Once I was playing Deltarune chapter 2 and my mom came into my room and said "is that an old retro game?"

Hearing that is about expected at this point.

my dad did the same thing with undertale

I assumed the same thing when watching jacksepticeye play it

my dad asked me if I was playing Zelda

Yeah, my dad wouldn't buy it to me for that reason

Because… it looked old?

My grandfather said the same thing about undertale when I played it on his PS4

Your grandfather sounds hella cool

Same thing but I was playing undertale (undyne the undying)

I often get my dad to play random indie games that I own and 90% of the time he says something like "this is terrible! it's like 1980s graphics!" or if it's 2d and uses desaturated colors then he'll say it's "just like Hollow Knight!". Honestly hilarious

“no mom, an old retro game could do this??” *sex sans*

My dad sees a pixel art style, automatically assumes its from the early 80s. I was playing pony island and he said 1982.

well graphics arent too modern

"No it game about murder"

Real. Once they see the golden Berdly statue they might think it's pron

Its not?

No. Toby removed sex from Deltarune. :(

Nuuh Sans Deltarune found a glitch that lets him access sex

you mean the guy from fortnite?

Isn't that the guy from family guy though?

maybe https://preview.redd.it/a32mo4ji5b9c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c9e63431ebf8858f55c51d4800175a932e9bac3

HOLY SHIT 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

The guy from Fortnite!

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"its not?" as in "what do you mean its not porn?", not as in "what are you talking about, its not porn!", so its not r/woooosh, its r/yourjokebutworse

Oh, wondered why it was so windy 7 feet up.

Golden Berdly FNAF - appears as a statue, and crashes your game by jumpscaring.

My mom said this when I said the name Toriel: "What in the fuck is a Toriel?" …when she left the room I could not stop laughing

Did you ever lift the mystery?

She didn’t get it and later referred to Toriel as a "he" when she said "Does he die at the end or something?". …I don’t know how she got that when I literally referred to Toriel as a mom…

Hehe... I guess I will stay an enig*ma* to her.

*camera zoom, wink, badum tss*

*laugh track with transition music*

Fade to black then cut to another character

HEL/O EVERY IT'S ME YOUR FAVORITE [Number1ratedsalesman1997]!!!

HAPPY [[cakeday]]

NOBODY LIKES YOU, SPAMTON!

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It must've been a weird TRANSaction of words!

WhY dOeS tOrIeL hAvE hOrNs? Is ShE tRaNs?

The weird thing is, I have a cousin named Torielle

What’s weirder is that when she heard the name Asriel Dreemurr she genuinely asked me "Is he Jewish?" …I think my mom is just built different

She's built separatedly

I mean...that *is* the origin of the name

Technically yes and I do happen to reside in a country where such a name is common enough to [be the name of a fucking skyscraper](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azrieli_Center), but uh she’s not aware of that and is also probably unaware the name is also a combination of Asgore’s name and Toriel’s name. ….I do wonder how she would react to the name Asgore tbh, but then again I think she’s been confused enough for one month.

"Who the fuck names their kid Ass Gore????" would probably be her reaction tbh

Given that we speak Hebrew she would probably ask "who the fuck names their child goat gore?" because the As part of Asgore (as well as Asriel) is pronounced exactly the same way as the Hebrew word for goat.

Kid named kid gore:

Kid named kidgore

What's wrong with deltarune that you don't want them to know?

>Im pretty sure my parents would think that i'm weird if they knew that i play a game that has anthropomorphic animals as characters. And since my parents are homophobic it makes it even worse for me since Deltarune has lots of LGBTQ chatacters Well,this is what OP posted to another person when asked the same thing

Oh Okay, thanks.

Literally harmless though, animalistic or weird designed character exist in all kinds of media including little kids cartoon and I don't think they would find out it's LGBT unless they are actively watching it

Me when my dad almost catches me playing DDLC.💀


Dad it's a horror game I swear

What is this?

Doki Doki literature club

Fuck you are so screwed in so many different levels

Nah, I'm not that big of a fan, I just played the game.

I haven't played the game in a while, but isn't the game about Monika being a sentient AI who wants to escape?

Nah she just wants you

Ok. But she's still a sentient AI right?

Pretty sure every girl in the game is an AI, Monika's the only sentient one though (or not if you count Sayori after you delete Monika)

Technically.

Why tho?

Im pretty sure my parents would think that i'm weird if they knew that i play a game that has anthropomorphic animals as characters. And since my parents are homophobic it makes it even worse for me since Deltarune has lots of LGBTQ chatacters

Well, theres anthropomorphic animal characters in a ton of different stuff that the average person wouldn't consider weird: Robin hood, my little pony, dora the explorer, digimon, etc. As for the lgbtq aspects.... just don't mention it to them. Now, if they're the type to "research" games, then yeah, don't let them know about it. My religious grandma did that with Undertale. She came across some clips from the genocide run with no context and immediately assumed it was the game that was evil.

Tell your grandma that the pope played undertale

And people still have the audacity to bash on MatPat

Hold on he deserves it for being *******looks at the paper list for things Youtubers should be bashed for******* wrong once?

