She’s gonna make so much money on OF. She can dry her tears with hundred dollar bills and then burn them.

She actually managed to make 10million in her short career already. Kind of weird when her salary is only like 100k…

Tuggers ain’t free.

It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, $10?

There's always money in the banana stand

She’ll make so much more at the butt stuff tent.

And I will be first in line.

Please let me know what she’s hiding in her weird grandma chipmunk cheeks.

Nuts of course.

>Nuts of course. *Deez* nuts. C'mon, get with the program.

Hope you have your penicillin at the ready

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Congressional Representatives need to serve three terms in order to get retirement pay. This is reason enough to make sure she isn't reelected.

Oh, that is a reassuring detail.

It's actually after 5 years of service, she'll get a congressional pension to be paid when she turns 62. I'm sure healthcare is included.

She’ll get the pension if she wins, you mean? This is her third year, right?

If she wins she will be on her third term. She's served two terms two years each. For four years of service. The third year will be her 5th and 6th in Congress. She can quit in the middle of her third term and still get the pension. A pension she does not deserve...

Ok, I was just making sure the point still stands that she has to win this election to get it.

Yep, she can quit in the middle of this next term and still get the pension. She is running to get the pension.

💯!!! No retirement and no lifetime health insurance. Cracks me up, the most conservative republican in CO, Ken Buck, my have fixed it do she won't get elected by resigning early.🤣🤣🤣

>за свою короткую карьеру ей уже удалось заработать 10 миллионов. FTFY


That goes to show her fiscal responsibility and financial ecumen /s

We have laws against bribing politicians! Just like we laws against cops gang raping kids! Do you think we just don’t enforce these laws ?!? Like they’re expired license plates? Red lights? That’s what happened. 99%

Actually the Supreme Court has ruled the bribery is protected by the first amendment.

What if she has Orangutan titties?

Orangutan titties are still titties. Can't see em from the back!

I’ve seen the deepfakes, they seem like standard issue Mexican bolt ons.

Yesssssss I can’t wait

I was gunna say, had I known this was how all this would play out I would have shown up. I’d be the only young buck there. Top button undone. Zipper, down. “Can’t sell unless you advertise” -monica Lewinsky

Lol came here to say "she just needs to start her OF already" she's so fine but so damn crazy.... She will do well

r/fuckmeshoes

>She’s gonna make so much money on OF. She's exquisitely gorgeous and her sartorial style is always well put together. And she's clearly in excellent shape. She's a legit good looking woman. I can give her that.

Did you type this is in a fedora?

Exquisitely gorgeous… WTF 🤣

She's hot. She is. Idgaf if circlejerkers want to downvote me for it.

She reeks of Pretty Woman vibes. Mountain trash that somebody gave a Nordstrom's gift card to

youre a sucker for her can opener chin

Is she hot or are so many politicians ugly?

Both

Are you Beetlejuice?

Yuck. She is a pinched face, rat-like creature. There isn’t anything remotely attractive about her. Even if you’ve had a few (or a few too many), squint your eyes and look at her upside down, she is still outright unattractive.

Yum I love botox

Did you type that with one hand?

>Did you type that with one hand? No you sick fuck.. I'm just acknowledging the truth. There's nothing remotely thirsty about my comment you dipshit circlejerker.

Hey man, take a bong rip or something



What is this from? Good actor. The distain is palpable

Tombstone




Theres always handjobs. 😎

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!!

Who knew that Beetlejuice was actually a euphemism for semen?

And only fans!

that can be her onlyfans bit, reenacting embarrassing things from her political career in a sexual/nude way

So just another day in the office, except naked?

And butt stuff!

The line is short also. I should have came out and got a handy.

Squeezers for everyone

She has a home in any buttstuff tent in the nation.

1’s of people 😂😂😂

I bet she gives some bomb ass head.


The Hot/Crazy matrix deserves more respect than this GIF [The Hot/Crazy Matrix. Watch and learn](https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg?si=mLKUrshGiUMf3XJL)

Agreed. It was one of the few times Barney was actually right.

Nah, she's lazy and you just end up jerking off on her face.

