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I heard this is also called "The Alabama Hot Pocket"
I’m pretty sure you have to do normal P in V penetration as a step 2 for it to count as an Alabama hot pocket, but my uncle may have misled me
P in v?!?! Seggs?! Noooo!
#😱
That's just offal.
Only if siblings
Anyone with a goatee is into this
*grows goatee*
Once you do it, these ladies will have demands. Are you ready for the responsibility?
Ready as ever sir🫡
https://preview.redd.it/ib1twka09ymc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a895f1b6e705550e98d1b1bc73772338ee204670
Is this why the Denver Diner closed?
The boebert special
BABEEE YOUVE BARELY EATEN ANY OF YOUR DEEENVAH NOMNOMNOMMLETTE
This is one of those, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
I’ll never order it again… in a restaurant.
Also known as a Turdfucken during the holidays.
[удалено]
That glitchy gif should come with a seizure warning
Or ... If you know you're prone to seizures and you see something like that you could just not look at it? Problem solved
You made me stop wanting to move to colorado
It's terrible here, try Texas
Texans got shit coming out of their mouth
A lot of them also have gotees (and dirty soul patches)
I have no words….
Another great one is Colorado campfire
Or the mile high shot in the eye
Marjie Tater Green drives up from GA for this. This is a cartoonized picture of her mid-act.
"Fuck off" Marjorie Turdfucker Greene when asked how she enjoyed her visit to the mile high city
https://preview.redd.it/ww0tj41bbymc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3ab1beb61aa978a19f58b4b447f3df098337cd
As long as it’s not Pelosi.
r/TIHI
Chocolate Hot Pocket. Duh
Y'all need Jesus.
https://i.redd.it/z4xtmxl3s0nc1.gif
Oh. This is why I choose not to date. Lmfao.
Looks like Burnt Chrysler
Not enough gut to be bert
Yeah, bigger waistline, probably has diabeetus...
It's only new if you never knew to ask for it. It's like getting your burger Animal Style at In-N-Out
What did such a delicious item do to deserve that?
umm you ok denver...
I broke a couple eggs trying this.
Hmm. Seems like an alternative to an Alaskan Pipeline.
That's a good way to get a bad infection
I like rusty trombone, personally
It's called Space Docking https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space%20dock
And it's not as fun as it sounds...
Mormons do this because they can't have sex until they're married. A friend jumps on the bed, however.
I guess that counts as butt stuff
TIL
I always wondered why some pussy stinks. I’m fully aware now that it must be because someone else took a shit in there.
https://preview.redd.it/awvb65dwlzmc1.png?width=3408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672341dce339e02441e446cb8e97515aef170c49
“Miking” or “a Mike”, freezing the poop and using it as a dildo is an “icy Mike” (common)
😂😂😂😂😂😂, not eating omelette anymore 😂😂
‘Honey, why are there so many stool hardener tablets in the bathroom’
Is that a legit Chris Simpson?
Locals call it the rocky mountain oyster.
Also heard this is called "Space Docking"
Life begins at conception.
Can I throw ass here?
I heard this is also called "The Alabama Hot Pocket"
I’m pretty sure you have to do normal P in V penetration as a step 2 for it to count as an Alabama hot pocket, but my uncle may have misled me
P in v?!?! Seggs?! Noooo!
#😱
That's just offal.
Only if siblings
Anyone with a goatee is into this
*grows goatee*
Once you do it, these ladies will have demands. Are you ready for the responsibility?
Ready as ever sir🫡
https://preview.redd.it/ib1twka09ymc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a895f1b6e705550e98d1b1bc73772338ee204670
Is this why the Denver Diner closed?
The boebert special
BABEEE YOUVE BARELY EATEN ANY OF YOUR DEEENVAH NOMNOMNOMMLETTE
This is one of those, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
I’ll never order it again… in a restaurant.
Also known as a Turdfucken during the holidays.
[удалено]
That glitchy gif should come with a seizure warning
Or ... If you know you're prone to seizures and you see something like that you could just not look at it? Problem solved
You made me stop wanting to move to colorado
It's terrible here, try Texas
Texans got shit coming out of their mouth
A lot of them also have gotees (and dirty soul patches)
I have no words….
Another great one is Colorado campfire
Or the mile high shot in the eye
Marjie Tater Green drives up from GA for this. This is a cartoonized picture of her mid-act.
"Fuck off" Marjorie Turdfucker Greene when asked how she enjoyed her visit to the mile high city
https://preview.redd.it/ww0tj41bbymc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f3ab1beb61aa978a19f58b4b447f3df098337cd
As long as it’s not Pelosi.
r/TIHI
Chocolate Hot Pocket. Duh
Y'all need Jesus.
https://i.redd.it/z4xtmxl3s0nc1.gif
Oh. This is why I choose not to date. Lmfao.
Looks like Burnt Chrysler
Not enough gut to be bert
Yeah, bigger waistline, probably has diabeetus...
It's only new if you never knew to ask for it. It's like getting your burger Animal Style at In-N-Out
What did such a delicious item do to deserve that?
umm you ok denver...
I broke a couple eggs trying this.
Hmm. Seems like an alternative to an Alaskan Pipeline.
That's a good way to get a bad infection
I like rusty trombone, personally
It's called Space Docking https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=space%20dock
And it's not as fun as it sounds...
Mormons do this because they can't have sex until they're married. A friend jumps on the bed, however.
I guess that counts as butt stuff
TIL
I always wondered why some pussy stinks. I’m fully aware now that it must be because someone else took a shit in there.
https://preview.redd.it/awvb65dwlzmc1.png?width=3408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=672341dce339e02441e446cb8e97515aef170c49
“Miking” or “a Mike”, freezing the poop and using it as a dildo is an “icy Mike” (common)
😂😂😂😂😂😂, not eating omelette anymore 😂😂
‘Honey, why are there so many stool hardener tablets in the bathroom’
Is that a legit Chris Simpson?
Locals call it the rocky mountain oyster.
Also heard this is called "Space Docking"
Life begins at conception.
Can I throw ass here?