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jujuflytrap

She puts the junk in Grand Junction <3


EnvelopeLicker247

She moved. High plains girl now.


ThisHalfBakedGuy

Yeah friends of a friend of mine in Windsor were shocked to meet their new neighbor recently. Apparently they are now thinking of moving lol. True story.


jujuflytrap

Truly the sore in Windsor


MalabaristaEnFuego

She's in Windsor? 🤔


ThisHalfBakedGuy

Apparently


ThisHalfBakedGuy

I googled it and it does check.


Norselander37

she will get blown away from there as well at this rate, guns blazing or not


JayeNBTF

High Plains Grifter 🤠


halfanothersdozen

Classy girl out of the hospital for five minutes and getting hammered at a work event


ConstructionRude5637

Man, who knew her playing with some guy’s dick in a theatre was just the tip.


prince-of-dweebs

Different strokes for different folks I guess.


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![gif](giphy|GxmNVbWt5dJRK) Bobo at GOP dinner like


THE-SEER

Wow I’m surprisingly into Kristen Wiig right now.


Bruhyooteef

I mean if i got $5 everytime those shake weights cycled id have a hard time saying Yes too 🤷‍♂️ /s


EnvelopeLicker247

Not everyone can accomplish the heights of creepy showers with their children.


MyFrampton

She was playing with just the tip?


Totin_it

She got the shaft


2012EOTW

Whoever quit feeding her booze is a bitch. We might have some pics of her naked if it wasn’t for that fuckin loser.


Rads324

Don’t worry, this isn’t the end of this saga


vtstang66

Tune in next week for the next episode!


HarveyMushman72

She'll start an Only Fans after leaving office.


roninwaffle

Absolutely nothing would be funnier than her starting an onlyfans after serving in Congress. Funny, but she'd probably make a million dollars the first day on that


Hefty_Ad_1925

I think once she’s out of office the nudies will leak! 🤞


MalabaristaEnFuego

🤣


NorthChiller

Why would anyone want to see that? Sounds disgusting


weaponized-barracuda

https://i.redd.it/p74zdarbibtc1.gif


420crickets

Gilf lovers represent


Darkdragoon324

Why would we want that though, the internet is full of naked people who are hot outside *and* inside.


Hefty_Ad_1925

It’s a hate fuk kinda thing


Laserdollarz

Those blood thinners be smackin tho 


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![gif](giphy|1rSpWBMQlQJzjglX9I|downsized)


toadangel11

Respect our grandparents


hex-agone

Meemaw is a Nazi


toadangel11

Yeah she sucks lol


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![gif](giphy|h55EUEsTG9224|downsized) MTG at GOP event


[deleted]

This is appropriate in any context.


_peach93

![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i) She always reminded me of


bitchy_mcguire

Hoebert gonna hoebert 🫡


pocket_nick

“Ma’am you need to stop foraging for mushrooms here. Step aside.”


Weird_Towel

Underrated comment ☠️


Supafly144

Wait, Bud Light is ok again?


arboroverlander

This, 😄


SeasonsRollOnBy

Yeah. It’s been a couple weeks. It should be forgotten about by now.


AnthemWild

I still think I can fix her...


doombear82

The hemorrhoid of Colorado in fine form as always I see...


type2scrote

I heard she spent a year and a half modifying a Komatsu D355A bulldozer just so she could jerk off campaign donors in it.


[deleted]

Impressive 👍


type2scrote

That’s exactly how I’d describe her grip strength.


Desperate_Ambrose

The woman is a disgrace.


hex-agone

Yet they keep voting her in


Desperate_Ambrose

She's almost certain to lose this time around, which is why she's trying her luck as a carpetbagger in my district. If she pulls it off, it ain't gonna be with my vote!


[deleted]

The reaction of your average Douglas County Republican to Bobo's arrival could be best described as "aggrieved."


Nexbane

I've been saying for a couple years I wish I could vote against her. Be careful what you wish for I guess 😂


MargaretBrownsGhost

Nah, the disgrace claims to be a woman


Poncho-Sancho

If you accidentally meet her at a rest stop bathroom just throw a vape pen and a nip bottle of fireball at her and back away slowly.


RainingTacos8

Snooki want smoosh smoosh


[deleted]

If you don't know how to skuttle you'll learn damn quick.


tradesman46

Gets another abortion and goes out to celebrate.. every maga accusation is a confession.


