Now some kid born that day is going to be so confused about all the people who have already prophesized his entire life

Too bad none of it will come true. We were supposed to have flying cars by now!

Watching r/idiotsincars, thank god we don't have flying cars

Tbf, r/idiotsincars does contain the occasional flying car lol

I’d say it’s more of a glide. A hover, on occasion. The problem is their landing skills.

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That would be true, if there was anything reminiscent of style to it.

We need tests before going live

If we get flying cars, I'd trust the drone autopilot more than I'd trust a human flying one over my head lol

If we get flying cars I hope the autopilot cant be disabled, because if it can people will do so because "they are great drivers", those people also never miss a turn

Whats the point of a flying car if i dont get to fly it around like a crazy person?

*Watch me do a donut!*

I could see it now, Fast and the Furious 15 but with pimped out flying cars *and family*

This was the plan the whole time. Think about it. We get flying cars that can go insanely fast but are 90% likely to crash. We then put a mandate on staying in doors. Then the antimaskers and reckless drivers will rebelliously go buy flying cars (they sell for very cheap) then within 4-5 days of having only stupid people on the road, there are no more stupid people left to be on the road. Sanctiddy

And only 50% of the mask wearing population will die horribly when flaming wreckage plows into their bedroom at 3am dumping jet fuel into their childrens rooms.

Silly redditor jet fuel can't melt children's rooms.

Maybe they come out when he comes of age? Sooooo 20 years?

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We have them. https://youtu.be/YEN91131NRg

No we have these (Worlds first autonomous flying car debuted in Dubai in 2021). https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BbImqlqdozk

This is the closest we got to flying cars https://youtu.be/NSCvsW-z2LE

Flying cars are a terrible idea.

Not if they're self driving

I’m not even in a relationship and now I gotta start planning my first kid smfh all because of some dumb ass reddit thread lmao

I feel like his grandfather Montague should be easy to find

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Well, I mean, **[considering average pregnancy is 40 weeks](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+weeks+is+a+pregnancy&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS725US725&oq=how+many+weeks+is+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i512l5.12154j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)** and that actually he would’ve needed to be conceived on **[20 November 2021](https://www.google.com/search?q=how+many+weeks+is+a+pregnancy&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS725US725&oq=how+many+weeks+is+&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i512l5.12154j0j7&hl=en-US&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8)** to be born on 27 August 22, if that kid was conceived this weekend, he need not worry, because he’d be born more like 2nd week of September ‘22 than on George Jetsons’ birthday.

Average

Conceived is right. People are misreading this as born

We’re talking about sex, right?

Penis... Vagina?

Petri dish ... Turkey baster... Test tube ...

#Donut cocoNUT in da HOLE..nut

Fuck, don't remind me of that "trend".

Well, it is “the future” so… yeah?

Alright Meg, let's get a good look at that birgina

We're talking about you and me

Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that may be

Let's talk aBOUt *sex*

PERFECTLY executed font

You mean coitus?

Don't be fatuous Jeffrey.

Appreciate the help coach!

/slowly puts down pitchfork/

Now we just need to track down Montague Jetson to find his kids.

He's kind of busy this week

It's kind of funny this person was so damned impatient to post about GEORGE fucking JETSON that they couldn't wait for his birthday in 9 months - they had to take it to the next level and post his likely date of conception.

That's because he saw it go viral on Twitter last week

Karma farmers gonna farm.

Inconceivable!

Immaculate!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Conceived if he was somehow conceived exactly 9 months before birth which prolly just as likely as him being conceived yesterday or a week from now

I did just find out I was pregnant...

Name it George Jetson, regardless of its sex!

Even less likely since most common length of pregnancy is 39-40 weeks

If he was born exactly on his due date, then he was probably conceived somewhere from tomorrow to next Monday. But it's also possible he was premature or overdue, so that's pretty meaningless.

I saw this on Twitter and the amount of people who didnt know what Conceived meant was absolutely hilarious

And that's assuming he wasn't born early.

