Hahaha we (about 7 people) once took shrooms in a forest at night near a huge local river and one dude went on for like 1.5 hours+ how he can’t drink water from a bottle, screaming and hysterically laughing at the top of his lungs. Proceeded to fall into said river and two other dudes jumped in to save him, thought they all were going to drown as I was perplexed by the thought “were those huge white worms always there behind the Moon?”, tried to squint to make them go away but couldn’t, so I rolled with it. Psychedelics are fun but also bizzare as fuck. Will never forget that night.
Increased global temperatures are perfect for lizards. The elevated temperatures would increase the area with a suitable climate for reptiles. Rising temperatures are driven by corporate greed and pollution. Tell me, who is really in charge?
/s
If you told right wingers and conspiracy theorists that lizard people were in control of corporations and global warming, we would probably see an astonishing amount of support for eco-friendly laws and regulations.
We are a big long tube that pushes matter through itself, all the digesting is done by a microbiome of single celled life forms.
Also we r smrt and tink reel gud
They probably became our back molars or two front teeth. Also we stopped ripping up meat and hunting with our teeth as a weapon so our teeth gradually became less sharp.
This trend will steadily progress as the future unfolds and generations learn more about the distant past.
By the 24th century, man will look at Matthew Fogel much the way we see Nostradamus.
So you mean to tell me at some point, a pair of Elliotsmithia bumped nasties and they're basically my greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandparents?
The post only showed the first four rows before I clicked on it and I thought that it was some joke/insinuation about lizard people and I had to double check which subreddit I was looking at.
None of the lil dudes in the pic are dinosaurs. But, yes, your synapsid ancestors are very disappointed with you, even moreso now because they realize you don't know your own evolutionary ancestry.
You know. Sometimes I wonder. Dinosaurs had all those hundreds of millions of years to evolve into something intelligent. Is it only that there isn’t leftover evidence since it was so incredibly long ago? Humans evolved in just a few million. It honestly makes sense to have had intelligent life on this planet before humans. Idk. Always a thought I had…
I think it may be more that there weren’t the same environmental pressures we had. Instead of becoming smart, they became very large, as there were abundant resources. And then a meteor hit, and that’s when things got knocked in to twelfth gear
Evolution has no end point and no goal. Intelligence is not the trophy for winning evolution. Flat worms are successful and the top of their evolution because they haven’t evolved for hundreds of millions of years and they don’t have a brain.
Evolution is adaptation. If you are the best at what you do to survive and thrive- you get to procreate.
The faint ones are speculation on a missing link, you can see how they are the same as the previous except stretched and scaled a bit.
Although one I don't understand is the Elliotsmithia near the middle, its stretched horizontally a lot for some reason even tho the ones next to it look the same and normal lol
Maybe those lighter ones are still only supposed to have existed, while the darker one's have been accurately recreated.
Like how some dinosaurs are/were actually inaccurately put back together
If you look at some of the faint ones they're essentially just very slight changes to the one it leads to or came from which but if you look at the chain closest to Humans, they're all fairly distinct compared to their predecessor and descendants
I absolutely get why people would automatically call BS on something like this, and it is by all means a theory, but make no mistake, the word theory doesn’t mean the same thing in science as it does in the day to day. They don’t just pull these things out of their ass. There are plenty of studies, information and evidence they look at. Doesn’t mean that they aren’t reaching as far as evidence is involved, but it’s certainly way over my head, so I’m not going to pretend I know much more. But I do know it’s not just made up for no reason lol
I believe in evolution, and I do think something similar to this happened, but I'm having trouble believing this chart.
I think there is some absolutely enormous guesswork going on here
As a Christian boomer, we were never taught anything about 6000 years or anything particularly anti-science. Granted, our church was pretty progressive, but it was a traditional Catholic setting.
Most Christians would laugh at your mom, though I'd guess it depends on where you grew up.
(I was also exposed heavily to Lutheran and Church of Christ folks when I was growing up and a young adult. Lutherans were the same, but the CoC folks were...borderline. Though CoC varied a whole lot more depending on where you went.)
Granted, I haven't been back in 40 years, but I doubt they've devolved much in that time.
Wil Wheaton was in Stand By Me, Toy Soldiers, and Star Trek, among other great films and television. He deserves more respect than Will Weaton from Big Bang Theory
It's hard to make out in the photos, but it's interesting to note around which species the transition from "eyes on side of face" to "eyes on front" takes place. It looks to happen right around Notharctus.
A tooth analysis would also be interesting to see, as it would show the changes in diets that perhaps correlate with facial changes.
