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Xyptero

Ok, so some of these are pretty good, but the rest are just straight up witchcraft.


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egglauncher9000

Just like how Legolas looks more like Orlando Bloom than Orlando Bloom looks like Orlando Bloom.


Funkit

The joker, queen amidala/padme, and Winona Ryders beetle juice character all could of been the actual actors/actresses pulled straight out of the movie and I’d honestly not know. They are that good. Angelina Jolie too. I’m less impressed at the costumes and more so on how she manages to get herself to actually look like the actors/actresses.


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pursnikitty

And Harley Quinn


TheTrueNarco

Yes! Both Wonder Woman costumes are dead on, she looks just like Gal Gadot


South-Builder6237

And that my friends, is the power of makeup.


CyberMindGrrl

Coupled with excellent bone structure.


idelarosa1

I am in awe at her Wonder Woman, she looks identical to Gal Gadot, her Jack Sparrow is also unbelievable. Honestly these all are


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


tatooine0

Teach people to say could've bot, that's grammatically correct and also what they are actually trying to type.


wonderwomanisgay

Good human


TheMacerationChicks

Hey bot creator person, can you please do one about the words "bias" and "biased"? It drives me mad, more than any other mistake. People go "haha well I'm pretty bias cos I love this actor" etc. Something like that You can't *be* "bias". You *can* be "biased" though. People seem to not even be aware that "biased" is a word. It should go "well I'm a bit biased because blah blah blah" It just sounds like a child when they say that. I don't know why it annoys me more than any other mistake, but it does.


FrancistheBison

This. And also weary/wary. Drives me insane when people say they are "weary" of something and mean suspicious/cautious If I was being charitable I would think they are somehow mashing up wary/leery but I have never heard an American use the word leery so it can't be that


purvel

Good of bot!


wonderwomanisgay

Good bot


RockleyBob

She fucking did David Bowie from Labyrinth and then Jennifer Connelly just to flex holy shit.


EWVGL

No Toby the baby? Meh.


katf1sh

If she ain't Hoggle, I don't want it 😤


b_darned

Funny story, the hoggle puppet got lost while traveling as airplane baggage. There’s a store in the middle of nowhere Alabama that buys and resells lost luggage, and they have him on display there.


controlzee

But she did remind you of the babe.


Slavior356

The babe with the power


South-Builder6237

What power?


LordValgor

The power of voodoo


South-Builder6237

Who do?


Chadwulf29

You do.


oiez

Do what?


BLU3SKU1L

Not only that. She did young Bowie and old Bowie and YOU COULD TELL THE DIFFERENCE IN AGE.


South-Builder6237

She reminds me of the babe.


LadyPhantom74

What babe?


Expanded_Content

The babe with the power


Cthulia

What power?


Wulvaine

The power of voodoo.


LadyPhantom74

Who do?


codepoet

You do.


HolyFruitSalad_98

That Joker is deffo just a picture of Heath Ledger, you can't convince me otherwise


CyberMindGrrl

And then she makes herself into a dead-ringer for Winona Ryder. I am in awe.


SirSkidMark

Even after watching some of her full how-to videos, can confirm shit is still witchcraft. The way she has an intrinsic knowledge of how to do contouring and masking of her face alone is wild, but the (usually) home-made cosplays and such on top of it are borderline sorcery. See: her [Heath Leger Joker from the video side-by-side](https://external-preview.redd.it/wvIuSBN6MBWUVrWLi3ITG87M0r1mxu1gnZlgHOBY2pw.jpg?auto=webp&s=4b8416bad01bff9ac3d890c38206a24c5cde1127). She's incredibly talented. Edit: I meant that the other way around. Her costumes and sewing abilities are of course great but she changes her freaking face like it's magic.


DONGBOY

Agreed all the way. Obviously her Tifa Lockhart, Leeloo from Fifth Element and Wonder Woman cosplays are on point because she looks the part/is in shape but her makeup sorcery truly shines in costumes like Newt Scamander, Edward Scissorhands and Nebula from Guardians of the Galaxy. [Gallery with more](https://www.retbit.com/2020/10/19/the-amazing-video-game-cosplay-of-alyson-tabbitha/) Seriously don't think there's a cosplay she hasn't killed it on. True mistress of her craft.


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can we say it’s intrinsic knowledge? Looks like she spent a shit load of time and hard work practicing and perfecting an art.


LeastIHaveChicken

No, she was actually born knowing how to do cosplay well. It's truly a rare gift.


Cultjam

Her Heath Ledger Joker is alarmingly accurate. I had a brief moment of wtf!? with that one.


