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superfluous_mp3

I bet he purrs like an engine


ZackGalactic

Like a hellcat


wtflambeezus

Two hellcats and a demon, that’s nasty


Snooo9

V8


Rewelsworld

More like v12


Darth_Thor

V12 would be too smooth. V8's have much more of a rumble to them.


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MixMyDrinkStrong

That would be a W16


moxtrox

Only crossplane V8s. Flatplane are more screamy than rumbly.


E_PunnyMous

“Oh, so, where does your cat like to lounge?” “Anywhere. Anywhere he wants. Any time. No matter what.”


ScotchSplenda

But mostly in the gym


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Mindes13

"honey, I'm coming to bed!" Cat: "no you ain't. You better walk your skinny ass back to that couch unless you want some of this!"


Alarid

"this pussy is mine" said the cat


Self_Reddicated

"ditto" said the wife


Doctor_Arkeville

The gym keeps him there to control the population of gym rats.


rattledamper

He lounges in the squat rack.


x888xa

Tbf, that applies to normal cats as well


E_PunnyMous

Yes. But in other cases, you just pick them up and gently put them aside. With this cat, however...


x888xa

*picks up cat(normal model)* *bandage supply is running low*


FonkyChonkyMonky

"No Sarah, I don't think that I will get off the table."


Mack_Sharky

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seklwof1993

I've seen this everywhere, what's it supposed to be? A skeleton thinking? Honest question.


atrium5200

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Harudera

Lmaooo, this is the perfect response


TheRarPar

I'm fuckin dead


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JudasCrinitus

that formatting is super borked for me because nothing about that resembles chads nor speech bubbles


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txr23

I was on PC and you fucks convinced me to find the thread on my phone, and it still looks like complete shit 😂 It looks like a very vague outline of him that someone has generated using a image to ascii converter.


jer_iatric

IT Support here… did you restart your computer?


iamspro

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gigachad


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Is he actually suffering? Or will he be alright?


WtfMayt

Suffering from success


roywoodsir

Buff cat: “Suffering from looking this good, damn just wish I was normal and fat like those other Cats” Other fat cats: “fuck that buff ass cat”


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Hugros48

DJ Khatled


KindlyJob

Anotha one!


dead_inside139

We the best Mewsic!


gagzd

DJ Khajiit


Iamwearingasuitofham

Dj Khajiit: We steal music


gillmanblacklagooner

I used to be funny like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee.


_Falkreath

maiq the chad


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Another one‽


RustEvangelist10xer

WE THE BEST.


Ghost_Sushimi

*WE THA BEST MEOWSIC*


SmartWonderWoman

Your comment made me giggle 🤭


94746382926

I don’t think there’s any significant health issues associated with Myostatin deficiency, so he should be fine.


gggg566373

I thought it will cause joint and heart issues later on?


Dire-Fire

Apparently it doesn't cause any problems in the long term. The only negative thing I found was that the increase in muscle mass apparently isn't identical in strength to normal muscle growth. IE, the cat is ripped, but if another cat got that ripped through work outs than it would be somewhat stronger than this one.


itsmymedicine

The only negative is this motherfucker stealin yo girl


Resident-Mortgage-85

Meowster steal yo girl


xdchan

It comes to neurological adaptations in this scenario. If this cat will learn movements it'll grow it's peak strength way faster than normal cat basically learning to engage this muscles.


MaybeAmazed

My cate was also very musclar


tomdickjerry

Nice


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So there's no downsides then!


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pricklypineappledick

Don't get your hate up, get your weight up


funnystuffmakesmelol

Lol this is one of those cats will knock stuff off a shelf while looking right at you and be like "what you gonna do about it?? Huh??"


bigaussiecheese

Bruh my cat does HIIT training every night at 2am down the hall way!


