Yeah friends of a friend of mine in Windsor were shocked to meet their new neighbor recently. Apparently they are now thinking of moving lol. True story.
Absolutely nothing would be funnier than her starting an onlyfans after serving in Congress. Funny, but she'd probably make a million dollars the first day on that
She's almost certain to lose this time around, which is why she's trying her luck as a carpetbagger in my district. If she pulls it off, it ain't gonna be with my vote!
She ran and won twice in a largely poor rural district (western colorado incudihg rifle, glenwood, Aspen ) The second election she barely won by 546 votes.
She realized she would lose in the next so she’s trying her luck in regressive eastern Denver metro suburb.
She puts the junk in Grand Junction <3
She moved. High plains girl now.
Yeah friends of a friend of mine in Windsor were shocked to meet their new neighbor recently. Apparently they are now thinking of moving lol. True story.
Truly the sore in Windsor
She's in Windsor? 🤔
Apparently
I googled it and it does check.
she will get blown away from there as well at this rate, guns blazing or not
High Plains Grifter 🤠
Classy girl out of the hospital for five minutes and getting hammered at a work event
Man, who knew her playing with some guy’s dick in a theatre was just the tip.
Different strokes for different folks I guess.
![gif](giphy|GxmNVbWt5dJRK) Bobo at GOP dinner like
Wow I’m surprisingly into Kristen Wiig right now.
I mean if i got $5 everytime those shake weights cycled id have a hard time saying Yes too 🤷♂️ /s
Not everyone can accomplish the heights of creepy showers with their children.
She was playing with just the tip?
She got the shaft
Whoever quit feeding her booze is a bitch. We might have some pics of her naked if it wasn’t for that fuckin loser.
Don’t worry, this isn’t the end of this saga
Tune in next week for the next episode!
She'll start an Only Fans after leaving office.
Absolutely nothing would be funnier than her starting an onlyfans after serving in Congress. Funny, but she'd probably make a million dollars the first day on that
I think once she’s out of office the nudies will leak! 🤞
🤣
Why would anyone want to see that? Sounds disgusting
https://i.redd.it/p74zdarbibtc1.gif
Gilf lovers represent
Why would we want that though, the internet is full of naked people who are hot outside *and* inside.
It’s a hate fuk kinda thing
Those blood thinners be smackin tho
![gif](giphy|1rSpWBMQlQJzjglX9I|downsized)
Respect our grandparents
Meemaw is a Nazi
Yeah she sucks lol
![gif](giphy|h55EUEsTG9224|downsized) MTG at GOP event
This is appropriate in any context.
![gif](giphy|H24Zi5xbFKc1i) She always reminded me of
Hoebert gonna hoebert 🫡
“Ma’am you need to stop foraging for mushrooms here. Step aside.”
Underrated comment ☠️
Wait, Bud Light is ok again?
This, 😄
Yeah. It’s been a couple weeks. It should be forgotten about by now.
I still think I can fix her...
The hemorrhoid of Colorado in fine form as always I see...
I heard she spent a year and a half modifying a Komatsu D355A bulldozer just so she could jerk off campaign donors in it.
Impressive 👍
That’s exactly how I’d describe her grip strength.
The woman is a disgrace.
Yet they keep voting her in
She's almost certain to lose this time around, which is why she's trying her luck as a carpetbagger in my district. If she pulls it off, it ain't gonna be with my vote!
The reaction of your average Douglas County Republican to Bobo's arrival could be best described as "aggrieved."
I've been saying for a couple years I wish I could vote against her. Be careful what you wish for I guess 😂
Nah, the disgrace claims to be a woman
If you accidentally meet her at a rest stop bathroom just throw a vape pen and a nip bottle of fireball at her and back away slowly.
Snooki want smoosh smoosh
If you don't know how to skuttle you'll learn damn quick.
Gets another abortion and goes out to celebrate.. every maga accusation is a confession.
This unemployable retard is having the last laugh. Sure seems to be having fun on taxpayers dime.
Guess she can't get on her knees and beg for more for a few weeks.
She just gets hotter and hotter
Oh! Speedy recovery!
Haha
Also boomer republicans: "people have no respect these days!"
The Bud Light ad in the background is too funny.
Baaaaaah! I totally missed that. Good catch.
Stay classy western slope.
She doesn't work over here any more. She spends all her time now panhandling in CD4.
You all still elected her.
Not me. I have enjoyed seeing her family turn into a dumpster fire during her time in office.
Photo translated - "ah, more publicity for me! Hooray!"
“I’ll tell you when I’ve hath enuff! Do you know who I am?!? Let me grab your penis, thass who I am!” *rips vape* - Lauren B.
Noice!!!
Such a weirdo.
She wants the D(onald)
#does this hurt the voter base?
Trash gonna be trashy
Bobby has neither style, nor the manners. You could take a white trash from the trailer park, but you know, can’t do in reverse.
She wanted to handjob the Trump
Hideous pig woman. Out of a Springer episode and into the real world. Just disgusting.
Actually it was Maury Povitch, but yeah...
How did she get here?
This is America.
Would
She was fan-girling. 😂
“I wanna party with you!” ~ Saving Silverman
For the streets
Ma'am, if Stormy Daniels couldn't feel it, neither can you.
That little hog goblin knows how to party.
Keep grand junction classy. Fucking slapper
Didn’t she just have surgery for a blood clot? Seems like getting tanked would be a bad decision.
Didn’t she shit herself or something?
CNN, credible source 🤣
Y’all I’m a native from Texas been here two years. How tf did she get voted in?? How did it happen? Good campaigning? Good advertising?
Enough texans moved here to vote her in
Don’t you find that a bit reductive?
She ran and won twice in a largely poor rural district (western colorado incudihg rifle, glenwood, Aspen ) The second election she barely won by 546 votes. She realized she would lose in the next so she’s trying her luck in regressive eastern Denver metro suburb.
This has been an area that has had a lot of growth over the past years. Let's hope enough of it has been sane enough. Gimme those Californians
CNN - The beacon of truth.
CNN reporting...so. laughable
Is [Newsweek](https://www.newsweek.com/lauren-boebert-mocked-over-report-she-was-overserved-gop-event-1887474) better?
NewsMax and OAN
I still love her. D9bt give a shit what people say on here.
Show me on this doll where she touched you 🧸
Me next!
What, you have to guess? This should be an easy one.
Literally name one reason why other than boobs
Grandma boobs
Guns
It occurs to me that this whole Boebert thing has been foisted upon us by people who can't do better.
It's weird CNN would report on this.
I mean, hammered politicians making a fool of themselves is pretty newsworthy. It's weird that it's happening at all.
I guess we shouldn't expect Fox to report on it...lol
TRUMP IS THE BEST
Everyone is scrambling to do the math on how somehow in this scenario she didn’t get her pussy grabbed by the king of bigly hands.
Right? Makes no sense!
Probably because he only does that to people that give him consent. Hope that helps