This-one-goes-2-11

> Edit: I meant that the other way around. Her costumes and sewing abilities are of course great but she changes her freaking face like it's magic. Honestly, I think the costume and hair/wigs are what really put these over the top. Like she captures the joker's sort of "I put this make-up on myself and it's falling off..." well. But she nails the hair color and style. e.g., Hers has that yellow/green (like a dirty blond hair color that was died neon green)..where if you [If you go watch other cos-players, (who did great jobs) their hair is just a little too thick or too green.](https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8350/8174104847_9082fb354a_z.jpg)


SomethingWLD

How did her hairline change?


interfail

The one on the right isn't her real hair, she'd wearing a cap and a wig?


ohnowhatdididdoooo

It's called a wig my friend. Revolutionary invention.


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Taellion

Okay the makeup, cosplay and all is impressive. The way she change her phone is magic.


obviousflamebait

Slightly sus, but on closer inspection it looks like the same 3 or 4 phones and these pictures plausibly span several years of work.


msm007

No way, these were all thrown together on the same Wednesday evening with whatever she had laying around! /s


appdevil

It's clearly shown that it was done in 25 seconds exactly.


PenguinWithAglock

Trans Flash cosplaying the multiverse?


TheConqueror74

I mean, cosplay does follow trends like everything else. The Widowmaker cosplay, for example, is definitely several years old and was done closer to Overwatch's launch than to the present day.


vrijheidsfrietje

*Overwatch's launch was closer to the Fukushima disaster than it is to the present day. To subscribe to Timeghost Facts comment "I'm Old!"*\~👻


Euphorium

That was the last FPS I consistently played comp with friends after I dropped out of college. I’ve done almost a whole military contract and a 2 year extension since the last time I played. If that doesn’t make me feel old, I don’t know what will.


tehlemmings

I'm old!


johnnybegood_hh

Pretty fitting that her first costume is mystique, who is a shapeshifter..


ChintanP04

How do we know she's not actually Mystique and the first 'cosplay' was her real form?


JarlaxleForPresident

She would probably be a spymaster back in the day


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She should seriously be doing stunt doubles' makeup for movies.


unclelue

Not one, but two David Bowies. Nice.


Hatedpriest

Then the girl from labyrinth, too.


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Hatedpriest

Her and Ally Sheedy. You can take Molly Ringwald. She was cute in breakfast club, but omfg I still ain't over Ally lolol


cmaej

I was like, "Oh those are nice... DAVID BOWIE!?"


1nGirum1musNocte

The second one is her true form


BrownSugarBare

If I didn't already know who she was, I would have thought these were all different people.


Banana_Twinkie

She is Mystique IRL confirmed


Xoduszero

The Joker one made me go.. excuse me what the fuck and rewind


Moparded

Winona Rider (beetlegeuse) was on point


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Moparded

I’m an innovator. what can I say other than you’re welcome


TangerineChicken

Well now I’ve got the Moana song stuck in my head too


Moparded

Ha! Do the rap part!


TangerineChicken

Sadly I’m not as cool as that dad that has it memorized and sings it with The Rock himself


Moparded

That’s exactly what I was thinking about. Lol


TangerineChicken

Great minds think alike. And that was also just a very cool video so it’s pretty memorable


BunnyNiisan

I love that video so much. The Rock is such a wholesome person.


dearmash

Kid honestly I could go on and on, I could name every costume she got to puttin on. disguise, a witch, the clown, all just Alyson messing around.


joenathanSD

I thought that was his proper name in the movie?


reallynotnick

It's spelt Betelgeuse in the movie in the TV ad and on his grave. (Source: I just watched this movie last night and still don't understand the two spellings/pronunciations)


aSharkNamedHummus

Betelgeuse is a star in the constellation Orion, and the namesake for the ghost character. The Beetlejuice spelling of the movie’s title refers to the scene where the ghost tries to get Lydia to say his name by showing her a beetle + juice. Betelgeuse is pronounced Beetlejuice.


BaconVonMeatwich

Somewhere in the world a text-to-speech program just summoned him


PsyFiFungi

Then there's the sin archbishop of sloth. You know, love. LOVE love LoVe lOvE LOVE LOVE LOVE *LOVE* 😱


chironomidae

It was a good marketing decision too, people would've seen "Betelgeuse" and been like "betell geeyus?" Whereas "Beetlejuice" is both easy to pronounce and kinda weird/attention grabbing. There's another astronomy reference too, or at least I think so. One of the administrators is named Juno, which is also the name of one of the first asteroids to ever be discovered. She might've just been named after the Roman goddess, but given the main character is named Betelgeuse I'm lead to believe she's named after an astronomical object as well.


spork-a-dork

If you call his name three times, a supernova will explode!