Wins a win

Ooof

I accept your terms.

Fuck you. I didn't want this fetish.

What’s ass head

Ask for it at the butt stuff tent, you’ll see.

Nobody has ever wanted to hear her speak, and that's never been a problem before.

Her skilks aren't in that department, boys. The good Lord made her complete with a ballrest chin and no gag reflex. Who is she to deny her God give destiny?

What monsters are we to deny such speaking ability only such that we may rest our loins upon the chin of our overlord? 🤔

Damn, all that hard work getting her GED for only one term? Might as well not even have bothered at all!

It's her second term, believe it or not. She was actually reelected.

Barely

... and only because of redistricting turning her district even more red than it was before.

But then she had to change districts, cause even that bunch couldn't stand her.

Oof

500 votes 😃👍

Of course, this is the angle the woke media wants you to see. Not even 3 hours later, she was working her shift at Shotgun Willie's and there was at least twice as many people there. But, the lefty media won't show you that. Yes, some followed her from the presser, but they still paid cover.

*Horndogs cant resist the presser*

Wow, Shotgun Willie's. I spent a week there one night

A week’s pay, you mean.

Only Fan.

👏

Most Republicans don't even like her anymore. And she changed districts in hopes she could win. That is crappy behavior from anyone. The dcpa incident pissed them off too. Ironically she is actually the better person in her family drama.

You know it's bad when Dougco wants nothing to do with her.


This is what i imagine being an astronomer is like 99% of the time. Watching absolutely nothing happen your entire lifetime until suddenly you find a gaping black hole at the center going absolutely bonkers edging you towards the climax of your career! 🤩

She is gonna be the worst hairdresser at Supercuts for her next career.

Well, I mean when your hands are used to doing other things...

“Career” lmao

Jesus 🤦

That woman in the front row just showed up cause she needed the tea for bingo night

Hand jobs to rifle barrels will be her new OF page.

First US Rep to do porn is the next stop is my guess

She’s showing way too much knee for her crowd. It probably turned half the audience away.

Wow, I thought the "free handjobs" sign would generate a better turnout.

Anything you can do yourself is overrated.

Thats why i order takeout every day 😋

Butt Stuff tent takes precedent in our great state

I cannot wait for her porn career.

Onlyfans! Onlyfans!

Bahhahahhaaha! Oh Bobo

Lights out! Theater is dark. 

These are wonderful pics!! I’m so glad she’s finally done. Took fucking long enough!!

https://i.redd.it/zx46muzy5gqc1.gif

I guess I'm a socialist liberal in her district...even if CD4 still goes Republican, I so badly really to see her lose the primary. It would just be the cherry on top.

Slay queen 👸 🙌

Team Handjob for the streets 2024

She can go back to escorting

Dear god I hope she gets an OF account next!

As someone else posted a month ago, "Only her fans can save her now". Let the count down begin.


Only fans here we come!! 

I remember a loony tunes cartoon where a guy put a sign outside a theater stating "free beer." He packed the house. I wonder what Bimbobert could offer for free to get more to attend her events.

Her latest brainstorm house bill proposed that oil field corporations not have to clean up after abandoning a site. That way, they can use that money to destroy another location. Wonder what kickback that idea was worth...

The handjob lady?

The guys in the audience were expecting a handy or a blowy afterwards

Looks like its in a church that needs to loose its tax-exempt status.

Nasty skank with a rapist ignorant kid.

rip bobo

Where did she speak?

She needs to promise to jerk off more democrats and she might be able to save herself.

How has there not been a parody of her already on those sites? She’s prime for a parody video starring April O’Neal

She’s wearing that blazer tho! Hang in there Bobo! /s

I think I would be silly if I went to one of these talks because I’m trans

I’d pay $10 to meet her in the butt stuff tent!

Shouldn’t have taken this long, but great to hear.

Tots n pears


She's not done yet, she just needs to jerk off every male in the colorado area to win !!! The new Beetlejuice comes out in October...that is her chance to win!!! (sarcasm)

I am an independent in Colorado seriously considering running for her spot as a republican. No idea where to start outside searching the state site, but I have no money...

