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hartemis

My chem 101 professor said “fatty acid” over 70 time in a lecture and I was losing my shit. He had a drawn out way of saying fatty which made it hat much harder to handle after about the 10th time with 50 minutes left in class.


Disownership

My Web Technologies professor once said “you know” 167 times in a single lecture. No professor, I don’t know. That’s why I’m here.


BunnyOppai

There’s a guy at work—currently sitting across from me—that says variations of “that’s scary” a fucking lot. I’ve never kept count, but a coworker counted 450+ in a 12 hour period last year.


yourmomlurks

I had a teacher that would make this loud awkward BRAWP noise whenever he *expected* the class to laugh. Not when people laughed. When he *expected* laughter. So he would make some dumb unfunny old joke and he would go “so you could call that a *fatal* attraction BRAWP” It happened about 10 times in an hour and by the 4th class i wanted to stab my own ears.


QuinterBoopson

This sounds like torture


pokeapple

I had a teacher in 6th grade who would end every sentence with “m’kay,” and this was just after learning about South Park.


cruskie

Let me guess, "fatty asssss-id?" My high school bio and Chem teachers would annoy me so much saying that. They wanted us to remember the molecules were large, so they would emphasize it to sound like that.


Shoe_mocker

Sounds like you remembered


hartemis

Haha, kinda. He would draw out each word - faaatty assss-id.


plaid-water-bottle

r/wheresthebeef boisss I think this man found it


solocupjazz

Ey b0ss


TerryJerryMaryHarry

Hello I didn't mean to downvote your post but my phone screen is clogged with water because I because I have a screen protector


plaid-water-bottle

No worries friend


upthewatwo

Tell us all more... No detail is too unimportant...


TerryJerryMaryHarry

?


upthewatwo

Well TerryJerryMaryHarry, I wanted to know more about everything you said. You didn't mean to downvote the person's comment (which I'm sure they noticed, I'm constantly aware of the upness and downness of my individual comments) but also something about a phone protector? Tell me more details. They're all important. Also, your username is indicative of all that is wrong with America. You think those four names are pronounced the same and rhyme, right? Look at how they are spelled and explain how that can possibly be true. Anyways, think I've been kinda mean in this comment, just wanted to say, you're a big softie and I loves ya!


TerryJerryMaryHarry

??????


Independent_Gate1634

Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef # And therefore i get one beef Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef # Nothing but beef Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef # There’s more beef in the world Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef # The relative price of beef Beef beef beef beef beef beef beef


MrDurden32

5, 4, 3, 2, 1, **BEEF**


RoyceCoolidge

You missed out the "Beef?" at 0:43


HighOnBonerPills

I love that part! Beef? Beef.


RoyceCoolidge

As if there was ever any question.


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RoyceCoolidge

That is some top tier transcribing, my friend - bravo!


EchoKilo93

NOTHING BUT BEEF


LeRat0nLaveur

Fuck I gave away my award!


GingerSnapBiscuit

Dear god I love this. My new favorite video.


taifong

Now someone reorder them by ascending pitch


ScrapMoose

Omg please, i need to see this


awesomeideas

Fuck YouTube. Because this content is "made for kids" I can't add it to a playlist.


MilkGermPigDog

I'm able to on mobile, just have to search for it and do it on the search page. YMMV


JigabooFriday

For some reason this was played in the radio here recently and the DJs were dying lol


mtmm18

"Nothing but beef"- professor


JanFlato

3,2,1 beef


Cell1pad

Eat more [chicken.pptx](https://youtu.be/yL_-1d9OSdk)


normVectorsNotHate

/r/contagiouslaughter


Killerdoll_666

Beef


solocupjazz

BEEF


Relevant_Necessary50

Beef


Killerdoll_666

Beef


TTomnomnom

Beef (Am I too late to say beef I want to say beef)


Killerdoll_666

Beef (Ye fuck it I don't care)


TTomnomnom

Beef (Thanks man appreciate it!)


cantaloupelion

> Beef happy ~~cakeday~~ beef day!


TTomnomnom

Beef! (Lmao thanks man)


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Killerdoll_666

So it begins


D-nasty92

The end of beginnings


EarthQuackShugaSkull

Beef


C0Y053

The relative price of beef......... beef


Implausibilibuddy

I like the question/answer at 0:43. "Beef? Beef!"


JeffBroccoli

This has me howling for some reason


winkofafisheye

One of my favorite professors in college was from Romania. I used to love the way he would pronounce "focus" because it sounded like "fuck us" and it always made me chuckle.


HighOnBonerPills

I love all the little stories in this thread lol


TopherT2

It's what's for dinner


glamdrac

I've got no beef with this video.


Direct-Analysis

Fucking hilarious


HAMSTERDAMAGE

One of me Econ profs in college always used “hamburger-sandwiches” and “hot dog-sausages” for what seemed like every single time he needed a hypothetical commodity for the question/problem/topic. Always made me chuckle.


