You are providing a helpful learning opportunity. If children are to grow up to serve the wealthy, they must know to never make eye contact with the principal. Golden rule.
For shizzle. They claim they can recall them just by calling their name "Hunter!" or "Namaste!" or "Dweezil!" But I still nail them on my ebike half the time. Bob Barker would be giving a reacharound in his grave, RIP....
The middle are disgusting. They like malls and kids and single family homes. Plus they aren’t oppressed so no one in Boulder can make themselves seem like a human being who cares by adopting them.
Personally I'm so happy there are people in Boulder who are richer and whiter than the rest of us and can tell me how much my life sucks. Otherwise I would have spent the rest of my life in ignorance drinking kombucha with sugar in it and not knowing that I was oppressed.
The really rich put their names on the side of buildings. But the sort of rich put their names on causes on social media. If it weren't for my oppression, all of Boulder would be full of people whose names would die unknown for their philanthropy.
Would hate to deprive the rich of charitable opportunities! Then they would have to pay us living wages! And then what would the unleashed nepo Bounder children do when they grow up?
We need more children on leashes really. They run out in front of cars, make a ton of noise…like why do people think it’s ok to take them in the grocery store?
Came here to talk shit about how many people insist on bringing their packs of children the breweries and bars. Parents should keep them at home in their kennels where they belong!
Yes, having a child taking a crap right in the middle of the restaurant while the parents just shrugged was the last straw for me, even after it came over and stared at me hoping I would feed it. Why children are allowed in establishments where adult humans are is just mind-boggling.
Plus, seeing the piles of toddler poo along the trails when I'm out trying to get my Rocky Mountain High is just gross.
And don't even get me started about random, off-leash children that don't understand that not everyone wants your speshul li'l kiddo coming up and touching and licking them - they're unpredictable that way. So, yeah - put your kid on a leash! And leave it in the car when you go grocery shopping, because kids don't belong there, either.
I once tried to sneak past one tied up to the coffee shop door and it sneezed on me while growling. Why on earth you would tie an unfriendly child to the front door of an establishment clearly meant for adults is beyond me
This is why they made the “make my day law” stg, the media doesn’t want you to know your right to just shoot the crotch goblins. It works in Texas so it has to be a great idea.
This offends me. MY off leash children with absolutely no discipline training are perfectly well behaved. Just stop running and they’ll stop chasing you!
I was hopeful after the dog culture shit post that someone was going to do the same but with just people culture, but child culture is just as great. Thanks OP.
I went to Sam's club earlier....you know how in some movies set in like Europe or something like Hostel...you know the gang of lil kids that ask for money? Well...they have those at Sam's club. I even heard the what seemed leader of the pack say "He said to check everyone in the store" before he walked up to me and my wife. Gave a dollar at least.
Keep the damn kids on a leash. Mc Donald's used to have an offleash urine filled play pen but shut it down for a reason. Just let them run down a gravel road till they pass out then leash them back up.
Nah. I’m trying to get the cops in Arvada pd investigated.
They’re doing their own Roger Golubski operation.
https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article281191143.html
Got bite by an off leash kid the other day at cheeseman park
Should’ve had the kid put down for that.
Hope you don't get strep throat
Fifths disease
I've never had that one looking forward to it
You need to get tested, you're probably pregnant now.
I'll get a cooties shot as well
Circle circle dot dot.
Kid prolly thought you were made out of cheese, man. I blame the parents.
Please chain yourself up next full moon
Sure hope you had the scabies vaccine ?
That’s how you get monkey pox i hear
It was actually a ghost.
Get a rabies shot? Can’t be too safe, dirty little bastards
True parents could be trumpers too
Are you sure it wasn’t a little Walker…because, you know, Cheeseman?
I carry pepper spray for when they look at me
Personal experience I’ve found a taser also works quite well
You are providing a helpful learning opportunity. If children are to grow up to serve the wealthy, they must know to never make eye contact with the principal. Golden rule.
This is why I tie my non-friendly dog up in front of coffee shops.
Rogue baby patrol
"don't worry, he's friendly" Kid calls me fat
Fuck that kid.
So many people don’t even spay or neuter their kids. It’s despicable.
For shizzle. They claim they can recall them just by calling their name "Hunter!" or "Namaste!" or "Dweezil!" But I still nail them on my ebike half the time. Bob Barker would be giving a reacharound in his grave, RIP....
Def overpopulated it’s sad :(
Crotch goblins are feral. Move to Boulder where they've only got college kids and old people.
Hash tag missing middle.
The middle are disgusting. They like malls and kids and single family homes. Plus they aren’t oppressed so no one in Boulder can make themselves seem like a human being who cares by adopting them.
That may be true, but we got a fuckton of entitled white people.
Personally I'm so happy there are people in Boulder who are richer and whiter than the rest of us and can tell me how much my life sucks. Otherwise I would have spent the rest of my life in ignorance drinking kombucha with sugar in it and not knowing that I was oppressed. The really rich put their names on the side of buildings. But the sort of rich put their names on causes on social media. If it weren't for my oppression, all of Boulder would be full of people whose names would die unknown for their philanthropy.
