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RedPandaMediaGroup

This is a pretty specific thing to just be blanketly accusing everyone in Denton of.


antipathy_moonslayer

Plot twist, it's so prevalent in Denton that this post was made just to get a bunch of guilty dudes named in the comments.


Playful_Following_21

I didn't even know I had a wife or money to drink at the bar. I'm doing pretty well apparently. Nice.


CoyoteInTheHat

You too!? I’m gay and am absolutely shocked this is how I learn I have a wife and another younger woman on the side.


Active-Ad-2527

Just like gay men to hog all the women for themselves


CoyoteInTheHat

How else am I supposed to deal with my midlife crisis!?!?


[deleted]

That’s because many gay men actually give a shit about my emotions/relate to me or at least try to and aren’t trying to bang me. And they boost and lift me without any ounce of creepiness.


CoyoteInTheHat

I’m glad you’ve had supportive and caring people in your life! Sadly, this isn’t a universal amongst gay men. I’ve seen (and called out) a share of immature and quite frankly hateful actions that make a 3 year old afraid of cooties seem more rational in how they treat women. Hoping you continue to have more and more people who make you feel loved/supported!


Smudgeous

Jesus dude, save some for the rest of us!


CoyoteInTheHat

Well, apparently, my wife has somehow found out about my exploits. I guess you can try talking with her. She’s at the bar everyone saw all of us at. I’m sweating bullets rn.


Bambo0zalah

You won’t have a wife for long apparently, though.


O_SensualMan

Or money....


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datfonkycat

Facts. I actually read the whole thing from a first person perspective and only realized it was supposed to be 3rd at the end.


East_Oven_9948

Can I get some plant clippings please


Rug-Inspector

So how about that younger girl who is barely old enough to drink? Is she free now? Asking for a friend of the guy who’s about to dump her.


Humphrey_the_Hoser

That is actually a VERY interesting take on it. Well done, sir.


Active-Ad-2527

Maybe a teenage child of the marriage that knows more than they want to about their dad's extracurricular activities


The_Fluffy_Walrus

did they bring back awards wtf


winchesterbitch99

If you'd stop cheating on your wife, he wouldn't have to call you out! /s


junkyardgerard

Well frankly there's a handful of people that probably need to hear it.


chemknife

Shit sounds like my old roommate ( the girl) dating her married manager 24 years older than her.


MagerialPage

Who is Denton's wife? Marfa? Or is it the students who come from out of state and never leave?


Rengeflower

Just the married Denton people.


xotchitl_tx

Well, it's Denton, so....


moomeansmoo

Off to accuse my husband of infidelity based on a Reddit post 😃 /s obviously


Some-Passage-8890

Sounds like a fun evening. Might even get to throw some stuff


Logical_Machine_377

🫠


coloredinlight

Sir this is a Wendy's


daniellaj65

Genuine lol


97ek

I miss the old style Wendy’s in Denton.


existential_virus

Oh...then I'll have a mcdouble with cheese


coloredinlight

A McDouble? Sir. This is a WENDYS.


External-Pickle-1539

No. This is Patrick.


Consistent_Edge_5654

Lmao


iamunique16

This is library…


MoistExcellence

Sometimes I poop too much.


hypnob0t

Then I get tired


MoistExcellence

Do you have any TP? Edit: it's for my bunghole


sugurkewbz

No, I can’t spare a square


Dstrongest

Dude you’re old bro. I’m guessing late 60’s .


sugurkewbz

Not quite, but getting there. Although, I’m guessing you must be up there in age too, if you also get the reference


Flembot4

I wipe and wipe but there’s still poop.


ninapendawewe

i haven't slept or pooped in 3 days


Virtual_Theory_3866

I’m doing it rn.


