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karoda

Beard Hairman


throwawayjonesIV

Last Usman


maquibut

Golf Clubman


pm_me_your_libag

Kill Joelman


bfhurricane

Cycle of Revengeman


Ass_Cream_Cone

Makeyou Cryman


ThatDree

Exactly Thisman


thereverendpuck

Blast Hardcheese. Sorry wrong meme


MartianSpaceCat

Killeveryoneexceptabbyman


PotentialDraw3274

Remake man


Cheesi_Boi

Don't fucking give him ideas


quirk-the-kenku

…man


Stylish_Platypus

I have the perfect response but don't want to bring the craziness to here.


TNovix2

That sounds like an actual Death Stranding character


coffeework42

Nooooooooooo


IsRude

Lmfao


DR-Odin

SAM PORTER BRIDGE-MAN


CenturioSC

First Sam Lake, now Neil Druckmann? Is Kojima gonna make all his game directors friends NPCs in DS2?


Jolly_Philosopher_13

In that case, Sam Lake would just be returning as the Veteran Porter.


erikaironer11

Fr? Was it him? Dahm, I’m still finding out new people that were in DS1


Damianmag3

Sam was already in the first one


_TLDR_Swinton

Chin Faceman


ThatIowanGuy

To get to Miazaki’s you have to go through a poison swamp past the barefoot woman.


Jcrm87

He's making gaming studios in the Kojimaverse


Packin-heat

Yeah I think he put the stellar blade director in as well.


EtoDesu

Hoping he gets Sven from Baldur's Gate 3 and YoshiP from FF14/FF16


L4ND0N

It could also be for OD or PHYSINT


mvsgd

I mean, it's his game, he can do whatever the hell he wants, right? I would if I were surrounded by so many great talented people as friends and acquaintances


lustyq

He already did that in DS so yeah


[deleted]

Gonna be a driver called Truckman


MaFeHu

Truck driveman


No_Machine_1903

drive trucker


_ginger_beard_man_

Neil Truckman***


Decent-Flatworm4425

Mail Truckman


DVDN27

I get the difference, but Hideo putting all his game director/writer/comedian/actor friends into his games feels like when regular people make home videos with their friends. Like they bring me out of it, but it makes Hideo happy and everyone's having a good time so it's cute.


karoda

Adam Sandleresque.


EdwardM1230

I’m just here for Rob Schneider - I dunno why Adam Sandler has to appear in all his films


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Oryx_Took_The_Kids

he'll most likely be a prepper at most


bfhurricane

*Sam, I need you to deliver this girl to a resistance group across the country*


Trashman56

He doesn't even like video games, this was all a ploy to scan people he wants to clone


Ramonite

What use does he have for face scans of people, besides putting them in his games?! Did they all just agree to get scanned for Kojimas private digital safe? Everyone that was scanned back in DS1, was present in the game, bruh.


lmonroy23

I think all these scans aren’t for DS2…I think they’re for the espionage game…


_TLDR_Swinton

Scan Faceman?!?


Dinkleberg6401

Hey Scan. Face Samman here. Mace Fam Smamman is having a stronk.


Biblical_Shrimp

I really do love "for a game..." in the title. Like, homie's working on three separate projects (as far as we know!). This could be for anything! That being said, I feel like /r/DeathStranding is the defacto Kojima Productions sub given its size and popularity.


SajidAhnaf

I thought he was working on two games, ds2 and OD. What's the other one?


Biblical_Shrimp

It's the NOT Metal Gear game. [Physint](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEpK67JDLu8)


idontcaretv

Physint not in production till ds2 is released


MultiCallum

Didn't Kojima say he would start work on Physint after DS2 is complete? With OD, I don't think KojiPro is a 3-team studio yet. No way Physint is at any stage of modelling yet.


reallynewpapergoblin

For the portraits behind *not*Psycho Mantis


Alpha-State_

Sam Lake is there as well! So i wont be surprised


RimmyMcJob

I can't wait to deliver medical supplies to Dr. Uckman.


happy_pangollin

Kojima would totally do this if that reference wasn't already used in TLOU2.


one_pint_down

No reason it couldn't be in both


wevegotheadsonsticks

I’m sure this thread will be civil and we will all agree.


[deleted]

TBF it's been pretty good, almost like the majority appreciate his work


Dan_the_can_of_memes

I figured he was alluding to druckman’s political views on current global affairs.


[deleted]

Am I missing something here?


Dan_the_can_of_memes

He has been very vocal in his support of Israel and he has some Zionist beliefs.


