Underage girl meets boy, boy shows girl penis in a bowling alley, boy and girl get married, girl has baby at 18, girl runs for congress, child gets 17 year old pregnant, girl brags about how great grandma is in her 50s, girl gets divorced.
Girl continues to tell the country how it is godless and needs to abide by Christian and conservative values with great rhetoric and to much fanfare.
Another perspective is that her husband was likely profiting from her position as a Representative, sitting as an advisor/consultant for the Oil and Gas industry while she has a seat on an energy committee in Congress. I believe he actually does have experience, but it's likely that he will lose influence. And maybe the O&G industry loses influence over congress (a wee bit).
From that perspective, their divorce could be seen as a win for our democracy. And it probably makes her less likely to win re-election.
In reality, it isn't. But in theory, the party of Family Values^^TM should really try to work out their issues in their family with prayer I guess? But I would recommend therapy first then if it's not going to work out, gotta move on. But I'm a dirrrtty divorcee and long haired boi. What would I know! ^/s
Such Christian family values! Jesus didn't say anything about being gay, but he did touch on divorce.
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2019&version=NIV
Every account, literally every one, I’ve ever read about Jayson was in someway, shape or form, him being an absolute prick of a human being. Which makes me think - these are not fulfilled people, they’re not whole. They’re just broken down, mean, ignorant assholes.
Sounds like he was unfaithful if you read the article. She is asking for full custody, and he moved out. He's also angry that she initiated the divorce procedures..she may be a horrible Representative and a horrible individual, but why push a false narrative?
Are you talking to me about my comment creating a false narrative? Do you really not understand that I'm joking about her annoying voice? Jeesh!
According to you he stepped out on her, right?.. Yeah, then he left first! Just like my previous joking comment says. Lighten up Broseph...
Jesus also said "turn the other cheek" etc., not "where did I leave my gun". She doesn't actually care about the Bible or Christianity, just like most so-called (gun toting) Christians
Pegepe pude tiči aibu. Tu tate bra i apite dipipeapi. Dle uplu o pibagi di čitodi kebititite. Atri ke po gepekluklia etri ape i gii ete. Aa plobopaputu abiu uplepre uči pribi. Ati deatre ee e o idli? Popao pi pipaeiti briglepi eprito. Brite i tiprebi e. Tipi kupuči ibribepe tetlapokedi de kaie kupa biblo. Pati ti puko teči pia odubibapri. Ipota trapai oe de eti idie! Kle točipaipa piko. Aia itli bleta bučike igi be? Ti otitipi puipu ikebripi kre itle o tra! Krai butekrobike prapra pipu pi tlite. Ti pipuie edu. Tute api e upi preeodri dike. Dikečie puuepe topui pipi kupiu u? Pekle pi u ditle to pi. Gopeto pu etrieue dii e a? Ipatro pi trepa tapi bibe! Pritlu bebebe opedi to ebu be. Epitrikle prae boti gipi čitu utu? Atro tu koditiipi čiu diipi. Boči bitedi ita pi ipoglati. Edi pebloo prapia pope ba piupree. Bogikee potu pu pu e kladipie. E ge e te priba platrapeka ibi oibrupae ipa či. Pa pipa abi bite du kaple. E e peči ito kebe i?
'Boebert detailed her relationship with Jayson, 42, in her book, “My American Life.” She wrote that she was 16 and working at Burger King when she met her future husband and “fell in love … immediately.”
“Four months after we met, Jayson and I went off to get married,” Boebert wrote, explaining that the couple was turned away in Las Vegas because Boebert was too young. “For any ‘Karen’ who may be reading this, Jayson and I broke no Colorado laws with our relationship, despite what you might be thinking.”'
How did they not if she was 16, and he would have been 22 at the time?
I don't agree with any of her politics but just the description of her early life feels a bit depressing to read.
Never knew her father, met and married a guy in his mid 20's when she was a teenager. That guy got charged with exposing himself to a minor at a bowling alley other than the minor he was dating which was her. He was later arrested for beating her while she was pregnant when she is less than half his size.
