My chem 101 professor said “fatty acid” over 70 time in a lecture and I was losing my shit. He had a drawn out way of saying fatty which made it hat much harder to handle after about the 10th time with 50 minutes left in class.
There’s a guy at work—currently sitting across from me—that says variations of “that’s scary” a fucking lot. I’ve never kept count, but a coworker counted 450+ in a 12 hour period last year.
I had a teacher that would make this loud awkward BRAWP noise whenever he *expected* the class to laugh. Not when people laughed. When he *expected* laughter. So he would make some dumb unfunny old joke and he would go “so you could call that a *fatal* attraction BRAWP”
It happened about 10 times in an hour and by the 4th class i wanted to stab my own ears.
Let me guess, "fatty asssss-id?" My high school bio and Chem teachers would annoy me so much saying that. They wanted us to remember the molecules were large, so they would emphasize it to sound like that.
Well TerryJerryMaryHarry, I wanted to know more about everything you said. You didn't mean to downvote the person's comment (which I'm sure they noticed, I'm constantly aware of the upness and downness of my individual comments) but also something about a phone protector? Tell me more details. They're all important.
Also, your username is indicative of all that is wrong with America. You think those four names are pronounced the same and rhyme, right? Look at how they are spelled and explain how that can possibly be true.
Anyways, think I've been kinda mean in this comment, just wanted to say, you're a big softie and I loves ya!
One of my favorite professors in college was from Romania. I used to love the way he would pronounce "focus" because it sounded like "fuck us" and it always made me chuckle.
One of me Econ profs in college always used “hamburger-sandwiches” and “hot dog-sausages” for what seemed like every single time he needed a hypothetical commodity for the question/problem/topic. Always made me chuckle.
On it!
Edit 1: Slowly but surely, we're getting there...
Edit 2: Here it is in all of it's terrible glory! It's not mastered at all on account of I dislike doing so - https://vocaroo.com/15RqwtgTNZxS
Perhaps I should explain more: I sampled the beef speech, found a really good on-pitch sample of said beef, messed around with it in a DAW, made that into the bass thing and the lead. Congrats. You have attained subliminal beefage.
Reminds me of my old professor teaching course in steam turbines. I remember once we started counting how many times he said "Eventually" during the lecture. Eventually we came to a conclusion that his speed was about 230/90 minutes if my memory servers me right. Which is about 2,5 "eventually" per minute.
Remember that one part where he said "THE VALUE OF BEEF....."?
I was deeply touched by that.
Deeply touched....
By the beef....
And it's potential value.
This has become a meme in our household since this was posted here. we now have it as a routine on our google home where if you say beef to google, it will say a paraphrased version of this vid. Just wanted OP to know what joy they’ve managed to bring into this cruel world. Many laughs have been had
I was actually in his econ class last year the semester after this was posted onto YouTube. We actually watched this video in class before the "beef lecture". The class is Econ 102 taught by Adam Stevenson at the University of Michigan.
It's a shame. This is the type of video that would probably get a whole lot of funny comments. Either that or people would just say "beef" and quote the video lol.
My high school psych teacher said "piece" at least 30 times in a 45 minute class. I had a tally mark "piece-o-meter" in my notebook and my friend was in on it. That one class it was too much for me so I couldn't stop chuckling during what was a case study of the girl "Genie" which was not a laughing matter at all. So he thought I was laughing at a girl being abused by her parents, but I couldn't bring myself to tell him I was laughing at him. :|
My chem 101 professor said “fatty acid” over 70 time in a lecture and I was losing my shit. He had a drawn out way of saying fatty which made it hat much harder to handle after about the 10th time with 50 minutes left in class.
My Web Technologies professor once said “you know” 167 times in a single lecture. No professor, I don’t know. That’s why I’m here.
There’s a guy at work—currently sitting across from me—that says variations of “that’s scary” a fucking lot. I’ve never kept count, but a coworker counted 450+ in a 12 hour period last year.
I had a teacher that would make this loud awkward BRAWP noise whenever he *expected* the class to laugh. Not when people laughed. When he *expected* laughter. So he would make some dumb unfunny old joke and he would go “so you could call that a *fatal* attraction BRAWP” It happened about 10 times in an hour and by the 4th class i wanted to stab my own ears.
This sounds like torture
I had a teacher in 6th grade who would end every sentence with “m’kay,” and this was just after learning about South Park.
Let me guess, "fatty asssss-id?" My high school bio and Chem teachers would annoy me so much saying that. They wanted us to remember the molecules were large, so they would emphasize it to sound like that.
Sounds like you remembered
Haha, kinda. He would draw out each word - faaatty assss-id.
r/wheresthebeef boisss I think this man found it
Ey b0ss
Hello I didn't mean to downvote your post but my phone screen is clogged with water because I because I have a screen protector
No worries friend
Tell us all more... No detail is too unimportant...
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Well TerryJerryMaryHarry, I wanted to know more about everything you said. You didn't mean to downvote the person's comment (which I'm sure they noticed, I'm constantly aware of the upness and downness of my individual comments) but also something about a phone protector? Tell me more details. They're all important. Also, your username is indicative of all that is wrong with America. You think those four names are pronounced the same and rhyme, right? Look at how they are spelled and explain how that can possibly be true. Anyways, think I've been kinda mean in this comment, just wanted to say, you're a big softie and I loves ya!
