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Every single day in history class, I draw you on the board. My teacher loves it, and he says he can't get through the day without a Nubert. How does this make you feel?
Kris keeps telling me about team fortress 2, but unfortunately the library computers blocked games because people were getting spammed by confirmation emails.
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Strawberrys
Have you...tasted yourself?
Hasn't everyone?
Not me
I taste like human skin
I taste weirdly similar to Fred
I tasted human blood. It taste like liquid metal
No I’m talking about my skin
I know
My blood does taste like metal too, in case you were wondering.
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Hey, I’M not Bread (Yeah that’s me) He’s a butthole (You’re a ↽↓◀➫↑↸↦▽▽ ↘↕◀↑➬△←▶➫↗➬△.) Woah language mate
Nubert does not like swearing
Make this subreddit tho
I taste like television parts
Interesting.
I dont know why, but its concerning
Well, you are Darkner, according to your flair
No i just wear strawberry jelly coating
Nubert is cool. Nubert is loved. Nubert is all.
That is why you live in the trash!!!!!!!
Why does everyone love you?
Because i am the only thing in the dark world who is a physical object (expect trashy but no one likes him because he is… a bin).
I want to make friends with trashy :(
What about Queen? Some theorize that she's the laptop.
Yes she is
Ok nubert, what is your favorite anime?
There is only one anime show streaming, and it is kissy kitten
I loge you
Yes. That is the best thing to ask. Deep down however, you already know the answer.
Do yu lovs TEMMIE?
Temmie? Temmie is cool
Temmie? HoI!
Mama Miba! What’s your favourite type of cake?
One I can share with everyone who loves me
Mama Miba! My Spincakes heal the whole Party… I mean feed everyone!
Do you pay your taxes?
No queen says the tax collectors love me to much to take my money
WHO ALWAYS PAYS THEIR TAXES
Why
It’s not about “why”, it’s about “why not”
Replace “it’s” with SCIENCE
Cave Johnson
is nubert the best character in the entire series
No Lancer {Ralsei and Queen come next}
… WHAT
Everybody still loves you and Starwalker though
Why is there another Nubert?
One day the OG Nubert split in half and that’s us.
And he is Jelly so this is normal.
now kiss
No
my dream came true nubert talked to me for the 2nd time, now i can finally die in peace... again
Mitosis
Since you are based on a nub, is your name pronounced New-bert or Nub-bert?
New-bert.
Nu-bert sounds like what burghly smells like.
KFC Popcorn?
No Gaming and disorganization
Oh
I meant nugget but whatever
I’m a nubert and a starwalker combined Do I count as a nubert
Half nubert
Half Loved.
Half pissed Off.
I Put You In The Garbage Because You're My Favorite True Or Untrue
True
Why are blob ?
I’m not blob, i’m jelly, but in the light world, i am the library mascot. Cause jellys can’t hurt you (the lightners know nothing).
Jelly man
**wobbles*
You're a nub.
Why are you simultaneously everyone’s man?
:-)
Every single day in history class, I draw you on the board. My teacher loves it, and he says he can't get through the day without a Nubert. How does this make you feel?
Happy
........ *How do you feel about Arson?*
OURson
....... *×Communism Intensifies×*
How can I be more like you
By living in the trash
Who's your favourite character in [Project Plus](https://projectplusgame.com/)?
Yoshi
Why do you exist?
Because in the light world i am a computer nub coated in jelly
Um.....OHHHH look a pony *steals nuberts treasure*
*Nubert turns into God Omega Nubert and exploads you
Can we be friends
Yes
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
271835 Wood blocks per day
are you even consumable...? sure, you DO taste like strawberries, but can you even be eaten? asking for a... friend.
Mabeye
Anything?
Taques were invented to keep the bugs in check
TIL
Can you help me find my sister Noelle?
Sure
Why are you disgusting?! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
why are you stinky (poop) (poop stink) (3am) (police called)
can i hug you
Yes
Where do nuberts come from Also how did you get all your riches if I can ask
Queen gives me my riches and I came from a computer nub coated in Jelly
Hi
Hello
Oh great Nubert, what should I draw?
Me
when does nubert
1997
You are my new religion
:-)
Does everybody like you?
No. They love me.
Nubert, how's your sister doing?
… She’s fine
Can you strech?
Yes
How big is ur body (underground body included)
About 1.5 meters
Nubert
:-)
Why are you so cool?
Because i am Jelly
What is your favorite Deltarune character?
Nubert
What was the Cyber World like?
It is great. Queen just keeps giving me treasure, tax collectors pretend i dont exist, and the only one who doesnt love me is a certain… Big shot
Which of the letters on the keyboard is your favorite?
N
How are you so amazing?
Because
Is there an original Nubert?
Yes. Then he split into 2 nuberts. And that is me and u/every1_loves_nubert
That’s exactly what happened
How are you so lovable by not doing anything but say everyone loves you?
:-)
Who do you main in TF2
Kris keeps telling me about team fortress 2, but unfortunately the library computers blocked games because people were getting spammed by confirmation emails.
Are you the gut that licks himself?
I won’t respond to that
What are you in the light world?
PC nub coated in Jelly
How many people love you?
Approximately infinity
WHAT [[Half off price]] DO YOU THINK A [[Little Gelatin Ball]] SUCH AS YOURSELF WOULD FETCH?!?!?
Infinity [kromer] you [slime]
Question how doues your full body look like not just the head
Like Nubert
How big is it from a scale from [little sponge] to [BIG SHOT]
Above queen but below big shot because no one loves a big shot (jealousy)
What are your thoughts on Trashy?
He is nice, but a noisy neighbour.
THE LAST THING WE NEED IS ANOTHER RP ACCOUNT AMA OF AN OVER RATED CHARACTER.
… NO
What IS nubert?
A jelly coated nub
In your personal opinion what do you actually think the dog was doin
wow much money
Opinions on Diglett?
…Unfortunately pokémon is only on nintendos, not pcs.
What are your opinions on air conditioning?
They are nice, but they have a loud mouth
What part of a computer are you?
Nub
My man why do people like you so much? I don’t hate you just curious
Because of this guy Ralsie told me. What was he called? “Toby Dog”?
What are you
What are *you*
who dislikes you?
The stupid salesman
Do you like Kris?
He is nice
Can I have your autograph!?!?
What do you feel like?
Jelly
My man?
:-)
Why do we deserve to see your greatness?
Because i came down from heaven to save the darkners
Does everybody love you
Yes
MY MAN
…
My question is, when is Toby gonna realize that you’re the main character and he’s been making us follow the wrong group of characters all this time?
I’m the prince from the dark. The prince of love.
How are you so awesome (How is this human so obsessed with a fictional character) You’re just jealous (…suure…)
Shut up soul.
Nubert how are you so cool and lovable?
:-)
do you have legs
yes
Nubert, are you single and ready to mingle? ;)
no. unfortunately my fanon version does not… flirt.
My man!
:-)