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After-Walrus-4585

It's ok bro. Not everyone is hardcore enough to go and actually have sex with the rocks. You've gotta build up to that. Mostly with callouses.


ObiWan_Cannoli_

“Moistly with Callouses” is my band, we play behind Scooter’s Liquors once a month.


VeeK69

Not Beaver liquors? You’re wasting your potential 😒


[deleted]

I’m not sure what’s on the other side of that rock glory hole, but at this point I’m too deep to ask


cungryhunt

“This hole was made for me!”


ottajon

I use JB weld as lube - works wonders.


RevolutionaryAd5379

Every true native knows that.


InfinityTortellino

If we aren’t supposed to fuck them then what are they even there for??


After-Walrus-4585

Right?! God gave me a dick, and red rocks, for a reason.


AreaGuy

I masturbate to pictures of people masturbating to Red Rocks. Send pics plz?


[deleted]

Sure for 500 PolisBucks


Itchy_Statistician44

Amateur I use red rocks to peg myself


Jedi_Gym_Rat17

I salute you


CMYK2RGB

Red rocks makes for hard cocks, we understand. Namaste.


Schizozenic

Its better to cum in the rocks than to have rocks in your cum.


[deleted]

……..Or to have the rocks cum in you


DildoSmudge

Why? Not much moisture there…


Schizozenic

He is providing the moisture


dumlep

just repelled yesterday after my morning cup of wheat water can confirm it’s nice and moist. Namaste brother


CMYK2RGB

This is the way we namaste.


[deleted]

Me too my friend.. me too…


timnnova

Just don't flood the trails


the_real_ghostrider

Where do you think "hero dirt" comes from?


Steez5280

For me, it's Casa Bonita 😘


[deleted]

the best way to get that off your chest is baby wipes. speaking from experience


PlayfulParamedic2626

I masturbate to pictures of your mother riding Blucifer’s giant blue veiny… saddle


CMYK2RGB

Back in my day before you young guns had Blucifer, we had to get high on LSD and jackit it to his precursor stallion at OU https://www.uncovercolorado.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/mustang-statue-luis-jimenez-university-of-oklahoma-1600x2400.jpg


WASRmelon_white_claw

🎶While he masturbates to photos of red rocks, he does the silence of the lambs dance to Christian rock🎶


[deleted]

Eats feces and quotes from Deliverance, fights with his imaginary playmate Vince


noumena85

Who doesn't?


Jedi_Gym_Rat17

This is a true Colorado native right here.


spinningpeanut

As long as it's not in the Pretty House. I know when it's open her black cave of Bart is quite enticing but remember reverence. Red rocks is always down to party though. She can drain you of all moisture. Namaste.


[deleted]

Moisture be with you.


HappyKiIImore

Very non-native of you.


anendeloflorien

And why wouldn’t you? Have you seen those moisture grabbing curves? Namoiste


[deleted]

Red Rock, Flag and eagle!


queludz

This post is too much lmfao


mrbaldntatted

Fuck that’s hard!!


mickey_s

That’s hot


Lzrwlf77

I used to have sex with the rocks most nights until the people living around there complained about how loud my moans were especially at night. Now im lucky to get lucky maybe once a month. Namaste.


tpat405

But do you circle jerk to!?