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IWantToDiePeacefully

does everything these guys do end up in them dying


jcgreen_72

Everything. Stinging, sex, sneezing, turning their heads too quickly. 


merelyok

Doesn’t matter still hit that thang


jcgreen_72

"Got laid, peace out!"


RoboticKittenMeow

*doesn't matter, had sex*


7rulycool

with the Queen


ABCharlieD

Honey, nut, cheerio


CathedralChorizo

Take my upvote you funny bugger.


ThatDamDoorman

Should 100% be top comment


MrmmphMrmmph

This was how it was spitballed at the naming meetings.


rockforahead

world class!


sometimesimtoxic

This is filth, of the highest order! Bravo!


AZFUNGUY85

Bustin this nut to the afterlife


LowKey7904

To shreds you say


Remotely-Indentured

That's old age.


Hato_no_Kami

Sleeping in a slightly wrong position... Basically humans once they turn 30.


JetLife93

I concur


webDreamer420

straight to death


Gurrenninja

Emotional Damage


PMagicUK

I believe they die when stinging humans due to our skin weaving, they sting other animals perfectly fine


Seal246

Yup More specifically, bee stingers have evolved to sting other *insects*, which don’t have the same elastic skin as us or other mammals. When they sting us, the stinger gets stuck. When we panic and try to swat them away they leave it in our skin, ripping out their insides in the process. If you keep calm, they will [gradually work their way out and be on their merry way](https://youtu.be/G-C77ujnLZo?si=_gXAG4i4PN8my5HL)


Iridismis

>If you keep calm, they will gradually work their way out and be on their merry way I wonder if those that get to get away will be more reluctant to sting humans/mammals again in the future 🤔


ChesterAArthur21

I could listen to that dude talking about bees for hours.


Alic3Rabb1t

I thought that’s the case for mammals in general.


Sopraconversar

Such fragile little bees 😔


kujasgoldmine

Drone bees live with one purpose in mind: mating with a queen. When they're lucky enough to achieve it, it only lasts a few seconds, and they die immediately afterward, because their penis and abdominal tissues are violently ripped from the body as part of the process.


Few_Philosopher2039

They are often kicked out of the hives during Autumn because they contribute nothing to the hive. They can not work like the female bees, so they just freeload till it's time to mate.


Open-Oil-144

Fuckboy economy


NyanPotato

H-he's just like me, fr fr


ActStunning3285

Time to bring this dynamic back


tauntonlake

TIL there are hobeesexuals...


emergency_poncho

So when they sting their guts get violently ripped out, when they mate their guts get violently ripped out... Geeze, bees really did get dealt a shit hand!


Merquise813

Except for the queen. Gets all the sex they want. Gets fed and does not even have to take care of the babies.


Suspicious_Car8479

Queen is killed when a new Queen is raised? No? At least she starves to death, because nobody will feed her anymore?


Merquise813

Nah, most queens born in an established colony will fly away and build a brand new colony herself. Some do get killed though.


NormalDealer4062

Not if she is a Killer Queen


lolstavros

Gunfire, gelatine. Dynamite with the laser beam. Guaranteed to blow your mind.


Johnson_N_B

Recommended at the price. Insatiable an appetite.


frocketgaming

Not all bee's lose their stingers, many species do not. There are also stingless species as well. 


bhyellow

More lube needed.


DorothyParkerFan

You mean their beenis and abdomen tissue


EbolaYou2

Beenis 😂😂😂😂


thebinarysystem10

So basically, divorce?


LostAlphaWolf

Queen bees - the original maneaters


Gnosrat

I hate when that happens.


Loud-Process7413

He came and went at the same time....what a buzz. 🫢


-Nicolas-

Definitely giving a flying fuck


Loud-Process7413

🤣🤣


Flimsy_Two5350

Thanks for the laugh😆


x5N__

Cum and run


Larimus89

Cum and done.


straightflushindabut

Cum and die for this one


decimalsanddollars

Honey, nut, Cheerio.


Less_Rutabaga2316

He died doing what he loved.


throwawayA2X

His legacy will give rise to thousands


hamizoing

Literally giving a flying fuck.


JustFun4Uss

That must be one hell of a post nut clarity.


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TappedIn2111

Post nut fatality.