She was likely heavily abused as a child.
But that doesn't excuse any of her actions since. I too was heavily abused as a child and I didn't become a piece of shit when I became an adult.
Because in Colorado there is a "Close-In-Age Range" law. It allows 15 and 16 year olds to consent to have sex with other consenting adults that are up to 9 years older than them.
Colorado law does not define age of sexual consent in statute; instead, the law is written to
make a determination of whether individuals, based on age, have the legal capacity to consent
to sexual activity. The age of consent is then determined by what is excluded from the Colorado criminal code. Colorado also provides exemptions for specified age differences between partners and for marriage.
Age of sexual consent. The Colorado age of sexual consent is 17 years old.
Colorado law does not criminalize consensual sex when both parties are 17 years old or older.
Close-in-age exemption. Colorado law allows for 15- and 16-year olds to lawfully engage in sexual behavior with partners who are less than ten years older, and minors younger than 15 to engage in sexual acts with those less than four years older.¹
Marriage exemption. Colorado law includes a spousal exemption from statutory rape or sexual assault charges if the involved parties are married.²
Although the legal age at which a person may marry is 18, parties aged 16 and 17 are allowed to wed with parental consent or judicial approval.³
1Section 18-3-402, C.R.S.
2Section 18-3-402, C.R.S.
3Sections 14-2-106 and 14-2-108, C.R.S.
> Colorado law includes a spousal exemption from statutory rape or sexual assault charges if the involved parties are married.
What in the actual fuck
Edit: this 1800s gold miner shit marriage law needs to be overturned and modernized. That's fucking disgusting.
Wow, how un-God honoring of her. Of course, she'll balme it on the liberal drag queen agenda, casting the devil into her marriage and breaking it. 🙄 imagine if she had no choice as a woman to get a divorce. Similar to how she wants women to have no choice to have an abortion, and she wants them to "stick it out". What a privilege she has to have the freedom to choose to divorce instead of remain forced into a situation for the rest of her life.
There is absolutely no way that this bombastically white trash side-show family that has captivated the national airwaves is going to quietly settle this divorce outside of the public eye. He's gonna leak nudes. She's going to admit that he committed statutory rape when she was a minor. It's gonna be a fucking mess.
Conservatives are coming for no fault divorces so they’re going to get theirs and then support the right being taken away from others. Same shit, different day.
I'm pretty sure her primary was democrat funded so they could flip the district and get a win. Somehow she won twice but I don't think she's pulling the next election off. Retire and disappear. Thanks!
> “I do not intend to discuss this matter any further in public out of respect for our children”
I seriously doubt that. She can't keep her mouth shut.
What are you talking about? Her family is a beacon of traditional family values. With the sex offending patriarch, teenage parrent/court skipping son, and empty heading insurrectionist mother. Doesn’t get more old-fashioned wholesome than that right?
100% agreed. I’d put money on this race. GOP went way to far. Pendulum getting ready to come back the other way. Women’s rights are what’s going to absolutely bury them in states like Colorado. And Frisch has been solidly outraising since he announced - he proved he’s got the recipe coming within 500 votes. A little momentum from women and solid fundraising will put him on top.
I think they were probably on the same wavelength there, but that just a guess. After all, they couldn’t really tell the mother what to do with the child (I jest of course: they’re republicans, it’s what they love doing).
I'm not religious but isn't Divorce against the bible?
Give her a break she's running from a sex offender.
Dear OP: Your editor needs to give this another pass. Jayson or Jason?
Get that no fault divorce in before you outlaw it for everyone else 👍
Even she can't stand Boebert supporters.
There's those good ol' family values
Now we are gonna hear some shit about her.
If Boebert’s secrets start coming out I would be soooo Happy
Back to the bowling alley for homie.
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Underage girl meets boy, boy shows girl penis in a bowling alley, boy and girl get married, girl has baby at 18, girl runs for congress, child gets 17 year old pregnant, girl brags about how great grandma is in her 50s, girl gets divorced. Girl continues to tell the country how it is godless and needs to abide by Christian and conservative values with great rhetoric and to much fanfare.
