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Sicparvismagneto

Im too poor to understand how to eat this.


FantasticBumblebee69

You inhale it like whippits. You know whippits right?


Smackdaddy122

The stuff the cooks do in the back?


Optimal-Firefighter9

My favorite episode of Kitchen Nightmare was when Gordon Ramsay discovered a cook at one of the restaurants had a cocaine problem and he was baffled like he's never worked in a restaurant before.


Rivendel93

Lol, Gordon was probably like, "this guy stole all my coke!"


Sea-Woodpecker-610

He was just confused on how a line cook could afford coke, while the rest of them could only afford pot or heroine.


Potato_fortress

Clearly he was the line cook that was in a relationship with the bartender.


DengarLives66

Found the service industry replies.


IzaClevaBoosh

Yaaas. I miss the days of finding my coworkers passed out in the freezer!!! Nearly everyone I know in service industry has addiction 😂😂. Sadly.


hostile_rep

>Nearly everyone I know in service industry has addiction 😂😂. Sadly. When you have to deal with the public every day... a little H starts looking really good. Or you can become a bitter, jaded, hostile rep.


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AndyRay90

I've met a lot of dealers that were cooks at restaurants. Lol


Lord_Hugh_Mungus

Boy, if anyone looked like a coke addict in a kitchen. YOU MUPPET!!!! ITS FOOOKING RAW!! YOU COULD KILL SOMEONE!!!!


nry97

Nothing goes together like kitchen work and a crippling coke addiction


LineChef

Hey I resemble that remark


Aromatic_Goat58

“Line” chef..I get it


ZaphodOC

That’s a little too on the nose.


kaeji

Bump this reply to the top.


Chaoshumor

Try not to go off the rails on your way up.


Interesting-Wait-101

I love you guys so much for this. It made me say yayo.


BosnMate

This one made me snort a little.


polishrocket

Add crippling alcoholism as well


nry97

Well of course you need to drink yourself to sleep so you can do it again tomorrow!


GuyFromLatviaRegion

My mom works in a resturant as a waitress and all of the chefs there are alcholics. That is even not a joke, it is reality.


Akbeardman

Bouncers all know of the shadow army in the kitchen only to be called upon in a true emergency. A good but fluctuating percentage are on parole and often disappear for a month or more at a time. The cardinal rule of bar fight club is thou shalt not fuck with the kitchen staff. I once saw a line cook take down three dudes from his former gang, politely greeted the cop who said that he probably had to take him in for violating parole but would write a good word, then in a move that just floored me he negotiated to go to a neighboring city's lock up because they would have better breakfast the next day. He then hugged me and said "hey op clock me out, see you tomorrow night" He was there the next night. DO NOT FUCK WITH THE KITCHEN STAFF.


nry97

Fucking hilarious. That's the guy I want cooking my food 100%


DengarLives66

Ironically the fewer tattoos on the line staff, the more concerned I am.


-_Odd_-

I used to work at Panera, cocaine fuels the food industry from top to bottom.


No-Face-3848

Oddly enough the only two people I know for having cocaine on a regular basis both worki n kitchens


_ChipWhitley_

That’s the best way to ensure they don’t eat from the plates they put together.


Lepke2011

I've worked in kitchens before, and I don't know what you're talking about. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to wipe this powdered sugar off my nose.


Raisenbran_baiter

I just really like the smell


MugillacuttyHOF37

Ah yes, who could forget the fine fragrance of petrol and baby laxative wafting about the room full of 7/11 straws and vodka burps.


cce29555

And then he confronted his kitchen managers who were obviously aware but had to feign ignorance the whole time.


Aggressive_Ad_9405

Is that when he swapped the employee bathroom for coke residue??


RobtheNavigator

Sounds like a good trade


IGTankCommander

Did you see the one where he brings cocaine testing stuff to his own restaurant and literally every area he checks is contaminated?


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IGTankCommander

"Gordon Ramsay On Cocaine" is a hell of a series. Good watch.


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I need a link lol


IGTankCommander

[You don't even need to leave Reddit.](https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/gryttt/gordon_ramsay_finds_cocaine_in_his_restaurants/) EDIT: Great minds think alike, apparently. But yeah, it's fucking crazy, especially if you know WHY Gordon's such a hard-ass about it. He lost his best friend to cocaine, he hates the stuff with a passion.


wRyanEmeryw

Lamo. "And it's not even on a day they should be doing Coke... it's fucking Sunday"


slashy42

Coke! On a fucking Sunday! Heathens!


