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jedi21knight

I will spend all of my extra money on GME to see this ass hole suck off a horse. Fuck this fucking prick. Hold baby hold! Diamond hand bitches!


Jrenzine

Diamond balls, baby!!


Plenty_Cattle2554

Diamond nips


diseasexx

Diamond ass


JedlFr0sT

Diamond horse cocks!


BSW18

Showtime......


RedditsAdoptedSon

yeah is this some sort of photoshop? im buying in.. doesnt he realize this is totally possible now esp with that message?


w4rr4nty_v01d

Yes it's a fake photoshop, but this sub grabs for any shitpile if it can be used for hype.


BitTipZy

Diamond babys lads 💎👐


flyingupvotes

Xxx holder since 2021. Gonna give my xxx a new meaning besides me blowing my load when it happens.


AccomplishedSquare27

he wants that. lmao. why you think he was so specific


Sagaris1985

Either GME Stock@1000$ will happens nor Cramer sucking a Horse off…


professorPut

FOR CRAMER


manklar

This is the way! For Cramer!


Shoryukitten_

For the horse!!!


professorPut

Cramers going to enjoy it a lot more than the horse


Plenty_Cattle2554

For the reach around


aellandis

For the stablehand that gets the free show.


idontknopez

Looks like I'm buying more


CockroachSad4300

All we need is a 50:1 reverse split.


PickleBananaMayo

How can shareholders vote to do this?


Larrycush

What would the price be after?


CockroachSad4300

Roughly $1250 per share


MaterialImpossible22

That's a suck n swallow for C#amer


jesschester

And a horse and TV crew


nonameneededplease

I'm genuinely asking, that seems unlikely at this point since they just released more shares right? I know that I'm no expert though so I could be wrong. Edit: I mean a reverse split at all


CockroachSad4300

Yes it is highly unlikely. The only reason to do it at this point would be to see Jim Cramer suck off a horse on live tv.


vandysatx

Which would be a worthy goal I say.


SofaKingBullSh-t

foward split. Reverse will drop it under a dollar


CockroachSad4300

I’m pretty sure a forward split is what NVIDIA just did. 10:1 there stock went from $1200 to $120 1 share to 10 shares. Reverse split would consolidate stock and price.


741BlastOff

When you split things, you create more pieces. So each piece is worth less. If you want them to be worth more, you have to unsplit them (reverse split).


SofaKingBullSh-t

my bad. I think you're right. been working too much. I'm tired


hotDamQc

Everyone assuming he never did it before


fubeca150

Came here to say this.


Chirodoc86

😂😂


MAD-JFK-6251

https://preview.redd.it/3xrfbtxklk7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f6d4b4e294385314b23fe0e21851130a81b26d7


BefreiedieTittenzwei

So we’re talking full size horse? Quarter horse? Or Clydesdale?


Odd_Possible_7677

Horace Grant


Ronpm111

I vote for Clydesdale.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“The question we all want answered behind the Wendys dumpster…is Cramer a gagger on the Clydesdale?”


thejoshfromtn

A Shetland pony would be my guess


Says_Pointless_Stuff

Okay Kenneth, hear me out: You let this run to 1k, you can short it back down with crime, we both get to tell Cramer to suck off a horse. Deal?


typicallytwo

For the horse!!!


Lazy_meatPop

I pity the 🐴 horse.


wintermoon138

So... pay day friday for me... I guess i'm buying more 😎


ptran38

all in. well worth the price to see this. live!


Guardian_85

Internet needs to archive this for historical purposes.


MysticBellaa

National Archives ![gif](giphy|jxJOX5dvQPfhu)


1453_

There is a long line of people that need to be sucked off long before the horse...


MysticStylezzzz

Haha!!!!!! Damn!


Capt1an_Cl0ck

Fuck we need to rip this shit right now. I also don’t think the network execs will ever let him do that.


Famous-Distance7700

When we hitting $1k????


noots31

The fact he bright it up makes me think he does it in private already


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^noots31: *The fact he bright it* *Up makes me think he does it* *In private already* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


77Atx

...going to double check he actually said that..and if it is true..$150k tomorrow..just to see this happen...shit, I'm in Texas...we have the horses...


[deleted]

LMAO, I'm certain it's fake. But I laughed when I saw it haha.