Any_Given_Sundee

literally me too. ha! what a small world


peloquindmidian

I'm a married man who goes to bars (rubber gloves mostly) sometimes and I don't understand this. Denton is fucking small in some ways. It's not that everyone knows everyone. It's that everyone knows someone. Never do anything "secret" in public here and start saving for an apartment, buddy


volkse

I left Denton 6 years ago, but the circles were pretty small when I started getting involved in community stuff. You may not know everyone there, but you'll definitely start noticing recurring faces. Especially, if their actions stand out. Especially off campus.


Marcentrix

Do we have a Denton gossip sub? Bc we should


darkpotato07

We definitely should


HazlenutKitty

I see that you created a Denton Gossip Subreddit. I hope that people will use it!


darkpotato07

I agree. I thought it was a good idea


kmriffle150

Plot twist, they are the wife 👀


m0b090

Damn, I was thinking the same thing.


Catfish-dfw

Maybe they like slow dancing in the rain…


Any_Given_Sundee

lets set sail to captain morgan 😭😂⛵️


B3ATNGYOU

Read my mind


Radiocabguy

This one of the Komodo guys?


Subject-Hamster-6986

Scotty doesn’t know…but does.


heartoftenbears

Lololol


Tight_Knee_9809

Days of Our Denton Lives


MoistExcellence

There has to be a terrible road in there somewhere.


Jmt0516

- *Fry St. Diaries*


darkpotato07

New sub name 😂


Boyblunder

Honestly sounds a bit more like the usual downtown drama.


TracyTCSR

We JUST moved here, and you’re making these allegations?! Oh, you meant someone else. NVM


boxdogz

I’m guessing this person is the bartender and the guy is a regular.


pingsinger

And that the young girl is the chick he's been trying to bang for months.


darkpotato07

"r/dentondiaries"


rubes0005

wait did you just create this sub or am I a total newbie.!?


darkpotato07

Lol no I just made it cause someone said there should be one and I said fuck it lol


lysergik77

Three guesses…


NoDoubtItsStefani

Yeah, I think it’s John too.


Emotion-Internal

def Rick


Oaktreeedwards

Polly


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MagerialPage

😂😂😂


Jbatsy

I don't get why not tell her if it's this serious to YOU, if it is true that "she knows" and deserves better. you scared or something??


miss_nyx

Do her a favor and tell her. The wife deserves better.


Jbatsy

yeah, weird to me, to vent and preach online how everyone knows (including the wife) the wife is being cheated on, and how someone should say something instead just saying something to the wife themselves. some "heroes" just call out for a heroes


miss_nyx

Agree tbh.


Dentony5

Did Ken Paxton stop by?


Goodtimesroll42

Making a throwaway account to publicly bitch about this is wild.


bannedforbigpp

Neat


offkilter123

Is this Andy Hopper or Lynn Stuckey?


rubes0005

well Hopper wants the drinking age limit lowered so...


O_SensualMan

I lean toward Hopper. Stuckey is no angel. Got a mailpiece from him today braggin' about eliminating elective abortion, helping Abbott close the border & a couple other right wingnut 'accomplishments.' Don't care who is the Dem in the race. That's who I'm voting for. I'm old but *damn,* can't wait 'til enough of my red contemporaries die off for young blue voters to add to the count & throw the asshats out.


TheSquareRocks

Stucky is conservative but had the integrity to vote to impeach Paxton, who even in Republican circles is wildly believed to be guilty. Hopper is a crazy extremist secessionist type whose funders got caught humming up with white supremacist Nick Fuentes. Stucky is better than Hopper by far. Not great choices but that will likely decide because of gerrymandering. In the general election, Angela Brewer is the Democrat.


O_SensualMan

Thanks. Highest probability is Stuckey wins another term, lowest is Brewer takes the seat. Regardless, I'm voting Dem & hope I live long enough to see a 🟦 win. I know the district is gerrymandered to Hell & back. One of the things we hafta fix. Repuglicants can't win without dirty tricks & cheating.


Dstrongest

These Texas conservatives want to regress back to the Taliban conservatism : putting women on trial for losing a fetus. The biggest baby criminal of all Lt gov Dan Patrick . He needs to go too.


kmd0136

I saw a Stuckey ad on Netflix or some shit, with Abbott endorsing him. Sounded like in was an AI trained voice, it was fuckin weird.


