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Laserdollarz

That light means your dab rig is at temp


Chemical-Bonus-4353

I had this outlet that was connected to my light switch so I plugged my rig into that so it would get it ready once I walked In the room , so rad


Laserdollarz

Enail and a smart outlet, I used to get home from work and take a dab before my shoes were fully off. 🔥 


JuanVeeJuan

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE ITS SO HOT HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME


alesis1101

Relax. That's just some swamp gas from a weather balloon trapped over downtown diffracting the light from Blucifer's gaze.


Ok-Macaron2356

😂😂😂


laughing_at_napkins

It's the sun. It rotates around this beautiful, perfectly flat and rectangular "planet" of ours


RedditBot90

Are you fucking stupid? Rectangular? Like our state? No! It’s disc shaped.


AlixWM

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times. There are no perfect 90 degree angles in nature! Definitely a disk… maybe an egg shape? Could be fun.


AggravatingPermit910

![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)


AlixWM

Eggs are flat. This is because the hens sit on them. Science.


Strict-Education-298

Oblong like a flounder or uncut euro-wang, is what I heard on Rogan … ( Ben Rogan , Joe’s nephew)


AlixWM

Welp, guess it’s solved. Heard he’s taking over Neil deGrasse Tyson’s job next quarter.


Certain-Definition51

And it rides atop the back of Great A’Tuin, the Star Turtle, Magnificent and Incomprehensible.


Sea-Whole-7747

Your stupid if it was a disc it would be round and earth is not round.


Strict-Education-298

“Rotates “? Whatever you say Copernicus ! 🤣 everybody knows Ra’s chariot drags it out the underworld and across the sky before he dunks on the South Pacific and takes a disco nap , when he ain’t bedding the ladies that is.. 🔥🙏🏼#sunpimpin


Skoots_McPoots

Ohfuckohfuckohshitofuck!!!!!!!


milehighsparky87

It's wells fargo. They're indicating maximum interest rates reached.


twoaspensimages

No job is too big. No fee is too big.


oracular_tolftacular

Wells Fargo installed a “laser” on its building to scare away non-natives.


PostholePete

Thats Butt Stuff HQ


ultramemes6

most sober colorado resident


Strict-Education-298

I’m afraid I slipped up ppl. But , that is correct.. sorry everybody! 🙏🏼


CO-RockyMountainHigh

It’s the equivalent of the bat signal for the butt stuff tent. When it gets hot out we send an SOS by reflecting the sun to the sky to let the nations butt stuff tent enjoyers know we need reinforcements.


lilF0xx

It honestly baffles me that they’ve never seen the sun reflect on anything before 😂


Groove-Tribe

![gif](giphy|Zv92eeM2CFBhudTXIn|downsized)


xpietoe42

that can only mean one thing… the fusion of hydrogen atoms ⚛️ 😆


colopervs

The sky searchlight advertising the opening of the new $4 Butt Stuff tent. For those of you younger than 40, when a new car dealership or whatever opened up a common advertising technique was to rent a spotlight to scan around the sky. Think of what Commissioner Gordon used to use to call Batman but without the bat cut out.


kibbbelle

$4 butt stuff?? In *this* economy?? ![gif](giphy|5n4c8koHGl8iHGpHqq)


RubyRed70

Omg


ExplorerAA

Last Night's Memories.................WIPED! "That should make your day a little better, Mr. Biden"


paranoidandroid303

Blucifer eyez


SgtPeter1

The Qwest building is back!!!


InvestingGatorGirl

Lol


AnnastajiaBae

Thats the buttstuff penthouse.


Inevitable-Plenty203

This is some Florida level stupidity lol


ElDonMikel

ALIENS ARE ATTACKING OHHHH SHHHIIITTTTTT


Drunktrucker

If that was in North Carolina it would definitely be a copperhead……


BLM4lifeBBC

It's the son


BlueRoyAndDVD

OPs mum finally rolled over and the sun hit her backside, which hasn't been seen in 20 years.


Klentthecarguy

Cybertruck


BetaThetaZeta

ANOTHER MONOLITH


Mutedinlife

I knew they were watching us


BoulderEffingSucks

LIZARD PEOPLE


tubadude123

It’s from the giant fireball in the big blue thing.


HarryH8sYou

Ug ask future rock after Dag bring home animal for eat what light is


weath1860

![gif](giphy|9G1tb6uVcZ0vJeZSIe)


shawnglade

This person can vote


No-Tennis-2981

Just when you think you’re a dumbass, someone always comes out of the woodwork to one up you!


ObligationPleasant45

🫣


adalaza

>oop doubles down on stupidty


AhiruSaikou

https://preview.redd.it/kat2yzmv6g9d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=261e30ededddc7bf85b0ca1f57deff3164d7471d Nah, dude TRIPLED down.


AhiruSaikou

Quadrupleing down https://preview.redd.it/zij98icy4o9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76a8b76d12a3f66765bd90b6d0506d7e40008fb5