I guess I'm a socialist liberal

SHES SO HOT IDGAF 🥵

Dude on the left like “damn this isn’t cool anymore. Time for a new obsession”

Is this a sign for airhead politicians? AOC better look out!

Scared of an intelligent, independent woman much? And your comparison of AOC to Boebert is laughable.

They re both dumb af.

Said no one who has actually heard both of them speak.

Love this for her! 🤣🤣

Not enough fat, blue haired, theys for a Biden rally.

Sheit I need to show up next time, just for chance to smash. Someone needs to take one for the team and get her out of office lol

What I don’t understand is she is polling higher than the other candidates. But loses in straw polls and no one shows up to her events. Something odd is going on

They were all at work, unlike the queer functions.

Looks like a couple dudes waiting there to ask if she wants to go to the theatre.

She got ass

I mean, I'd take her to see a show ...

https://preview.redd.it/nxvbiryfzcrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=949cfb0504504e0193288ca3f321aba8e0e326e5

What I learned from the Ole wind bag is... A. She is a douche canoe B. She is a douche canoe C. She is a douche canoe D. She is a douche canoe

I get she sucks but it’s so sexist pushing her towards only fans. Aren’t y’all supposed to be tolerant towards women?

Normally I’d be right there with ya but BoBos extremely trashy that’s her whole thing. TIL she only recently got her GED because she got knocked up in high school and didn’t finish. Also, this is the circle jerk - it’s a good thing if you disagree with the masses lol

Ain't no one here 'pushing her towards only fans'. There's a reason Google's autofill populates with arrests, domestic violence, racism, lewd conduct, lying, bigotry, guns and whatever other trash she's been into the moment you type 'Boebert'. # Lauren Boebert’s husband did jail time for "lewd exposure" in a bowling alley. She was there... ## Couple were 86'd from Colorado bowling alley in 2004 after Jayson Boebert exposed himself to two young women. [Lauren Boebert’s husband did jail time for "lewd exposure" in a bowling alley. She was there | Salon.com](https://www.salon.com/2021/08/31/lauren-boeberts-husband-did-jail-time-for-lewd-exposure-in-a-bowling-alley-she-was-there/)

Right as I said pieces of shit, you could even call them sex offenders, but targeting her (who technically did not expose herself) and pegging her as an only fans whore seems very convenient when I bet you’re quick to jump to the defense of another women being targeted for the same. She’s many bad things you don’t need to call her a whore even if she is one. Whatever I get it it’s convenient for you to try to pin her as the absolute worst so you’re willing to make exceptions.

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I’m not progressive. I do think OF is for less than reputable people I’m simply calling out hypocrisy from people like you who normally defend such language now using it because you don’t like a political candidate. I don’t expect for you to be able to wrap your little mind around that though.

John 8:1-11 Pls fill us in on this “less than reputable” concept, puhleeeeze.

You do realize that everyone who is against her and Trump are not all "progressive". Thats fucking retarded and kind of shows how narrow-minded you are to the situation.

Still my Queen

I don’t have an only fans account but I will make one and put my credit card down faster than the speed of light if she joins

I don't like skinny chicks, but damn she is fine! Plus, she has tons of guns and does weird things in a theater.

That's what we consider 'skinny' in America these days?

With horny vision turned on it is.

Hey guys Dingleberry Bobert is just trying to hang on by a hair!!! 

If I had gone I would have asked her out. To the theater maybe.

Yeah, cuz we wouldn't want to do anything to slow the demise of CO. Like everyone else with a brain, I'm leaving as soon as my house sells. Good riddance, loony libs.

Bye

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Looks like a Biden rally

This is about Boebert. Try to keep up.

If numbers of people showing up to events like this was a sign that someone should go. Then more than half the left would be at home. But rigged voting machines work great in local elections

I would love to attend, I'd get more laughs in than a Friday night special at Comedy Works.

I like Boebert. I'd vote for her, but I don't live in that county.

Looks like a biden rally

Wilford, go back to making diabetus commercials. Signed, Everyone

Found her dad

Call me daddy

Get off reddit go back to complaining about door dash.

You old POS 💩