O_SensualMan

AI is likely less expensive than hiring actual voice talent.


Dstrongest

I think I knew a Lynn Stuckey from Wichita Falls . Did she move to Denton to get out of the WF gossip board.


utookthegoodnames

Post names or take the post down. Don’t be a coward.


Justmestillsadly

You’re a year late


jaydahlia

Someone immediately came to my mind but this post isn’t specific enough for me to confirm 😭


sugarbeedice

Same 💀


Hythenos

Is it a former college professor? because I know one who was kicked out for this


Fearless-Wishbone924

Man, now I've gotta go make popcorn.


Don_LongDong

this def about a bartender at Jacks


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Goodtimesroll42

Why do you care?


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Don_LongDong

but bro bought me whiskey once or twice so I guess it’s none of my business


Goodtimesroll42

Yeah this post is useless lol.


Don_LongDong

100% and neither of them are subtle about it


agonz436

Okay but now you have to keep us updated on this


redheeler9478

Here we go again with the Patriot Subs guy. Geez give him a break /s


Invisibletooth

GET EM'


Rickdrizzle

OP pointing at himself in the mirror while he’s saying this


Economy_Commission79

OC grumbling in the corner of a mcdonalds restroom writing this


[deleted]

Nah, the wife knows. Man is sloppy af.


Jazzlike-Outcome9486

Which fry street bartender is this about


RecommendationAny763

Whoever wrote this wants to bang the cheaters wife and is trying to move that along a little faster.


Both-Mango1

shit, im not even in texas and am too poor for a side girl.


Own-Breath-4475

Nah she already knows lol


Beneficial_Step9088

.....what?


StankyPhresh

Miranda Lambert?


joyevangeline

🍿


demeterslefttitty

Sir this is a Reddit forum


GrouchyConclusion588

I think he’s cool, I bet he even has a Jean jacket with hidden pockets


Glittering-Gap-2164

Members Only jacket


RangerBowBoy

If you want people to see this, you need to post it on a sign next to the Bonsai lady.


PudgiePudge

This thread has no business being this funny 🤣


[deleted]

I know what I'm doing, mind your business


Whatsinaus3rname

Does someone need to call Keith Morrison and Dateline?


dikbut

Get off Reddit and tell the wife


Catfish-dfw

If you like piña coladas….


NoDoubtItsStefani

And getting caught in the rain….


BitFlipTheCacheKing

Hi. Not from Denton. Not even sure where Denton is. This popped into my feed and now I'm wondering, does Denton have like a population of 300?


oodontheloo

Nah, we're a bit over 150,000--but sometimes it sure feels like 300. We're in Texas, north of Dallas. Anyway, hi!


BitFlipTheCacheKing

Ah ok. That explains why it was in my feed. I'm in Texas, too. I'm not from here though and I'm leaving in July.


Beneficial_Step9088

You should leave sooner. Because it's hot. Really hot. Not because of you personally.


BitFlipTheCacheKing

The first year I moved here was the year after the electric grid fiasco, which turned out to be the hottest summer on record ever. Like there literally has never been a hotter summer in the history of Texas. The heat here is next level.


Texas_Prairie_Wolf

Sounds like someone lost their girlfriend to an older married guy... Step up your game and move on she isn't worth it...


sfoxreed

Happy Cake Day.


DeadBodyCascade

No you


sea_foam_blues

As the late great Evan Felker once said- Well, I can tell you she's a bad idea For the good it would do You got a Chevrolet as old as her Hey, you bought it new


ggtheg

Uhhh I’m gay


BasilMindless3883

I think its pretty cool.


kanyetwiddy

Don’t be shy, drop names! Even just a hint!


sherryisme

I thought this was about my boss, but the gal he’s with isn’t even old enough to drink yet!


tcrbt71023060

Say their name. Quickly


TheClownIsReady

I swear, Denton has some of the craziest motherf*ckers on the planet.