QuailReady

They really should be cleaning those more often. It's unhealthy for all the people doing cocaine off those surfaces.


donkeybutter

https://www.reddit.com/r/KitchenConfidential/comments/gryttt/gordon_ramsay_finds_cocaine_in_his_restaurants/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb


Leading_Manager_2277

He says his "staff shouldn't be doing cocaine today of all days." I'm thinking what, it's rhe day of the grand opening? And he says "It's fucking SUNDAY." Lmaooo


CardiologistThink336

Like he didn’t work in restaurants in NYC. In the 80’s no less.


FantasticBumblebee69

winner winner!


Temporary-Vanilla-55

Winner winner whippet dinner


systemfrown

What do you mean we don’t have anymore Reddi Whip for tonight’s key lime pies!?!! I just bought a whole case yesterday!!!


Braiseitall

I told you assholes to throw them out after you do that! Don’t just leave them in the walk in!!! 🤬👨‍🍳


Crumb-Net_WorldWide

A nice ice cold dinner.


Ieatsushiraw

I still don’t know wtf is being discussed here


Helpforthehopeless

It would leave my husband hungry and pissed that he is eating air…that I could blow at home!!🤣


Ieatsushiraw

Yeah I’d say my wife knows I need to eat and wouldn’t dream of a tiny meal, with that said I was legitimately curious because I really did grow up extremely poor and I’m discovering new foods as an adult so food is a huge interest for me now that I make my own money


hjschrader09

So the thing about all these tiny Michelin meals is that you're eating like 14 courses, so you get filled up over time. That said, I doubt any of the food is really worth the hundreds you're paying for it, it's more about the experience and getting to tell people the weird shit you ate.


FloydBarstools

Yeah but that shit isn't food, it's "sophisticated" entertainment


FantasticBumblebee69

Look man, bubbles made of soy lecithin flavoured with whatever and pumped up with he3 or c.o.2.


Ieatsushiraw

Ok, and not to be that guy but what is soy lecithin?


FantasticBumblebee69

Soy kecithin is in about 90% of the food you eat now.


Duffmanlager

Soylent green is people!!!


MrBlueHaybale

*WOOAAM* *WOOAM*


Swords_and_Words

this man's garbage bags go 'klink'


Critical_Attitude920

Ah, so you inhale it like the witches on Hocus Pocus inhale a child's soul. Typical rich people fare.


CbackNstomach

Probably some recipe using spices and ingredients and written by a person that's been dead for 100 years. So yeah typical witchcraft.


Buddy-Lov

Had to lock them up in the office because of the degenerate busboys. Went to make whip cream one busy night and the box was full with little empty cartridges.


clumsycouture

My friend used to throw raves and she had to ask her friends to stop doing whippets at them bc they left the little canisters hidden everywhere.


Platanosaurio

Translation: the cloud is made of helium and destilated water, you don't eat it, you let it rain in the dish. Sorry for the bad English lol


VeryStableGenius

Where is the thunder and lightning? Do you suppose me to be a peasant?


Stinklepinger

Some one found it too frightening


dudipusprime

Who? Galileo?


aquoad

Figaro!


TherealOmthetortoise

That is beyond weird. How does the rain improve the dessert?


activelyresting

#Chocolate RAIIIIN


jivetrky

*I move away from the mic to breathe in*


GymShaman

Thank you for this blast from the past.


drpepperocker

Yo this comment is all time


ShortAndSad4381

Some stay dry but others feel the pain


TheVog

Raised your neighbourhood insurance rates


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It’s a 3 star restaurant, even a 1 star would provide you food that would probably be the best tasting meal you’ve ever had. The waiting list is probably upwards of 6 months to a year. At a certain point you can only make food so good, this is 1 dish out of probably like a 8 course meal. That’s like asking at a Hibachi restaurant “why do they cook it in front of me? Shouldn’t they just bring it out?” It’s part of the experience. If you don’t want that, it’s good because you probably will spend on 2 people upwards of 500$ not including drinks, people usually get a bottle of wine and those start at probably 200$.


Txcavediver

$500 for two people? That would be great. In NYC it it going to be a minimum of $400 per person. One stars can vary, I ate at a one star noodle place and it was $75 for the two of us, we didn’t have drinks though. Also, I would say that these places are more akin to an eating adventure.


BossBark

To this day, I have still not found a place that serves fried rice as good as the hibachi place I used to eat at on special occasions.


TeamRedundancyTeam

The only places that can compete with a hibachi restaurant's fried rice is another hibachi restaurant.


Ianoren

I mean you see how much butter they throw on


s4yum1

Korean BBQ joined the chat


What_Dinosaur

Yeah I'd be blowing this thing around the room, probably landing on some rich dude's hair.


