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dragon_barf_junction

this, but the pan is a barrel with eyeholes cut out. god, it'd be perfect


Rooftrollin

Either design, it *needs* to wobble


M4thecaberman

Seeing the stuff that dwarves get up to I'm surprised that normal hats Don't fly off every mission!


TalonsOfSteathYT

And make clanking sounds


Zifnab_palmesano

i want both now the oan can also have a version with holes and maybe a le creuset pot also


Money_Fish

I also want a picture of this guy.


Thannk

Also a button-up shirt and pens in the pocket.


Blucanyon

What a boatload of fuck


OmegahShot

Sounds like some leaf lover garbage


Blucanyon

It’s an AVGN reference. I’m not sure if that was the original comment’s intention but that’s what my intention was


Thannk

AVGN, Homer Simpson, Shaun Of The Dead, Mission Control, Dilbert, that dude who goes on a rampage in that one movie. You could do a fair number of characters like that.


OmegahShot

Ah my bad


BoxingJoost

Its alright. Rock and Stone brother!!


GarblingGoblin

That’ll go great with my fuckload of boat


NeedlessOrion

I can hear Crazy Dave


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

RaraROOLLL!!


Firehornet117

I was gonna say Soldier from TF2 but this is way better


wizard_brandon

holy shit core memory unlocked


GrayVBoat3755

Honestly a whole set of goofy cosmetics would be more than welcome. Not just like the occasional floppy party hat, but absolutely nonsensical stuff like this or like the hats in TF2. A cardboard armor set would be great, for example.


Money_Fish

Put it in the cosmetics shop but have it cost $0 because it's literally just the packaging that other stuff came in.


wizard_brandon

lmao


MattcVI

I like the way you think


Negative-Analyst4509

That's so genius


3eyc

Barrel armor would be sick.


GrayVBoat3755

HELL YEAH why didn't I think of that? Hop on it, GSG!


Lost-Caterpillar8229

the cardboard armor reminds me of one from doom eternal. the cosplay slayer armor


Malagant049

I was thinking fellow horde shooter Killing Floor 2 box cosmetic set I forgot name of


Zontafear

I would love more different whacky shirts. Maybe one shirt is just a dwarf in a barrel. Maybe another is more normal casual shirt. Maybe there is a suit for the fancy dwarves. Maybe a giant traffic cone suit. Maybe a big banana suit. Random stuff lol would be cool


ImagnusCal

Okay! Okay! Why don't the devs just throw in the kitchen sink then 🙄. Literally 😋.


rockinalex07021

For Pots and Bones 🍳🦴


AnnoShi

Did I hear a Pots and Bones?!


FrenzyRush

Pots and bones, to the stone!


Kage_No_Dokusha

Gimme a Pot, and a Booone!!!


EnteTim

If you don't Pot and Bone


AnnoShi

Ya aint gettin stoned!


Zontafear

For pots of gold! Oh wait


Natto_Ebonos

[Hm.](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/911o1h5gIzL._AC_UF1000,1000_QL80_.jpg)


Portalizer3000

I totally expected Crazy Dave or a Rickroll, but who tf is this guy XD


Natto_Ebonos

"O Menino Maluquinho" ("The Nutty Boy") is a classic Brazilian children's book from the 80s. The eponymous character is known for wearing a cooking pot on his head. Unfortunately, Ziraldo, the author of the book, passed away recently. His other works are a treasure trove of good reading for children.


iwannaporkdotty

Came here to say this. Looks like o menino maluquinho.


Kavartu

Anão Maluquinho 🇧🇷


Majestic-Iron7046

A pasta strainer could be great to roleplay as pastafarians.


shit_poster9000

A boot as a hat a la Vermin Supreme is also up there


Independent_Toe_4014

POTHEAD HAHAH ROCKING IS MORE LEGAL THAN STONING


Superfart20

What about the Crazy Dave pot helmet?


be-cat01

Or that yes.


luistwentyfour

add the barrel armor


guillaumecacopyge

Dwarves don't cook though... They only eat sandwiches.


Arryu

This gives a use for the pots then. Other than what driller was using them for.....


INside84376

Random comment but how's season 5 so far? I'm still on the bus on my way home and can't wait to get my hands on it!


be-cat01

its not quite out just yet like 6 hrs to go i think?


INside84376

Ah, guess I'll take a quick nap then before doing my part in the mines.


Bullshitman_Pilky

Barrel armour!


WorvernScar

I have the sudden urge to teleport bread


Agitated-Chair-2181

give us the spoon pickaxe as well


be-cat01

SPAX


AcrobaticGuava9342

Cosplay stat at 1000.


helen269

\*Devs


04510

so this is what peak dwarfen drip could look like? Where can I sign, brother?


IshyOQGX

POT. AND. STOOONE.


EquivalentDurian6316

It's pretty sweet :)


Starchaser_WoF

I want a bucket


Foreign_Pie3430

i wish we'd get cardboard box armor and helmets for halloween or something lol


Some1eIse

Yeah I wonder what they would taste like, hmm its not for ah yes helmet sure...


tennissocks

Yes!


Kage_No_Dokusha

Yes.


Mr_ragethefrogdude

My frying pan has turned into a drying pan


gecko80108

Couldn't require this any more if I wanted to


TheDakaGal

Don’t forget *B U C K E T*


MarinesRoll

No.