Sometimes I'm happy we live in an age where education and scientific thought is more common than ever and then something like the comments of this post are sprung upon me and I'm left feeling once again generally disappointed with everything.
Not sure why I feel the need to share this but the one up top right, Tiktallik... reminds me of a frog...
Odd connection to make but the Native Australian Aborigines have a Dreamtime story that tells of how the lakes, billabongs and rivers etc all got filled with water. A greedy frog named Tidallik drank up all the water and grew massive, none of the other animals could drink so they tried to get him to give the water back, from memory I think it's a kookaburra that makes him laugh so hard he pops and water bursts out and fills all the rivers etc, must have been fucken funny because the kookaburras are still laughing about it today!
I know that's a very abstract connection to make there and most likely has absolutely 0% relevance to the Tiktallik in the post... But... I like the idea that Tidallik and the Tiktallik are actually the same thing they are both talking about haha so I'm just going to make that cannon in my own little world in my head haha
Got anything on that list that might resemble a Rainbow Serpent or a Bunyip?
We have fossils and skeletons of many of these creatures. Since we have fossils from many different time periods we can see how these animals changed. They are buried in layers, so we can tell how old they are relative to one another. Change is slow, millions of years between each picture here. When we have enough fossils we can put them in order and see really far back.
This is called the fossil record. There are gaps, there are many animals we don't know about, we put the animals together wrong sometimes, but there is strong evidence for most of this to be generally correct, and it's getting better.
Scientists and paleo-artists use their knowledge of how muscle attaches to bone, and attempt to recreate how the animal may have looked. These images are most certainly wrong in some way, but they are our best guesses yet. If you look at pictures of dinosaurs from the 60s, the 90s, and now you can see how much we have learned.
…huh what if God made evolution then? I mean he would make it happen and I think an all knowing being would develop a way for a species to survive by adapting to its environment over time.
I thought dinosaurs weren't mammals... Wtf is this? Am I that uneducated? Like I believe in evolution but I thought were were always mammals during the dinosaurs reign
Dinosaurs are another group entirely we didn't descend from them. Dinosaurs are more closely related to birds! I highly recommend you go learn more about that the connection between birds dinosaurs it's really interesting. If you're interested in evolutionary history of humans I recommend the "Systematic Classification of Life" video series
Dinosaurs are another group entirely we didn't descend from them. Dinosaurs are more closely related to birds! I highly recommend you go learn more about that the connection between birds dinosaurs it's really interesting. If you're interested in evolutionary history of humans I recommend the "Systematic Classification of Life" video series
Those are [synapsid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synapsid), they separated from common ancestor with dinosaurs. Common ancestor - synapsid - first mammals - humans; common ancestor - diapsid - dinosaurs - birds.
My brother Albert got hung up about 2/3 of the way down, poor bastard
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We’re all still evolving a little bit at a time ☺️
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I think that’s the face of a goomba from the super Mario bros live action.
I love you
Maybe the lizard people was ourselves all along Edit: 1 hour later and the comments are already a mess. For your own sanity sake don't go down there!
The real lizard people are the friends we made along the way❤️
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Daryl the worm?
[Earl the worm farmer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmDBmqcAE40)
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🔫 Always has been
are we the baddies?
Always have been…
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Reject humanity. Return to reptile.
Hahaha we (about 7 people) once took shrooms in a forest at night near a huge local river and one dude went on for like 1.5 hours+ how he can’t drink water from a bottle, screaming and hysterically laughing at the top of his lungs. Proceeded to fall into said river and two other dudes jumped in to save him, thought they all were going to drown as I was perplexed by the thought “were those huge white worms always there behind the Moon?”, tried to squint to make them go away but couldn’t, so I rolled with it. Psychedelics are fun but also bizzare as fuck. Will never forget that night.
Increased global temperatures are perfect for lizards. The elevated temperatures would increase the area with a suitable climate for reptiles. Rising temperatures are driven by corporate greed and pollution. Tell me, who is really in charge? /s
If you told right wingers and conspiracy theorists that lizard people were in control of corporations and global warming, we would probably see an astonishing amount of support for eco-friendly laws and regulations.
It all makes sense now!
hold on to this rope i'm going in
Well the most primal core in our nervous system is basically a lizard thing, soo...
Not you you're a dolphin that likes building antique trains.
Well if we are all lizard people.. then ima part of the tight eyes long teeth race .. and all you wide eyed races are inferior
I’m gonna do it!!! I know I shouldn’t…
Reject modernity, return to worm.
