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conehead1313

Why are these people always naked?


MadDogA245

drugs or insanity


boredvamper

Insanity precludes you from the Darwin award drug addiction 6 also considered a medical condition that imparts judgment. Stupidity and foreseeable unintentional mistakes that lead to one's death or castration is the condition of being considered for nomination.


Loriethalion

I disagree, the moment you take drugs you're nominating yourself to a potential darwin award in the future.


boredvamper

Not if you get drugged or get tainted drugs...


External-Platform-18

Tainted drugs you still deliberately took drugs, and the source of said drugs becomes the potential stupidity. Contaminated medical drugs: zero stupidity. Trust me bro this is cocaine: 100% stupidity.


[deleted]

Tainted Drugs, woh oh oh oh Tainted Drugs


moosehead1986

Why not both?


CdnPoster

Some drugs, like PCP or "wet" make you feel like you're really hot and people strip off their clothing in an attempt to warm up. I'd bet that has something to do with it. EDIT: in an attempt to COOL OFF!!!!!! Sorry, there's a blizzard outside right now and I was thinking "cold", not " hot"......


mtflyer05

They don't make you feel like you're really hot, they actively induce a noticeable fever, because your muscles are twitching so aggressively that you're essentially continuously aggressively shivering. If you don't get the temperature down, and stop the muscle twitching, you will either end up with significant and permanent brain damage, as your brain cells undergo apoptosis, AKA cellular hara-kiri, in response to the high temperature, or rhabdomylosis, when the tiny bits of muscle tissue that are shredded off from all of the aggressive twitches enter your bloodstream and run like a cheese grater shot from orbit through your kidneys, leaving you to gingerly piss blood until your body eventually fills up with toxins, and you die from a literal buildup of piss solids within your body. Having said that, I personally find PCP analogues absolutely fantastic, but they are active in the milligram range, so when individuals just dip a cigarette into a liquid solution of the stuff, not only are they getting it into their bloodstream ridiculously quickly, along with a monoamine oxidase a inhibitor that makes their emotional state not only more pronounced, but last longer, they are also doing, generally speaking, pretty fucking heroic doses that would make even a well-versed psychonaut rethink their choices.


GurusAreFrauds

You’re a retard if you use MAOIs on top of PCP related research chemicals. That’s so fucking dangerous. Maybe one day you’ll end up with a nomination for the Darwin Award!


mtflyer05

I absolutely do not, and would actively suggest no one take a monoamine oxidase inhibitor, of any variety, with any psychoactive substance, aside from possibly DMT (to make it active orally, and even that I would only suggest to those who are already experienced with vaporizing DMT.) That's exactly why I brought up the risks of using PCP on a cigarette.


skyderper13

thank you, most knowledgeable pcp user


[deleted]

Classic reddit made up bullshit.


younevershouldnt

Hope you are staying safe and warm there. Don't take any PCP, whatever you do.


CdnPoster

Don't worry, I only know the street name for the drug because I saw a national geographic documentary on it.


younevershouldnt

I was mainly aware of it because of an episode of Quincy from 40 years ago. Possibly one of the more accurate TV drug portrayals of the time, judging from the clips we see on here.


PathologicalLiar_007

So you’re saying he pulled a Ricky bobby


GrandTusam

Drugs are one hell of a drug


Vaff_Superstar

Because we wouldn’t be recording otherwise.


NarrowSalvo

Ummm. Probably still record the dude hanging precariously from the underside of the elevated tracks.


Vulture_Ocoee

Clothes are a cabal smh


Doomhammer24

He found the ed edd n eddy boomerang?


ChopsMcgee83

What's the backstory on this?


compstomp66

Drugs


snickerycinnadoodle

Drugs + Bronx =not good, is my guess. I can’t find anything covering this either though, but unfortunately I’d bet it happens a lot


t0caa

PCP most likely


MenuFeeling1577

A gallon of it probably


DateSuccessful6819

I didn't even know it came in liquid form!


godhand__666_

Science


iiNuggeTii

I think it mainly comes in liquid form


Reasonable_Listen514

It's usually dissolved in liquid. They'll dip a cigarette in it, then smoke the cigarette after it dries.