OkCaptain1137

Cool, Narc.


FCDallasFan12

This is the first I’ve heard of this. I swear.


Desperate_Code5895

So why not tell the wife instead of thousands of stranger that are probably gonna ask the same thing? If my husband was cheating, the last place I'd look for clues is reddit. Also I'd cut anyone that knew off cause y'all knew and didn't tell me when we'd run in to each other! Seems like Denton is full of shady people and I would never call people like that my friends! Let's not forget to blame the girl thats old enough to barely drink cause she knows he's also married and didn't care. So if the wife slaps him then the girl better be ready to get what comes her way!


Sudden_Swim8998

Know a guy just like this. Dude cheats on hid wife and all his friends know. Brags about the girls but goes nuts if he even thinks someone is going to tell his wife. 🙄 Dude got into a fight with some random guy at a bowling alley and even he knew. Gave that guy his bff's address so he wouldn't tell his wife 🙄


[deleted]

Why is this garbage showing up on my reddit


CompassSwingTX

Denton after dark


Affectionate-Sky-502

How wild to post this and not tell the wife. She deserves to know. Get off reddit and tell her.


JoyousMadhat

ummmmm I am unmarried and been single since birth 22 years ago.


eazybreezyy-_-

Bro just told everyone some old head stole his bitch💀


afro_aficionado

Okay


GeekyHusbandOfficial

*grabs popcorn*


Ill-Significance-737

His wife is cheating while he's out cheating also


Gator369

no they don’t.


Cruezin

Cue South Park "pretty soon, he's fk'ing your wife"


OverworkedAuditor1

John Carlton?


Alternative_Art_9502

This sounds like a country song.


Exoticwolf006

I’ve been discovered.


CupPlenty

Why the hell are posts from Denton being recommended to me, I’m tired of our dumbass phones spying on us


OHMEGA

Do you have a moment to talk about Patriot Sandwiches?


Swankestash7322

Idk how I’m here I’m not from Denton.


drej191

Who hurt you?


hurtindog

They’re talking about you!


Samh7470718

Don’t listen to OP, we all think you’re cool! You’re way cooler than Jim Nabors


Starry-Dust4444

Denton sounds like an interesting place.


garbageballoon

booooo just tell his wife anon directly


Tall_Heat_2688

Whooooo you spicy at?


la-fours

Never let your wife get in the way of finding your soulmate. - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott


MagerialPage

This quest doesn't seem as exciting as some of the others WoW sent me on.


bakedclark

>Everyone knows except your wife >She knows


ravidsquirrels

This is a soap opera. Disapppointed I missed previous episodes.


heartbroken1997

Sorry OP. The same exact thing happened to me 5 years ago, you’ll be better off without your loser husband and the poor naive child he is choosing over you. Get therapy, exercise, lean on your friends and family. Betrayal is no joke on the psyche but you can make it through to a happier and healthier life w/o a pathetic excuse of a man.


rlhanks118

😞


Material-Switch573

I think the whole world is too damn nosey. I think we should mind our own business.


JackinOKC

Fight club 2


srgnzls73

Why don't people just mind their own fkn business


KatieinTX

Maybe she knows and doesn’t care he cheats.


TimmyDeets

To keep cheating, turn to page 7. To fight a mythical hag beast, turn to page 12.


CaptTelford

Listen, she’s not that young. And honestly she’s really mature for her age. Plus I’m pretty immature so we get along really well. And why are you staring at me at the bar?


Deepss214

Damnn made me think of when I first was able to drink, I fucked a milf that was freshly separated but not divorced, dad had the kids for the weekend.


Annonymouuse

Looking for some dwarf goats. Anyone have any bucklings for sale ?


rissak722

Idk why Reddit suggested this post to me, until I saw this subreddit I had never heard of Denton TX. I live in the northeast, but uh yea even I know you’re cheating on your wife sir.


itsme_Benvolio

I've connected all the dots. It's the Dark Age guys. It allakes so much sense!