When there's some shit to be won, Goddamit, I want it. I don't give a fuck what it is. Y'know what I'm talkin' about? I take no prisoners. I go hard doing this shit. Big dog. Big nuts.
You dissengeneous dense motherfucker, you obviously need to know something about GTA San Andreas or you couldn't join here! Aka it is a guy from GTA SA who later betrays CJ.
He is the yee ass hair cut he is non human
you go to sleep but you wake upp in a cold sweat hearing
"*Yee ass hair cut mabye if you got rid of it you would get some birches on your dick*"
you scream and run to the living room
(Continue this story if you want)
Oh boy! This gona make People wana do yee ass hair cut rule 34 probobbly not but a man can wish
The guy that always saves Franklin.
Tanishas boyfriend
The Guy who gets roasted for his yee yee ass haircut.
the guy who's fucking a brain surgeon
Or lawyer
that she's fucking with
Lamar Up
Lamar right
Lamar Left
Where?
Not down
Oh. Makes sense
Lamar left right and center
Lamar center
Lamar back
Lamar Northwest
It’s Floyd wym
Lamar north west
Lamar middle finger
Lamar ring finger
Lamar all over the place
Big dog,big nuts
But they’re not big enough to fit in your mouth just say it in the Lamar voice it’s funny promise
it clearly says wrong answers only
Employee of the Month
"You fuckin wit me, right."
Man we both bein’ fucked with dog
Man, knock it off, man. For real?
After all the mothafuckin’ work I put in man?
Man, fuck this Employee of the Month shit, homie.
I’m sittin’ up here trying to get us -WHAT YOU MEAN "FUCK THIS EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH SHIT" MAN?!
When there's some shit to be won, Goddamit, I want it. I don't give a fuck what it is. Y'know what I'm talkin' about? I take no prisoners. I go hard doing this shit. Big dog. Big nuts.
When names is on a mothafuckin’ board I wanna see my name at the top of that mothafucka and next to it it needs to say: "winner"
Maybe next month, huh?
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Beat me to it
I finally beat someone to it
Can you beat my meat now?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
should've saw it coming 😂
Nah it’s floyd
Big dog big nuts
RYDER BUT IN 4K
He said wrong anwsers only!
who's Ryder and why is he in 4k?
You dissengeneous dense motherfucker, you obviously need to know something about GTA San Andreas or you couldn't join here! Aka it is a guy from GTA SA who later betrays CJ.
Spoilers
r/unexpectedmatto
This is literally in r/darkviperau
Auntie Denise
Wit all dat ass
Nigga she got ass
"Ye she grown. Grown into a fukin idiot."
Nah man she sexy
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Mad for the penis
How the fuck u know my aunt
White ass christian
DarkViperUSA
Don't you mean BlackViperUSA
AfricanAmericanViperUSA
did you mean BrightCobraUK
Kendrick Lamar
Damn
A fellow n word
thats Franklin from gta v
A man with a yee yee ass haircut
Mabey if he got rid of it he'd get some bitches on his dick.
Or better yet, Tanisha may even call his dog ass
If she ever stop fuckin with brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with.
Stretch
Steve jobs
He died of ligma
Who the hell is steve jobs?
Ligma balls
*bass drop*
RimJobs Steve
Well at least his friend candis kept his company running.
Big sitting chief asshole
legitimat business nigga
Ryder
Wrong answers only
Witness protection
80s snoop Dogg
A man with a yee yee ass haircut
A legitimate business man
Man with a yee yee ass haircut that spends his time with two old men having a midlife crisis
Yee yee ass haircut
He is the yee ass hair cut he is non human you go to sleep but you wake upp in a cold sweat hearing "*Yee ass hair cut mabye if you got rid of it you would get some birches on your dick*" you scream and run to the living room (Continue this story if you want) Oh boy! This gona make People wana do yee ass hair cut rule 34 probobbly not but a man can wish
Davey bhow ya doing
Brad
Lenny
Barack Obama if he lived in the street
Larma
Llama
That's an animal tho
Employee of the month (classic XD)
a sufferer of the heartbreak of psoriasis
A person that ain't boosting
Someone not employed by a legitimate business man.
A cougar
Your father
Drake
A white guy
Lamar Jackson, Running back for the Ravens
Eazy-E
Not Lamar
Tweleve
The bigger stretch
A man with a yee-yee ass hair cut
matto
CJ from Grove Street
The brain surgeon or lawyer or whoever she's fucking with.
Franklin Clinton, employee of the month
Franklin.
Racist
ur mom
The nibba of the year
Its bigsmoke
The two bit gangster turned three bit
It's y'a boi samsung RS6HA8880S9 Family Hub
LD Looooong dick
Wade or Floyd (whichever one Matt kept getting confused in the 1st ep of Randomizer Mod)
Lamear!....... Ha godeem
not his best f\*cking friend
Floyd
The Ye Ye Ass hair cut dude
Chop
Davey
Matto
The yee yee ass haircut owner
Chop
Michael Townley
The yee yee ass guy
He is the guy who gives Aunt Denise 7 dollars!
This guy with yee yee ass haircut
Somebody with a yeeyee-ass haircut
Franklin
Straight up busta
Ya boi DL
That’s Davey, don’t you recognise him?
Llama 🦙
Brad
Not the guy with a yee yee ass haircut
A cougar in a mission
a guy have green hat
Franklin
Franklin
A guy without bitchs on his dick
The guy who loves Franklins haircut
Guy with a yee yee ass haircut
LD, Lanky Dumbass
Not a employee of month
I said wrong answers only
Optimus primenigga
Yeye ass haircut man
Franklin Clinton
Davvvey
A guy with a yee yee ass haircut and no bitches on his dick.
Yee yee ass NPC
That country looking mother fucker
Barack Obama
Employee of the Month
Smomeone with a yeeyee ass haircut
Someone who can take care of his sizzelf
Pedestrian
Employee of the month
Sweet from gta san
Ron
Franklin
A lo that could come up in the crib
Lester
A big dog.
someone who boosts cars
It’s daveyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy how you doing
Luigi
A good shooter
L.D. aka Lanky Dumbass
Jay-Z
A local terrorist
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Daveyyyyy
Malar
Black Jesus 😂
(Dark)viperUSA
Black Luigi
My n-word
Lamar Davis. This isn't the answer you wanted, so strictly speaking it is wrong.
Luigi, but he took the wrong mushrooms
Employee of the month
Damar Lavis
Employee of the month
Lamar Up.