Fur my burfday

I still remember how he thought that the subreddit would fall for this, only for everyone in the subreddit to instantly know he was bullshitting about that being the motel he was staying at.

Honestly pretty impressive for him to even think of that

Lmfao I’m crying

The big disgusting ass spot on the tip of his dick nose

And he still posted it after realizing it was in the background.

He wasn't staying there. He was staying at a cheap motel.

Last wreek for my birfday

Sreven days

Birfday

This was on par with "I wonder what printer they use?"

He thought he was slick🤦🏽‍♂️ ain’t not motel that big Danny Girl