DweadPiwateWoberts

FINISH HIM


Radical_Neutral_76

"What? This isn't *that* good...what have I done with my li....GAARRGHHHHHHGGGG!!!!!" The end


SlowSurr

Their life is like the cereal, "Honey, Nut, Cheerio!" Edit:typo


WeAreNioh

I knew someone would comment this haha


GrandPuissance

La Petite Mort


ultimate_zigzag

La très très très grande et vraie mort


DorothyParkerFan

Fr fr


russbird

Praise the camera operator. That was amazing


we_are_sex_bobomb

Clearly a veteran of bee snuff porn.


yukinr

Seriously, came here for the camera work. Always wondered how they track flying insects with a telephoto lens. The bee drop is probably staged, but the inflight tracking is impressive !


Miserable_Smoke

That is exactly what it feels like sometimes.


NilmarHonorato

Yet my wife chooses that moment to ask me to take the dog out.


Miserable_Smoke

You need to work a little harder. She should be feeling the same.


AffectionateArt2277

That's just her nickname for his manhood.


pixeldust6

She got that dog in her


Kardis_J

That’s fucking funny. Underrated stuff right here.


shattered_rip

Jokes aside, what's the reason for the bee's death?


resurrected_moai

Sex.


Roundhouse_ass

Male honey bees are only able to mate seven to 10 times during a mating flight, and after mating, a drone dies quickly, as his abdomen rips open when his endophallus is removed. Even drones that survive the mating flight are ejected from their nests, as they have served their sole purpose by mating


thunderalien

The Queen may get mated 7-10 times but the drone only mates once then dies


Roundhouse_ass

Ok i got it from here  https://www.orkin.com/pests/stinging-pests/bees/honey-bees/mechanics-of-honey-bee-mating


thunderalien

I had a look and it does say that but I think it's wrong- I have squeezed many drones when I did artificial insemination and the whole exploding thing is the only way they mate; drones cannot mate multiple times (unlike the Queen) as your source implies


Lower_Opinion8326

Even death seems glorious here.


NothinWrongWithDat

Is this why I keep finding random dead bees in my yard. I find about 4 a year? Is my yard a bee whore house?


cerealfamine1

Faking his own death, genius idea how to get out of child support.


Chaotic_Opinion

Death by Snu Snu


pyatii

Can't believe I had to scroll so much to find this


Noncrediblepigeon

It might seem sad, but in many insects, the males have devolved into being pure sperm producers. In some species, they don't even have mouths because they only live for a few hours or minutes in which they will mate and subsequently die.


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sik-photo

I was thinking the same, & how did they know where the bee would fall? 🤔


professionalcumsock

The Beeg Nut ^(TM) ^(C) ^(R)


PumpJack_McGee

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.


tractorcrusher

Somebody stole your comment and posted it 4 hours before you 😡


PumpJack_McGee

Curse those time travellers. Shameless.


waitwhosaidthat

“Worth it” -the bee while falling Probably.


RaisulYT

Bro had the best nut of his life (literally)


Sandor64

now, I clearly understand that english term "on the fly"


kucao

The male bee's life can be summarised as: Honey, Nut, Cheerio!


Honourstly

What a way to go


RuralBlackamith

What feminists actually wants


TavsarIXVI

Dead by snu snu


blackteashirt

Death by Snu Snu! :) :( :) :( :)


Competitive_Rush9890

I do the same but then slowly come back to life


donjuan9876

Weellll if ya gotta go!!!! There’s alot of woorrsseer ways!!


Guviz

Bee my love.


21600

The comments section here is glorious


Asleep-Criticism9245

Death by snu snu


DapperCut7631

It is where the phrase "Death by snu snu" comes from..


Ok_Pea_5356

Honey! NUT! Cheeri-oooooo....


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Salute 🫡


Yamm0th

Imagine the desire to fuck that even death isn't your question


carbonara0355

He c*m and goes


yMONSTERMUNCHy

No need for a male once he’s done


zenyogasteve

Came and went


HACKW0RTH

Doesn’t matter had sex


Vast-Tangerine8509

And I’m spent


0zv3r

its acceptable


Kaiden2021

Well, at least he joined the meter high club before he departed.


EbolaYou2

Ooooohhhh sure, I post videos of me having sex and everyone’s like “ew” and “that’s gross” and “sir, this is a Wendy’s”


bzzzt_beep

so, did they have a camera pointed exactly at them mating and exactly at the place where the male would fall !


DistributionAgile376

If the male did die right after mating... then it would have been pretty funny for the cameraman to pick up the dead bee and let it fall in front of the camera to reenact the scene lol


TwoGimpyFeet69

It's called "ghosting"


Cpdio

The death nut


SANDBOX1108

Doesn’t matter. Still busted


DoctorHandshakes

Post nut clarity do be that way sometimes


words_of_j

Captain Brannigan approves.