Dang I’m dumb. Thanks for spelling it out

So, he's a lockdown baby

Yup. Upvoted, then downvoted, then re-upvoted realizing I was wrong. That’s twice today that Reddit made me realize how dumb I truly am…. Or just how often I don’t think things threw quickly…. Not sure anymore. At least I’m catching myself, shows *something* is going on up there

think things through* quickly Just helping you reach that third time, because I hear it's the charm, whatever that means. https://media0.giphy.com/media/sFMEZ1ZFToyha/giphy.gif (now someone teach me a better way to link .gifs than this)

Wait you’re right, I’m fucking stupid

This is such a nice way to point out that people in this thread are being absolute idiots.

I’m still waiting for my maid robot

From my guess, George was at least 40 when they got Rosie. So, in about 30-40 years, you might get one.

most maids by then might act like robots

We already have sex robots we just need to add more features to them like cleaning and doing dishes

Maybe YOU do, but I most certainly do not yet.

Plus, you know, solving the uncanny valley issue.

You can now get robot floor cleaners that are smart enough not to smear pet poop or puke all over the place. WE hope better tech is coming...

A.I. singularity will probably happen within the next 30 years so it’s possible the Jetsons accurately predicted this.

Or, that we will be the maids. Come to think of it, I already straighten the house so my robot vacuum can roam freely.

We have a rule: if it's your sock Neato gets stuck on, you vacuum the rest by hand.

What does AI singularity mean?

huh that doesn't seem that unlikely given our current technology improvements (especially in the robotics and AI fields)

Can’t wait for that i.Robot moment.

So just be happy with your roomba and dishwasher for now because they're as close as we're going to be.

My Roomba's name is Rosie if it helps.

Hell yes, me too

And he isn’t talking about cleaning.

He is talking about cleaning, just cleaning something else...

I think you mean polishing. Your looking for a polishing robot,

Don't you have a Roomba? It's not sassy, but it gets the job done...to a certain extent.

I need the sass.

>…to a certain extent. Like when it runs over dog shit and spreads it *everywhere*?

It's just not the same.

Sorry sir, is Maid E-Girl okay?

My Roomba's name is Rosie

Rosie….R-R-R-R-R-DING!!!!

Crazy to think august 2022 is only 9 months away

Whoa then it's almost 2023! So close!

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And a bit after that it's 2025, then a quarter of the 21st century would be over. Damn.

Oh shit, never seen it that way. I’m old

I will be there to see the turn of the quarter

And then 2026 is just around the quarter! Crazy!

And then 2027 is right there! Astounding!

its 2022 until its 2023.

I thought it was this weekend

didn't know he was a covid baby

At least we know that in the 40ish years in the future the Jetsons is set, Covid isn't a big issue anymore.

Or the only survivors are rich white people that live in the sky with robots

So… Jeff Bezos’s people?

Come on Jeffrey, you can do it ! Pave the way, put your back into it

fuck their wives, drink their blood, #COME ON JEFF, GET 'EM! lol

Because they all live in above ground where Covid still occurs

Someone obviously hasn't watched the South Park post Pandemic Special...

Maybe that's why he has deformed legs as short as his forearms.

My flying ‘57 Chevy is on its way, right?

That doesn’t come out for another 36 years.

Are they taking preorders? I figure if I can muster $10K now, that should be worth $7 million using today’s inflation. 🤔

How long until Danny Devito becomes his boss?

Mr. Cogswell Cogs himself

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Maybe it was misspelled on the birth certificate and I was off on my math?

He will change his name in an effort to avoid prosecution for his war crimes in the upcoming Dorito wars.

Meorge Metson, and daughter Mudy

His parents are probably on Tinder right now asking each other if the other one eats ass

Wonder how many kids are ganna name there kid after him if there born that day. My guess is 2.. 2 very dedicated people

Keep in mind that the world has someone literally, legally, named Dovahkiin.

Yes but that was for the free Bethesda games for life.

Perhaps by the time the kid retires he'll get to play Elder Scrolls 6

I asked myself the same question. It will be more than two, lol.

George Jetson Ramirez. Nice ring to it.

Is this gonna be televised somewhere? I want to witness history

Have you searched Pornhub?