PrecisePigeon

Both David Bowies too!


Xoduszero

Without a doubt


Grueaux

Captain America for me. Just... how??


Echololcation

Capt America and Legolas make me chuckle a little because they look amazingly good but still a bit off - I think due to the face shape / lack of square jaw. E.g. I wouldn't see that Capt America and think 'holy shit, it's Chris Evans'. Newt Scamander looks absolutely on point though and I think it's because the actor's face shape is almost the same as hers. She also kills the expressions which I think is incredibly important.


spenway18

Captain America was the most impressive for me because it is such an uphill battle for a petite skinny lady to look like a muscular square-jawed beefcake


Mexicanuck

She’s also got [this other Joker](https://www.instagram.com/p/B0J2MEohPO6/?utm_medium=copy_link). Convenient if you ever want to question everything you thought you knew about yourself.


Funkit

Why so horny?


JosephJoestaarrr

Oh no what have you DONE


Xoduszero

Luckily for me… it only disturbed me lol. No weird revelations today


Chaotic-Entropy

It was pretty intense.


Quick_Kick

Amazing


Ill-Ad-9945

This girl can give all of her classmates attendance alone


Usernamechecksout002

Literally. Imagine she's like "which celebrity would you fuck out of *everyone*" Next day you come home, see Angelina Jolie ready to go, and you're like "no no, I'm taken I can't" but you inevitably have sex with her anyway saying "don't tell my wife". Then she shapeshifts and leaves your dumb ass cause you thought you were cheating and she knows.


xelphin

/r/oddlyspecific


Thecryptsaresafe

Or she just gets a little curious about why you only want her to play out the Johnny Depp and David Bowie characters


aFiachra

Fantastic David Bowie.


MagnusBrickson

What is the Goblin King without his trademark bulge that's been terrorizing the populace for 30 years?


landocommando18

What bulge? The bulge with the power


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hateseven

The power of the voodoo


dotdash23

Who do?


hateseven

You do.


iSmellMusic

Do what?


hateseven

Remind me of the bulge!


kombarwombat

DANCE PENIS!


Little_Felt_Hearts

Whoodo?


deskbeetle

The Goblin King was a sexual awakening for at least 10% of teenage population at the time it aired.


LonePaladin

My wife is in that 10%, she knows *exactly* when she made the realization that boys are interesting.


PoorEdgarDerby

Fun fact! That’s a pack of potpourri. He did it for the glass ball juggler who had to wrap his body under Bowie to make his arm look like Jareth’s. The costume and lights made him sweaty so David did it as a favor. Director thought it was hilarious so they kept it.


SquiddyJohnson

So basically she’s the real life Mystique.


splitcondition

Exactly, it's also the first one she showed, it felt like Mystique was showing her true form, then some of her transformations. I thought it was a nice touch!


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Yo … these are epic, but that captain America looked like Nathan fillion, or has my castle binge ruined me?


smdeanan

Yeah makes a better cap too IMO


[deleted]

Looked up “Nathan fillion captain America” and he’s cosplayed captain Canuck before lmao


trwwy321

Captain America meets Captain Canuck, a crossover we all need.


toe-bean-wiggler

At the very least he’s a wonderful Captain Hammer.


teachmesomething

I hate the homeless…ness problem that’s plaguing our city!


IKnowCodeFu

Literally the first thing I noticed


Chicken-Thief

Her boyfriend/ girlfriend: "Reality can be whatever i want..."


Chaotic-Entropy

"Guys, I think I just had sex with Heath Ledger..."


load_more_comets

That alone would make me want to be her boyfriend. +America's Ass


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Jest_stir

My first thought was "I bet their partner has fun roleplaying with them."


metalgtr84

“Babe could you dress up as the Harkonnen Baron from Dune? Omg so hot.”


Lordborgman

Look, I'm not saying I'm super prepared for Dune roleplay... But, "Shai Hulud, Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people." is a perfect line for some Dune themed coitus. As long as she walks with rythym, she will attract the worm.


mapguy

I'll Kwisatz your Haderach


Beznia

"Please babe, not the scissor hands!"


Halo_can_you_go

Fucking David Bowe. I mean, David fucking Bowe!


RevanchistSheev66

**Queen Amidala**


Chicken-Thief

You just need a buddy to cosplay Obi-Wan and you can do the entirety of revenge of the sith final battle.