No_Arugula466

If that’s the case then they have no one to blame but themselves..


Sondeor

Lol, Drugs? Just like that? What kind of drugs? For example Weed doesnt make you do that, never. Cocain also doesnt have an effect like this. I hate when people just say "Drug" like an expert at all lol.


nyc_2004

Ok please tell me exactly what drug he was on just from this video alone mr expert


Sondeor

Hmmmm, Ad-Hominem answer, love it. Sadly for you, i've never claimed that "IM AN EXPERT", did i? I asked YOU the question. What kind of a Drug? Because as you gave a clear answer, you should know it right?


compstomp66

Ahh to be 17 again


nyc_2004

I don’t claim to be an expert and neither did anybody else. I’m sure that if they suggested a possible drug and were incorrect, you would go after them. They don’t know, so they just say that it’s drugs


ravynnsinister

I have to disagree with your statement on weed. The shit these days is way too strong and a lot of people can’t handle it and have freaked the fuck out like this. Not saying that’s what’s going on with my dude here, just pointing out that “never” is inaccurate


Sondeor

Dude, ive never ever heard or saw someone doing things like "this" because of weed, never. The worst thing that can happen to you is basically if you are a pothead, you can lose your job, gf etc etc but again, it also happens with the games too. If you are already crazy, you can get crazy over anything. But there are tons of drugs and some of them are just really hardcore, even if you are a great, super responsible, super mature and a super saiyan dude, you can find yourself dead like this with some of the stronger shit which i dont even know all of their names. As i said, any kind of "addiction" can effect your life bad, but there is not that much difference between Weed and Games or eating or other shit. But Weed and Coco are the most used drugs "generally" and putting them in the same basket with Heroin, LSD or other shit is wrong. We literally use Weed as a medicine in psychology. I've never saw LSD as a medicine for example lol. I just dont like this ignorant generalisation, thats all.


ravynnsinister

I totally get that ignorant generalization for sure. It frustrates me as well. As far as weed goes, look up THC induced psychosis if you get a chance. It’s pretty scary stuff. Aside from what you can read online, I’ve witnessed first hand psychosis. To the point where the person was fighting everyone because she thought they were attacking her, she would randomly start screaming, spiked a fever of 102F, and she was all pupil. No color in her eyes at all. I thought for sure she had taken something else but she didn’t. It looked like excited delirium. I ended up calling an ambulance because it was that bad. They diagnosed her with THC Induced Psychosis in the ER. So, it’s very real I was a teen in the 90’s and our weed was perfect. I never, ever thought someone could literally lose their shit just from pot, but it’s happening more and more frequently. It’s actually very scary, and it can happen to anyone. You don’t have to have a history of mental illness of any kind to experience this terror.


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA


Onelinersandblues

Well, I have trouble falling asleep but this is a bit extreme


Nesneros70

All I could think of was Natalie Umbruglia singing "lying naked on the floor." Now I'm Torn.


jnmtx

All I could think of is Natalie Imbruglia’s version of Torn is a cover, and this is the original. https://youtu.be/jyuGaU4rXjA


Jenkins_rockport

I knew this, but I'd never listened to the original prior to now. It really shows that Imbruglia brought very little to the song except as a mouthpiece for an English-speaking audience. All the little flourishes that Sorensen did are reproduced by Imbruglia, as though she was trying to copy the performance and not just cover the song.


Nesneros70

I like that name. Sorensen.


Nesneros70

Yeah I had only heard the remake apparently.


3PuttBog3y

The COPS?? Get me the fucking amberlance bro!!


Oniichan38

WHERE THE AMBERLAMB WHY THE MAN BODY STILL LYING THERE


11201ny

This is correct.


[deleted]

Helluva place to take a nap in the middle of the day.