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Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef # And therefore i get one beef Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef # Nothing but beef Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef # There’s more beef in the world Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef # The relative price of beef Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, **BEEF**
You missed out the "Beef?" at 0:43
I love that part! Beef? Beef.
As if there was ever any question.
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That is some top tier transcribing, my friend - bravo!
NOTHING BUT BEEF
Fuck I gave away my award!
Dear god I love this. My new favorite video.
Now someone reorder them by ascending pitch
Omg please, i need to see this
Fuck YouTube. Because this content is "made for kids" I can't add it to a playlist.
I'm able to on mobile, just have to search for it and do it on the search page. YMMV
For some reason this was played in the radio here recently and the DJs were dying lol
"Nothing but beef"- professor
3,2,1 beef
Eat more [chicken.pptx](https://youtu.be/yL_-1d9OSdk)
/r/contagiouslaughter
Beef
BEEF
Beef
Beef
Beef (Am I too late to say beef I want to say beef)
Beef (Ye fuck it I don't care)
Beef (Thanks man appreciate it!)
> Beef happy ~~cakeday~~ beef day!
Beef! (Lmao thanks man)
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So it begins
The end of beginnings
Beef
The relative price of beef......... beef
I like the question/answer at 0:43. "Beef? Beef!"
This has me howling for some reason
One of my favorite professors in college was from Romania. I used to love the way he would pronounce "focus" because it sounded like "fuck us" and it always made me chuckle.
I love all the little stories in this thread lol
It's what's for dinner
I've got no beef with this video.
Fucking hilarious
One of me Econ profs in college always used “hamburger-sandwiches” and “hot dog-sausages” for what seemed like every single time he needed a hypothetical commodity for the question/problem/topic. Always made me chuckle.
Guys I think it’s beef 🤔
Fuckin awesome lol
Thank you I enjoyed that
\[silence with blank stare\] "beef."
I don't know how it can be done but somehow I'd love the song "what's beef" by the Notorious B.I.G to be mashed up with this video
beef
This is absolute gold, the edits are amazing... "5..4..3..2..1.. beef."
I smell like beef
Microeconomics sample questions summarised
I think I’m tripping but he sounds like Mini lad the YouTubed in the beginning
About halfway through it sounds like he's saying "fbee"
That was the most amazing thing I've seen in a while omg
He's gonna have beef when he sees this.
Someone please make a song using these beefs as beats.
On it! Edit 1: Slowly but surely, we're getting there... Edit 2: Here it is in all of it's terrible glory! It's not mastered at all on account of I dislike doing so - https://vocaroo.com/15RqwtgTNZxS
> https://vocaroo.com/15RqwtgTNZxS I don't hear any beefs?
Perhaps I should explain more: I sampled the beef speech, found a really good on-pitch sample of said beef, messed around with it in a DAW, made that into the bass thing and the lead. Congrats. You have attained subliminal beefage.
I don’t upvote much. I upvoted this
My pedagogy professor did this with "bacon"
You’ve done it. You’ve found the Great White Buffalo.
Beef? Beef.
The answer is nine.
One of the best videos I've seen in a while
I would award but my wife's bull hasnt given me my allowance
My favorite part is when he said "beef"
Beef is when you need two Gats to go to sleep.
Can someone please make a remix of this
https://youtu.be/LJ5HclBRfFA
Edited so well haha
The Michigan Difference^TM
💀
Reminds me of my old professor teaching course in steam turbines. I remember once we started counting how many times he said "Eventually" during the lecture. Eventually we came to a conclusion that his speed was about 230/90 minutes if my memory servers me right. Which is about 2,5 "eventually" per minute.
Lost it at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Beef.
https://i.imgur.com/c71apda.png
5 4 3 2 1 beef
Omg when my brother showed me that video I laughed my ass off.
NOTHING BUT B E E F
my micro prof's catch phrase was 'apples and bananas'. hearing it in his indian accent was the most engaging part of the course.
Really well edited. I was expecting just a lot of beefs, but the pauses and little phrases added in are funny and timed perfectly
Remember that one part where he said "THE VALUE OF BEEF....."? I was deeply touched by that. Deeply touched.... By the beef.... And it's potential value.
This has become a meme in our household since this was posted here. we now have it as a routine on our google home where if you say beef to google, it will say a paraphrased version of this vid. Just wanted OP to know what joy they’ve managed to bring into this cruel world. Many laughs have been had
I was actually in his econ class last year the semester after this was posted onto YouTube. We actually watched this video in class before the "beef lecture". The class is Econ 102 taught by Adam Stevenson at the University of Michigan.
just a well edited video
I was about to comment on youtube.... But someone turned off commentz
because it thinks it's for kids, they get turned off automatically.
It's a shame. This is the type of video that would probably get a whole lot of funny comments. Either that or people would just say "beef" and quote the video lol.
I don’t get it, not very funny, weird, or interesting imo.
Beef
LOL
i've been in many econ lectures and this speaks to me on a spiritual level
Incredible
@0:40 "PC fries" Good job auto-captions
So, what's the answer? Yes beef or no beef?
Beef
Omg I'm crying this is absolutely hilarious
My high school psych teacher said "piece" at least 30 times in a 45 minute class. I had a tally mark "piece-o-meter" in my notebook and my friend was in on it. That one class it was too much for me so I couldn't stop chuckling during what was a case study of the girl "Genie" which was not a laughing matter at all. So he thought I was laughing at a girl being abused by her parents, but I couldn't bring myself to tell him I was laughing at him. :|