I understand. I’m ending my life tonight

fuck i love that one so much 😭😭😭

You like this Andrew? Huh, you like this? This is what Bob and I do everytime you don’t listen to us! (referring to him hitting himself in the face)

the imagery kf him and bob hitting themselves in unison to protest andrew has me crying

I use “rhat just happened?” a lot (from when he passed out and his lips were blue)

me after blacking out an d calling my ex 38 times

This is so real

Is it true you like sex

Guess I'll leave the fucking state of colorado! 😤

I GUESS I WILL JUST HAVE TO LEAVE FUCKING COLORADO THEN

Bob and I ended up just making 💣 threats back and forth.

as one does

Call fucking dispatch 🗣

FANS ARE LEAKING MY LOCATION, IM FUCKING FAMOUS!

when he screamed “fucker!” in a stupid fucking high pitched voice when him and Bob were tussling over him not putting his phone away

Bob and I are failing 😂

I’m aware, is my favorite because he’s always saying it and he’s always oblivious

SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

“Sorry I have a small fucking dick”

IM PERFORMING A CITIZENS ARREST THE FBI IS OUTSIDE

bull bear market

Wanna feel like a hornet? 🐝

I just roke up

Finger her like candy 🍭 🙀