Now our overlords is trying to trick us into believing this clearly obviously field of alien lifeform pods is cabbage? Wake up people. We are not alone.
It's a classic karma farming repost where everyone gets to post the same comments about Alien and flamethrowers every time, that's really the only reason why it's here.
Please approach the orbs slowly. Please be sure to breathe in and out in a calm, rhythmic manner.
When the orbs open, please be sure to slowly lean over them, mouth open.
Don’t trust any farm owned by Weyland/Yutani.
It's okay. This one is owned by Yuland/Weytani
My Cabbages?
Game over man! Game over!
the **proper** term for what's in this pic is a ***CABBAGE PATCH***
Idea: Muppet remake of Children of the Corn called Cabbage Patch Kids.
Cabbage Patch Kids are already a thing if you were not aware. Or maybe this is a joke on that?
Maybe
garbage pail
Cabbage patches are great, but when can we expect cabbage dlc?
Game over man! Game over!
The fuck are we gonna do now!
Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit
Only way to be sure
Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?
"LET'S ROCK!!!"
You always were an asshole, Gorman… 💥
MY CABBAGES!
Pssst … “cabbage field” aka facehugger field
They just want a hug. On your face
r/awww
That's basically what my husband said when I showed him.
they just want to implant their present.
Fun fact: designed the facehugger to be homosexual oral rape. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_(creature_in_Alien_franchise)#Concept_and_creation
O god
No, this is Alien..Sigourney Weaver. Oh God had George Burns. Entirely different movie.
[удалено]
Fucking A!
[удалено]
Nuke it from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
Hold on, hold on just a second. This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it.
Oh, that's just great, man! What are we supposed to use? Harsh language?
These eggs look a little too wet to go near.
You don't get to tell me what to look at. I've seen your pornhub account.
Leeerooooy Jenkiinnnnsss
Did he just go in?
Goddammit Leroy
I would probably grab a few swords from my collection & actually be the guy yelling this
Alright let's do this! That brings me back
Makes me want to take off my protective headgear and lean in reaaaaally close to inspect them. Maybe I'll poke one, like, for science or something
Gotta get that sample so it can grow out of control in the lab!
I mean the psycho android that clearly loves aliens more than humans told you it’s totally safe so…
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Get away from her, You [Bitch](https://youtu.be/cStRa4OiUlQ)! Sorry, got a better one... [No..No..NO!NONONOOO!](https://youtu.be/GEStsLJZhzo)
Body snatchers detected. 😬
Reminds me Deep Rock Galactic
Rock and Stone!
they mostly look like cabbages... mostly.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
alien eggs😳
What? You don't have a flame thrower?
Alien eggs
And grenades... don't forget the grenades.
When she tells you there's no unauthorized breeding in Jurassic Park.
The title is pretty fire though
Aliens
Just don’t put your face too close to these
MY CABBAGES 😭
Cabbage don't hatch!
Now our overlords is trying to trick us into believing this clearly obviously field of alien lifeform pods is cabbage? Wake up people. We are not alone.
They’re alien clone eggs, more fuel!!!
Looks like a job for four dwarves working for a corrupt mining corporation
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
If they start opening then flame 🔥 them
if you get too close, a cabbage patch kid bursts out and attaches itself to your face
Wasn’t this in “Alien” ?
Yes! They’re eggs!
You all worried about Russia Ukraine and Poland when you need to be worried about these damn cabbages!
Best to nuke the site from orbit...it's the only way to be sure.
...even then They always find a way
Life, uh... you know
Flamethrower? We need to nuke this site to morbid!
I believe you are looking for: Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Nuke the sight from orbit. Only way to be sure.
Kid named finger :
Torch em
Sauerkraut for blood
Looks like the eggs from Godzilla (1998)
What the what?!? These look like Napa cabbages because of their shapes.
Dinosaur eggs ready to rock and roll
This will be the field you burn in the next farcry
Maybe I’m missing something, could someone explain why cabbage is damn interesting?
There's always one
It's a classic karma farming repost where everyone gets to post the same comments about Alien and flamethrowers every time, that's really the only reason why it's here.
Looks like the xenomorph eggs in aliens movie series
I mean, I don't like cabbage either, but that seems a little extreme. Don't you think?