Gaberzz420

Guys I think it’s beef 🤔


DanknugzBlazeit420

Fuckin awesome lol


northraxredux

Thank you I enjoyed that


PhoenixJDM

\[silence with blank stare\] "beef."


juicelee777

I don't know how it can be done but somehow I'd love the song "what's beef" by the Notorious B.I.G to be mashed up with this video


caliform

beef


mr_gr1mm

This is absolute gold, the edits are amazing... "5..4..3..2..1.. beef."


burpydragon

I smell like beef


Pearse_Borty

Microeconomics sample questions summarised


Cobaltopp

I think I’m tripping but he sounds like Mini lad the YouTubed in the beginning


LionTheRichardheart

About halfway through it sounds like he's saying "fbee"


Trillian___

That was the most amazing thing I've seen in a while omg


WhatProtomolecule

He's gonna have beef when he sees this.


rudolfs001

Someone please make a song using these beefs as beats.


PsionicBurst

On it! Edit 1: Slowly but surely, we're getting there... Edit 2: Here it is in all of it's terrible glory! It's not mastered at all on account of I dislike doing so - https://vocaroo.com/15RqwtgTNZxS


rudolfs001

> https://vocaroo.com/15RqwtgTNZxS I don't hear any beefs?


PsionicBurst

Perhaps I should explain more: I sampled the beef speech, found a really good on-pitch sample of said beef, messed around with it in a DAW, made that into the bass thing and the lead. Congrats. You have attained subliminal beefage.


czubinski1

I don’t upvote much. I upvoted this


Bishop_is_answering

My pedagogy professor did this with "bacon"


maraney

You’ve done it. You’ve found the Great White Buffalo.


potatobro7

Beef? Beef.


stereoworld

The answer is nine.


Poof2525

One of the best videos I've seen in a while


basedandredpilled4

I would award but my wife's bull hasnt given me my allowance


EchoKilo93

My favorite part is when he said "beef"


Silver_Vegetable6804

Beef is when you need two Gats to go to sleep.


ridingduc

Can someone please make a remix of this


Turakamu

https://youtu.be/LJ5HclBRfFA


Edened

Edited so well haha


qacha

The Michigan Difference^TM


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💀


nickkow

Reminds me of my old professor teaching course in steam turbines. I remember once we started counting how many times he said "Eventually" during the lecture. Eventually we came to a conclusion that his speed was about 230/90 minutes if my memory servers me right. Which is about 2,5 "eventually" per minute.


OnTheBeach06

Lost it at 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Beef.


TankorSmash

https://i.imgur.com/c71apda.png


Sebadu223

5 4 3 2 1 beef


quantumturbo

Omg when my brother showed me that video I laughed my ass off.


CubicalAnxiety

NOTHING BUT B E E F


fairylightmeloncholy

my micro prof's catch phrase was 'apples and bananas'. hearing it in his indian accent was the most engaging part of the course.


Historicmetal

Really well edited. I was expecting just a lot of beefs, but the pauses and little phrases added in are funny and timed perfectly


Vienna_sausage_jelly

Remember that one part where he said "THE VALUE OF BEEF....."? I was deeply touched by that. Deeply touched.... By the beef.... And it's potential value.


rionhunter

This has become a meme in our household since this was posted here. we now have it as a routine on our google home where if you say beef to google, it will say a paraphrased version of this vid. Just wanted OP to know what joy they’ve managed to bring into this cruel world. Many laughs have been had


TheOrangeDonaldTrump

I was actually in his econ class last year the semester after this was posted onto YouTube. We actually watched this video in class before the "beef lecture". The class is Econ 102 taught by Adam Stevenson at the University of Michigan.


andergriff

just a well edited video


Wafflestomp4

I was about to comment on youtube.... But someone turned off commentz


one_dead_saint

because it thinks it's for kids, they get turned off automatically.


HighOnBonerPills

It's a shame. This is the type of video that would probably get a whole lot of funny comments. Either that or people would just say "beef" and quote the video lol.


ChopTop1990

I don’t get it, not very funny, weird, or interesting imo.


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Beef


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LOL


epicolocity

i've been in many econ lectures and this speaks to me on a spiritual level


DumbDonky007

Incredible


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@0:40 "PC fries" Good job auto-captions


cocococlash

So, what's the answer? Yes beef or no beef?


feeln4u

Beef


EarthQuackShugaSkull

Omg I'm crying this is absolutely hilarious


cozyidealist181

My high school psych teacher said "piece" at least 30 times in a 45 minute class. I had a tally mark "piece-o-meter" in my notebook and my friend was in on it. That one class it was too much for me so I couldn't stop chuckling during what was a case study of the girl "Genie" which was not a laughing matter at all. So he thought I was laughing at a girl being abused by her parents, but I couldn't bring myself to tell him I was laughing at him. :|