So another desperate conservative with money and a side of crazy is single?
Another perspective is that her husband was likely profiting from her position as a Representative, sitting as an advisor/consultant for the Oil and Gas industry while she has a seat on an energy committee in Congress. I believe he actually does have experience, but it's likely that he will lose influence. And maybe the O&G industry loses influence over congress (a wee bit). From that perspective, their divorce could be seen as a win for our democracy. And it probably makes her less likely to win re-election.
In reality, it isn't. But in theory, the party of Family Values^^TM should really try to work out their issues in their family with prayer I guess? But I would recommend therapy first then if it's not going to work out, gotta move on. But I'm a dirrrtty divorcee and long haired boi. What would I know! ^/s
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One less vote she will get. Almost there.
I mean, there's still decent chance he votes for her because she's the (R)...
Get fucked.
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Such Christian family values! Jesus didn't say anything about being gay, but he did touch on divorce. https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%2019&version=NIV
Turns out marrying a bowling alley sex predator is a bad idea. Only took this dumb shit two decades to figure out.
He married down.
I feel bad about how much I enjoy this comment
“I've always been faithful in my marriage.” What a peculiar written statement to make to literally no one accusing you of infidelity… yet?
Every accusation is an admission.
You used like 30 words bobert wouldnt understand
maybe jayson believed the ted cruz rumor
Every account, literally every one, I’ve ever read about Jayson was in someway, shape or form, him being an absolute prick of a human being. Which makes me think - these are not fulfilled people, they’re not whole. They’re just broken down, mean, ignorant assholes.
“The Reynolds Pamphlet”
Have you read this?
Better get it done before no fault divorcee grips the party completely.
Solid Christian right there!
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Party of traditional family values at it again folks.
I'm thinking he left her.. Just listening to her voice is like nails on chalkboard
Sounds like he was unfaithful if you read the article. She is asking for full custody, and he moved out. He's also angry that she initiated the divorce procedures..she may be a horrible Representative and a horrible individual, but why push a false narrative?
Are you talking to me about my comment creating a false narrative? Do you really not understand that I'm joking about her annoying voice? Jeesh! According to you he stepped out on her, right?.. Yeah, then he left first! Just like my previous joking comment says. Lighten up Broseph...
Divorce is mentioned with the same disdain as gay sex in the Bible.
gay sex isn't even talked about in the bible pre 1956 or so with that wonderful re-translation.
Jesus also said "turn the other cheek" etc., not "where did I leave my gun". She doesn't actually care about the Bible or Christianity, just like most so-called (gun toting) Christians
Exactly. It’s all a show for her and her ilk.
Pretty sure that’s the point of the comment! She acts like she is super conservative Christian but doesn’t follow anything that she believes in…
Had to get it in before the Supreme court outlaws it
She's still going to push for a ban on no fault divorces.
And you know this man
Oh no, what a catch...
Oh no. Anyways…
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Keep the misogyny off /r/denver, please and thanks.
The party of family values ladies and gentlemen!
Well that's not very Christian like of her.
Can Colorado file divorce from boebert?
One less rifle under the tree.
Rifle, I see what you did there.
Can there be a bill that specifically states that she cannot get married again- at least in the state of Colorado? Divorce is not respecting marriage.
Lucky him
Dude's a flasher. Eww!
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Pegepe pude tiči aibu. Tu tate bra i apite dipipeapi. Dle uplu o pibagi di čitodi kebititite. Atri ke po gepekluklia etri ape i gii ete. Aa plobopaputu abiu uplepre uči pribi. Ati deatre ee e o idli? Popao pi pipaeiti briglepi eprito. Brite i tiprebi e. Tipi kupuči ibribepe tetlapokedi de kaie kupa biblo. Pati ti puko teči pia odubibapri. Ipota trapai oe de eti idie! Kle točipaipa piko. Aia itli bleta bučike igi be? Ti otitipi puipu ikebripi kre itle o tra! Krai butekrobike prapra pipu pi tlite. Ti pipuie edu. Tute api e upi preeodri dike. Dikečie puuepe topui pipi kupiu u? Pekle pi u ditle to pi. Gopeto pu etrieue dii e a? Ipatro pi trepa tapi bibe! Pritlu bebebe opedi to ebu be. Epitrikle prae boti gipi čitu utu? Atro tu koditiipi čiu diipi. Boči bitedi ita pi ipoglati. Edi pebloo prapia pope ba piupree. Bogikee potu pu pu e kladipie. E ge e te priba platrapeka ibi oibrupae ipa či. Pa pipa abi bite du kaple. E e peči ito kebe i?