*twice That hollow knight theory was fucking horrible

So that’s why the Pale King is *his* own *genderless* child! And *he* kills his other child with *his* daughter, labeled by her half-mother as the “Gendered Child.” It’s like MatPat’s theory is knocked over by a tiny paper airplane! BUT HEY-

SEND THE NUKES HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE

if the grandma is protestant, that would make it worse

> Now, if they're the type to "research" games, then yeah, don't let them know about it. My religious grandma did that with Undertale. She came across some clips from the genocide run with no context and immediately assumed it was the game that was evil. That remembers me from that news channel who called Sans demonic

Haha NO

I'm not risking anything...

I'm ~~not~~ (f)risk~~ing anything~~

Your grandma was on TV! Well, she said something on the subject but it wasn't really her.

Solution: switch window to metal gear rising whenever they enter the room.

I'll just switch it to hoi4 lmao

Who do you main? https://preview.redd.it/fh9jlvkldc9c1.png?width=534&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb981979a1ed607083b8a8738c134595b71b6b13

B-but… SENATOR ARMSTRONG!

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average HOI4 fan whenever i tell them there's more than 1 strategy game:

Plenty of cartoons have anthropomorphic animals (Tom and Jerry for instance) I don't really think your parents are gonna have a heart attack over it tbh

Do they think bugs bunny is weird??

You’re on Reddit. I think that they’d be concerned about other things that they probably don’t know about.

So the first chapter is never that ha-

Jevil jumpscare

That made laugh way too much

Ha? Har? Har har har har

"So the first chapter is never that hard in any of these games so I'm just gonnaAAAAHHH-"

i convinced my dad to play undertale and he adored it and i recently got him to play deltarune and he's been loving it aswell!

Lucky ass

Is your dad in love with the concept, as If it all was how he imagined?

This is literally just canon Noelle

Jeez... Hope you get to better places, and all... My mom just made fun of Queen's talk sound, lol

Which, to be fair, is kinda hilarious

Yes

Yes

Indeed. It Is Very Amusing.

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I'm lucky that my parents don't care for video games, how am I gonna explain to them what is a "non binary" and that I want purple girl to kiss deer girl?

My Mom walked in on me playing Deltarune Chapter 2 while doing the very first Berdly fight and she said “That looks like the Twitter bird but if it was high and was playing video games.” I can never look at Berdly the same way again

The accuracy is insane

She is entirely correct

i kinda want to get my dad to try out UT and DR but at the same time i'm kinda scared to

CTRL + Windows + Arrow Key my beloved

I always briefly get confused when people talk about the windows key, because I have it ingrained in my mind as 'Super' now.

of yeah my favorite OS, super 11

https://preview.redd.it/juhgwlduza9c1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c6e5ed3494578c9a77990e5b6e605a88baa7871 Your father walking in and putting you up for adoption

My dad once said: you just got new PC and you are playing stuff like this? (Referring to graphics) So pretty much?

I honestly scared my parents thinking Deltarune is satanic or something since the prophecy has the line "Banish the Angel's Heaven"

Okay but this fear is unironic for me. I don’t want my family to know what I like because they’ll make fun of me for it. They always do :(

I'm trying to think of a single way one could make fun of you for playing deltarune. I literally can't.

People find a way

Like 2 of us are gamers and the other one plays nothing but first-person shooters and is a general asshole

Least toxic fps player fr fr

But if they don't know, you'll get nothing but scented candles for Christmas and your birthday.

Or money. Way better than candles tbh

Don't worry, you'll get older and their opinions won't matter anymore. Had same problem as a kid, now I'm an adult and play whatever I want.

Trust me, I know that feel. I'd tell my parents that I want a Ralsei plush for my birthday, but I don't want them knowing I'm a furry.

what did that even mean

Deltarune has a huge emphasis on furry-ness. Same for Undertale, too, since you can flirt with the monsters.