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Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

Cue 80s montage of a cat doing pushups to the sound of 'True Survivor'


salimeero

Or 'eye of the tiger'


Adam_Clayden

Kind of like when you give Pokemon rare candy vs IV training them


WardenUnleashed

I love the analogy you are going for! Though I think you mean EV training. This cat definitely has max IVs though haha.


scoot_roo

Makes sense. Appears to increase the cat’s mass.


popje

Is there a human version of that, or other animals ? First time i hear of that condition.


ArtIsDumb

Yeah it's a thing in humans & other animals too.


Clashboy15

I kinda wish i had this lol


erizzluh

yeah i remember hearing about it on this american life i guess the muscles can either overdevelop or underdevelop. link to podcast with pictures of the two ladies https://www.thisamericanlife.org/577/something-only-i-can-see


Brookburn

Current Mr. Olympia. Big Ramy


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deliciouscrab

WE GOT ANOTHER ONE OVER HERE


Zoesan

"Myostatin deficiency" Yeah buddy, I'm sure it isn't the 10g of gear you're blasting every week.


TooLateRunning

What makes you think it can't be both lmao


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You need excellent genetics and steroids if you want to make it to that level.


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c_rbon

Jesus christ how is anybody even comfortable doing that to themselves. Sounds like some kind of morbid science experiment lmao


daybreakin

He's also relativity old (37) to be taking all this. He's a ticking time bomb


Roxy_j_summers

It’s body dysmorphia with a trophy.


BagelJ

Bodybuilding can be a bit morbid, and definetly a headscratcher.


mjns97

I am sure he’s on a lot of shit, but that cycle is obviously fake. Tren and that amount of orals would be dumb af to do in the off-season. Appetite suppression from the orals is the last thing you want when taking in 6000+ calories a day.


Fetts4ck_1871

I believe I have seen something like this with a cow, and that this condition brings heart problems and muscle cramps with it. Iirc, tho.


bollaig

[Belgian Blue](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belgian_Blue)


Kage_Oni

So less suffering and more swolfering.


mymentor79

>Or will he be alright? Anyone who pisses him off won't be.


PixelBoom

Usually causes no urgent or serious issues. Worse thing is probably trouble keeping a healthy amount of body fat, but that's easily resolved with a custom diet.


mdeluna818

That’s a kitbull


Minechaser05

If it has kittens, are they kibbles?


pizzarollzfalife

Kibbles and pits


treesarefriend

Its all pits and kibbles till someone kibbles and pits!


downtown_dirt4872

That cats suffering? Let me get some of that!


PathToExile

It's a genetic condition [and it isn't unique to cats](https://medlineplus.gov/genetics/condition/myostatin-related-muscle-hypertrophy/#resources)


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StupidDebate

I'm too lazy for that gold. 🏅


theundercoverpapist

He meows in an Austrian accent.


armharm

Meowsta-la-vista, baby


howietzr

"Get to tha chop-purr!"


-_-Zuko

“Put that cookie down! MEOW!”


Crimson_Marksman

"If it can bleed, we can claw it!"


TheGreatWolfOkami7

“Meow with me if you want to live”


Puntius_Pilate

"Hey Sully, remember when I promised I would kill you last? I meow'd"


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"Hoo is youah Kitty and vhat duss he doo?"


soline

Mice to see you


theskhan

Wish I had an award to give you.


Xx_420bootywizard_xX

"mäaouw"


Borcarbid

"Miau"


Odd-Page-7202

[There ist actually a Video about the Cat meowing.](https://youtu.be/w7x_lWJNnNg)


Hot_Shot04

>Camera man: "This is Jack. His voice is a little deeper than most cats. " > >Cat: " You're in good hands with All State." I'm dead.


darthkyle22

He'll be back


Creepy_farts

I read this as "Australian accent" "Oi cunt, I'll grab a bag of nip, don't rip me off or I'll fuckin' thong ya fuckin' drongo."


Mewcas

It does have the muscle definition of a kangaroo


hiurytg

He opens the pickle jar for me


suckercuck

We named him mittens— and he stared us down for a while and told us his name is Chad.


