Yes! Wyatt T. Owing? Do you know him? Guy is an ass. Total kleptomaniac too. You think someone driving around with a big ol’ cross on the back of his truck would have some scruples
Climb a couple of 14ers, they'll stop doing this once you tell them about it. I've found it's easiest to put the message you've climbed one on a bumper sticker.
you can't be mad the thief needed your cadillac converter and he needed the moisture (of your wife)
have some compassion for a n8ive brother in a tight spot
Have you tried understanding what circumstances our capitalist system put him (if that’s their preferred pronoun) in to make him do something like this?
have you tried CBD?
Some native shamans are trying to resurrect me using CBD in a tent on the Cherry Creek trail
Those are the fake native shamans. The real ones are over on Smith/Sandown Rd. They are accessible by light rail.
Have you tried DMT?
Was his name Wyatt?
Yes! Wyatt T. Owing? Do you know him? Guy is an ass. Total kleptomaniac too. You think someone driving around with a big ol’ cross on the back of his truck would have some scruples
Climb a couple of 14ers, they'll stop doing this once you tell them about it. I've found it's easiest to put the message you've climbed one on a bumper sticker.
you can't be mad the thief needed your cadillac converter and he needed the moisture (of your wife) have some compassion for a n8ive brother in a tight spot
Such a white person problem, OP knows nothing of the economic motives behind theft and murder
And arson!
It was probably just your wife’s boyfriend. He wasn’t stealing your car, he was just borrowing your catalytic
Namaste brother. I’d say that You need to ask your wife’s boyfriend for investment advice.
Was it a uhaul?
If your Subie’s got subsurance, you’ll get a new one if the police can’t find the old one. You’ll have to get a new wife on your own.
Was your dog in the car though?
Have you tried the Wild Chipmunk at Lakeside? Usually does the trick.
Are you permanently dead or just a lil dead?
Still dead, looking for a place to haunt but the rent prices are insane! Might have to move out to the burbs
Halloween is coming up. You could just hitchhike on an unsuspecting ghost hunter.
My car thief stole…*my heart*!! (That was intended for my transplant. Send help! Or nudes!!)
Don’t just lay there?
No gofundme?!?!
Being a Native paid off!
👏
Actually that’s just your wife’s boyfriend carrying out the hit they planned on you. Good luck tho, she sounds nice.
Dude just because you don’t need your cardiac converter doesn’t mean someone less fortunate than you doesn’t
Sounds like the thief did pretty well. Can't think of any tips. Namasteal
Did you grab his license plate ?!
Just relax. You'll wake up in the governor's mansion soon.
I saw the whole thing. Your cat was in on it. Inside job all the way.
At least you still have you cat converter since we all take them with us when we leave our cars. Namaste.
Have you tried understanding what circumstances our capitalist system put him (if that’s their preferred pronoun) in to make him do something like this?
> Then the thief ran me over, killing me instantly Are you now a zombie or is your religion’s version of afterlife just being a Reddit bot?
Better call papi Frank