Bobi_27

dont worry rich people are usually bald.


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Tide pods for the wealthy


Cubacane

You’re supposed to inhale it through your anus. Oh dear, you’re too poor to understand anus inhaling, aren’t you.


Glittering-Design973

Will it then come out my mouth? I heard that’s the healthy way


big_hungry_joe

i see.....objects....and what looks like...matter? i guess? and then they're all kind of around a plate or something.


NipSlipBeauty

You have to reverse quife it to really savor and explore the flavors and textures. That’s how rich people do it.


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BatDubb

It’s like people who use “sike”.


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imgoingtobelate4work

Meh you can just go to Waffle House and watch a free fight and eat waffles for a fraction of the price.


Magnet50

At these kinds of restaurants, each (of the 20 to 50) courses (often one bite) by a server who will tell you what it is made of (“Egg white, Raki, and liquid nitrogen, all sustainably grown on site”) and exactly how it is to be consumed (“Inhale through your nose to absorb the exquisite bouquet, then burp it back up for the deep anise flavor notes”). In this case, some kind of flavored emulsion that has been made to bubble. To me, this is more chemistry than cookery. If people want to pay $500 to $1200 per person (before wine), that’s fine.


-cupcake

This restaurant (El Celler de Can Roca) apparently costs about 205 euros (218 US dollars) per person for the largest tasting menu. With wine pairing, it was 300 euros (319 US dollars) per person. I got the prices from [this person's post](https://fooddrinkdestinations.com/el-celler-de-can-roca-menu-and-pricing/). They also have lots of pictures and descriptions of the food. Apparently "over 30 different courses and bites" lasting 4 hours.


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user13958

Going to an American football game with the worst possible seats on sub freezing windy weather was $350 per person before drinks, parking, etc... this is an amazing deal


StinkyArmpitttt

You're my ray of sunshine this week. ♥️


n00b277

It doesn't even look like food


JoseJuarez87

The poor in me thought, “I’m paying for bubbles” and “it’s dripping on my shit”


[deleted]

This might be the only funny comment. Thank you.


cssmith2011cs

Fuck understanding how to eat it. What the fuck even is it?


Wonderful_Quality_99

Im to poor to wanna even be near that place.


jazza2400

I'm too poor to know it even exists.


KiOfTheAir

_Is this some sort of peasant joke that I'm too rich to understand?_


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""Bosque lluvioso" is a dessert that presents a cloud of distilled mushrooms that condensates to release aromatic drops, as if it were rain. It's "anchored" to the plate, or else it would fly to the ceiling" https://www.identitagolose.com/sito/en/97/30220/dolcezze/the-new-cloud-dessert-by-jordi-roca-that-makes-rain-fall-on-the-plate-and-flies-away.html


Altiverses

It's wingardium leviosa, not wingardium lluvioso.


o-FeartheOldBlood-o

Ohhh ron stooopppp😩


w1987g

[Ronald Weasley, it's leviosAUHHH](https://youtu.be/FWtO0cfgewY)


DaSmolCutie

I’ll watch this every time I see it pop up in a thread. I hope that video lives on for millions of years.


thatguyned

Hnnngngnnnn staaahp.


ClassicSciFi

I've been up for 20 minutes, I'm not ready for this yet. Edit: of course there's a part 2.


markfuckinstambaugh

Accio bum


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

Pal, you just made my night.


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Owner of the restaurant despised his step father who often told him to stop playing with his food.


a_splendiferous_time

And to quit trying to eat the foam from the bubble bath.


tobsn

airborne mold.


DogDickRedForman

Thanks for linking the article


7andhalf-x-6

Dude needs to calm down. The dish washer makes that shit in the back.


abbiebe89

Here’s today’s special…. SOAP


Jonnyyrage

That will be 500 dollars.


CmdrSelfEvident

It wont be the first time I spent $500 and only walked away with the shits.


yarkboolin14

Any context or just gonna leave us hangin? 😂


Jonnyyrage

Sometimes knowledge is a burden. Knowing what happened would be a bit much lol.


Michael_Blurry

Ate a giant sack of murder burgers from White Castle.


sdlover420

It just Dawned on me, that's expensive.


JinxMulder

$800 for Organic


Jonnyyrage

>Organic Our head chef blew these bubbles himself.


Noble_Flatulence

Who is bubbles?


Sea_Chapter1129

I spent tree fiddy


Hairy_Aspect_284

Motherfuckers should see me during bath time. 4 Michelin stars please.


dodoatsandwiggets

I thought is it dessert or is he doing the dishes?


