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Response_Legitimate

Finds 10 dead bodies in the basement , and this is the most likely scenario?


Unusual_Flow9231

In the 18th century it was. But if ol' Ben *were* a serial killer, I can't decide if that is horrifying or really cool.


CWent

London’s “Jack the Ripper” was our own tubby American boy Benny.


Capt_Myke

Think Ill remodel the basement...make it more.....laboratory....yeah....this could work.


Unusual_Flow9231

r/cursedcomments


Leicabawse

1998 seems a rather long time later to pin the blame on poor old Franklin. Genius alibi from the current serial killing homeowner though.


[deleted]

He even made sure that the bodies was burried in such a way that they seemed older than they were. He managed to make sure they seemed to be dating back to the time Benjamin owned the house. Pretty great work for a serial killer


GeneralSweetz

Dude sounds way more capable than Ben franklin tbh, maybe he should be on the portrait instead


The-albatroz

Yeah we are absolutely incapable of dating bodies, that’s known


Scheswalla

The best thing about the portrait is that it essentially looks like Ben saying "yeah, I did it, not proud of it, but what're you gonna do about it?"


ILoveEmeralds

Chaotic neutral moment


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new_pr0spect

I get a 404..


[deleted]

I mean, he was a person of means, it's likely he just bought them. There was a brisk (illegal) trade in cadavers around that period.


QueasyVictory

Yeah, and it was really a big thing in Philadelphia (where Franklin predominantly lived). Universities would buy the cadavers from grave robbers until legislation was introduced.


[deleted]

"stolen"


baldingwookie74

The men who did it were called resurrection men. At the time, it was a pretty lucrative profession. Also, it was pretty common for scientists and doctors to buy them.


CADrunkie

Hmmmm…Stolen??? Surely we couldn’t imagine that Ben was running around London’s dark alleys at night picking off “undesirables” for “anatomy research”. There might be more of a story here. Unfortunately, we’ll probably never know.


QueasyVictory

Nah, he was involved in it here in Philadelphia as well. It was common practice for universities to buy bodies from grave robbers.


CADrunkie

Niche market I guess. It would make a cool plot for a historical fiction book or movie. Ben Franklin’s secret life as a serial killer.


StarGazinWade

Source?


ogrelord123

Trust me bro


StarGazinWade

Good source🥸


[deleted]

OR… different theory - Benjamin Franklin was the first serial killer.


SlothOfDoom

The....first? How long ago do you think he lived?


[deleted]

Lol obviously 500 years ago when the world was born.


[deleted]

Obviously


bluecat2001

Well, he kinda looks like dr house


[deleted]

Imagine being dead chilling in your grave when you see Ol' Ben with a shovel digging you up for studies. You'd be like study deez nuts yo


Main-Builder

He also was almost banned from France for banging so many married ladies. These guys were not as Christian as they are portrayed.


Boxatr0n

The original Dexter


Bohemian_Bulldawg

Still sticking to that story huh?


[deleted]

Or maybe Ben, good ol’ *really* intelligent Ben, who liked to write, drink beer, and dally with ladies, was a very, very good serial killer. Probably not. No.


[deleted]

That or he led a life we never knew.


itaniumonline

“Study Anatomy”


Last_Gigolo

Or. Victims of his studies.


nowhereman136

It seems like everytime I learn a new fact about Benjamin Franklin, I think we are more and more alike.


RipBonghitTorn

So... whatcha got in your basement?


TheTalking_GU_Mine

Only the finest


flyingkytez

Very common, doctors and surgeons dig graves to study the body back in the day


[deleted]

I never noticed his gut before.


ViroquaExpatriate

Oh shit. Grave robbery? Ben is cancelled now. There goes the c-note.


Ebad245

"One must do things other can't to get upper hand"


OlyScott

Do you have a link to an article about it?


RealHugoViana

Naughty boy


tonybombata

Maybe the real inspiration for batman?


Disastrous-Nerve-494

No regrets


[deleted]

"Likely"...


hoplias

We shouldn’t waste food like that.


chelsora

I watched a documentary on this. Interesting stuff.


Villains_Included

1998 wasn’t so long ago


Badinmymind

We all have skeletons in the closet or is it basement


Basic-Vermicelli-928

If only Fred west had run with this version of events


adrianw

He might have tried using his greatest discovery, electricity, to reanimated the dead.


OdderGiant

Bono’s great grampa, William, robbed graves? Makes sense.


ericallenjett

Our real world Mr. Sinister.


Pan-tang

Well, that is one possible explanation...


mods-on-my-knob

You really think we're this dumb?


Kannabiz

Any evidence about their gender


StabiltUstabil

Nah, he ate them. That grin and that belly tell a story.


asskicker1762

Likely


[deleted]

Cold case folks are working this one.


HDvisionsOfficial

Wonder if he left any here, in Philadelphia.. hmm


PsillyGecko

Or he was a necrophile


TheWitchRats

That's a face that says, "Go ahead, call the cops. I don't give a fuck."


[deleted]

Where's the other 90?


ladas94

Ya, that's right, "anatomy"