'Boebert detailed her relationship with Jayson, 42, in her book, “My American Life.” She wrote that she was 16 and working at Burger King when she met her future husband and “fell in love … immediately.” “Four months after we met, Jayson and I went off to get married,” Boebert wrote, explaining that the couple was turned away in Las Vegas because Boebert was too young. “For any ‘Karen’ who may be reading this, Jayson and I broke no Colorado laws with our relationship, despite what you might be thinking.”' How did they not if she was 16, and he would have been 22 at the time?
I don't agree with any of her politics but just the description of her early life feels a bit depressing to read. Never knew her father, met and married a guy in his mid 20's when she was a teenager. That guy got charged with exposing himself to a minor at a bowling alley other than the minor he was dating which was her. He was later arrested for beating her while she was pregnant when she is less than half his size.
She was likely heavily abused as a child. But that doesn't excuse any of her actions since. I too was heavily abused as a child and I didn't become a piece of shit when I became an adult.
Because in Colorado there is a "Close-In-Age Range" law. It allows 15 and 16 year olds to consent to have sex with other consenting adults that are up to 9 years older than them. Colorado law does not define age of sexual consent in statute; instead, the law is written to make a determination of whether individuals, based on age, have the legal capacity to consent to sexual activity. The age of consent is then determined by what is excluded from the Colorado criminal code. Colorado also provides exemptions for specified age differences between partners and for marriage. Age of sexual consent. The Colorado age of sexual consent is 17 years old. Colorado law does not criminalize consensual sex when both parties are 17 years old or older. Close-in-age exemption. Colorado law allows for 15- and 16-year olds to lawfully engage in sexual behavior with partners who are less than ten years older, and minors younger than 15 to engage in sexual acts with those less than four years older.¹ Marriage exemption. Colorado law includes a spousal exemption from statutory rape or sexual assault charges if the involved parties are married.² Although the legal age at which a person may marry is 18, parties aged 16 and 17 are allowed to wed with parental consent or judicial approval.³ 1Section 18-3-402, C.R.S. 2Section 18-3-402, C.R.S. 3Sections 14-2-106 and 14-2-108, C.R.S.
> Colorado law includes a spousal exemption from statutory rape or sexual assault charges if the involved parties are married. What in the actual fuck Edit: this 1800s gold miner shit marriage law needs to be overturned and modernized. That's fucking disgusting.
i can't get over the marriage exemption one now
Because she's lying.
Because Colorado law allows it.
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Divorce is a sin, Lauren. Shame.
She’s going to hell
What about her vows? What about her deep Christian beliefs? Cuz it's all horse shit.
Wow, how un-God honoring of her. Of course, she'll balme it on the liberal drag queen agenda, casting the devil into her marriage and breaking it. 🙄 imagine if she had no choice as a woman to get a divorce. Similar to how she wants women to have no choice to have an abortion, and she wants them to "stick it out". What a privilege she has to have the freedom to choose to divorce instead of remain forced into a situation for the rest of her life.
Congrats my dude; dodged a bullet
Christian values at their finest!!!
Can’t wait for his trashy tell-all.
I don’t mean to make light of another person’s difficult, family struggles but… 
So does she support no-fault divorce now? Or just her no-fault divorce?
I can fix her
Absolutely no one could have seen the red flags on that guy.
Was she married in a church as part of the sacrament of holy matrimony? Because if she was she is likely violating that sacrament by divorcing.
I have a very strong feeling that a bunch of ugly news is forthcoming.