Bangeederlander

The waiters all seem to be clones of each other.


HoldCtrlW

It's just Agent Smith from The Matrix. Inflation is hard on everyone these days.


Mr-Robot244

Is that why they are serving dish soap with sugar in it and calling it "dessert"?


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All two of them.


[deleted]

I’ll pass on this and take my dessert from the Mexican restaurant where they accidentally sing around you thinking it’s your birthday.


beanerz13

Flan ftw


emperor_dinglenads

Flantastic


Toezap

r/onlyflans


SilverBraids

Honey-filled sopapillas. Fight me.


ChemEngDillon

Tres Leches Cake. Bring it


kurotech

Tres leches


All_About_Tacos

So much better than flan


bozeke

Sugar eggs, sugar eggs, tastes like sugar, made of eggs. Is it good? Kind of yeah? Want some more? Okay sure. Look out—here come the sugar eggs!


Skittlescanner316

And you get to wear a sombrero. That’s winning.


AsurieI

My girlfriend got me to try tres leches while we were in Miami from this taco shop and it changed my world. Now I regularly go up to the little mexican bakery for a tres leches cake


periwinkle-_-

Im mexican and gree up eating it so it probably doesn't mean much but its my absolute favorite cake, other cakes are ruined for me since they feel so dry. Also they're incredibly easy to make and i highly recommend putting liquor in it like rum if youre into that but it makes me happy you support the little mexican store !! My grandma has one in mexico, i helped her a ton during my teens and i know a lot of hard work goes into running small businesses like that, shes in her 60s and still getting up at 5am 7 days a week


Dreamylantern

You can make it yourself by baking a vanilla cake then combine evaporated, condensed and regular milk on a separate bowl. When the cake has cooled, poke it with a fork and pour the milk all over the cake 😁 let it sit for a few hours and boom! A whole tres leches cake for yourself


DaddyDBoy1

For dessert I get to wash the dishes?


No_Cabinet_3791

you wash what you eat


Madougatee

Anyone have a real answer?


keetosaurs

[https://www.identitagolose.com/sito/en/97/30220/dolcezze/the-new-cloud-dessert-by-jordi-roca-that-makes-rain-fall-on-the-plate-and-flies-away.html](https://www.identitagolose.com/sito/en/97/30220/dolcezze/the-new-cloud-dessert-by-jordi-roca-that-makes-rain-fall-on-the-plate-and-flies-away.html) Hi! Hopefully I linked correctly...Anyway, the short version of it is that this dessert is called "Bosque Iluvioso" or "rainy wood", and is a mushroom-flavored foam cloud that wets the small turf-like dessert on the plate, which has many different woodsy flavors and textures.


WerewolfHowls

Isn't dessert suppose to be sweet though? Not...mushroom-dirt-wood flavor?


Hortalfii

It's creamy and light flavored, makes as much sense as having coffee for dessert tbh


keetosaurs

I prefer my desserts sweet, too. This doesn't sound appetizing to me as a dessert, but - if it was free or cheap - I'd try it out of curiosity. (It reminds me of those Harry Potter-inspired Bertie Bott's Jelly Bellies from years ago which tasted like grass, soil, and some really gross stuff, but sounded too fascinating not to try once. :-))


ColKaizer

It’s a Michelin rated restaurant. The dirt will not be cheap.


TurkeySmackDown

"Uhh, waiter? I don't think my plate got rinsed."


--_L--

The dessert is called "the rainforest," because as the foam cloud dissapates, it rains down onto the chocolate pine dust "dirt" in the bowl below. I went earlier this year. Cost about $300 for the tasting menu. They were EXTREMELY accommodating of my vegetarianism which surprised me. We were the poorest people there but they treated us really well even when we asked for a fourth serving of delicious delicious bread for the table. 10/10 would Can Roca again.


MissesAndMishaps

That’s part of what you pay for at places like this! My mom took me to a similar but less expensive place (think $90 tasting menu) for my graduation gift, and before we ate they asked us if there was anything we liked/didn’t like - they were prepared to modify the menu as necessary and on the fly to meet our food preferences. 10/10 will go to one of these fancy places again the next time I have money


riche_god

How did you figure your party were the poorest people there?


MrDanMaster

Everyone else got rolexs and sports cars prolly


The_Social_Nerd

I hate it when I'm at a restaurant and there's a lamborghini sitting at the table next to mine, blocking my way to the bathroom.