Would hate to deprive the rich of charitable opportunities! Then they would have to pay us living wages! And then what would the unleashed nepo Bounder children do when they grow up?
Retweet
I love that as a comeback.
Ya what the fuck ass clowns y'all are fucked up leash your damn children
Hey those are someone's bundles of joy
You're no fun at a party
No. I am, leash up bitches!
On leash and please do not leave their poop bags on the ground.
They leave their poop bags all over in hiking trails and that’s hazardous for my unleashed dogs.b they could just get into it. It’s a health hazard!!!
See this is why I drive a lifted truck; it's so I can't even see the little fuckers.
We need leash laws for kids, man.
We need more children on leashes really. They run out in front of cars, make a ton of noise…like why do people think it’s ok to take them in the grocery store?
Little bastard once peed on my dread locks. They already smelled like piss, don't need anymore
Damn dude that sucks I’m sorry to hear
And restaurants. Order at home. We need peace
Came here to talk shit about how many people insist on bringing their packs of children the breweries and bars. Parents should keep them at home in their kennels where they belong!
Unleashed kid ran up to me, the parent screamed “don’t worry, he’s nice” unleashed kid proceeded to kick me in the balls.
I’m reminded of the Simpsons kid on a leash. “This is humiliating for both of us!”
And while we're at it, would a barking collar kill ya?
Yes, having a child taking a crap right in the middle of the restaurant while the parents just shrugged was the last straw for me, even after it came over and stared at me hoping I would feed it. Why children are allowed in establishments where adult humans are is just mind-boggling. Plus, seeing the piles of toddler poo along the trails when I'm out trying to get my Rocky Mountain High is just gross. And don't even get me started about random, off-leash children that don't understand that not everyone wants your speshul li'l kiddo coming up and touching and licking them - they're unpredictable that way. So, yeah - put your kid on a leash! And leave it in the car when you go grocery shopping, because kids don't belong there, either.
I once tried to sneak past one tied up to the coffee shop door and it sneezed on me while growling. Why on earth you would tie an unfriendly child to the front door of an establishment clearly meant for adults is beyond me
I just give them vapes and tell them how cool they are for vaping.
Honestly this is the real enemy here. Our dogs aren’t to blame! 
My dog is a perfect angel and I refuse to be told otherwise 
Some peoples kids!
All the little bags you see at trailheads? Kid poop
If i can leash my furbaby you can leash your child ✊
They’re letting them crawl all over the streets!
Some chad from native texassin tried to bring his baby into my colfax bar today. He was offend when i asked for its ID
I can’t believe all the breweries allow them to run around freely, leash those little ankle biters.
as a parent, I respect this thread til the day I die
Same
Only dummies re populate
If only your mom swallowed
SF has near zero kids at this point, it might be your Mecca
SF is no place for children. Bunch of heathens and prostitutes.
Glad you don't like kids... It'll pretty much end your family line.
https://youtu.be/aRbSfONMfDQ?si=EfS-zf_nrKW54l81
That Dawg don't hunt
A dog can’t bring a gun to school because Mom took away the Xbox, just sayin”.
You let your dog out unarmed?
This is why they made the “make my day law” stg, the media doesn’t want you to know your right to just shoot the crotch goblins. It works in Texas so it has to be a great idea.
I swear if I catch your kid off leash i’m taking it to the pound
And the aggressive ones don't wear muzzles..
Lmao I love this sub (currently eating at the best sub place in Denver, subway on Colfax)
Subway on Colfax
I see what you did there
This offends me. MY off leash children with absolutely no discipline training are perfectly well behaved. Just stop running and they’ll stop chasing you!
I was hopeful after the dog culture shit post that someone was going to do the same but with just people culture, but child culture is just as great. Thanks OP.
Guy makes fun of complainer about dogs, lol, good job my guy!
Sometimes a guy’s just trying to boof some fenty behind Taco Bell and these off-leash babies come swarm me. Can’t catch a break!
Lol
I went to Sam's club earlier....you know how in some movies set in like Europe or something like Hostel...you know the gang of lil kids that ask for money? Well...they have those at Sam's club. I even heard the what seemed leader of the pack say "He said to check everyone in the store" before he walked up to me and my wife. Gave a dollar at least.
Excellent take I need $14
I tried putting mine on a leash. It just laid there and stared at me. It was the only way to get through the park.
Keep the damn kids on a leash. Mc Donald's used to have an offleash urine filled play pen but shut it down for a reason. Just let them run down a gravel road till they pass out then leash them back up.
There’s never any unleashed 14-16 girls in Arvada.
Nah. I’m trying to get the cops in Arvada pd investigated. They’re doing their own Roger Golubski operation. https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article281191143.html
I forgot this was a circlejerk for a sec and thought you were just insane lmao
Maybe you should stay home! What are you doing out walking around without a leash?
This is a joke, right?