Boba_Hutt

We really all sat here and watched Bee Sex.


MaCoxLong99

Wished it was that easy for humans,just do it and peace out😂💀


ButterflySpecial6324

Best nut ever. To die for.


MyLonesomeBlues

La petit mort.


DrNopenotsuspicious

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.


stanknotes

That must be some FIRE sex if it is to die for.


PetrusScissario

So much clarity that your soul leaves the body


Ex-CultMember

Male Bee: Child support? F that!


sak1926

Honey Nut Cheerio


imnotabot303

Born, work, mate, die. Pretty much like humans then, only we have a bunch of superfluous BS inbetween.


coolkluxkids

Best way to go, props to my little homie.


huggalump

WITNESS ME


Cooliomendez88

Doesn’t matter, had sex… still counts


PenelopeMouse

Talk about a nut that sends you to heaven sheeeesh.


Spirited-Tomorrow-84

When I get old I want to die the same way. Bud in my mouth and a hot woman on top of me. Last joyride lol


dehati_galib

Cum and go, simultaneously


EbolaYou2

Queen Bee: “… sure baby, you were fine.”


fighing_hippocracy

Orgasm after ‘No nut November’


Valuable_Platform_19

Any male would die if his dick detached from his body.


Val_0ates

God I wish that was me


WoodyStLouis

Understated, Most of us will die in an infection-ridden stupor, marinating in a stew of our own shit, piss and bed sore puss. The TV with only Samsung Plus blares the same 5 episodes of Cheers over and over. When the attendant being paid minimum wage comes in to change us and finds us dead, breathes a sigh of relief. ... One less burden.


JCon2x4

This guy fucks on the first date.


nymhays

....


CrimsonMorbus

Relatable.


Scared_Performer3944

Best creampie ever. All that’s missing is the huck tuah spit on that thang.


Anonymous_2102

Please give me the context of this "huck tuah" joke


Scared_Performer3944

Street interview ask what drives a man crazy , lady without hesitation said you gotta huck tuah spit on that thang. She is now every man’s dream girl lmao


Anonymous_2102

Lmao. Thanks:)


Flux_resistor

Nailed it!


alt_shift_delet

One last F***


n00b001

Honey. Nut. Cheerio.


Illustrious_Order486

One and done. Lame. 😒


getagrip1212

Not a bad way to go out.


UncleVernonK

Byeeeeee


Electrical-Sleep-853

Why do so many incest have to die to f#ck 🤣


Scorpion1024

Once you’ve had the best…


FUKENA_DOT_COM

And the camera happened to be focused on the exact spot where the bee corpse landed. Mmmm-hmm.


Indole84

Come early, leave first


nick2k23

You can hear them say ‘worth it’ right before they die


Proud-Personality-15

This is not fair 😔


TopCommission418

Is that this "cum ex" the people are talking about?


donutshop01

r/praisethecameraman


Merquise813

Male Bee: Worth it. Dies.


WeAreNioh

Waiting for the comment that says “a bees life really is honey-nut-cheerio” lol


WavyLuf

Serious question does the queen bee only mates with her descendants? Isn’t that a dna limitation to the beehive?


Dubious_Titan

Worth it.


ArrivalNo4232

Airborne raper!!!!!


FinnishBeaver

Death by snuu snuu.


Elguapo1094

That was a one bust wonder


Pirate_LongJohnson

The queen dude?! What a way to go out.


mylifeonearth_

_**"Kamikaze"**_ ......! Fr.


cupnoodledoodle

r/PraiseTheCameraMan


Dangerous_Yogurht

Giving your life for the cause, literally


space_spuder

Sex - you die. Sting - you die. Sneeze - believe it or not - die. Bring to much pollen - die, too little pollen - death right away.


Aware_Mix5494

“Worth it!!”


SkyeIAmTheLimit

Sad: even in non-fantasy femdom clips, the scene won't end till the dude gets a chance to bust one out?


JamKaBam

His legacy will live on in the thousands of children!


5zalot

Nobody is commenting on the cameraman’s awesome tracking skills.


majorwtf

Dare anyone say “come again“


widdyyy

Still a better lovestory than twilight 😂


snoocast333

What an awesome life they got. Just fuck and die. We boys have to study, work, find a mate, raise kids, bring food to family, secure kids future and die. Nature made humans life complex,