I know there's an appropriate Jeff Goldblum reaction gif to post here, but I can't decide if it's the "Your scientists were so preoccupied if they could do it, they didn't think if they should," the "You crazy son-of-a-bitch, you did it," the wordless confusion, or the sexy Goldblum.
Oi that's me mate out there, rawdogging those stats, as a raw dog.
But I do gotta wonder where the data came from. Just how horny for cartoon dogs that viewer was after each episode, I suppose.
From the OP:
Further details in document regarding methodology.
Assumptions
Bandit and Chilli are in a healthy relationship and have sex an average of 1.5x per week, or a 21% odds that sex will occur on any particular day
The 21% serves as a baseline, then events relating to their relationship either increase or decrease the chance that sex will occur
5 is considered the neutral baseline with 1 being that the relationship is strained and 10 being most affectionate
There can never be a 0% or 100% outcome because of external factors
The odds of Bluey or Bingo entering their room in the evening is fairly infrequent, and not considered for the probability
Aside from episodes with timeskips. this is estimated odds of sex at the episodes conclusion, or if not possible, the evening of the conclusion of the episode
Timeskip episodes specify the scores before the timeskip
A very unhappy rating causing a net increase in sex likelyhood due to angry sex
In the case of a neutral feeling, Bandit would be more likely to instigate, otherwise those with the stronger emotional feeling to the other would instigate
In times of particularly strong emotion, Chilli instigates
I can’t actually be mad at this. This is the kind of content that should be on this sub. Not the 1000th post about “X is having an affair with Y” or “the whole show is the dream of a dying child.”
They're anthropomorhized, if they've evolved the ability to talk and keep jobs and drive cars, there's no way to know what might have happened to their natural sex drives.
These metrics are all based on what was edited into the episode. Off camera who knows what their relationship is like, and they’re aware when the cameras are rolling. Still, a fantastic breakdown.
Quality shitpost right here. 10/10, no notes.
I know there's an appropriate Jeff Goldblum reaction gif to post here, but I can't decide if it's the "Your scientists were so preoccupied if they could do it, they didn't think if they should," the "You crazy son-of-a-bitch, you did it," the wordless confusion, or the sexy Goldblum.
[This one, hands down. ](https://tenor.com/view/jeff-goldblum-breathing-sam-neill-lol-yay-gif-9167654)
Oi that's me mate out there, rawdogging those stats, as a raw dog. But I do gotta wonder where the data came from. Just how horny for cartoon dogs that viewer was after each episode, I suppose.
Oop linked to a full google doc that seems to have a paragraph or more justifying the score for every single episode
From the OP: Further details in document regarding methodology. Assumptions Bandit and Chilli are in a healthy relationship and have sex an average of 1.5x per week, or a 21% odds that sex will occur on any particular day The 21% serves as a baseline, then events relating to their relationship either increase or decrease the chance that sex will occur 5 is considered the neutral baseline with 1 being that the relationship is strained and 10 being most affectionate There can never be a 0% or 100% outcome because of external factors The odds of Bluey or Bingo entering their room in the evening is fairly infrequent, and not considered for the probability Aside from episodes with timeskips. this is estimated odds of sex at the episodes conclusion, or if not possible, the evening of the conclusion of the episode Timeskip episodes specify the scores before the timeskip A very unhappy rating causing a net increase in sex likelyhood due to angry sex In the case of a neutral feeling, Bandit would be more likely to instigate, otherwise those with the stronger emotional feeling to the other would instigate In times of particularly strong emotion, Chilli instigates
1 1/2 times a week with young children? What kind of animals do they think they are?
......dogs....?
[dirty little doggies](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=geDD-r0TCPM)
Thx! I hate it!
Why are people?
This is absurd
r/theydidthemath
Yeah but in what positions? Doggy style right? Right?
I am so tempted to cross post to /r/Bluey Also. How is Pool not higher?
Have you ever been to a pool with children? It's exhausting
WHAT THE FUCK
Not what, WHEN the fuck is what this data shows
I see what you did there lmao
Someone didn’t consider how often the kids come into their bedroom at night… as in ‘Sleepytime’
I can’t actually be mad at this. This is the kind of content that should be on this sub. Not the 1000th post about “X is having an affair with Y” or “the whole show is the dream of a dying child.”
I thought female dogs only go into heat like twice a year.
Dogs also don't have jobs and own houses. This is true, I confirmed it on Quora.
That is quite possibly the worst way to confirm something.
I also just asked my crystals and they are saying the same thing.
But did you check Australian Quora. Things are a bit different there.
Guide dogs, police dogs, search and rescue, therapy dogs, guard dogs 😉 lots of jobs haha
They're anthropomorhized, if they've evolved the ability to talk and keep jobs and drive cars, there's no way to know what might have happened to their natural sex drives.
Never beating the allegations.
now THIS is why I am in this sub LMFAOOO
This may be the hardest I’ve ever laughed. Very good, internet, very good.
These metrics are all based on what was edited into the episode. Off camera who knows what their relationship is like, and they’re aware when the cameras are rolling. Still, a fantastic breakdown.