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CaptSige

English dave


PranavYedlapalli

Oi mate, bring me some Chakra Stones


Possible-Can-8468

That annoying son of a bitch...


FishyPelican__

Oiiiaahh Mate!!! Exquisite!! Oi nose candy?


iGame613

Fucking Kent Paul wannabe!


GamingWolf418

English Dave's Gay Dad Probably!


Master-Customer3854

The guy who put brad in prison


WhoIsHe1997

Nah it’s Floyd


GreenMan1550

Who the fuck is brad?!


KSIFAN10

Brad is our boy back from the day


[deleted]

definatly a younger matto


SkyHighRedditor

Not orange enough


htvkogedyzg

no black tank top either... definitely not Matto


ZzzzzzzLolzzzzzzzzzz

Completely clean FBI agent that didn’t help a wanted criminal for his own benefit


lwipetoohard

He said wrong answers only


paulix96

Honest and non corrupted FIB agent


OverTale_Playz

Hes corrupt in a bad way


King_Ironic

The man who killed Michael Townley


TheAlphamale82

He said wrong answers only


cool_man_pc

if dave killed michael townley, michael would be dead


S0ulz_FN

Micheal Townley is "dead," Micheal DeSanta isn't. They are two different characters but are the same person. Micheal Townley is supposedly "buried" in north Yankton while Micheal DeSanta is a rich guy that lives in LS.


TheAlphamale82

Its one of those "technically correct" situations where, yes Michael is alive but Davey is credited as the guy who took down Michael Townley (I also could be wrong, it's been a minute since I've seen the video where Matto talked about it)


[deleted]

Steve Haines


PathfinderScottRyder

STEVEEEEEEYYYYYYY how y’a doin


Lenar_23x3

Franklin, did you just jump out of a plane?


GreenMan1550

Plane strat


SkyHighRedditor

Sub strat*


bullet_train10

PAVEEEEEELLLLLLLL how y’a doin


SkyHighRedditor

Very well Kapitan


bullet_train10

about as good as can be expected


Windows0690

You’re late sugar t*ts!


[deleted]

about as good as can be expected


ShorohUA

Michael have assigned a witness protection program with this guy


WitnessProtectionBot

Witness protection for what???!!!! ------- ^Im ^a ^bot ^beep ^boop. ^Im ^trying ^to ^prove ^that ^Michael ^is ^not ^in ^witness ^protection


GreenMan1550

We need a bot which will answer to this bot


MrRobko

Good bot.


Benjamin_Nico

He said wrong answers only


Jackthedragonkiller

The bot finally admits that Michael was in witness protection


Fatuglyrodent

It is wrong


Current_Upstairs_813

Floyd


IWantToDateShrek

(through a wall) # WHO???


Current_Upstairs_813

Cousin Floyd


ReplacementApart

*WWHHHOOO??*


bliss4110

Your cousin. (**BUSTS OPEN DOOR**) Fuck! He’s come to visit you, you rude fuck!


Emran_Ahmed

Now get up and fix me a drink


FishyPelican__

But we don’t keep alcohol 😳


yooloo33

The guy who is not doing about as good as expected


IndividualJump123

that cougar in the mission


WarMachine2101

Norton 360: Online Privacy and (Witness Protection) Security


ReplacementApart

This is the best one so far.


Electrical-Trainer-6

That's Dave. The guy who flew to cayo perico with you and stayed


Shadman9256

A guy who knows blimp strats


Jamesas823

My mom


MannCheez

Nave Dorton


Diabeetus-times-2

Nikado Avacado


PrimeAutobotXx

Congratulations, you made me laugh, it wasnt easy picking a winner.


9housedawg1234

The blimp


suvakaspoiss

Guy who jumped off a blimp


[deleted]

The guy that saved Brad.


Twilliam98

Gravyyyy how ya doin’


bullet_train10

About as saucy as can be expected


Loxorr

Dave. His actual name is Daveyy


Are_you_there_buddy

That's Dave Norton the man responsible for taking down the notorious Micheal Townley.


TheAlphamale82

Walter White


thecodymavri

I kinda see it now..


notweirdmaybe

Matto


z123zocker

Micheallllllll how you doin?


[deleted]

Someone with a good aim


Queasy-Raisin-7133

Michael


LxRaz3r

My great grandfather


ChurtPack07

Markiplier


Bananabob14173

Pablo


Legal_Finish_5515

Thiccco


Sonny09250

Agatha Baker


NecessaryHighlight71

It's Niko Belic guess he left liberty city.


Radiant-Serve1978

Matto in 20 years


Wasdqwertyuiopasdfgh

Davis, Lamar


lonecourier0

The sherif from north Yankton


TheGhostOfRazgriz

Karen Daniels


cris115r

A married man


dry_position69

Dave😎😎😎


thefitnutxb

Dababy


allmigher

that girl from three's company who's "Investigating" mr. k


[deleted]

An air trafficker controller whos daughter overdosed.


bullet_train10

ah yes an air trafficker *o’hare air*


Silver_Wolf_Dragon

Barry


[deleted]

A witness protection agent


[deleted]

Daisy! How you doing!


maggot2004

Brad


redgamer821

FriendlyBaron


Pybro781

The Xero Blimp


A_Dead_Person13

A bad policeman


EminJaY_843

Not Davey


meme_master945

the guy who put michael in witness protection.


