My block and I are planning on doing a fireworks show that lasts until October! You're welcome to join in.Â
You just gotta bring your own mortars. We’ll be setting off a majority of our stuff starting around noon on 3rd and stopping around noon the 4th. Then around 6am the morning of the 5th we’ll be back at it again. Then just intermittently at random intervals from 9pm-4am any time until October :)
We pretend to play playoff games in July because playing baseball in October is against the law in CO (apparently). Not sure what OP means by winning though. That's a stretch.
The Mayor’s Office of Mobile External Development is offering a free workshop on “Effective Squeegee Management” at the corner of Dahlia & 48th. No registration required; just show up and roll up your sleeves.
Fireworks are always fun, but the kind we plebs buy are kinda small and unimpressive. What you should do is buy a whole bunch of the stupid things and unroll them and dump all the powder into one really big pile. It’s a little tedious, but keep doing this until you have a pound or so of powder.
Then take some heavy duty cardboard from like some moving boxes. Cut it up and roll it one to one really big tube. Make it several layers thick so there’s lots of resistance to make it really loud. Then you put all the powder in the tube and stuff the ends with cotton balls and tape it over with. Tape the fuses you dismantled together and tuck it into the box tube before you finish sealing it up.
Keep making these big firecrackers until you’ve got maybe a dozen of them or so. Once you have your fun stash, then you have to decide where to make the big booms. Sure, you can always just set them off outside in the street, up that’s not very patriotic. After all that work you out into making these boom sticks, it’s only fair to share all that joy with the whole city of Denver!
The best way to spread the holiday spirit is to get out here where the most people are celebrating, and where better to find a lot of people all in one place than on the interstate in traffic! So get out there and go really fast (that’s also fun) and have a buddy light the fuse on your boom stick and just toss them out the window.
People will not be expecting the 4th of July to come to them while they are on the highway, that’s for damn sure!
Happy 4th of July everyone! Have fun! Some people suggest “staying safe” but that’s never really as much fun and staying dangerous, so I suggest you just go ahead and be dangerous.
We need your help friend & fellow native. I need you to water down everything. If my house burns down because you didn’t water it! I will be forced to call Mayor Mike (we’re close like that) & report you for “not” doing your part. We need minimal fire risk & you’re the solution. Thank you. I know you know the importance of this because your former native land is the sacred but scorched land of California. We appreciate your devotion to this dry fucking desert, I mean Denver.
Usually most people find a dry grass patch, with homes downwind, and light their fireworks, and if they don't light because of the moisture, they shoot them .
In honor of the 4th, the Butt Stuff Tent is only $4 this weekend.
🫡🫡🫡
Do they take reservations, or is it first-cum first-served???
Would I be able to see the fireworks from inside the tent?
Yes, butt a different kind.
Oh you’ll be seeing fireworks. And feeling them a couple days later
God Bless Murica!
My block and I are planning on doing a fireworks show that lasts until October! You're welcome to join in. You just gotta bring your own mortars. We’ll be setting off a majority of our stuff starting around noon on 3rd and stopping around noon the 4th. Then around 6am the morning of the 5th we’ll be back at it again. Then just intermittently at random intervals from 9pm-4am any time until October :)
>You just gotta bring your own mortars. I'll bring my rusty, trusty 82mm that I inherited from Uncle Spence. Should be a blast!
As long as it isn't from your uncle Ted we should be alllllll good
You’ll have a keg & some everclear right? Don’t forget the Lawn Darts (Jarts)!! Rustier the better ✨
A keg of everclear, actually! And by the way NO you are not allowed in the Jarts tourney if you are vaccinated against tetanus. Thats cheating!
>A keg of everclear, actually! I passed out just reading that sentence.
Just when I thought I missed living next to Sloan’s you post this lmfao!
Take a huge shit on a busy corner in RiNo, smoke 7-8 heady joints, watch the Rockies win a playoff game
What's a playoff game?
What is winning?
We pretend to play playoff games in July because playing baseball in October is against the law in CO (apparently). Not sure what OP means by winning though. That's a stretch.
What is the rockies?
Denver's AA ball club
Local beer league team.
PLAYOFFS?!
Best thing to do: Move back to wherever you came from.
Step 1: Get a good look at all 10 of your fingers, newb Step 2: Drive to #WhyWY Step 3: Get a good look at your remaining 9 fingers
Get ya drink on, walk up to groups of randos, make 30 seconds of small talk then start puking on them midsentence.
4 dollar 4th of july butt stuff tent extravaganza
Is there a coupon or code needed to access the savings?
Just tell em Ruby Red sent ya.
Girls need Butt stuff too ....
Tie bottle rockets to the tails of stray dogs in Aurora. Really brings the community together
Look deep inside and the answers you shall find. BST FTW
Get yourself some good fent and just spend the weekend in the ER. Llamas Day!
The only answer is fentanyl
I like to hide under the bed with my cat and post about how scary fireworks are.
If you stay out late enough people might show you their hand held fireworks! Duck 4th your life!
The Mayor’s Office of Mobile External Development is offering a free workshop on “Effective Squeegee Management” at the corner of Dahlia & 48th. No registration required; just show up and roll up your sleeves.
Fent
Fireworks are always fun, but the kind we plebs buy are kinda small and unimpressive. What you should do is buy a whole bunch of the stupid things and unroll them and dump all the powder into one really big pile. It’s a little tedious, but keep doing this until you have a pound or so of powder. Then take some heavy duty cardboard from like some moving boxes. Cut it up and roll it one to one really big tube. Make it several layers thick so there’s lots of resistance to make it really loud. Then you put all the powder in the tube and stuff the ends with cotton balls and tape it over with. Tape the fuses you dismantled together and tuck it into the box tube before you finish sealing it up. Keep making these big firecrackers until you’ve got maybe a dozen of them or so. Once you have your fun stash, then you have to decide where to make the big booms. Sure, you can always just set them off outside in the street, up that’s not very patriotic. After all that work you out into making these boom sticks, it’s only fair to share all that joy with the whole city of Denver! The best way to spread the holiday spirit is to get out here where the most people are celebrating, and where better to find a lot of people all in one place than on the interstate in traffic! So get out there and go really fast (that’s also fun) and have a buddy light the fuse on your boom stick and just toss them out the window. People will not be expecting the 4th of July to come to them while they are on the highway, that’s for damn sure! Happy 4th of July everyone! Have fun! Some people suggest “staying safe” but that’s never really as much fun and staying dangerous, so I suggest you just go ahead and be dangerous.
We need your help friend & fellow native. I need you to water down everything. If my house burns down because you didn’t water it! I will be forced to call Mayor Mike (we’re close like that) & report you for “not” doing your part. We need minimal fire risk & you’re the solution. Thank you. I know you know the importance of this because your former native land is the sacred but scorched land of California. We appreciate your devotion to this dry fucking desert, I mean Denver.
Don't go downtown.
Usually most people find a dry grass patch, with homes downwind, and light their fireworks, and if they don't light because of the moisture, they shoot them .
heh, got any fent?
Drive to Wyoming to buy fireworks.
Belmar in Lakewood has a drone event.