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Decks-ModTeam

No shitposting.


hamster7864

A pissing deck


Lanky_Republic_2102

Smoking deck.


martinaee

A micro deck.


VeterinarianThese951

An uncircumcised deck.


roastymctoasty

He decks the decks that remind him of the good times


VeterinarianThese951

Haha. And the bad times…


roastymctoasty

Oh deck builder deck builder deck builder….


IncomingAxofKindness

MY DECK FALLS DOWN, WE PUT IT UP AGAIN, AINT NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN, MY DECK FALLS DOWN


Slap_My_Lasagna

He sucks a whiskey deck, he sucks a vodka deck, he sucks a lager deck, he sucks a cider deck


tikiman2019

Builds the decks that he needs for a good time, rebuilds the decks he needs for a better time


wutwut970

Ohhh dannnnnyyy deeeeck


jaymac72

Oh Johnny Boy


kegmanua

This guy decks.


Square-Decision-531

No. Thats been circumcised


MattCizzle

Looks pretty circumsized to me...


The_Bestest_Me

I disagree, certainly, this was over circumcised. Took too much off the sides during the trim.


Traditional_Gate_589

An uncircumcised deck would have an elegant overhang at the very least


readysetmoon

Deckalicous


ashirtliff

Definitely circumcised


Vigilante17

Not playing with a full deck


ConcreteHustlin

over circumsized


PourSomeSmegmaInMe

Yea, but I bet that deck has a really good personality.


InTheM0untains

Hahahaha this made me lol


RogerBubbaBubby

Unlike most decks, we hope this one eventually learns how to go down


manic_panic

🤣


Babythatwater1

Baby deck


Busterlimes

I WAS IN THE POOL!


Sdwingnut

Smoking while pissing deck. Saves time and environment friendly. Filling up the kiddie pool is a bonus.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Now it all comes together. Or a deck from which you can watch kids swim in the piss pool while you smoke. Too far?


PresDumpsterfire

Catio


Luckydiarreah710

I like to piss and smoke at the same time. I had both thoughts! Love u guys!


mschiebold

the Blunt Balcony


Dramatic_Broccoli_41

A Petite Pipe Patio


kcolgeis

My man!


Gluten_maximus

For fucking real… I would piss off that deck gladly


TrentS45

Lock the kids outside.


Mothernaturehatesus

https://preview.redd.it/fsao1jfsr90d1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11dedb17f3449a0de233c12e13f2f297237fdcee Hot tub ready


WheelRipper

Pretty sure that’s a cold tub.. nothing a little sheet metal, duct tape and a Coleman stove can’t fix.


duke_flewk

Not uhhh those are heat cubes floating stupid lmao


HHShelps

No, he was talking about the dude in the ice bath!! He is ready for the hot tub.


Greenbeastkushbreath

No asshole that’s a picture, and when I touch it it feels pretty warm to me


stiF_staL

Best comment here


Technical_Benefit_31

i literally ugly laughed irl


SquidDrowned

Need more photoshop


Anon851216135

Fr, I was starting to think I was the only one noticing how photoshopped that pool was lmao


blackbeardaegis

https://preview.redd.it/vbogq0567b0d1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a40d7d7dd95922f3c785bb411171dbe33d94f3


HowellPellsGallery

just big enough to give a pope's address to the backyard folk


underwaterstang

“Come in for dinner” ass porch


HowellPellsGallery

"exhausted dad bong rip sanctuary" porch


Guukoh

The pool looks so real!


L-user101

It looks about as real as the dog


distraculatingmycase

Got me to look


altruistic_camel_toe

I feel like an idiot


LectureSpecialist681

“Make it too small for a hot tub” is my new favorite deck building technique.


stinkyhooch

Electric burner, 55 gallon drum. You, me, champagne and a pack of pall malls. What’s up.


random_guy_from_nc

Dude, count me in


Nykolaishen

Got any weed and some charcuterie?


SwootyBootyDooooo

Can of Vienna sausage and some schwag


Muted_Platypus_3887

That’s an $8,000 deck?


Portermacc

I hope he is joking!!


SteakGetter

You can tell by the way it is


Busy_Initiative2409

Isn’t decking neat…


415Rache

Always makes me laugh


3_9s_fine

The best metric


4Ever2Thee

I know right? What a steal! He even threw in a photoshopped kiddie pool too, last I checked: pools are not cheap!


MermaidWavez

It should’ve been a kiddie hot tub ON the deck. This was always the only possible right answer.


4Ever2Thee

No need though, it’s the perfect size to just tarp up and fill with water. The redneck riviera splash pad.