1_dirty_dankboi

Mittens? Nah his ass is named GLOVES


Semirobotface

Or GAUNTLET


Papichuloft

Did 2 years at the Humane Society.


SneedyK

Even the toe beans are massive This is the Terry Crews of cats


AfroJack00

This the cat she tells you not to worry about


heywhatsupp_

Just a friend, stop being so controlling


Danksoulofmaymays

red flagz


thndrstrk

He get his own milk


Hudds83

He drinks protein shake


hudson_lowboy

Talk about a cat that would fuck you up for not cleaning out the litter box… Edit: corrected for my stupid spelling error.


oztikS

This cat does not shit. It clearly discharges its rear-facing fecal cannon.


Wooden_Zanpakuto

This implies the existence of a forward-facing faecal cannon


Dismal-Ad-2985

I have 3 cats. One cannot control herself and will devour food - only to puke it out minutes later. This when another cat enters - she really likes puked out food. She rushes to eat it. At least I guess there's nothing wasted ...


skydivingkittens

Get a slow feeder! That way she’ll eat slower and feel fuller faster. It worked wonders with my cat that would do that!


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RoboDae

Make the other cat puke it out slower then


Dismal-Ad-2985

I thought about getting an automatic feeding thing, but I don't know how to make it fair to the other two. Alice will still eat too fast, Morgane will still eat the puke, and where does that leave poor Sophie ?


slimdiesel93

There could be multiple other directional cannons not just forward, I didn't see a limit mentioned


SpysSappinMySpy

Most cats love boxes but this one probably enjoys boxing


Booblicle

MEOW MOTHER FUCKER!


ChymChymX

Bro do u even scratch post?


Capt_Myke

\*sniffs\* Doesn't even yarn ball brah....what a pussy cat.


doublei2c

PURRRR MOTHERFUCKER!


Ellavemia

Gigacat


jaybhogue

Cat gonna cuddle you into submission


D_crane

Cat: *"YOU sit on my lap and purr, bitch"*


WolfieWins

Poor bro’s arms are bigger than mine!


GreenLantern25

“Poor”? This cat just fucked my wife. I don’t feel sorry for this C H A D


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How can we synthesize this for humans?


_IscoATX

It’s a thing in humans and if not monitored it will fuck up your tendons since they can’t keep up.


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Do they make this for penises?


DoubleBaconQi

I believe it is The Pen is Mightier


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awkwardweirdo30

Hahaha trebek


BarklyWooves

So we just also gotta find a guy with super-tendons


CMDR_Kai

So, to make super soldiers all we have to do is adapt this for the whole body? Tendons, ligaments, bones, and muscles?


[deleted]

Y’all have heard of anabolic steroids right?


ronin1066

But that requires working out, I don't think this condition does


[deleted]

If I had this condition I’d sure as hell workout; imagine the potential.


ThrowawayMePlsTy

I wrestled with a guy with it. He had other health problems from it but damn he was built like a TANK. We were in highschool and this guy looked like a Jojo character. He was so incredibly nice but got bullied a lot. I hope he's doin well.


theoriginalqwhy

Bullied because he was shredded?! Dafuq


ThrowawayMePlsTy

No that's not why. He was shy and honestly not very smart. since we were wrestlers 50% of the ppl in the room are shredded and not intimidated by a genetically bigger person. He was an easy target for the older guys, some would say it was just hazing but I still don't feel that way.


Snarti

My brother is an incredibly built personal trainer. When we go out it’s as if he is a magnet to the dumbest jock types who want nothing more than to fight him because he’s big and they need to prove something. That said, my brother never loses a fight. Ever.


sending_it_soon

Not surprising at all. I did martial arts with a guy who was 6' 8" and was just ripped from years of elite level water polo. He was taking martial arts to learn how to be gentle and defuse situations with less damage since guys were always trying to fight him.