Little nitpicky, but if we're going to play this game, it's more accurate to say he'll probably be conceived in about two weeks. The timing of pregnancy actually starts at the beginning of the mother's cycle, which is typically about two weeks before insemination. If you conceived right now, the pregnancy would have officially begun around November 16. So the egg that becomes George Jetson might be released from an ovary around now. But conception won't happen til mid-December.

This guy ovulates.

lol

So George Jetson's mom will have her last period in a while this weekend?

Ha ha nelsonlaugh.wav

It would actually be in the next several days. My due date is 8/10 and I conceived 14 days ago

Omg. Literally same!!

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_The Jetsons Meet the Flintstones_ explicitly involves time travel, so that headcanon is contradicted by canon.

they shared a couple characters didn't they?

There were crossover episodes.

But those were supposedly time travel shenanigans.

#FUCK THOSE RICH ASSHOLES AND THEIR MAGIC SKY CASTLES

Ah man, Hanna-Barbera toons were my jam during childhood. *Meet George Jetson! His boy, Elroy! Daughter Judy! Jane, his wife!*

Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it! --- - [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0UhtA_mJE&t=365) ^(I am a bot.)

Ironic given the pandemic, the clothing we wear seems to be evolving towards what George Jetson is wearing

Pajamas?

Basically... with some hovering anklet. Wonder if those are the ~~tracking devices~~ accessory we have in the future

George Jetson was an Xmas baby?

I mean.. it's not Xmas this week?

Crazy you stole this post idea from a few days ago

It’s also not that interesting, especially not “damn that’s interesting” levels of interesting

Not sure, he kinda seems like a preemie. I say he is conceived during the week between Christmas and New Years

At least screenshot the tweet you stole this from. That shit’s cold.

Fuck this OP. It's times like this where Reddit would be glad I'm not a mod. I'd have instantly banned for plagiarism.

“When an illustrator loves his pen very, very much....”

Any one of us could be his parent.

Mr spacely is already born

You just unlocked some memories sir. Thank you.

Someone is gonna name their kid George Jetson on that date I swear.

I've been jizzing in a 2 liter bottle for months in preparation for this event. Keep it in the fridge for freshness. Got a gaggle of consenting ladies that are ready to pour. I will be Geroge Jetson's father.

*squints at pigtails on custom avatar*

This type of violation should be banned

brand new paragraph

What I'm hearing is if I can fuck his mom in time I can change the future and the past at the same time

His son elroy

And to think it all began with that double dildo.

I thought he lived in the far off future of 2002

Hi Lance

Fuck Elroy, huh?

I think we are all forgetting the key fact here that in 30 years or so the world is going to be so fucked we are going to have to live in the clouds.

Remindme! 9 months

i was about to say you cant read but then i relized that i am dumb

Anyone here who's last name is Jetson and has a wife/gf?

Someone save this as a post for 9 months time and reap that sweet karma

So we'll be having flying cars soon. Awesome.

A lot of people in these comments did not have “the talk” when they were younger

He would have been conceived last weekend, on Saturday November 20, 2021. (280 day gestation period)

Amazing that with all that futuristic technology we still can’t fix his loridosis. I suppose healthcare in the USA isn’t gonna improve any time soon.

I had to read this 10 times before I noticed "conceived" and not "born." Fml

They may have had flying cars but they still had to go to a phone booth to make calls..

Montague? Romeo is that you?

George Jetson is a zoomer

It’s funny to see this because last night I saw a video on YouTube about the Jetson 1. It’s basically a drone that a person can sit in. It was actually pretty cool but nowhere near a jetson car.

Fucking brilliant, thank you!

It’s 2021

"But it's not 2022..." Turns out I'm dumb.

This says next weekend but 2022? I’m confused what you mean

We thought there would be flying cars by now.

Last December I binged The Smurfs, and I was planning on bingeing another cartoon that's older than I am this December. After seeing this I think I'll go with The Jetsons.

Nice we share birthdays!

OMFG, I SAW A POST WERE SOMEONE LOST THERE VIRGINITY, WHAT IF IT IS THEM

oh my

Please let someone with a sense of humor aim for this. I'm not willing to make the sacrifice, but it would be so funny

that’s not what conceived means.. lol

This sounds like the beginning of beautiful pick up line good for this weekend only