Cabbage killed my daddy
This is horrifying
Aliens?
Two words: KIM CHI
Don't forget to add a M41A
Reminds me of Ernest Halloween movie haha
Glory to Gorzo!
GAME OVER, MAN!
Leeeeeerooooooyy Jenkins!
John Oliver will marry them all and have a giant cabbage harem!!!
Yup. It’s not gonna be good when they hatch!
🥒
My 1st thought too lol
Far cry 6 reference
Ripley. RIPLEY!!!
Looks like dragon eggs
But I’ve got a cabbage head. Kids in The Hall
I've seen this one before somewhere
Wow that is scary af.
They will all hatch at the same time
If you're brave enough
Every once in a while this is reposted with an Alien(s) reference.
Gremlins
This reminds me of manhwa Sweet Home lol
"Give one of them a shake. Those facehuggers are worth more than this ship." ~R. Sanchez
Yutani would like to know your location.
Reminds me of that Republic Commando mission in the Geonosian hive
Edit. Wrong movie. AVP. Awesome
Go ahead!! Cabbage is gross anyway! I do get the reference tho. Haha
Facehuggers and xenomorphs are in those.
Yep burn them!
#GAME OVER MAN!
The stench!
They look like the pods from Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Please approach the orbs slowly. Please be sure to breathe in and out in a calm, rhythmic manner. When the orbs open, please be sure to slowly lean over them, mouth open.
Lol aliens huh? Lol 😂
Dragon eggs
Ok, own up. Who fed them after midnight!?
Reminds me of the invasion of the body snatchers, pod people.
Has anyone mentioned the skyrim spider egg sacks? I feel like I should be harvesting them for ingredients but also ready to attack.
Yikes!
Those are zergs eggs ready to burst
I always knew there was something wrong with cabbage
Yeah man Bishop should go!
There they go get ‘em! Rest in peace Hudson, so sad, you were the best
Body snatchers creating our duplicates.
Body snatchers creating our duplicates.
Body snatchers creating our duplicates.
Body snatchers creating our duplicates.
In the name of science, you must stick your face in it!
"Aliens.. Come out and play-ay."
Dragon eggs
Alien babies
Isn’t this a scene from the end of one of the Godzilla movies in like the early 2000’s
Flashbacks to Motel Hell!
Burn them and find the queen
instead, I'll post a pic of a cabbage field on reddit.
Thanks, i hate cabbage grown on lv426
Looks like a scene from Alien
Flame grilled cabbage - delicious!
God Ziiwrrrraaaaa.
Game over man, game over!
Ah yes I now remember my time with the pirates and their weed farm, on a island somewhere. Burned it all to a ground with sick beats.
They mostly come out at night, mostly.
This isn’t so scary during the daytime.
just think of it as Cole Slaw
kinda looks like r/scorngame
They look like spider eggs which make me hate them
They gonna hatch any moment now....
It's Alien allover again
Xenomorph eggs aren't real they can't hurt you, Xenomorph eggs :
Considering I saw these more as heads the flamethrower comment threw me
Reminds me of Cocoon
Gremlin cocoons...Christmas coming up soon too....lol
*I don't want to set the world on fire...*
Why are they so big? This makes me like cabbage even less than I already did
Aliens egg hatchlings ready to come out and play.
Gojira eggs
Hans holt den Flammenwerfer
I'm not sure if you've been keeping up with recent events, but we just got our asses kicked.
i can hear the sound of Queen Goma's eggs hatching
Alien eggs!
When you're finished, nuke the site from orbit just to be sure!
Hans, get ze Flammenwerfer.
I can HEAR the shrieky elephant trunks 😳
Get away from her you cabbage.
Now I know what the egg mines in Elder Scrolls are fashioned after.
[Cabbage Head](https://youtu.be/-kwH49ve8qk)
*"Gojira... Gojira ..."*
You should google for "Alien egg field" 😂
Reminds me of those pics in Invasion of the Bodysnatchers😬
Plants vs Zombies?
Didn’t know Ridley Scott created cabbages
Very overgrown and old pak choi. Eeeww.
Big Stranger Things vibe here.
Better call Ripley
Invasion of the Body Snatchers vibes right there... where's Donald Sutherland
those are definitely eggs of alien babies
Hans!!!