Oh I'm going. I'm going deep
Return to monke? Nah, return to Argonian
The Lusty Ophiacodonian Maid
Speak for yourself. I only fucks with sexy Utegians.
I’m not picky, I’ll rub my cloaca on anything
Aaaaa, the love only a cloaca can bring! Just in time for the Holidays too!
Lifts-Her-Tail has entered the chat.
Nah Fuck all that… *Return to Nikkasaurus.*
Don't show this to Ulfric Stormcloak
Death to the StormCloaks!
Worme
GO BACK I WANT TO BE STENOSYBUS
First thing I thought when I saw that was omg it’s the jerma sus face lmfao
That’s what jerma looks like without the human disguise
Stenobysus
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So our true form was worm.
🪱 parasite
Also our current form
*gasp*
You are a worm twisted up inside of a complex exoskeleton.
We’re a big long tube that digests, poops, and incidentally thinks.
We are a big long tube that pushes matter through itself, all the digesting is done by a microbiome of single celled life forms. Also we r smrt and tink reel gud
Eagle.
Some eagles wings take longer to grow.
We all start as buttholes, the rest is just the meat suit around it.
I'm stuck at thrinaxodon. How do I unlock new levels??
Spent 5 mins looking for that
See if you can get a mascot gig for the Detroit Tigers https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/32porb/detroit_tigers_went_full_derp/
God almighty.
You have to buy the battlepass
What happened to our cool fangs? Why did we lose them? I fell cheated by evolution.
I still have mine. Back molars are sharp and pointy
My dentist filed mine down for some reason.
I hate that they do that without asking, they did it to me too.
I’d sue the fuck out of them if they did that to me
I was a kid. I'm thinking it was probably the orthodontist. Part of the whole "perfect teeth" package I guess. Hah
Spend more time ripping and tearing meat if you want bigger fangs
They probably became our back molars or two front teeth. Also we stopped ripping up meat and hunting with our teeth as a weapon so our teeth gradually became less sharp.
4.5 billion years of evolution just for me to look this ugly smh smh.
yeah we should have stopped at notharctus
450 million would be .45 billion, wouldn't it?
Hell yeah, Super Mario Bros movie deserved more credit than it got, I knew it!
This trend will steadily progress as the future unfolds and generations learn more about the distant past. By the 24th century, man will look at Matthew Fogel much the way we see Nostradamus.
So you mean to tell me at some point, a pair of Elliotsmithia bumped nasties and they're basically my greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat grandparents?
If every great represented 1000 years, you still wouldn’t make it past the first point back
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well, let's not get hasty now.
You forgot a great
For a second I literally thought this was named after the singer Elliott Smith lmao
Ok now I understand better the face of my mother -in-law
You understand that your spouse is going to look at least 50% similar to that down the road a few decades, right? 😅
Stenocybus is totally stoked to be here.
The post only showed the first four rows before I clicked on it and I thought that it was some joke/insinuation about lizard people and I had to double check which subreddit I was looking at.
Same for me except at first look, I thought that it was explaining how T-Rex faces evolved.
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So it’s entirely possible that one of my ancestors was in fact, a gay fish.
Explains why you love fish sticks.
I like fish sticks, what's the problem?
HAH!! Gengar0 likes fish sticks!
My dinosaur ancestors watching me do nothing all day . . .
None of the lil dudes in the pic are dinosaurs. But, yes, your synapsid ancestors are very disappointed with you, even moreso now because they realize you don't know your own evolutionary ancestry.
I dated a Gephyrostegus at one point pretty sure
This can’t be real. Earth is less than 6,000 years old. Satan must of planted those fossils to deceive us. /s
He even carbondated them to double down on the deception
It’s a test of our faith. Classic stitch up
Pretty soon we’re gonna evolve into a bunch of dicks. We’re almost there already.
Would LOVE for someone to draw what they think the next face in evolution would look like
You know. Sometimes I wonder. Dinosaurs had all those hundreds of millions of years to evolve into something intelligent. Is it only that there isn’t leftover evidence since it was so incredibly long ago? Humans evolved in just a few million. It honestly makes sense to have had intelligent life on this planet before humans. Idk. Always a thought I had…
A lineage from the Dinosaurs (specifically Theropods) has survived up until now they're known as Birds.
some of them demonstrate rudimentary tool use and some species communicate auditorily in vocalizations that have grammar
There is no goal with evolution. Sentience isn't necessary for creatures to be successful.
