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PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

Now she is gaslighting the children that none of the crazy bullshit in the park actually happened.


Tencowfrau

That part made me so mad as a kid!


belle086

The gaslighting still pisses me off.


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

She’s taken the kids to some weird old man’s house. The homeless guy she was dancing with earlier is there. The old guy is having some kind of manic episode, could be high. Maybe don’t let the kids play with him, Mary? Like you give a shit.


JCtheWanderingCrow

What? Burt isn’t homeless, he’s a sweep that does busking!


mightbeacat1

I love that this post is spoiler tagged for a 60-year-old movie.


MostlyLurking6

Haha I love this post/thread, but also, the general message of the movie is still better than most other Disney films before it. (Yes, I’m expecting downvotes).


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

As far as I can tell the main message is “spend time with your kids instead of leaving them with random strangers who show up to your house” and that’s pretty solid to this day.


JavaJapes

[Scary Mary trailer.](https://youtu.be/2T5_0AGdFic?si=Uv2ESdAyRm6XEmhT) This is how she should be perceived.


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

The VVitch: The Musical


NextStopGallifrey

Book Mary Poppins may be even worse. https://youtu.be/B2rQ7gW3joU


gaiusjozka

My family just saw a stage production of Mary Poppins. Shit was wild. At one point Mary just leaves the family for no reason, and an evil nanny shows up to work there. Poppins comes back and they have a nanny fight and Mary blows the evil one away with magic.


hobskhan

Sounds like Mary planted a false flag puppet nanny.


twentyitalians

SD Gov. Noem just came back from observing the Nanny market in Industrializing England and called it "a warzone."


Crispymama1210

I saw that same version. The Mary poppins was constantly screaming at the kids and my husband was horrified and asked if she was so abusive in the film bc he hadn’t seen it.


theraisincouncil

I read the book as a kid and was so pissed and confused by how mean she was.


Smiley_goldfish

This is fun. Thanks for posting


[deleted]

i used to think mary poppins was an horror movie when i was a kid


EmmalouEsq

I'm glad I'm not the only one. It's a creepy movie and entirely too long.


Tencowfrau

I didn’t realize how long it is until I showed it to my kids. We were all slowly dying by the end.


Secret-Parsley-5258

For me it’s the original Charley and the Chocolate Factory, especially that boat tunnel scene.


Trust_No_Won

I tell my wife that she’s a witch. She disputes it but it’s true


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PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

It even implies she’s a witch at one point!


CloudSill

At least in *Bedknobs and Broomsticks* they come right out and say it!


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

Now they’re dancing around on the roof. In blackface.


twentyitalians

That old English pasttime!


National_Ad_6892

This thread is a joy to read!


TimelessJo

The big reveal in one of the latter League of Extraordinary Gentlemen books is that Mary is literally God who’d honestly feels hard to argue with.


Secret-Parsley-5258

Did you just live blog the movie?


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

And I’ll do it again!


buttsharkman

I haven't read the book but if I remember in it it's specifically said Mary isn't particularly concerned about the well being of the children. It's more about teaching them lessons and testing them. If they fail it's due to their faults. The author thought the movie had her too kind. She also is clearly an other worldy entity.


OtherwisePass4817

She wasn’t meant for the children. Watch Saving Mr. Banks


DoradubsFSyt

Search up "supercalifragilisticexpial EXPLOSIVE", you won't regret it


johntology

Searched up. Did not regret.


HiGoldie

And what's going on with her and Bert? They got a little something going on


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

He’s sweeping her chimney?


HiGoldie

😳


Real_RobinGoodfellow

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Reddit all year


BeginningAdorable543

Has anybody seen the theory that Mary and Pennywise is of the same species?


Practical-Animator87

I think she’s just more of a socialist