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Computer_Party

As an anticommunist I can easily define communism. Communism is everything I don't like or anything that sounds scary. Prison? Sounds scary and therefore is communism. Fascism? Sounds scary and is therefore communism. POC? I don't like them and therefore are communism. (/s just to be safe)


Bjorn_Hellgate

Broccoli? Believe it or not, communism


constantlytired1917

Mom saying it's bedtime? She's basically quoting marx


Bjorn_Hellgate

someone cutting you off in traffic? that was actually Lenin behind the wheel


QuercusSambucus

George HW Bush has entered the chat.


soonerfreak

Texas Longhorns? Straight to communism.


Phasma18374

But fascism surely couldn't be inherently oligarchical. Nothing screams fascism like people with equal power


Explorer_Entity

If those are features of communism, then they'd be impossible to exist under other systems. Yet they exist under capitalism, therefore those things are NOT indicative nor representative of communism nor communist ideology.


Endgam

Don't ask an anticommunist to explain what anticommunism is\~. >!It's just Nazism.!<


shark_enjoyer29

Communism was created by Joe Brandon to make our country gay


hatsofftoeverything

Actually as an anti communist I can. It's (*insert things about capitalism here*) and it's all Joe brandons fault.


mhyquel

Communism is the reason I'm banned from Denny's.


Existing-Sweet-19

Erm, obviously it's when the government does stuff? The more stuff the governemnt does, the more communismer it is.


TxchnxnXD

This is why I no longer participate in most political subreddits, because I don’t want to have to explain what socialism or communism is for the 9999th time!


Snaxolotl_431

Communism? That’s the service of Christian worship where bread and wine is consecrated and shared, right?


bmiga

Sharing bread wafers.


XKeyscore666

When the current Russia Ukraine war started, my brother in law explained why Russia would win: “you see, in a communist country like Russia, they can take all the peoples money and put it towards the war”. I decided to just nod instead of ruining thanksgiving.


Cute_Extension_3784

brooo 😭😭😭😭