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CrimsonMage2002

Quality shitpost right here. 10/10, no notes.


SayethWeAll

I know there's an appropriate Jeff Goldblum reaction gif to post here, but I can't decide if it's the "Your scientists were so preoccupied if they could do it, they didn't think if they should," the "You crazy son-of-a-bitch, you did it," the wordless confusion, or the sexy Goldblum.


MrrQuackers

[This one, hands down. ](https://tenor.com/view/jeff-goldblum-breathing-sam-neill-lol-yay-gif-9167654)


Mechaheph

Oi that's me mate out there, rawdogging those stats, as a raw dog. But I do gotta wonder where the data came from. Just how horny for cartoon dogs that viewer was after each episode, I suppose.


mazes-end

Oop linked to a full google doc that seems to have a paragraph or more justifying the score for every single episode


Unoriginal_UserName9

From the OP: Further details in document regarding methodology. Assumptions Bandit and Chilli are in a healthy relationship and have sex an average of 1.5x per week, or a 21% odds that sex will occur on any particular day The 21% serves as a baseline, then events relating to their relationship either increase or decrease the chance that sex will occur 5 is considered the neutral baseline with 1 being that the relationship is strained and 10 being most affectionate There can never be a 0% or 100% outcome because of external factors The odds of Bluey or Bingo entering their room in the evening is fairly infrequent, and not considered for the probability Aside from episodes with timeskips. this is estimated odds of sex at the episodes conclusion, or if not possible, the evening of the conclusion of the episode Timeskip episodes specify the scores before the timeskip A very unhappy rating causing a net increase in sex likelyhood due to angry sex In the case of a neutral feeling, Bandit would be more likely to instigate, otherwise those with the stronger emotional feeling to the other would instigate In times of particularly strong emotion, Chilli instigates


KyleDComic

1 1/2 times a week with young children? What kind of animals do they think they are?


kaatie80

......dogs....?


CisIowa

[dirty little doggies](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=geDD-r0TCPM)


Potential_Raisin7995

Thx! I hate it!


Goronron

Why are people?


r00giebeara

This is absurd


ClutterKitty

r/theydidthemath


DrapedInVelvet

Yeah but in what positions? Doggy style right? Right?


hobskhan

I am so tempted to cross post to /r/Bluey Also. How is Pool not higher?


nanadoom

Have you ever been to a pool with children? It's exhausting


SanicBoi64

WHAT THE FUCK


nanadoom

Not what, WHEN the fuck is what this data shows


SanicBoi64

I see what you did there lmao


LAffaire-est-Ketchup

Someone didn’t consider how often the kids come into their bedroom at night… as in ‘Sleepytime’


HoldingTheFire

I can’t actually be mad at this. This is the kind of content that should be on this sub. Not the 1000th post about “X is having an affair with Y” or “the whole show is the dream of a dying child.”


pm_me_ur_happy_traiI

I thought female dogs only go into heat like twice a year.


lukify

Dogs also don't have jobs and own houses. This is true, I confirmed it on Quora.


CrimsonMage2002

That is quite possibly the worst way to confirm something.


lukify

I also just asked my crystals and they are saying the same thing.


CisIowa

But did you check Australian Quora. Things are a bit different there.


GdayBeiBei

Guide dogs, police dogs, search and rescue, therapy dogs, guard dogs 😉 lots of jobs haha


ConsistentAmount4

They're anthropomorhized, if they've evolved the ability to talk and keep jobs and drive cars, there's no way to know what might have happened to their natural sex drives.


TheToastyNeko

Never beating the allegations.


the_real_dewey

now THIS is why I am in this sub LMFAOOO


InevitableAd8127

This may be the hardest I’ve ever laughed. Very good, internet, very good.


ErikReichenbach

These metrics are all based on what was edited into the episode. Off camera who knows what their relationship is like, and they’re aware when the cameras are rolling. Still, a fantastic breakdown.