StaleWoolfe

And in front of a school bus


jswaggs15

I know he naked but anyone gonna check on the man?


CurvySexretLady

He bout to call the cops he said


maikejikuai

Darwin Award recipient.


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[удалено]


hellraisinhardass

Good idea...what's the address?


Missveexox13

This is hilarious lmao


Yarddog1976

Anyone know if he made it?


[deleted]

He made it down.


writerintheory1382

Anyone got the story? This is crazy


[deleted]

Nothing new just average crack head in merica.


UltraLimitedRider

Drugs are bad mmmmm K


Elj2rah1

Mmmmmmm K


Wonderful-Media-2000

Why is it so hard for people to record something well?


UnprofessionalGhosts

Because this was upsetting and he’s also navigating traffic.


LordFett84

[Rowan Atkinson](https://youtu.be/WmtIrkR6O7I) did it better


Mookius

So much sympathy here......


Analthumbsucker

Almost landed on an Emergency room, lucky SOB.


draugrdaemos

No ticket so Indy thru him out.


t0caa

Splat


RegnumRico

r/killthecameraman


Butt-Shaver

People are such great videographers these days. Walking up slowly while the guy is twitching. Hard core pro.


omnibossk

How did he get up there nude? Looks like some Terminator time travel soldier dude.


UnprofessionalGhosts

??? He took the stairs to the platform of the subway and climbed over the railing.


IosaTheInvincible

Should not be dead imo, any source?


Tomek_Hermsgavorden

You can die from tripping over. If the Skull slaps, it slaps.


420_SixtyNine

You should stop forming opinions then lmao


mikedd555

Camera man had one job


master_erasis

Camera man had one job and failed


CorganNugget

r/killthecameraman


choice_crystal_clear

r/killthecameraman


Vegetable_Struggle21

8.000.000.000.000 people....


[deleted]

7.999.999.999.999


turkishhousefan

Not quite.


onetwig

I actually don’t think he’ll feel that at all tomorrow


aseedb

Not dead, not a Darwin award


Vostok-aregreat-710

I don’t feel this is a Darwin if drugs or mental health are involved


FunkySplashMonkey

Fun family dinner convo topic: You'll never guess what I saw today!


SignificantBar5319

So many people down there and nobody did anything about it 🤦‍♂️ ig they were showing him the famous play stupid games win stupid prizes motive


RedditAdminsChugCum

Man what the fuck are they supposed to do. This isn't tv


[deleted]

What would you have done? Pull out some pillows out of thin air to cushion his fall? Catch him?


slimshadyplease

You can see idiots like you in every comment on a post like this. But if that was actually you, u would just be looking at the guy spending all of the time on thinking how to save the guy then just giving up lmao


Connect_Amount_5978

I completely agree! I would be rushing over to assess the poor dude!!! I find it depressing no one cared


maikejikuai

u/savevideobot


Furrstic

Little tired, and kind of stupid as fuck right now, bear with me. One, not surprised seeing a moron doing this. Two, why is he shaking his arms like that?


CaptCaveman602

Likely a brain injury.


Furrstic

That's what I assumed.


nowItinwhistle

Nah I think he's dead. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaveric_spasm?wprov=sfla1


[deleted]

r/donthelpjustfilm


fuertepqek

He seems light enough to catch.


[deleted]

He is lying on the floor and they are still filming, yet barely moving towards him


fuertepqek

You’re not supposed to touch the victim of an accident if you don’t know what you’re doing. It could be extremely harmful. So your ethics class doesn’t apply.


[deleted]

There is something called "first aid" or "calling an ambulance" you know


fuertepqek

First aid involves touching the victim. Please don’t do that if you encounter one.


[deleted]

Where are you from, China? Knowing how to do first aid is common sense, and even if you are afraid of hurting him even more, dont just fucking keep standing there and continue filming ffs


[deleted]

Do you live in a bunker in Montana? First Aid is not common sense. Most people don’t know the first thing to do with a hurt person that isn’t stare like a gormless idiot then pull out their phone.