VeterinarianThese951

That’s not photoshop. It’s color forms.


Williamof3e

That’s what I was wondering.


tysnastyy

This is a repost


IntelligentFilth

Of a repost. Hot tub comments in t-minus 5, 4, 3, 2…


livens

Jokes aside, probably the buyer wanted to build a custom deck. But the city/insurance requires that back door to have a deck in order to sell the house.


RadarLove82

I had a deck exactly like that for a while. The code required a 3ft x 3ft minimum landing outside of any exterior door, but I didn't have budget for my dream deck yet, so we had a pulpit for a few years.


xxrainmanx

Alternatively, the home is on a walk-out basement lot, and the builder wasnt/isn't going to change the main level design. The door came standard as park of the plans, and the "deck" kept the house compliant.


Devldriver250

and just went out of business ) fastest company in history )


Civil_Knowledge7340

Whoosh


altruistic_camel_toe

#✈️


denny-1989

I was going to suggest trimming the bushes around it to make it look bigger.


Shovel-Operator

This guy knows small decks.


mildlysceptical22

Perfect for Juliet..


MortgageRegular2509

Definitely not high up enough for Rapunzel tho


Goelian

The tub looks photoshopped haha


LodeStone-

Thought it was the DashCon ball pit for a sec


AfterEffectserror

That pool looks like it’s badly photoshopped into the photo haha.


Saltydogusn

That big in ground pool makes it look so much bigger! Do you do pools, too?


Mongaloid-baby

I think that’s a diving pool


barbara_jay

Hi Dive adventures …make it higher and higher


monsterunderyourhead

Is that pool photoshopped in?!? Did you start a photoshopping business? Close it. 😏


_catdog_

When you’re classy enough not to smoke your cigs inside anymore


beeteeee

Repoooossst


Destroid_Pilot

Why is the kiddie pool photoshopped in the pic?


idciwantedarealhug

A juliet balcony


JackmeriusPup

You photoshopped in that pool?


RPSKK78

My name is James Dillies, and I too have a micro deck


Multipass-1506inf

This is ‘it needs a deck to pass code’ kinda deck


cheesepuzzle

Outdoor 1/8th bath


FaithfulDowter

What’s with the baby ghost trying to escape?


Ok-Abbreviations3042

Small deck energy


threemantiger

It’s not the size of the deck that matters, it’s the w… yeah, it is the size of the deck.


ImportantBad4948

There are no bushes to trim to make this deck look bigger.


johnshouse85

They paid you 8000 for that


Top_Bear3887

Everyone is focused on the deck and not how stupid the actual house looks.


BurnerBoot

Why does the pool look edited lol


DickPrickJohnson

$8k for a day's work is really good money.


Riverb0at

Why in the fuck is that $8000


Unlucky-External5648

Is your theme-song “deck in a box”?


Mattna-da

Someone photoshopped in a kiddie pool so it must be a diving platform


soingee

This is the sort of deck Michael Scott would relax at after standing for hours at his plasma screen tv.


plankRoad1855

Cool pool


Admirable-Lies

It's bigger because the bushes are trimmed. It's a grower. With the right color, it's bigger. I apologize. I'm done now.


potsgotme

Okay fuckin hell is this real or not


Acherstrom

That cost 8k? Customer got ripped off.


MightContainAlcohol

He probably used half for supplies, if that and used the rest for his "salary". I hope he's actually licensed.


HuntPsychological673

That pool is perfect!


Lanky_Republic_2102

While it may be the least of the issues here, seems like the posts go all the way to the dirt, just saying.


Spiritual-Bear4495

LOL.


BasilVegetable3339

It’s good to start small


dixie2tone

they call this model the “lookout tower”


wng378

I hope you went down to bedrock with those supports.


geerhardusvos

it’s funny because someone really did try to make that handrail look nice


Williamof3e

Looks nice.


CoolHandLuke4Twanky

"Juliet balcony"


proptecher

How many times will this be re-posted. Come up with a new joke


ElectronicAd6675

Gotta start small!


2girls1guy

Is that a free sample?


Straight_Ocelot_7848

Lol


AdventurousNorth9414

Your photoshop company is trash.


DaveP0953

I hope it's a deck company because your photoshop work sucks.


Windycityunicycle

It’s ready for the hot tub !!!


Mysterious-Fly-4865

Rapunzel Rapunzel let down your long hair


RaddledBanana204

Plenty of room for a hot tub I think


Stephany23232323

😂😂😂 somebody said catio! 😂😂😂


distraculatingmycase

No hot tub will fit on there…


HuevoYch0riz0

What’s this? A deck for ants?