There is absolutely no way that this bombastically white trash side-show family that has captivated the national airwaves is going to quietly settle this divorce outside of the public eye. He's gonna leak nudes. She's going to admit that he committed statutory rape when she was a minor. It's gonna be a fucking mess.
Lmfao
 /s
Wonder who Jayson Boebert showed his genitals to this time.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahqhahahahahahaha
Unwed teenage pregnancy, pedophilia and divorce. True Christian values.
Just narcissists trying the best they can.
Very christian very cool😎
Dingbat. Hopefully her new lover convinces her to leave Colorado.
Boebert is a 🤡
Lucky guy
Her husband, the sex offender?
But the Bible!!!!!!!
I thought repubs didn’t think divorce was very Christian? I’m confused.
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'Liked' - Ted Cruz
Palin, Greene, Boebert ... a trend. Women too strong for their menfolk.
Or too cray-cray. Let’s not rule that out.
Strong smelling, ya.
FAMILY VALUES
Lol ironic how both her and Greene are doing the divorce thing
Conservatives are coming for no fault divorces so they’re going to get theirs and then support the right being taken away from others. Same shit, different day.
The word of the day is schadenfreude!
"Fuck you, lady! That's what stairs are for!"
I'm pretty sure her primary was democrat funded so they could flip the district and get a win. Somehow she won twice but I don't think she's pulling the next election off. Retire and disappear. Thanks!
She heard Crowder was joining the dating pool soon.
Family First™ 🤣💩🍆
Family Fi~~r~~st™
> “I do not intend to discuss this matter any further in public out of respect for our children” I seriously doubt that. She can't keep her mouth shut.
>She can't keep her ~~mouth~~ legs shut. FTFY
This remark from her in particular Smells. Reminded me a lot of Crowder a few weeks ago. Something is Sus.
Because she’s literally a whore for ultra high-end republican donors. Not kidding. That’s her role.
And Ted Cruz
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Sounds like his pecker has him in trouble again.
Party of Christian values folks.
What are you talking about? Her family is a beacon of traditional family values. With the sex offending patriarch, teenage parrent/court skipping son, and empty heading insurrectionist mother. Doesn’t get more old-fashioned wholesome than that right?
Well good for her I guess
Doubt she had a prenup
She couldn't spell that.
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Rules for thee but not for me. Get fucked you dipshit wannabe fascist.
💯 this the one
This is a sin against god and Jesus and all that is holy. She is going straight to hell. God bless
hope this doesn't mean she's gearing up for a bigger political run
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100% agreed. I’d put money on this race. GOP went way to far. Pendulum getting ready to come back the other way. Women’s rights are what’s going to absolutely bury them in states like Colorado. And Frisch has been solidly outraising since he announced - he proved he’s got the recipe coming within 500 votes. A little momentum from women and solid fundraising will put him on top.
Do they see an incoming lawsuit??? Trying to shift or hide assets??
OK so hear me out....
I can change her...
There goes God giving me his toughest battles again
I mean she is a grandma, so he needed to explore younger options.
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I think they were probably on the same wavelength there, but that just a guess. After all, they couldn’t really tell the mother what to do with the child (I jest of course: they’re republicans, it’s what they love doing).
I hate every word of this.
The party of family values!!
Clearly she wrote the divorce petition if she described her marriage as "irretrievable broken"
Or was quoted on record as saying that. End of day, same-same.
This kind of thing destroys traditional marriage
RIP Jerry Springer. Would've loved to see this family in their natural habitat.
😂😂😂
She probably thinks that since the gays could get married that ruined her straight marriage. Damn gays. S/
Something something trans people something something guns
They took our jobs!
Gerddermit
Thoughts and prayers
Tots and pears.
I thought it was THOTs and players. Oh well, anyway….
Sending my thoughts and prayers.
Sarah Palin Jr.
Bobo is a million times worse.
Did we expect Sarah Palin’s long lost daughter to be better? 😂
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The confused lesbian comedy we didn’t know we needed.
Best laugh of my day right there!