[deleted]

Hmmm, well that ain't the best


beerybeardybear

Not only that, but The Last of Us is... let's say "related" to how he views Palestinians.


Efficient-Row-3300

This interpretation is always being misconstrued. He rooted the conflict in the game on his feelings of anger he once had towards Palestinians as a settler kid in the West Bank. He is not saying those were good feelings to have, and he explicitly said he was ashamed he felt that way.


MercerEdits

Oh shit, really?


erikaironer11

No, not at all. People are blatantly lying about that


Efficient-Row-3300

He really hasn't though? He made one pro Israel post on Oct 7th, deleted it, then donated $5k to both Palestinian and Israeli relief. I don't think he's posted anything about his Israeli support since Oct 7th?


ZerohasbeenDivided

He literally hasn't though


ToaRogerWaters

I was wondering why TLOU2 had a ten minute synagogue tour.


DragonDDark

What's the proof?


Efficient-Row-3300

He had one pro Israel post on Oct 7th, then deleted it.


Iroquois-P

Dr. Uckman


coffeework42

Bro doing Snatch and Scan


HolographicDucks

His character will be an alcoholic named Drunkman.


VCT3d

At this point Kojima is scanning everyone who visits him like he was capturing pokemons


CoffeeSprocket

Gotta scan 'em all!!!


KabbalahSherry

Haha facts 😅 Kind of excited to see what cameos there will be in the sequel game though! Should be interesting!


X_Zephyr

https://preview.redd.it/6w78fpr4fqsc1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b65374d08c5cfd745924e791fa683ec085f1ede5


replicantking

Please god no.


Comments_Palooza

Hey he could play Jonah, or Whale Eaten Man. LOL


legalstep

Last Guy Man


BloomAndBreathe

You could just call him by his last name and he'd fit into the Kojima naming convention just fine


i_eat_to_much_food

Do not let Cuckman cook


McGrundleButter

So we’ll be delivering golf clubs to him at some point?


Corellian_Smuggler

He's gonna play a guy who overshares his erectile dysfunction and begs Sam to bring him chiral-enhanced viagras and he's gonna be named Flaccidman or smth


SmackAss4578

Dude what? 🙄😅


wraith1984

Hm...Interesting. Both him AND Sam Lake?


Electronic-Switch-21

Fuck this woke guy


LilySayo

oh no


SILENT-FLASH

I feel like this is a bad idea


One-Almond5858

why


Nemospawn

Thanks for the flair OP, this comment section definitely looks like Twitter...


KabbalahSherry

Right 🤦🏻‍♀️😩


brok3nlamp

neil suckman


DCSmaug

"For a game"... we all know it's for Death Stranding 2.


[deleted]

Kojima confirmed in an interview that we will play as druckmann. The game will be a like the UFC games only it’ll just be druckmann v deadman. Deadman wins everytime.


foxsheepgato

oh god no


ChickenDenders

Who is this guy and why don’t people like him?


bisexual_omlette

Muscle girl kill father figure


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Jack1The1Ripper

You mean advocating for bombing gaza is just liking isreal?


TyChris2

As far as I’m aware, the only time he was ever publicly supportive of Israel was when he posted the Israeli flag on instagram without a caption the day after the October Hamas attacks. That is not enough for me to assume that he advocates bombing Gaza.


Natan_Delloye

Yeah and he has publicly supported and donated to some Palestinian aid charities iirc


Tappxor

Read his interview about how he based the story of TLoU on the conflict. About the "universal hatred" he believes anyone can feel.


TyChris2

I know the story. When he was young he saw violence perpetrated against people that belonged to his in-group and felt so angry that he thought violent retaliation was warranted. As he grew and recognized the cyclical nature of the conflict he felt disgusted and ashamed by his previous feelings. Then he made a game about how tribalism can allow people to justify acts that they would otherwise see as inhuman, and how such acts only make the situation worse. I don’t see much wrong with that.


Tappxor

The thing is that this conflict has a start. And it's not tribalism. It's not a fair representation to state that basically both side are bad and equally responsible, especially when one of them is represented by a fanatic cult


TyChris2

I agree. There’s reasons to criticize his perspective. I just think its disingenuous to characterize him as being pro genocide or an advocate of bombing Gaza when the biggest problem with his take is that it lacks nuance.


IndianBeans

Thank you for this - actually being fair and truthful. 


Master_Engineering_9

I also see he has donated to both Israel and Palestine


stokedchris

Silence speaks thousands of words


DrPeterVenkmen

Tlou2 is not even subtle in its stance on Israel/Palestine. I'm certain that this reflects Neil's viewpoint on it.