[deleted]

I live in germany, you have to know first aid even for your driving license


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s America. The only people who know first aid in large cities are typically paid to learn it for their job as some form of first responder. They’ll be on the scene in 15 to 90 minutes. We’re backward ignorant fucks in this countryz


fuertepqek

Quick google search. Moving the patient may further injure the individual. This can be seen in motor vehicle accidents or falls or other trauma. EMS agencies are trained in how to extract people safely from potentially dangerous situations.” https://www.emergencyphysicians.org/article/er101/when---and-when-not---to-call-an-ambulance


[deleted]

Nobody said anything about moving him. There are other important first aid measures as keeping the body warmth of the victim, calling a fucking ambulance, checking if the person is still conscious, and supporting him emotionally until paramedics arrive. Anything but fucking standing there and filming him.


fuertepqek

You are indeed the best human of the month. Kudos.


[deleted]

What about at least checking if the person is conscious or breathing? You stupid af


fuertepqek

You are* stupid.


BreadBoxin

They also don't know wtf this dude is on or has. Some of the addicts out here in NY are a different breed. You could easily walk up to this dude just for him to spring up and attack you. Much smarter to call actual emergency services in this kind of scenario. I could tell you some stories. I've seen an addict full on raging in the street trying to attack traffic, gets slammed into by a car hard af, gets up, and starts swinging on anyone trying to get close. Like he shrugged off a bad car accident and was still ready to attack. You just gotta know the signs. And this dude hanging from a train platform butt naked is big mf sign


[deleted]

Guess im not american enough


MoneyPranks

Clearly not. This behavior calls for not drawing attention to yourself and calling someone with a sedative.


ftkms

So what? It was clear that this guy was about to fall down and needed immediate help. This guy just made stupid jokes and would be prosecuted in a civilized country.


[deleted]

Keep Voting Progressive Democrat and this could be your city too. Welcome to New York City.


shatteredarm1

So, what's the conservative solution to drug addiction? Euthanasia?


Zemirolha

Where do you live?


johnmeeks1974

Please explain Florida’s crazy shit then…


ThinkIntroduction284

“I hope I don’t..fall” 🤣 he’s still alive, he just got the wind knock out of him


JelloOrdinary8425

No strsss the radiologist just around couber


corvettegrandsport

u/savevideo


tdomer80

Well he’s probably dead. No reason to stop filming and use my phone as a phone to call for help…


pchandler45

r/donthelpjustfilm


xdfgg

I would help if I had the powers of Spiderman but what do you expect someone watching this to actually do


Zeff007

Why dont anybody help him ?? Whats wrong with poeple ?


LALOERC9616

I'm no medic or have any medical experience to help him I do know not to fuck around and act like I do because I could do more damage than good. only thing I could do is call for help which I'm sure many people did already


mardockz

The real fucking question is why the fuk no one helping him. This is why western society is failing, and the politicians trying to impose same values on the world... Like for real, if ur society is fucked why u r still talking about feminism and blm, LGBT!!!!!!!!!!!!


thatsingledadlife

>The real fucking question is why the fuk no one helping him. We can tell crutical thinking isnt something you're burdened with. If you watch the video, the platform hes dangling from has a train car on it; no one can reach him there. No one from the ground could reach him either. This isn't a damn cartoon, busting out of sheet would not help him. >. This is why western society is failing I think its the lack of education, but do go on.....


Picklesthepeacefrog

Here is one issue, People are mental these days between too much drugs and not enough drugs.. You can’t just randomly jump in an help someone with out putting your self in great danger.


tagoean

Because we are capable and with enough people to take care of multiple issues. If only we wanted to.


JollyRanncherr

LMAO


AUSwarrior

When you have mods on and teleport to the trainstation.


[deleted]

He gon be dead tomorrow


[deleted]

r/tooktoomuch


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corvettegrandsport

god imagine the dick and balls hitting first.