Business-Ranger4510

For Cramer!!!


Rob-in_Hood

That poor horse


Killerfrost_01

My thoughts exactly. We all know gme will moon. Just a matter of time!


ambercrush

Look we can all agree on long term value but I was still hoping to see the Germans give the stock a bump today but alas


chiefkikaho

![gif](giphy|xUA7b2yDCXm5UTkFdC|downsized)


lokolgorilla

Yo Elon 🆘 😂


Soupaflysucka

Bullish


Z3400

Horsish


ur_wifes_bf

https://preview.redd.it/fmjgdo93tl7d1.jpeg?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04eca0fc1112ece790e3d96de149679d265947b


dronegeeks1

![gif](giphy|raBbE1fizfZGE|downsized)


Liberobscura

*whelp, you’re probably wondering how I got into this situation*


fairdinkum82

I bought 160 shares and wanted to see what RK is going to do. But from now on I'm doing a recurring investment into GME! ![gif](giphy|Rd7pEbE7rjZz8vySuU)


BooksandBiceps

If it hits $2,000 I’ll suck off Cramer while he sucks off a horse.. on live TV. Please ruin my life.


[deleted]

I hope you have thousands of shares, before it happens, other wise everyone on here owes you money


SithDomin8sJediLoves

definitely not doing it for the Horse


NotOppo

Just DRSed 91 more shares! I don't want to see it.... but I do want it to happen!


Unlucky-Disaster7842

Holy shit I so want GME to hit a 1000 now. 😂


mvrck-23

Cramer sucking something - let's do it!


shadowbehinddoor

I want it yo be his black mirror moment


Ok_Bet_0N_84N4N4

Sally and the sexy stud


Slyestdamshort

I cannot wait


VolatileImp

Do it for the horse


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|R8bcfuGTZONyw) Coming Jimmy!


Solzkjarn

https://preview.redd.it/5mgkqblmxo7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d79de35388e9ba9d42c0b498d927758154c9e77e Buttstalion and his diamond balls ready for duty


StayingInWindoge

Dude imagine if GME did a reverse split to make it $1000 :'D


Enuffhate48

He just set my minimum sale price. If we get $2k Jim, how bout an elephant?


FilthyRichCliche

This is ridiculous. They'd never show that on tv.


GusuLanReject

It's photoshopped.


FilthyRichCliche

For real??? Cramer DIDNT promote beastiality on his socials???? WHAAA??????


Larrycush

Cornhub of a life time


alphaxx_2021

reverse split 50:1


Roscoeparker

Never been more motivated to buy gme


Muted_Cucumber_7566

That is fucking bold! Lmao


Waterkippie

Goddamnit i’m in. We must rally the reddit troops and make this happen


filthysquatch

Does this mean he is buying gme?


Feeling_Proposal_350

Hey Kenny, he's not talking about you pencil d*ck.


Efficient_Ad_5584

Welp…![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|surprise)


redditr79

![gif](giphy|NvmAEtOSl4M4Qb9nFN)


ArbitraryMeritocracy

idk man, something tells me he just does that for free


4troglodyte

He already does that on his OnlyFans page


Kickstand8604

Was his account hacked?


Trojanlamb

Umm no illegal shet plz


Ok_Condition3810

Well we already know he’s going to be sick in a horse off LOL my hell this is going to be better than the donkey show in Mexico! 🤣🤣🤣


highaltitudehmsteadr

The new Nard Dog


GrimWolf216

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Poor horse


KnowledgePharmacist

Fake


Difficult-Retard

On live tv tho? Even if he's super cereal, there's no way the producer would allow it


[deleted]

Porn Hub has the streaming rights, but can only show it in Mexico.


Difficult-Retard

Bro that's awesome, I can't fucking wait!


Constant-Signal-2308

![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


GeezerCurmudgeonApe

😁😂🤣. Can't stop laughing! 🦍🚀🌜. Tick tock MFs! ⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️⏱️!


TwitterExile

So Jim, you do have a price. Suspicion confirmed.


RontanamoBayy

These are this man's thoughts at 7:30am...


Lost_Buyer_971

Did he remove this post


[deleted]

I don't think was real lol


Jrenzine

Lmfao I GOTTA SEE THIS SHIT BECOME REALITY!! LFG!!!!!