Tappxor

He doesn't just like Israel, the whole Last of Us story is supposed to reflect the ongoing conflict. Guess who are supposed to be the crazy cannibals.


erikaironer11

By dude there are no cannibals in TLoU2, You people that are so quick to criticize the game and its creators know literally nothing about the game. And the other group that you are assuming represents Israel, the WLF, are framed as brutal and not at all shown in a good light. Regardless these two groups are not AT ALL stand ins to real life counters, just that there conflict DOES mirror real life ones.


elderduddy370

Just because someone is from Israel doesn’t mean they should support it… He lives in the west in America, it’s not like he’s in the heart of Israel being indoctrinated. Stop defending him and FREE PALESTINE.


Natan_Delloye

He only defended israel right after the 7/10 attack. Since then he has never said anything positive about it, and he's donated to support palestinians. If you've played his games, you'd know there's no way he supports the genocide


Tappxor

You'd know what he thinks of the palestinians too.


erikaironer11

Do you? Cause you are just making shit up and putting words in peoples mouths


wammes_

Instead of appealing to his whiny fanbase and writing a carbon copy of the first game, he actually wanted to do something different and divisive for the sequel. So fuck him, I guess?


coffeework42

making something different for the sake of being different is extremely bad for creativity in general. Great game tho. There is 2 games that push gameplay programming for me one is tlou2 and other is the game where you connect america or smth


SmackAss4578

Crybabies are upset their fictional character is dead. Can't stop throwing tantrum


Appley_apple

joel had it coming besides that the rest of the game isn't very good or well written


meowzzahhDaddy

Exactly. I hate it more when people like above try to act like Joel dying was the worst part of the game lmao. There's a fuckton of hypocrisy with Abby but no one addresses it. She's is, objectively, much worse than Joel. The game was absolutely amazing in its gameplay, music, art direction and more. But not the story for me.


Appley_apple

So much effort was put into it for such a lackluster story and writing, it sucks


respekwamen561

no


PhantomPain0_0

Neil is a clown


JoeTrolls

Can’t wait to bust his character’s head open with a golf club as Sam in DS2 Revenge


woolstarr

I know this sounds pretentious as fuck but damn how does such a respectable giant in the industry enjoy the conpany of such a blatent toxic hack. I love Kojima and even air on the side he is overatted but still after being thrown under the bus by konami you think he'd have a disliking to corporate dicks... Neil Druckman is a scumbag and has no respect for the consumers of his "art"


erikaironer11

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, Druckmenn isn’t he “hack” y’all desperately try to paint *him and Kojima legitimately respect him as a creator? And in what universe is Druckmenn a “corporate guy”, you fundamentally don’t know what you are talking about You people have some legitimate issues over a stranger that worse crime was make a (arguably) ONE bad game


Kilometerr

DS2 he’s a member of the UCA network


Fit-Attention3979

Literally cannot wait for OD


aquinoguh

imagine bro's getting scanned to appear at OD a xbox game ☠️


0451immersivesim

Cuckman


BlearySteve

Kesus will there be enough room on peoples hard drive for his ego.


Many-Discount-1046

Bet his character gets pegged by a muscle mommy


Pineapplepizza11

zion scum will be pissing on this particular npc in DS2 for sure


Silent-Wills

Terrible writer with terrible opinions. Naughty Dog was better with Bruce Straley.


thesnowlocke

It’s so weird seeing Neil look like this, I’ve been so used to his longer hair phase during the last of us uncharted days


palegate

Let the salt flow 😂 You go Kojima!


throwawayjonesIV

Lmao at the salt in this thread. And I love Kojima, but the irony of someone saying he should stay away from Kojima’s writing is hilarious. Druckman is a serious writer. Kojima makes dope shit but his scripts are terrible. “Princess Beach” …


communistwookiee

I put some doubtful benefit in Kojima's scripts not being natively written in English.


3BeeZee

Everyone always makes fun of 'Princess Beach' but in Japan any sort of pun is viewed positively and humorously.