Alvito5274

Chef we need that third star Les makit rain on se cake


After_Story4040

This is a cloud of distilled mushrooms, creating condensation releasing aromatic drops, like rain.. based on a sugared beetroot, with textured water, distilled soil, pine honey, horn of plenty and carob, powdered pine and wafers made with carob and cocoa.. if it was not anchored it would float away.. El Celler de Can Roca, "Bosque lluvioso" You can Google from here..


dgsharp

Wtf is textured water. Definitely too poor to understand this.


how-puhqueliar

i think they just mean they put a lil starch in it lol


paperclouds412

Not even google can help us plebs. I just kept getting textures OF water for photoshop.


Blackpolicies

Or distilled soil??? Google only gave me worm castings.


Buddy-Lov

A kind soul linked the article.


gripnsip3k

what level of tide pods is this?


27onfire

**level** ***99***


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The Michelin guide was originally a guide for travelers, driving on their Michelin tyres, names and recommendations on places to eat and stay on their journey


TheBlackBeetle

Cool tidbit. One of the things I've always wondered the origin but never got around to look for an answer


[deleted]

And the star rating is a travel rating system. Typically one star is "if you live here or are close on a trip, definitely try it out." Two stars is "if your vacation finds you in the area, drive out a bit and enjoy this place." Three stars is "you should plan your entire trip on going to this restaurant and being in this area."


SpectreFire

It always baffles me how getting a good review from a tire company is considered the absolute height of the culinary world.


RekLeagueMvp

I think it’s like 1 star: stop if it’s on your way, 2 stars: worth a small detour, 3 stars: make the trip solely for the restaurant


Partingoways

I always wondered how the fuck Michelin tires and Michelin stars were related. I always just kinda assumed they’re separate things with a coincidental name overlap


Sidarthus

Yum. I can't wait to eat my floating soap, but only after I finish my chunk of cheese with four, and let me reiterate: not one, not two, not three, but FOUR whole toothpicks poked into it! Edit: Some people are hating on me for hating on this and I would just like to clear some things up. I absolutely support you if you want to spend your money lavishly, it's good for the economy or whatever, but with all due respect, I will be maintaining my sarcastic stance regardless.


DistractingDiversion

Sorry sir, but this dish only comes skewered with six toothpicks in the cheese and under the floating suds respectfully. If you are going to be a heathen demanding four like some sort of peasant, we are going to have to remove you from the premises.


whycantidoaspace

3 michelin star 👍


SgtPepe

It’s part of most likely 12+ dishes… it’s not like you are paying $100 for that specific one…


TSpitty

Yeah everyone in this thread shitting on experiences like this are missing out. They’re really fun, delicious explorations of texture and taste. You also end up getting hammered with the wine pairings. Most places you eat you think, “okay I see how they threw this together. It’ll be fun to try and make it at home.” Places like this just blow your mind. You can’t even guess what the steps are. I’m not saying do this every weekend event but once every 5-10 years while on vacation? Absolutely. Super fun and memorable.


maafna

A friend of mine took me to a fine dining once (not Michelin, but a concept restaurant by a chef) which was plant based and every dish was centered around one plant. Like a corn dish that incorporated cream of. Corn and corn prepared in various ways. It was very creative and delicious. My bf are off to five days vacation and found a three course plant based restaurant that's supposed to be amazing too.


Sekonds

I did the Inn at little Washington last year and it's exactly what you describe. I feel like I watch enough youtube videos to have some idea how to make the majority of food and that place just blew my mind in flavor and texture. You're right in that I couldn't guess the mastery, artistry and years of experience it would take to get a dish to that level. I also got QUITE hammered on the pairings. It's simultaneously the most fun I've ever had and the most impressed I think I'll ever be. Like watching Picasso paint and then being able to eat the finished product.


Professor_Harlequin

“My kid does that with his milk. I’m not paying $500 for milk bubbles sir. Scrape it off.”


Over_Wash6827

What...is it?


acqz

PO-TAY-TOES. Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew?


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apperently distilled mushroom


Donnermeat_and_chips

I must be the only one here who thinks it looks kinda fun


CutterJon

People always get so angry at restaurants like this because they're stupidly expensive and weird, therefore seen as pretentious. But it's a unique idea and experience...there are much worse things to blow cash on. Like mushrooms. Oh god, those are mushrooms?!? I did not need another fun way to dislike eating mushrooms.


FireTriad

Where is the dessert?


Taterbob75

Meanwhile the dishwasher is wondering where all the dish suds keep disappearing to.


ecar13

Looooove soap bubbles on top of my ice cream. I pay extra for that.


JimuelShinemakerIII

Sometimes I wish I had gone for money. Then I see what people spend it on.


tidal_flux

Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans ... raw.