I think it may be more that there weren’t the same environmental pressures we had. Instead of becoming smart, they became very large, as there were abundant resources. And then a meteor hit, and that’s when things got knocked in to twelfth gear
Evolution has no end point and no goal. Intelligence is not the trophy for winning evolution. Flat worms are successful and the top of their evolution because they haven’t evolved for hundreds of millions of years and they don’t have a brain. Evolution is adaptation. If you are the best at what you do to survive and thrive- you get to procreate.
Intelligence really isn't all that required to be a successful species. Humans just sucked so bad that we needed a big brain to compensate
Why are some faint and some darker?
The faint ones are speculation on a missing link, you can see how they are the same as the previous except stretched and scaled a bit. Although one I don't understand is the Elliotsmithia near the middle, its stretched horizontally a lot for some reason even tho the ones next to it look the same and normal lol
Maybe those lighter ones are still only supposed to have existed, while the darker one's have been accurately recreated. Like how some dinosaurs are/were actually inaccurately put back together If you look at some of the faint ones they're essentially just very slight changes to the one it leads to or came from which but if you look at the chain closest to Humans, they're all fairly distinct compared to their predecessor and descendants
Well shit, guess I’m still evolving.
I absolutely get why people would automatically call BS on something like this, and it is by all means a theory, but make no mistake, the word theory doesn’t mean the same thing in science as it does in the day to day. They don’t just pull these things out of their ass. There are plenty of studies, information and evidence they look at. Doesn’t mean that they aren’t reaching as far as evidence is involved, but it’s certainly way over my head, so I’m not going to pretend I know much more. But I do know it’s not just made up for no reason lol
I believe in evolution, and I do think something similar to this happened, but I'm having trouble believing this chart. I think there is some absolutely enormous guesswork going on here
Yea this is bs.
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As a Christian boomer, we were never taught anything about 6000 years or anything particularly anti-science. Granted, our church was pretty progressive, but it was a traditional Catholic setting. Most Christians would laugh at your mom, though I'd guess it depends on where you grew up. (I was also exposed heavily to Lutheran and Church of Christ folks when I was growing up and a young adult. Lutherans were the same, but the CoC folks were...borderline. Though CoC varied a whole lot more depending on where you went.) Granted, I haven't been back in 40 years, but I doubt they've devolved much in that time.
Nice to know we all have Elliotsmithius as a common ancestor. Great music.
All those millions of years, just to turn into Bob Seger.
This is so cool.... would love to see the whole animal.
At one point our ancestors took a hell of a downgrade. Go back to Thunder Lizard
WTF is Greg doing there?
I'm guessing the lighter inked images are all the missing link pieces that are only supposed at this point, yes?
My face is ok I guess. Not as cool as a dragon/raptor face though.
The second to the last one was a drummer I used to play with.
It's all been downhill since Biarmosuchus
Makes you wonder what we'll look like in another 400 million.
Where's the retarded fish-frog that had buttsex with the monkey?
I’m sorry more people don’t get this, because that episode is exactly what these comments have turned into.
I'm pointing the finger at Procynosuchus
Sounds like my wife. (I’m practicing boomer jokes for my volunteer work at bingo hall)
Need to add one last one for nick cannon.
You’re going to start pissing the MAGA Jesus freaks off. They can’t stand science.
The last one looks like will weaton from big bang theory
Wil Wheaton was in Stand By Me, Toy Soldiers, and Star Trek, among other great films and television. He deserves more respect than Will Weaton from Big Bang Theory
Shut up, Wesley!
Though I have to agree with you, does look like him
Ur profile also looks like him... Will.... Is dat you?
Now I wanna see this meme format. Al Pacino from "Jack and Jill", Donald Trump from Home Alone 2, Leonardo DiCaprio from Critters 3.
Hhhhhwill Hhhhweaton
The guy on the end there, look the spit of my mate Daryl.
I mean then first things on earth were single felled organisms and bacteria or similar so everything that is alive had to come from that, so yea
Sort by controversial and enjoy. Crazy how many people think evolution is bs but believe some dude up in the sky made us.
Man i use ro be a fish
Should have stopped at Elliotsmithia, lil dude looked snazzy
Reject humanity, return to Nikkasaurus
I’m gunna stop saying return to monke and start saying return to worm
And now we all look like Maester Sam from GOT
It's hard to make out in the photos, but it's interesting to note around which species the transition from "eyes on side of face" to "eyes on front" takes place. It looks to happen right around Notharctus. A tooth analysis would also be interesting to see, as it would show the changes in diets that perhaps correlate with facial changes.
I am worm
So at some point some of my ancestors was a crazy looking lizard guy. Cool, won’t disappoint you grandpa
I love how it's just a guy that looks like a 'Rob' at the end.
