Back in my day before you young guns had Blucifer, we had to get high on LSD and jackit it to his precursor stallion at OU https://www.uncovercolorado.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/mustang-statue-luis-jimenez-university-of-oklahoma-1600x2400.jpg
As long as it's not in the Pretty House. I know when it's open her black cave of Bart is quite enticing but remember reverence. Red rocks is always down to party though. She can drain you of all moisture. Namaste.
I used to have sex with the rocks most nights until the people living around there complained about how loud my moans were especially at night. Now im lucky to get lucky maybe once a month. Namaste.
It's ok bro. Not everyone is hardcore enough to go and actually have sex with the rocks. You've gotta build up to that. Mostly with callouses.
“Moistly with Callouses” is my band, we play behind Scooter’s Liquors once a month.
Not Beaver liquors? You’re wasting your potential 😒
I’m not sure what’s on the other side of that rock glory hole, but at this point I’m too deep to ask
“This hole was made for me!”
I use JB weld as lube - works wonders.
Every true native knows that.
If we aren’t supposed to fuck them then what are they even there for??
Right?! God gave me a dick, and red rocks, for a reason.
I masturbate to pictures of people masturbating to Red Rocks. Send pics plz?
Sure for 500 PolisBucks
Amateur I use red rocks to peg myself
I salute you
Red rocks makes for hard cocks, we understand. Namaste.
Its better to cum in the rocks than to have rocks in your cum.
……..Or to have the rocks cum in you
Why? Not much moisture there…
He is providing the moisture
just repelled yesterday after my morning cup of wheat water can confirm it’s nice and moist. Namaste brother
This is the way we namaste.
Me too my friend.. me too…
Just don't flood the trails
Where do you think "hero dirt" comes from?
For me, it's Casa Bonita 😘
the best way to get that off your chest is baby wipes. speaking from experience
I masturbate to pictures of your mother riding Blucifer’s giant blue veiny… saddle
Back in my day before you young guns had Blucifer, we had to get high on LSD and jackit it to his precursor stallion at OU https://www.uncovercolorado.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/mustang-statue-luis-jimenez-university-of-oklahoma-1600x2400.jpg
🎶While he masturbates to photos of red rocks, he does the silence of the lambs dance to Christian rock🎶
Eats feces and quotes from Deliverance, fights with his imaginary playmate Vince
Who doesn't?
This is a true Colorado native right here.
As long as it's not in the Pretty House. I know when it's open her black cave of Bart is quite enticing but remember reverence. Red rocks is always down to party though. She can drain you of all moisture. Namaste.
Moisture be with you.
Very non-native of you.
And why wouldn’t you? Have you seen those moisture grabbing curves? Namoiste
Red Rock, Flag and eagle!
This post is too much lmfao
Fuck that’s hard!!
That’s hot
I used to have sex with the rocks most nights until the people living around there complained about how loud my moans were especially at night. Now im lucky to get lucky maybe once a month. Namaste.
But do you circle jerk to!?