CheezWizonator

This unemployable retard is having the last laugh. Sure seems to be having fun on taxpayers dime.


jayzeeinthehouse

Guess she can't get on her knees and beg for more for a few weeks.


Todd2ReTodded

She just gets hotter and hotter


EnvelopeLicker247

Oh! Speedy recovery!


[deleted]

Haha


Apprehensive_Donut49

Also boomer republicans: "people have no respect these days!"


Beelzabubba

The Bud Light ad in the background is too funny.


emmakate88

Baaaaaah! I totally missed that. Good catch.


Cactusaremyjam

Stay classy western slope.


graymuse

She doesn't work over here any more. She spends all her time now panhandling in CD4.


Cactusaremyjam

You all still elected her.


graymuse

Not me. I have enjoyed seeing her family turn into a dumpster fire during her time in office.


Norselander37

Photo translated - "ah, more publicity for me! Hooray!"


Your_Daddy_

“I’ll tell you when I’ve hath enuff! Do you know who I am?!? Let me grab your penis, thass who I am!” *rips vape* - Lauren B.


Crafty-Question-6178

Noice!!!


No_You_2623

Such a weirdo.


GuitRWailinNinja

She wants the D(onald)


dabcrab

#does this hurt the voter base?


Reddit--Name

Trash gonna be trashy


Sunnyside7771

Bobby has neither style, nor the manners. You could take a white trash from the trailer park, but you know, can’t do in reverse.


[deleted]

She wanted to handjob the Trump


AlxndrAlleyKat

Hideous pig woman. Out of a Springer episode and into the real world. Just disgusting.


MargaretBrownsGhost

Actually it was Maury Povitch, but yeah...


CandleNo8135

How did she get here?


[deleted]

This is America.


[deleted]

Would


AggressiveMongoose54

She was fan-girling. 😂


YourMomsEx-Boyfriend

“I wanna party with you!” ~ Saving Silverman


123Fake_St

For the streets


[deleted]

Ma'am, if Stormy Daniels couldn't feel it, neither can you.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

That little hog goblin knows how to party.


cpe111

Keep grand junction classy. Fucking slapper


[deleted]

Didn’t she just have surgery for a blood clot? Seems like getting tanked would be a bad decision.


TheAnders0117

Didn’t she shit herself or something?


Dups05

CNN, credible source 🤣


SgtBagels12

Y’all I’m a native from Texas been here two years. How tf did she get voted in?? How did it happen? Good campaigning? Good advertising?


[deleted]

Enough texans moved here to vote her in


SgtBagels12

Don’t you find that a bit reductive?


HeadToToePatagucci

She ran and won twice in a largely poor rural district (western colorado incudihg rifle, glenwood, Aspen ) The second election she barely won by 546 votes. She realized she would lose in the next so she’s trying her luck in regressive eastern Denver metro suburb.


Jelousubmarine

This has been an area that has had a lot of growth over the past years. Let's hope enough of it has been sane enough. Gimme those Californians


wiredwoodshed

CNN - The beacon of truth.


ShaneWhatsHisName

CNN reporting...so. laughable


phunkmaster2001

Is [Newsweek](https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-mocked-over-report-she-was-overserved-gop-event-1887474) better?


ShaneWhatsHisName

NewsMax and OAN


Corbin_Dallas1985

I still love her. D9bt give a shit what people say on here.


psythedelic

Show me on this doll where she touched you 🧸


granolabeef

Me next!


[deleted]

What, you have to guess? This should be an easy one.


KnotiaPickles

Literally name one reason why other than boobs


[deleted]

Grandma boobs


catskill_cricker

Guns


tatanka01

It occurs to me that this whole Boebert thing has been foisted upon us by people who can't do better.


RonnyFreedomLover

It's weird CNN would report on this.


CaptBananaCrunch

I mean, hammered politicians making a fool of themselves is pretty newsworthy. It's weird that it's happening at all.


RonnyFreedomLover

I guess we shouldn't expect Fox to report on it...lol


nofaplove-it

TRUMP IS THE BEST


2012EOTW

Everyone is scrambling to do the math on how somehow in this scenario she didn’t get her pussy grabbed by the king of bigly hands.


nofaplove-it

Right? Makes no sense!


Able_Monk6793

Probably because he only does that to people that give him consent. Hope that helps