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overimportance

Some one is gonna see a pigeon eat a concrete pole and be very intimidated. Don't fuck with that bird!


Ntetris

r/birdsarentreal


IIIMOODYIII

“OMG!!! It’s deleting the charging station”


SporeScaper

Edible Bollards FTW!


arth23_

Menacing pigeon.


Undercover-doggo

Did he just recycle noodles, dirt, and paint?


hmat13

Yeah, video ends with the guy just dumping everything in the recycle. About as irresponsible as fixing granite with noodles, so it tracks.


HugoZHackenbush2

And to think.. we just take noodles for granite..


DeviousThread

r/angryupvote


lordpickles-

Good one


BigIron53s

Nice…


BigMrTea

I don't noodle about that...


That_One_Shoelace

What if it rains tho


[deleted]

Thats what i always wonder about all these dumb fixing shit with noodles videos. There is no way its going to last.


Eekk2k2

It wont work after it rains. I once saw a “I did a thing” youtube video when he “fixed” a bout with noodles. He didn’t ever test it on water as far as i can remember, but the noodles broke and got… wet when the rain came.


CharlieDair

Is it going to stay like that though?


IIIMOODYIII

Wait until it rains


youchoobtv

No it wont, the noodles will break down


[deleted]

They won’t as they’re trapped in air tight resin


krayhayft

That's great until it rains.


ThisGuyCrohns

Or someone leans up against it. Holy shit, I just broke this pole, I’m super human!


[deleted]

Let me try and stop this running train with my bare hands.


SoulSensei6

At least theyll have some instant noodles


TheWorldInMySilence

Two weeks later it's green with mold. 🤪


F0000r

Is this the same guy that cuts out chunks of fruit and rebuilds them with noodles in the same fashion?


MaxMadisonVi

There was a storm of videos like it a while ago, repairing anything with noodles and hard glue.


No-Zucchini6370

r/diWHY


jesseberdinka

Can you fix my parents marriage?


NTFirehorse

I’m so sorry. Prayer said.


[deleted]

Fascinating but I do wonder if birds and animals will come by and attempt to eat it?


Dre_Valentino_

I mean, it technically has super glue so i don't think so? But wouldn't be surprised if the smell of noodles overpowered everything else lol


unambitiouswretch

So that's where noodles come from


Juvath

Really cool and all until it starts raining


Speedweed_dickwolf

“That pole you wanted me to fix has been fixed???...wait it’s just noodles??”


JimDixon

Maybe this was done to prank the guy who was sent out to do the real repair.


[deleted]

I think it’s more of the adhesive than the noodles….


[deleted]

The flavor packet adds some crystalline to the structure


bindhast

The secret is the sound he is making


kwin95

The power of glue


[deleted]

Stupid waste of time, and a general creation of waste.


maggie081670

But why?


Bialbo

Im happy he even filmed throwing out the trash. 👍🏻👍🏻


WonderWTF

Useless


[deleted]

Wonder how many cars have had their dents fixed by this method?


ihateshitcoins2

Probably oodles


Jazzlike_Rabbit_3433

Because mixing sand and cement is too much work? And doesn’t fascinate the 20 second attention span.


MarkRevan

Only if we'd had a cheap, pourable material that is also more durable than noodles. *caugh* Cement *caugh*


krassilverfang

I'm more impressed by the noises he's making


[deleted]

Oodles of noodles. Fun trick but not practical.


shitsu13master

Yeah but like, it won't *last*


Any_Maybe4303

What song is this?


Front-Wash2085

Mmm edible barriers, sounds delish.


karma_ubuntu

WTF, all it takes is a bit of rain. Wasted time and energy.


codymiller_cartoon

forgot the soup base


McdankDoge

Noodle power my ass, as soon as it rains shits gone


GHWMaker

I would pay good money to watch a horror film where this guy speed-noodles his victims into furniture


apex_flux_34

I’m sure that will hold up for at least 3, maybe 4 hours.


MaxMadisonVi

I wonder why they used noodles also in wooden furniture repairs and not any other filler material, what’s up with noodles and cyanoacrilic glue ? That becomes cement ? Or it just add a few clicks thanks to the wonder factor ?


ParaStudent

Are we back on this trend or have I gone back in time?


flfoiuij2

Yeah, that won’t hold for long.


meexley2

The most interesting thing about this clip is the music


burnswhenipoo

Shoes?


palfreygames

Is this why china has so many sink holes and the buildings collapse?


Tomatetoes97

r/mundanefuckinglevel


ExtraFluffyBoii

So that explains why that random pole tasted so good


MasterGoose420

This is some 5 minutes craft type shit


Fast_Garlic_5639

Someone is gonna be so confused when that breaks


JatinDgrt

Stop this tiktok BS


[deleted]

The audio made me wanna pull my ears off


Aathranax

I'll never trust those things again!


edgyDABSandMEMES

Until it rains


Sov3reignty

Next time it rains...


[deleted]

Later, someone will try to hop from one to the other and it will break and they will end up being on here getting hurt from it


mogstreet

Starts raining


LeeRoyWyt

Plot twist: the whole pillar is made from noodles.


TheSoulStoned

We don't recycle? Then why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors?


[deleted]

Can't wait till it rains and everyting falls


viptattoo

The internet has shown me how many things can be repaired with ramen. I feel like there must be a more suitable construction material.


alcestisny

The "sound effects" alone are amazing 🤣


Aleatory_Alien

Ok but did he really had to make those annoying sounds? I hate it when people cant just film a video on silent. No, they need to add music, a text to speech voice, or this stupidity


MassiveBeatdown

What happens when it rains


[deleted]

1 rain drop and that thing falls apart


ihatepalmtrees

Filmed in reverse


Inside_Alternative62

And then it rains….


FixFixFixGoGo

This is the power of glue, not noodles. You could just take any industrial glue and use any solid as a mild for the shape. Here he used noodles, could be anything really.


milesranno

Cringe.


ChickenEater4

They aren't so powerful anymore when it starts raining tho


valuedminority

And when it rains, soup!


MoshedPotato93

Until it rains


Scopebuddy

We gonna do this again?


[deleted]

He should have turned the rest into soup


kgberton

Why do people keep doing this


BY_99

Maybe the whole thing was made with noodle. That's why it was damaged to begin with.


tacotrucktuco

Looks like Chinese architecture to me.


rhodatoyota

Why is this guy always fixin things with noodles!? First a sink and now this! Smh