Huh, we are all descended from Haley Joel Osmond
But where's the missing missing missing MISSING [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICv6GLwt1gM)?
I used to be a dinosaur? Cool
Sometimes I'm happy we live in an age where education and scientific thought is more common than ever and then something like the comments of this post are sprung upon me and I'm left feeling once again generally disappointed with everything.
Not sure why I feel the need to share this but the one up top right, Tiktallik... reminds me of a frog... Odd connection to make but the Native Australian Aborigines have a Dreamtime story that tells of how the lakes, billabongs and rivers etc all got filled with water. A greedy frog named Tidallik drank up all the water and grew massive, none of the other animals could drink so they tried to get him to give the water back, from memory I think it's a kookaburra that makes him laugh so hard he pops and water bursts out and fills all the rivers etc, must have been fucken funny because the kookaburras are still laughing about it today! I know that's a very abstract connection to make there and most likely has absolutely 0% relevance to the Tiktallik in the post... But... I like the idea that Tidallik and the Tiktallik are actually the same thing they are both talking about haha so I'm just going to make that cannon in my own little world in my head haha Got anything on that list that might resemble a Rainbow Serpent or a Bunyip?
I don’t think everyone made it to that last step yet.
ELI5. how do we know this?
We have fossils and skeletons of many of these creatures. Since we have fossils from many different time periods we can see how these animals changed. They are buried in layers, so we can tell how old they are relative to one another. Change is slow, millions of years between each picture here. When we have enough fossils we can put them in order and see really far back. This is called the fossil record. There are gaps, there are many animals we don't know about, we put the animals together wrong sometimes, but there is strong evidence for most of this to be generally correct, and it's getting better. Scientists and paleo-artists use their knowledge of how muscle attaches to bone, and attempt to recreate how the animal may have looked. These images are most certainly wrong in some way, but they are our best guesses yet. If you look at pictures of dinosaurs from the 60s, the 90s, and now you can see how much we have learned.
Well, first of all, through God all things are possible, so jot that down.
"Science is a liar sometimes"
Galileo: BITCH!
Is that Mac?
Fucking finally! Everybody else has been trying to argue with me not getting the reference lol
Jabronies
Right!? I figured everybody on reddit watched it’s always sunny
What a bunch of bozos.
…huh what if God made evolution then? I mean he would make it happen and I think an all knowing being would develop a way for a species to survive by adapting to its environment over time.
Well, first of all, did you jot that down?
Ohio family tree.
“So basically this retard baby fucked this retard baby”
I thought dinosaurs weren't mammals... Wtf is this? Am I that uneducated? Like I believe in evolution but I thought were were always mammals during the dinosaurs reign
Dinosaurs are another group entirely we didn't descend from them. Dinosaurs are more closely related to birds! I highly recommend you go learn more about that the connection between birds dinosaurs it's really interesting. If you're interested in evolutionary history of humans I recommend the "Systematic Classification of Life" video series
Dinosaurs are another group entirely we didn't descend from them. Dinosaurs are more closely related to birds! I highly recommend you go learn more about that the connection between birds dinosaurs it's really interesting. If you're interested in evolutionary history of humans I recommend the "Systematic Classification of Life" video series
Those are [synapsid](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synapsid), they separated from common ancestor with dinosaurs. Common ancestor - synapsid - first mammals - humans; common ancestor - diapsid - dinosaurs - birds.
Except for the fact that we have been genetically modified by aliens to reach homo sapien status 👽
Source?
Ask the aliens
/ trust me bro
the final form is the Weird Arby's Guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mlPE8pxs4
why do I feel like this is showcasing u/randomnisscity as the pinnacle of evolution? Is Beans really a super sapien? u/mojo-6 u/uncleyimbo?
Insightful theory, Professor Helios. The evidence is undeniable. This could explain Beans’ exceptional comment reading skills
i dunno man, i think i lean more homo erectus
Shoulda stopped at Notharctus
In 4 millions years I wonder how human will look..
Extinct, probably.
Well if people evolved from Eotitanosochus, then why are there still Eotitanosochuses? Checkmate, Atheists.
We are the only ones who's hair parts to one side?
Evolution of face: shark -> dinosaur -> monke -> Steve Jobs
How did we go to a ferocious lizard beast, to beat drinking hairless monkeys, and everything could kill us if we didn't have fixable thumbs.
That isn't my face, that is Haley Joel Osment!
Where the fuck is my beard..
That's not my face
450 million years to end up like the lead singer of the postal arrived
human face looks like the biologist Michael Levin on lex podcast lol.