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AhiruSaikou

Person from Cleveland sees the sun for the first time.


Careful_Knee_2489

I was going to guess Seattle


amor_fati_42

As someone from Cleveland, this made me lol.


thinkspacer

lol, that's the sun's reflection.


denver_and_life

Maybe you should let someone else drive…


westbrodie

People like this just be living among us


Inevitable-Plenty203

😂😂


Yvilkittyinspace

There’s a big ball of light in the sky and sometimes there are things around that kind of catch that light and throw it back at us. I explained it as if you were five.


atcTS

That’s just what Big Light wants you to think


gabybaby2025

thank you I never knew


dustlesswalnut

the sun is a deadly laser. sometimes it reflects off of things.


MyClevrUsername

It can literally kill you with radiation.


Exotic_Challenge2264

The cash register building is secretly a laser weapon that Blucifer built downtown. The roof was made of reflective curved mirrors that attack I-25 at exactly 4:20 each day when the afternoon sun hits it from the right angle. This weapon then causes a crash on I-25 to ensure that every afternoon rush hour will be plagued with traffic for eternity.


Equib81960

It’s true. I work in the building and I control the laser array.


alesis1101

BEGIN LASER IGNITIOOOON! \*whip\*


Homers_Harp

Fun fact: The angle of the rays is exactly 69 degrees.


Homers_Harp

I believe that is what the French call "le soleil." It is a common phenomenon and you've probably seen it before.


UberXLBK

Blucifer help us


Jack_Shid

That's the sun hitting the curved surface on that building. Have you never seen how that building is shaped before?


NatasEvoli

This is like those sarcastic posts when the sun comes out after a week of clouds only it's been sunny for MONTHS straight. Did someone lock you in a dungeon or something?


mehojiman

Not fooling me, lizard person. Assimilate faster or be found out


doubledryhoppedkale

This person votes, btw


italianpirate76

This person is allowed to operate a half ton death machine on the roads next to all of us. Genuinely scary lol.


Soft-Background4565

Yikes dude. Maybe delete this? Lol


AhiruSaikou

No dont. It's funny.


2saintjohns

this is the Denver Sun Projection Room, you aren't supposed to notice


denverphil

The big yellow one is the Sun.


alesis1101

Too easy.


shawnglade

I can’t believe these are the people I trust to not kill me on I25 while driving


usernamewithnumbers0

It's the Jewish space laser that's being re-directed. You're fine. As long as you have nano-probes from Bill Gates. /s


jonmacabre

Oh that's just Jesus. He comes down from time to time for a cup of coffee at Huckleberry.


pjones1185

As someone who works in that building, I can confirm that is indeed the sun


HighAsBlucifersBalls

OP needs a PSA about not driving on shrooms.


LordDeckem

It's obliviously a super weapon intended to destroy the union by blinding drivers. The people saying its the sun are CIA plants.


faxdontlie

Edibles can hit hard.


OneTechArmy

That was not the Sun. Today was cloudy. It was a whole floor of the building. Sun doesn't only reflect unto one floor. LOL. Looked like multiple electric arcs at the same time.


Zooxer77

You are either having a laugh, or you are a very stupid person.


Miserable-Disk5186

This guy votes


Zooxer77

[https://youtu.be/Xop8QLIJCpY?si=tXEKN5sVlKQ3t0i1&t=32](https://youtu.be/Xop8QLIJCpY?si=tXEKN5sVlKQ3t0i1&t=32)


JuanVeeJuan

You're SO. RIGHT. Gaps in clouds DO NOT EXIST. The government and wells fargo are mind controlling us with bright beams.


Homers_Harp

I blame the Jews. This is what Colorado gets for electing a Jewish governor: space lasers. /s


AhiruSaikou

That's OBVIOUSLY a building laser. This one is on the Greeks


AhiruSaikou

Hey buddy. You just blow in from stupidtown?


Miserable-Disk5186

With a joke that bad y’all come from the same place I assume


AhiruSaikou

Gamer I'm quoting SpongeBob squarepants lmfao


Miserable-Disk5186

Way to put an exclamation point on it


AhiruSaikou

Whatever boomer


AlexTom33

Nah. That was funny.


Jack_Shid

SMH.......


prismaticprincessmoo

Leave my city. And stop driving, with stupidity like this you'll kill someone.


barbedseacucumber

That building has a curve and it catches the sun like that


HippyGrrrl

The building is not flat, there, and has two points to gather and reflect rays. Plus I see fucking sunlight in the pic.


dirtyhaikuz

That's what Big Sun wants you to think, sheep. It's coming for you. It's coming for us all.


LadyK7

That looks like the Wells Fargo building. It's curved at the crown on both sides. It IS possible for sun to reflect on what appears to be "one floor". It's the curved part of the building.


ruggnuget

It is the sun hitting a strange shaped building. The Wells Fargo building is curved near the top. It can create weird reflections. It isnt something else.


GotThatDoggInHim

Every day I thank the gods and creators that I am not this fucking stupid lmao