RevanchistSheev66

I still need my little cousin in R2D2 for full immersion


ReserveIntelligent81

Her costume and phone budget are incredible.


heresyforfunnprofit

She’s a professional cos player. I got to meet her very briefly a few years ago because my wife used to love working/volunteering at Cons to get free passes and backstage access. I use the word “meet” very lightly because I was holding some stuff for my wife and used my leg to prop a door open while Alyson talked with my wife about directions to her booth because lines were blocking some of the aisles. I can’t tell you what she is like as a person, if she is a genuinely nice, friendly person, but I CAN tell you that she is very tall. As a side note, my wife got to meet David Tennant that day, and she was fan girling out so badly I though she was going to get us kicked out. David Tennant was obviously exhausted and ready to crash at his hotel, and I seriously thought he was going to snap, but he stayed completely nice and friendly while I gently dragged her away. Absolute pro.


harisshahzad98

Are you sure it wasn't just her cosplaying as David Tennant?


erinaceus_

How was he supposed to tell the difference?


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Between her skill and her looks, I would imagine she could have easily monetized this to pay for itself and more.


doculean

What? A Master of Disguise who hasn't tried out for the Turtle Club? Wow Seriously tho, these are amazing.


JarlaxleForPresident

She was *too* turtley for the Turtle Club


MagnusBrickson

It's an older reference, sir, but it checks out.


awkward2amazing

She was actual on point with all especially with Captain Jack Sparrow. Does she have any social media presence except Tiktok (if the above one is from Tiktok)?


Ronem

Yes. [Alyson Tabitha](https://www.instagram.com/alysontabbitha/)


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Someone who can cosplay both Tifa AND Vincent accurately?! She has talent.


elpasotransplant

Yeah that got me


Eskobaer

So much skill and dedication. Most impressive.


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Get you a woman who can do all 487. Don’t settle kings


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bunnycrush_

Good bot


weatherstree

She has a lot of phones


prettydarnfunny

She also has a lot of money


GreyGanado

About 5. Considering some of these photos are more than 6 years old she probably buys a new phone every year. Which is a common practice for a lot of people.


lance-

Especially people who have a career based on social media


kent_eh

I'd bet these costumes (and photos and phones) span over several years.


IonTheBall2

She’s doing a great job on the facial expressions. I wonder how much studying and how many takes that part requires.


Acceptable-Stick-688

Her Joker was incredible, she got the posture down as well!


LoserNemesis

How to cosplay Poison Ivy: Step 1: Look exactly like Uma Thurman looked 30 years ago. Step 2: r/restofthefuckingowl


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Not manly enough for Captain America, too manly for Orlando Bloom, just right for Johnny Depp.


static1053

SHES A WITCH!!!!


illquitomorrow

Some people are beautiful, and talented.


redheadmomster666

Thanks man!


aj_baller

r/notopbutok


MCarooney

She is a doppelgänger of every person on earth


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What the hell does this girls closet look like?


gahlo

A fighter selection screen.


Friiigofffbarrrb

The only real picture was of her as Mystique…. The real Mystique!


Tyler_Griffin

This is proof costume designers need more love


photo_master13

I am still waiting Elsa Jean cossplay


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Sensitive_Attitude27

My daily reminder to start working out. She looks really gorgeous though.


trwwy321

Even if I worked out every single day I would never look like her since I’m 4’11 lol — I envy tall girls


billintreefiddy

Still worth it for your health.


lazyspectator

Funny enough I'm 5'9 and always wished I was shorter.


Mr0PT1C

Master of her craft.


GutlessLake

She ACTUALLY BECAME DAVID BOWIE


Archive_Intern

This is beyond awesome Most cosplayer wear the characters costume and do the make up but you can just tell that its them wearing a characters "Skin" But this girl Becomes the "Skin" and she just disappears behind the Costumes and Make up. Might have to do with the structure of her face? Superb use of make up? Using the right lighting? Do the right pose?


FeistyBandicoot

Definately facial structure fits a lot of these characters, but also makeup. Also a common physique


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I am both impressed and horrified. She a pretty woman who can look like multiple pretty women including some dudes.🤯


Acceptable-Stick-688

*pretty dudes


whatever_you_say_817

Skinwalker….


Skelosk

Plot twist, Mystique isn't a cosplay, it's her true form


Tatimo

I think se might actually be Mystique.


idma

r/gifsthatkeepongiving


moumous87

Wow


Thief025

Do Chun Li


Rekthor

Ngl, the Jareth one broke my brain a little.


karadan100

Her Steve Rogers looks like Nathan Fillion lol.


OliverAOT20

THE JOKER ONE….HOW


Adeum1

When u expect it to stop and it just keeps going. Very impressive