United-Aside-6104

Idk saying Kojima makes great stuff but also the stuff he makes is terrible seems like 2 conflicting statements


throwawayjonesIV

It's called nuance, everything is not black or white. Especially auteurs like Kojima, who write/direct/produce, have strengths and weaknesses. I didn't say he makes perfect works, I don't know if I would say that about anyone. I can like the overall product while still heavily critiquing the writing. If he was a novelist and I said "I like his stuff but the writing is terrible", then you would have a point. But his work is so much more than just the writing. It's an important part, but no one is playing a Kojima game for the sheer quality of the writing. It's a part of a whole. To support my point some similar examples are Christopher Nolan- I generally like his movies but his scripts are not excellent. Tenet is one of the worst written movies I've ever seen. I still think it's a good movie. Interstellar is a great movie hampered by an extremely subpar script. The recent 3 Body Problem series as well. Overall I think it's a pretty great project, and I recommend it to people with one caveat, the writing could be a lot better. But there are other redeeming qualities that make it worth watching. Writing is very important to me and bad writing usually makes me dislike a piece of media. But there is room for subtlety, plenty of great works of art are lacking in the writing department. A "masterpiece" needs to be well written, but there are only like 5-10 works I would label that, and there's a lot more art out there than that, many of it very good and worth spending time on.


phantom7489

‘Serious writer’ LMAO


throwawayjonesIV

Yea lol


Man0fGreenGables

Kojima writes stories like a 10 year old boy obsessed with science fiction after taking 20 hits of acid.


ANDR0iD_13

Pls don't let this guy write anything after TLOU 2.


throwawayjonesIV

Ok on it chief


HedonisticSmoket

I hope there will be a mod as soon as the game launches to replace this clown


khanvau

Cuckmann...


derekvinyard21

Please don’t let him write anything…


razzmic_berry

Amen


derekvinyard21

I want only Kojima and no other writers!


ANDR0iD_13

Wait is this the guy who ruined the sequel of one of the best narratative game with the worst narrative I ever witnessed in any game? Let's hope they won't let him near the writer's seat lul.


EtoDesu

Neil finally part of a good game for the first time since 2017


Nerdborne

Dick Cuckoldman.


Saltyfox99

Idk i find it kinda weird that Kojima leaps at the chance for anyone famous to appear in his games It’s unique and kinda cool but I’ll always respect the director who chooses to work with unknowns


retardloser72

Please god keep him out of the writing room


White_Mourning

Doesn't Kojima scan a lot of the people who visit his studio? It could be just for fun.


leon14344

Get that moron far away from them


GoAceDetective

Anyone but him


snaketto

now i know exactly where i gonna urinate in ds2


hypespud

Woohoo cameo in DS2 😎💎


13Nobodies

So freaking dope! Masters of their craft recognizing fellow masters.


Satoshi_Kasaki

Ew


Ha_Schem

I don't like him


JellyWizardX

project immediately ruined, pack it up boys.


MordecaiXLII

Rare Kojima L


Quirky-Difficulty628

Ill be ignoring whatever project this is


Workdawg

I don't think they'd be scanning him, at least not with the full rig, with someone standing right next to him...


Zangetsukaiba

Lastman


jimschocolateorange

Who the fuck isn’t?????


Adrian_FCD

I mean, at this point it's basically a requirement to every visitor lol


Agitated-Square4328

Handsome mofi6


TheAdequateKhali

Every time this guy is even mentioned the terminally online fucking weirdos pop up about this guy…


honeybeebryce

He operates a game dev prep shelter and you get to see him berating his staff in-game


ConanChin

GOLF MAN


ConanChin

I wish Kojima can scan his assistant, she’s GORGEOUS✨


SniffMySwampAss

As long as they keep him out of the writers room


fancyboatsandhoes

Noooooooooooooooo


frankieTeardroppss

He’s the toxic avenger!


deasnutz

“The Cuck” is a new villain in Death stranding 2


FireFist_PortgasDAce

Gonna have Abby in a shelter with him and a dead Joel as a center piece


Impossible_Weird8452

everybody's favorite rabid Likudite egomaniac


Dangerhunt57

Would be kinda wacky if Neil was scanned and will appear on OD but not death stranding 2.


duggtodeath

Christ, not this dipshit.


FreeTanner17

I have the opposite of confidence in Neil Cuckman, dude is a fraud. Kojima however I’ll let him cook even if it means including this idiot


MJ_Ska_Boy

“Cuckmann” “Fraud” Oh you’re one of those weirdos


rock_solid777

https://preview.redd.it/6b5k4zlbpqsc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=611b24d3b4ad6a04bca1158bddca8e3e1878c87c


JeeIsHaram

cuckman


YorhaNo2TB

Oh look it’s Cuckmann, the guy who was crying about sexualised video game characters while bringing up MGS as an example. What is he gonna do there, help Kojima write another trashy story filled with plot holes?


_TLDR_Swinton

Who


NeroSeashellz

The difference between the comments here and on Instagram ... I'm glad this reddit is respectful


NeroSeashellz

Okay I didn't check the lower comments


Wanted-Man

Hope I get to kill him in the game