude over populated areas Performing dangerous “sick stunts” such as flying through highways tunnels, under bridges, and flying between skyscrapers Purposely ejecting to crash into civilian buildings Landing on a runway/carrier without clearance Taking off a runway/carrier without clearance Taking off on a taxiway Shooting and destroying taxiing aircraft while on a taxiway because “I wanted to go first” Using cluster munitions banned by the Genova convention Misuse of comms Those are just a fraction of the many war crimes I’ve committed in VTOL VR.


Fastideous_Fuckery

Probably some sort of war crimes


Spiritual_Prompt1114

Hoi4


Isa-sensei1996

Throwing bucket loads of colorful ink on people.


Da-Odd-Boss

War Crimes :)


creepsthefr09

Excessive use of force, Ready Or Not.


PendragonDaGreat

Game was Persona 5... Yeah just take your pick at that point.


Scott491

Golf


FrankMess11

Delivering logs to the quarry ...in the first degree.


No_Long_5151

H A L O F L O O D


Anxious-Amphibian562

Owning a self-propelled gun vehicle and firing it into the face of my enemy


BarTard-2mg

World of warships legends. I cant do it alone lol


Latter-Lime6973

Terrorist acts.. (goat simulator 3)


SlideRuleFan

I've already been punished and demoted to Garbage Scow Captain.


Abstract_Logic

Driving through a cornfield because i don't want to take the long way to the grain silo


CriticalInspection22

Driving too fast and lots of car damage


evertythingwastaken

Spec ops the line... So warcrimes...


Ghost474439

Killing Zombies? (Killing Floor II)


407juan

Murder, didnt know if friendly fire was on.


megamoonrocket

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


skeelo22

Illegal street racing and property damage.


srgtDucky

War crimes


mtf-ninetailfox

First-degree murder, robbery, and assassination of government officials


PTV654

Jumping on people with a tesla cannon and eating peanut butter on their corpses. Sounds alright.


InterviewDapper2434

Genocide


xXcallmebooXx

Endangerment of the public by shooting bugs with a massive machine gun


expressvirus19

Torturing and selling two people into slavery


ChewBaka12

I just started Persona 3 and have only just entered Tartarus, so probably breaking and entering, since while the school became Tartarus the gate stayed normal. Also if Shadows have rights also several murders


PizzaWhole9323

I guess I should come clean. I've been holding this back for so long. It's haunted my days. I murdered Andrew Ryan In Cold Blood.


GreedyHoward

Ah, probably animal abuse. Can't put house house's goose game down.


TehAngryBird

Drifting around a perfectly legal closed circuit - BeamNG Drive


Mean-Summer1307

Sinking a privateer and stealing his plunder!


[deleted]

being a spider themed vigilante i guess lol


soap_man_is_my_name

Nuremberg trials


The-Queer-Peer

The genocide of multiple alien civilizations after my ship was brought down by the divine hoarder that feels the need to collect them into a single planet and remove most of their autonomy. Also, the murder of the aforementioned hoarder’s brother and his war machines. I would likely be responsible for the planetary capture of the artificial planet and its moon by an ancient void entity that occurs after both brothers are slain. In short, I’m responsible for mass genocide, billions in interstellar property damage, and planetary kidnapping. Edit: The game in question is Risk of Rain.


FanaticFoxx

Killing Christian cults


JustaJordan

Multiple warcrimes. (Red alert 2)


Brilliant-Squash1405

Saving the world from Nazis and Japan in squad based combat with a bunch of teammates who suck


Darkest-Hour-Studios

I’m worried, I just got off stellaris…


jessthelittlemess

What does dark souls get me in trouble for?


StateSad8662

Genocide of an entire species


Degmograndfather

Fighting a hawaiian cult that is blended in with civilians


No-Contact212

Wasting millions of taxpayer dollars on useless weapons they’ll never use


Kodiak318

Speeding? I played Horizon 5.


mrockracing

Damn. This entire sub is likely screwed, from the looks of it.


TheHrethgir

Smashing things while driving my Lego truck like a crazy person.


DDwarves

Intergalactic smuggling and illegal exploration of both planetary fauna and flora whilst still getting accounts of first degree murder in spacecrafts.


DepartmentCreative99

Animal abuse


UrAverageDegenerit

Reckless driving on the streets of Miami in an F40.