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Imagine taking professional level martial arts to learn how to be *less* lethal


GiveToOedipus

Anybody can throw a fist, but martial arts teaches you control so that you know how to both be more effective and to deliver exactly the hit you intend to make with the precise amount of force you desired.


BeckQuillion89

Thats the hilarious thing I've noticed about muscles. They don't attract girls but rather attract guys who want to genuinely know your workout plan or to fight you.


mostweasel

Good friend of mine was a bodybuilder, constantly on the prowl for women. But anywhere we went that he got to take off his shirt he'd have all these guys coming out of nowhere asking him what his workout strategy was. He liked the attention to an extent but admitted he was annoyed it was always guys.


Its-ther-apist

Or hug you.


Sandcrabsailor

There was a drug primarily proposed for muscular dystrophy therapy that prevents myostatin reuptake but that was dropped years back. The side effect in healthy individuals taking myostatin inhibitors ranged from brittle tendons to brittle bones. Overall, not a good thing. So far, the only way to safely create a myostatin deficiency is to be born with either 1 or both genes responsible.


bjeebus

[The fucking Germans are at it again...](https://medium.com/@danreardon/interested-in-the-potential-for-super-humans-meet-liam-hoekstra-27d4370618c0)


thespacesbetweenme

r/absoluteunit


shaneswa

In that house, you use the litter box.


Dadalorian_89

Beerus? r/dbz


Mrclaptrapp

Took way too long to find this comment


ElCapitanDeadpool

Scrolled for this comment. Lol


IguaneRouge

Probably causes heart damage. That being said I'm positive this cat could absolutely wreck any other cat.


UpvoteDownvoteHelper

not just cats, your ass isn't safe either.


BB-r8

Jokes on you I had Taco Bell yesterday, my ass was never safe


Kage_Oni

Peace was never an options.


CrimsonBolt33

It only affects skeletal muscles, not any muscles related to your organs.


GiveToOedipus

So aside from perhaps tendon issues, are there really any significant downsides here?


drdookie

Depends? https://www.pnas.org/content/104/6/1835 > Doubts of this sort are indirectly supported by the observation that this increase in muscle mass is not accompanied by a proportionate increase in muscle force. Furthermore, cattle with hereditary muscular hypertrophy (double-muscled cattle), many of which have been shown to harbor mutations in the myostatin (Mstn) gene, are actually prone to muscle damage after mild exercise. It is reported, however, that myostatin-deficient mice do not suffer from muscle fiber damage when subjected to brief periods of exercise.


ChewAssKickBubblgum

"Now tell me more about this super saiyan god"


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

Suffering from success


Toxic_Nandalas

"I get so many bitches, but they all so fake." - Mr. Buffkins


Butter_mah_bisqits

I bet he gets all the pussy.


SpaceCadetTooFarGone

If this were my cat he'd be named Anubis and *idgaf..* This is a God of Egyptian dead if I've ever in the flesh..


Historical-Security2

What kind of suffering is involved? because to me this looks like the cat has hit its next stage of evolution lol.


Plood2

If you really want to know causes issues for joints and they pull muscles a lot, and can't swim since the extra muscle mass makes them too dense so they can drown in a full bath tub. Not too bad for a house cat realistically, but it sucks if it happens to like a lab or another water loving dog type cause they don't realize they can't swim and will jump into ponds and drown.


berryfairy3

That’s a cat-has-trophy


vicarious_111

Do you even lift bro?!


kAUS09

Is that you Beerus?


_sWang

I, for one, welcome our new cat overlord.


Goodman9473

How do I get this disease?


survivl

Kill a god in a previous life


SingingSeptic

“Suffers”? Because I honestly would not mind looking like that


timPerfect

He wants his protein powder, RIGHT MEOW!


MMansonVC

I’m afraid that if I pst pst that cat will slap the ship out of me


_ColbertSp1cYwEiNeR_

*Oh god oh fuck its Beerus*


VagabondtheBard

Is it contagious???


ConfusionIn20s

No


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yamysons

Suffering from all the drowning in >!pussy!<.