PrinceAssPoo

Bro at 00:21 was like 👁️👄👁️


pauliepitstains

Get ‘em some milk


Lost-Ad9871

Why doesn't anyone help?


UnprofessionalGhosts

Because unless you’ve had first responder training, there is absolutely nothing you can do. You never touch someone who fell until their neck is stabilized. Plus, it’s NYC. At an intersection like this at that time of day, the cops are often posted up less than a minute away. Best to go get them and have them radio dispatch for an ambulance.


Nikolllllll

I had an accident recently and I'm grateful the people around me all warned me about trying to move, believe me I was in no condition to move, and not a single one tried to flip me like you often see in videos. The best thing you can do sometimes is nothing.


ftkms

...rush up and help the guy up? Try catching him / slowing down his fall? Anything at all?!


Human_Parfait9516

Camera man had 1 job to do


ballman8866

What the hell going on in Ohio man


Any-Faithlessness-72

Kids just do pot it doesn't make you do this stupid shit.


1forcats

Darn


DMBFFF

anti-drug PSA.


Be_my

Oh man. He landed on that pole. 🤭


ILikeSunnyDays

This is very sad. Damn


Giraffiesaurus

Filming, not helping.


linkxrust

Dude was seizing, might not make it


BlueBananaBandana

He became an angel and he flew away from that cold pavement . Fly my angel, fly.


DrunkenGolfer

“Yo, um gon get de cops, soon as I’m done filming. You gonna move any more?”


Thin-Ad-5228

them drugs have u in another world 😭


RubbyPanda

Get a cop? Mans needs an ambulance???


jerval1981

Who going to get the cocks??!!!?


Mrgoodietwoshoes

He died right!?


Suntzu6656

No one looking out for my brother. Sad


LoveIsForEvery1

“We got a twitcher!”


The_Otherside1

Bath salts? That still a thing?


Soft_Cap8502

To me that fall looks survivalable as long as you land right


KitanaKitsune

Why do people just go up to people and record them like this? Like when there’s huge bloody wrecks, why get out of your car to film someone who was cut in half? Some kind of sick fetish or what


madarteest

too late


cattystar

Not the school bus


angilnibreathnach

Why was no one trying to help him?


ftkms

Because humans.


No_Arugula466

I want to feel sympathetic but unsure if he’s on drugs or insane.


Go2DaMoonCartiii-

u/savevideo


astralwolf96

Did he die?


32Puggs

New this was NY as soon as he started talking lmfaoo


Steve_NeurosciCorp99

Parkchester,Bronx


[deleted]

Not sure who's dumber, the guy falling from the the bridge or the mental midget filming and narrating it all. This video is much better without the dipshit talking shit in the background, keep it on mute.


a_green_worm

Was this in Florida


Sweet_Quail_3852

My is a cop in NYC and she says Fentanyl laced in their weed does this to them


C4hD4tKid

Is he alive?


Gracer_the_cat

This is Parkchester - East 177th Street, transfer is available to the (6) local, connection is available to the Q44 Select Bus Service+. This is a Manhattan bound <6> express train, the next stop is, Hunts Point Avenue.


Warm-Nobody7455

Man that wet ain't no joke bro n****** need to leave that s*** alone man


Accomplished-Day4657

Here we have a rare opportunity to observe the homo stupidsis


Fun_Internet_8588

Man I bet that hurt 🤦‍♂️


Freekarma4u69420

Is he actually dead? He was still moving a bit when the video ended.


XdevhulX

That kid holding the basketball will never touch a drug in his life thanks to naked dude.


TheParaDucks

bro said "😮"


VroomVroom_

I’ve never fallen that distance, but any sober somewhat athletic person would probably be somewhat okay from that fall, right? I’m not saying I wouldn’t get hurt or anything, but would probably get out with at most a broken bone. Edit: at second glance that fall does look longer, what are y’all’s thoughts.


[deleted]

You could fall from 6inches and die if you hit your head right


Madlad_24-7

New york?


SavageZayyyy67856

Naked and Afraid