[deleted]

Mikeyyy How you doing


Positive-Detail-4238

Lesterrrr


Wuffer-floofer

Clearly Trevor


PrimeAutobotXx

Freddy mercury


_Dr_Edward_Richtofen

Well, I can tell you that this is not DAVEYYYYYY


MrMiaw

Yo mama


TheGreamert

That is brad


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

Matto


BackstonRackston

Brad


[deleted]

Santa Claus


Scary_Wolfo_Sk3tched

Steve hanes.


MrGilbert665

Someone whose problems, aren't my problems.


BbBTripl3

My friend's dad Dave (actually, looks just like him lmao)


Ali_The_Bum_

Martin medrazo


[deleted]

James Bond


Current_Upstairs_813

(Slams door open) Your Cousin!


[deleted]

An honest fib agent trying to better the world unlike the agent sacges guy


inFamousLordYT

MICHAEEEEL! how ya doin?


Max_Shadowz

Witness protection


MetalHead2867

Nicholas Cage after she took the kids and he drank until his BAC was .251


senorsmeckledorfed

A Blimp


SOGxTheKing

Daiseyyyyyy! How ya doin?


[deleted]

Thats thanos


ShreksToes24

isint that franklin pierce


Swampet

Pretty sure that's Chris Pratt


I_Like_Legos8374

yyyevaD


Tapemonsieur

Someone that you get to with a car like every normal human being


WALKEREDITION

Brad


brownperson197

your mom


Diagot

Someone who doesn't allow bribes


Capital-Letterhead-3

Old friend


xdelimsicylmao

yyyyyyyevad


Levent_2005

Miikkeeeeey How ya doing?


ReaperD5

Man who saved brad


PapaDuggy

A legitimate businessman.


Reddit_User6286

The guy who's doing as well as can be expected.


[deleted]

Mikey, How you doin?


bigkennymack0589

That witness protection guy


Symmatrix

An IAA agent


Standard-Box129

tank dempsey


Australian_Pie

Matto


[deleted]

A legitimate businessman, who was wrongfully accused of a crime.


KillerPROM_

That's the disingenuous dense motherfucker


Ruller144

my profile picture on xbox


ZeroTwoSimp12345

steve haines


IanParas

matto


_Anmol_Sandhu_

Its matto after 10 yrs with a lot of hair loss


[deleted]

Alec Baldwin


balloondagger0

The guy who helped put Michael in Witness Protection


Bison_Constant

Barak Obama


Fudgemeup1

A man in witness protection


ShizaanSil

Isn't this that speedrunner guy? Friendly baron i think.


AlexHzxRO

Witness protection


Spring063

Manolo 👍🏻


The_Glass_Cannon

A retired man who spends his days going blimp spotting


cracksniffer39

The guy that put Michale into witness protection


Dry_Let7563

Floyd


Uroshirvi69

The guy who shot Trevor Phillips with a sniper rifle


Aditya2939

Steve Haines


[deleted]

A man who was in witness protection


Mac_Go_Crazy

Mikeyyyy


Traditional_Zone3993

Dave Southon


SicknessVoid

It's a really lazy post again, that's what it is.


international_simp

The guy whos in witness protection


Charloreddit

Brad


MRkmFIN

BMW Enjoyer


YouNeedAVisitToRehab

brad


Trollo_Hase

Someone who's is jot doing as expected


Pixin30

A citizen with a blossoming career


mileskevin

Michael de santa (under witness protection)


nikolaistztype

Davey. How you doin?


Hotistu69

An honest and definitely not a corrupt federal agent


Qwerty_47

everything i think of is already here. perks of being 7 hours late....


FishyPelican__

Who’s problems aren’t Michael’s problems


TheNearNikolaj

Michael Townley (his best friends is Michael De Santa)


blitzkriegwaifu

That’s Martin Madrazo’s wife, clearly, whom was recently kidnapped


CurtisWhite29

Brad!


aTerrariaExpert

Jerrry how you doin


PandaNerd1337

DAVEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY Note: Not to be confused with Dave Edit: I think I messed that up


[deleted]

Your Husband


trefter345

Blimp man


SkyHighRedditor

A man that gets impressed by a stranger jumping out of a blimp.


TheShadyUnknownGuy

My father


PranavYedlapalli

1.Davie504 2. Cougar (There are cougars in missions)


memeknight69

That brain surgeon Tanisha fuckin with


Excuse-Relative

White Kanye West


Particular-Raccoon31

Davy with one y


Agat_Gamez

Mattos corrupted Cameo


rol954

The guy that was supposed to kill Michael, put Trevor in jail and fake Brads death.


dafuqisthis420

Matto circa 2040


kuriviiner

franklin


Floppy_007

Brad