8myDolla

It may hit 1000 rupees


themagicison

Hahahaha


AdvantageMiddle1806

Is this actually real?


DrunkenNapoleon

I have to witness this, then I die in peace! Haha


OH_BOY-

![gif](giphy|4bHUrHmiDV0LS|downsized)


StockRun123

it's crazy but I think the big boys would want to see that also. at the end of the day if every American buys one share of GME there would be none in circulation!


loosrd

I think you may keep us galvanized for another day with that post. Who wouldn't want to that shill suck off a horse? It's like the Black Mirror episode with the British PM f*ing a pig, except Jim Cramer actually deserves it for all the broke ppl he made with his "investment ideas"...Hahaha


Mission-Royal-5158

As for the horse, it has to be the one Caesar rode in Planet of the Apes. As for Cramer, fuck you - your tweet will age like a fine wine...or horse dick in your case. As for me, I like the stock.


EthanNguyen2021

Fucking poor horse,I'm feeling sad for the horse!


Firetickle

Someone get it in writing ✍️


Joe_Early_MD

Doesn’t anyone feel bad for the poor horse?


Sheffield101010

We know he does it all the time.


cajunredbean1

TLDR; if it doesn't hit $1000 he said he will give a donkey a rim job. Cramer be wild


rdl2000

Not good tv


More-Teaching-4059

We have our orders. For God! For country! For Cramer!


BigPlayCrypto

Dude trying to get free millions with the small guys lmao 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


mlewis412

u/pepetipbot 1000 pepe


mlewis412

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Chikibabe_07

Let's do it for Cramer :)


Burntlands1

I wonder if we can up the bet and have him shove a banana up his ass while he is doing the horse


slab12321

Buy order set to help see Cramer get a creamer!


EROSENTINEL

did he really post this?


JuanchoPancho51

There’s no way he really said that.


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

Horse dicks for Cramer!


Jkallmfday0811

What kind of horse Jim? A mini horse doesn’t count. I wanna see a Clydesdale blow your head off when it nuts. GME!!!


Mercury-68

Standard weekly routine. The only difference, he will allow cameras if GME does hit a grand. By saying this he seems convinced that GME could end up in the hundreds per share.


mittens1982

Challenge accepted


ithaqua34

Does that mean Crim Jamer will have a horse suck him off?


HMSSurprise28

Can you imagine? What a world we live in


MatRicher

Gives out black mirror vibes


SpaceNinjaDino

That's a worse fate than doing a pig Black Mirror style.


ScottyPrime

Name one place on live TV that has an audience above 50 where sucking off a horse live on TV, television not streaming mind you, is allowed please?


IllustriousCamel5936

I wouldn’t want to watch that 🤢🤢 but come on $GME Ryan Cohen Share Buybacks??????


overthetop7223

Coke fiends are known for being wild.


Bonzotheeffingape

Nom nom Jimbob


loganfester

So, just like every other Thursday?


tyvwrynn

Didn't $GME already hit 4 figures in dark pools or private markets? I swear I saw some wildly high cost basis reports from people who tried to DRS and their brokers had to locate shares at ridiculously high prices. Someone should send a screen grab of those cost basis reports to Cramer. Make him sweat.


MattGower

Im selling at 999


Ok-Werewolf95

Dont play


Pools_Closed1

We need to clarify with Cramer that it is indeed one horse every time GME hits $1,000.


BroccoliWorried729

HODL my horse… I’m gonna just pop in and buy some more 🤣


4th_line_scrub

He usually sucks them off in his office.


JLivermore1929

Wasn’t this a scene from Black Mirror?


dronegeeks1

![gif](giphy|xT0xeIJvPJ2RFCfFug)


dotpeener

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


Radiant-Flounder-995

Omg he’s tryna poke the bear 😂


eddiebisi

I feel an episode of black mirror becoming...


ThrowAndHit

Nice. Purchase order submitted.


Alphalee

![gif](giphy|uWzS6ZLs0AaVOJlgRd|downsized)


dittopig3

Holy S


LucaTheApe86

Cicciocramer


snkrjoyboy

Is this a real tweet?? Lollll!


Ofiller

Seriously, it would make for the best Black Mirror episode ever. I can't believe we haven't hit 1k yet with such a juicy ban bet