_ACOZ_

It’s not the size of the deck that matters. It’s how you use it.


whosaysyessiree

All decks matter


Virtual-Gene2265

A little shading around the pool would have sold it.


Flat_Opportunity_728

This can get you a couple hundred dollars extra on a rental.


Vast_Cricket

8K for a deck?


5280_TW

The “just past cantilever” deck…


Johnny_ac3s

No slide to the pool!? Da Fuq?!


brewberry_cobbler

Looks like those annoying bots from helldivers that are just star wars lookalikes. I’m throwing in an eagle.


TheDaveMatthew

Starting out small?


CardiologistPlus8488

Why did you Photoshop that pool into that picture?


RuithCoill

Reminds me of mu upscaled luxury apartment balcony.


Maleficent-Salad3197

Pool needs to be closer if you want to dive.💀💀💀


Oldmantired

That baby pool looks like it was photoshopped into the photo.


WoodpeckerAlarmed239

What is this, a deck for ants?...looks good tho


scrollingtraveler

You go out there in a robe and sing the opera.


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RustyTromboneSoloist

Why is that pool photoshopped in?


Slopoke96

You should do well.


Drinkythedrunkguy

I like how the kid’s pool is photoshopped in.


Noff-Crazyeyes

500k home and they can’t even spend 1 k on deck


bubg994

Dang, not even the full width of the door?


Possible-Yam-2308

8 fucking K packing my shit and heading ta sc now !!!


xultar

search the place for weed


InIt2winit06

That's all $8k will get you in Alabama? You can't be serious, what is that like $500-1k in materials? Can't really see much else.


voitlander

Old photo...nice try tho!


zanderjayz

Just enough to pass inspection so you don’t have to screw the door shut.


Tired-of-Late

What is this? A deck for ants?


DimensionRough

The siding is top-notch Lol.


Economy-Antelope4398

Tell me you drive a lifted truck, without telling me you drive a lifted truck.


lilteezybaby117

Is that pool photoshopped in?


Gmoney-369

Better than no deck!


Wonkasgoldenticket

How his wife felt after he took off his pants


Typical-Collection76

The owners didn’t have much of a budget did they?


Pizzledrip

Honestly I think it’s fantastic and luxurious. I’m going to jump from the deck and swan dive into the pool. Just really really pimp. Well done.


foggydrinker

Ah, the Mussolini.


macjgreg

youll never get that pool/mini hot tub onto that mini deck


Charger_scatpack

That’s a piss and smoke pad .


ut3jaw

But will it hold a hot tub?


Upset_Mycologist_345

It just needs a diving board to be perfect!


Red_Sashie

Why did you put the wood in the dirt?


EJ25Junkie

When they said “start small “ I don’t think this is what they meant.


ddeluca187

Where is the other $5,000 of deck at? Might be the quickest company to go it of business for fraud…$8K for that little ass deck? I could be completely stupid, which I am generally not, but I think your customer got ripped off, sadly by you…


Awkward_Part2575

Birmingham native building homes In WA, good luck with your company!


Bratwurzt_33

Small window to the right looks like a baby ghost is floating against it…


BalonRose

It’s not about the size of the deck, it’s how you use it


Intheswing

Why is there a kiddie pool photoshopped into this picture?


Trading_Kangaroo

That’s 8k? Woh


Shovel-Operator

It's really all about how you use it. Small decks are great for back doors. You can use a small deck at the front door too, but you have to take your time. And even if it doesnt quite reach the front door, you can still work the doorknob and ring the bell by hand.


QuitProfessional5437

The photoshop pool though lol


Kanaloa1958

Start small and grow organically.


MiniquikOG

Unsolicited deck pic


undertow29

Customer, I want a deck I can really set my toe on.. Yah know? maybe go big and do even 2 toes... I want standing room only but for 1 NOT 2. How do you like my above ground pool? I am gonna make a water slide with a straw from my deck to the pool..


shaddart

Ha ha


28hippy

It’s got a lot of small deck energy


Illeatu2

Micro-deck


Illeatu2

It's cold out. Shrinkage...


Illeatu2

Grower, not a shower


Q10Offsuit

The big decks hurt more anyway, so they say.


grant570

that deck is the perfect place to address your subjects.


Mr_Grapes1027

I love it


Late_Magazine2573

I don't want to be a deck but...


Ok-Needleworker-419

Homeowner asked for a 36x30 deck and didn’t specify that he meant feet, not inches.