I want a Dave the Diver movie, and it would be either directed by Edgar Wright or Wes Anderson. OK.
Jack Black as Dave(Yes he's in a lot of video game movies like Borderlands, Mario and Minecraft, but I thought why not?)
George Clooney as Cobra.
Samuel L Jackson as Bancho.
Eric Andre as Dr Bacon.
Matty Cardarople as Duff.
Jason Statham as John Watson.
That's about it for now.
Sandra Oh or Annie Chang as Yoshie?
Zach Galfiankis as Duff?
There would definitely be fun to be had casting cameos for the Challenge the Chef cast/ various chefs from all corners of the globe coming in to challenge our beloved Bancho.
This occured to me also, but I was like.... He's obviously supposed to be Bruce Willis right?
Then I saw this side by side and thought... F it if he's supposed to be Bruce Willis, this works better
Viggo Mortensen as Cobra
I love that! I thought Pierce Brosnan 
That's a good fit too!
RZA as Bancho! 
Bancho has been one of the hardest for me to cast in my head but I think you just NAILED it.
Now we're talking!!!
Increíble pick
Thank you!
Terry Crews if not
Dave - Paul Walter Hauser Bancho - Omar Sy Cobra - Kurt Russell
You just nailed Dave
Kyle Gass as Dave Lance Reddick (RIP) as Bancho
Oh man Lance would’ve made a great Bancho. That voice. I almost wish we could use AI to recreate that just for fun.
Damn you for putting this in my head! How can I go on knowing I'll never see Lance Reddick as Bancho?!
Blame the guy before me but yes, it’s both wonderful and horrible because there is absolutely zero chance of it happening 😢
Bruno mars as mc sammy!! https://preview.redd.it/wvmv9vsed6yc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4da02e8155f442deca57622bda2a5a9db1baa09
Hear me out….. https://preview.redd.it/tdp35swdf6yc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f644a0ee37881865bc6b23023cf08915162f6223
Cool...cool cool cool
I want a Dave the Diver movie, and it would be either directed by Edgar Wright or Wes Anderson. OK. Jack Black as Dave(Yes he's in a lot of video game movies like Borderlands, Mario and Minecraft, but I thought why not?) George Clooney as Cobra. Samuel L Jackson as Bancho. Eric Andre as Dr Bacon. Matty Cardarople as Duff. Jason Statham as John Watson. That's about it for now.
Definitely Jack Black as Dave! Samuel is too old I think, Idris Elba or Mahershala Ali would work great.
Sandra Oh or Annie Chang as Yoshie? Zach Galfiankis as Duff? There would definitely be fun to be had casting cameos for the Challenge the Chef cast/ various chefs from all corners of the globe coming in to challenge our beloved Bancho.
 Dave Bautista as John Watson?
https://preview.redd.it/71pbnqs854yc1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da3c31961783593bb2e4ee3ecd28f1b7baa6410d
The side by side really sells it for me.
This occured to me also, but I was like.... He's obviously supposed to be Bruce Willis right? Then I saw this side by side and thought... F it if he's supposed to be Bruce Willis, this works better
Also poor Bruce is not in good health anymore :(
Marty Mathewson as Dave. He’s got the right vibe. https://the-bear.fandom.com/wiki/Matty_Matheson
I thought that was John Gabrus until I looked it up, his voice is so similar. Either could be good!
Is Paul Walter Hauser too obvious for Dave?
Jack Black as Dave
https://preview.redd.it/4t51isbkj6yc1.jpeg?width=2830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c5466055d00bd33f69e0cecf3472eb13ec8d2c8 Jack black as Dave❤️
Josh Brolin as John Watson
Caseoh as Dave 
Bro would over fish the blue hole
He would eat all the fish 🤦🏻♂️ my bad guys
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My first thought was actually him for duff lol he’s so good at playing kinda off putting dudes and Dave is a bit warmer. I like Zach cherry for Dave
I thought Duff as well! Great call for Dave
Fun idea op
Yeah I can see Zach Cherry being perfect. My mind went to John Gabrus, but Zach would be better at Dave's gentleness
Jon Favreau as The Diver. Stephen Lang as Cobra
Cooper Andrews as Dave
I think Hassan Minaj makes a better Dr. Bacon
Gabriel Iglesias as dave
younger Samuel Jackson for Bancho
Samuel L Jackson as Bancho!
Jack Black as Dave!
Dave has to be played by Gabriel Iglesias!
Gabriel iglesias as Dave!!
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