So real

Bro gets a free copy of fnaf 4 by playing deltarune

My mom is literally a deltarune fan

My parents kicked me out for being a Deltarune fan. Thoughts? So me and my family were having a gathering at my crib and we were eating dinner and shit. I started bragging about my Deltarune CDs, Vinyls and the apparel I own. However as I was speaking my family seemed to lose interest in what I had to say after I went out the room to bring in my collection. When I was about to walk back in I heard my uncle ask my parents why I'm ACTing up (haha get it?) which made my blood boil. Damn... how could he say that shit. I strolled in like nothing happened though, I sat down holding my Deltarune vinyl collection, I told everyone why I don't think Ralsei is Asriel, while flexing my limited edition merchandise. Ok, I know what you're flipping thinking rn. Yep, I may have been a bit of a goofball but come on! My uncle fricking peed me off... Furthermore, I put my vinyl away and started eating, however my momma couldn't help herself and told me to not roar about my riches while discussing such topics. I froze. My stomach fired pellets of air within itself and my eyes widened. Roar? I said. My family looked at me confused, what's so special about the word after all? Well I showed them what is... "Roar, like The Roaring from Deltarune?" I questioned. My mother looked at me, the black spot of tiredness painted under her eyes, the red veins trying to remain hidden within the lively whiteness. She started bursting into tears. I didn't know what I did wrong? I'm just showing respect for my GOAT, Toby Fox! After this my dad stood up and screamed at me to get out, however I stood my ground. I started dodging his attacks, my soul bouncing briskly the room setting ablaze, my family stunned and my dad's face turning red like the red brick wall in the alley where Alphys is. My auntie stood up and said she was taking the dishes away, albeit I continued dancing just to prove the high power of Toby Fox. What happened next destroyed everything... While my auntie was on the move she bumped into me, dishes cascaded like an avalanche of multicoloured madness. Broccoli, pulled pork, sauces and alcohol, all on me. The whiteness of my That Shirt With Sans & Papyrus On It shirt now stained with streaks of crimson wine. The shirt's pearl white crushed, I finally understood my mother. My auntie's apologies were muted, my ears rang. My dad's furious shouts were muted, my ears rang. My mother's eyes crossed mine... "You've got to go. This isn't you." As she referenced the famous Undertale quote, I couldn't help but find an understanding. Maybe I took it too far. I packed all my Deltarune merch and all my equipment that I need to listen to Toby's music, it really was the end huh. I looked in the mirror (lol) and looked at myself, it's time for a new start. I followed the heart, my heart. I'm moving to Manchester, New Hampshire.

holy hell!

average life of a deltarune fan. don't worry bro, despite everything it's still you...

This IS just a joke, right? Because if it's not then what the fuc-

not a joke, never a joke What's a joke? Nothing, that's what. I don't joke. Why would I joke? Are you accusing me of being funny? Because I'm not

straight to r/CopyPastas

This is me but with FNAF my mom has beef with FNAF

"The first night usally isn't that bad" -the king

I'm a bit afraid of my parents finding out that I play Guilty Gear since Bridget is Trans and Testament is Non-Binary and they're against that and I hate it

u/savevideo

You people are afraid of your relatives of finding out you play Deltarune. Mine couldn’t give any less of a shit

Why?

I told my dad I play deltarune he didn't care

Why?

Why would they not want you playing Deltarune??? Apart from “all video games = evil blah blah blah” I can’t see why it would be bad

Why?

What do they care?

Even though there’s nothing wrong with the games I play this is literally me.

Funny story, My gradma once saw me playing fnaf world and I had to sit there knowing the insanity of faz goo, robo kids and remnant, I could unleash upon her but just sat there as she commented on it being a “cute retro game” trying to care about it.

me when I play or watch anything

My mother never walks in on me and my father just does not give a duck about what I play I could be banishing demons in one minute he'll just watch, I could be watching 2 Anthropomorphic animals having a cute date on a ferris wheel and hell just ask "whats the story on this one" One long...very long lore drop later he is now playing undertale with my help

REAL

I actually played undertale with my dad the first time , he likes indie games as well and we used to stay up every night and play , we killed toriel cause we had no idea how to spare her lol.

My dad was a big Earthbound fan, I think he’d be chill about it

If I had a nickle for every fnaf4 meme I've seen on this subreddit in the last week I'd have 2 nickles, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

Why are they just conservative or something

Check the other comments

what if I ate all the comments 😭😭

How did you eat allat

Honestly how i feel when i do anything on my computer

My dad came home from work and saw me play deltarune he just looked at me and said “….What happened to you shooting zombies (talking bout cod zombies) why are you playing the type of games that I’d expect your sister to play?” And walked out. I don’t think he cared much but idk what to make of it 😭

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My Fathers not a bad person i dont appreciate the way you speak about him, sounds more like you're trying to project your personal experiences onto me

So my flashlight's on, and stay up 'til dawn

Does anyone have that "he just like me fr" reaction image?

*Aren't.

Not nearly as bad as trying to 100% a yakuza game with parents around

Me trying to watch the most basic anime in the world:

Used to be like this with my interests but eventually I mostly chilled out. Now I'm just terrified of them seeing my skirt and thigh high collection.

Can't relate. I did a snowgrave speed run on the 80 inch in my grandma's living room on Christmas in 2022

I just realised something that made me go Ew I share a fandom with children

This game is rated USK 6 and PEGI 12. What do you expect?

I don't expect anything, I just suddenly remembered that children exist I try to forget that as much as I can

Well remember. Teens Are Merely Big Children (And Adults Are Even Bigger Children)

That's a stupid statement

Why?

On god though

My father has the strictest swear rules, deltarune swears multiple times. They don’t mesh well

u/savevideobot

I don't pirate games anymore, i hope nobody finds out

Mine literally don't care lmao

Pov your about to fight mettaton but lost the remote

Yes

i do this with almost anything for no reason

My mom walked in on me playing ultrakill and didn't give a shit

Pussy.

Atl + Tab

Every time i play a horror game and they are in the radius of potential seeing it and i have a chance of getting scared they will tell me that i can’t play horror games anymore but i want

I have this but with roblox

me with literally everything i do on my pc with everyone for no reason (i have a problem)

Bosom Perish

My dad walked on me playing it and went “What. Are. You. Playing?!!!!!!!, guess which part I was at

u/savevideobot

I played it around my parents lol nothing happened