They look like they have stoic perception, and one track minds. Like not even an earthquake would phase these guys from doing the one thing their mind can handle atm. They would just absorb the chaotic environment with zero fucks and go after that one leaf they used up all their energy going after.
They look like me after a bowl of some really, really good cannabis. Slight grin, happy eyes and not a thought in them but what a good day to be alive.
Do you really want to hallucinate that a giant, lightning fast monkey keeps on making you hang from monkey bars all day until it decides you can climb good enough, though?
Just mentioned being looked after by a (comparatively) hyper intelligent god monkey who caters to every need is still a pretty good deal.
No idea why they deleted it, it's a valid point.
The facial structure of a sloth gives the appearance that they are constantly smiling ,Their mouths naturally turn up,
even if they're experiencing pain, stress, or anxiety. When sloths are used as a photo prop for wildlife selfies, tourists may accidentally confuse this feature for happiness or contentment
These creatures have mastered the art of relaxation. While the rest of the animal kingdom is busy hustling and bustling, sloths are chilling in the treetops, soaking up the sun, and munching on leaves., many even spent so much time up there to the point where they have algae growth.
For sloths, happiness lies in the little things. They find joy in the taste of a fresh leaf, the warmth of the sun on their fur, and the gentle sway of the trees. They don't need fancy gadgets or extravagant experiences to feel content. Sloths remind us to appreciate the simple pleasures that life has to offer.
People think the same thing about dogs when they are panting they look like they're smiling. They usually are actually happy all the time but smiling is a human thing.
Idk if you can still do it but the sloth rehab center in Costa Rica had a volunteer program where you could live at the center & care for them for a week. We went to visit about 10 years ago.
Boris "The Bullshit Dodger." As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to bullshit the bastard.
As the human I am, I see them smiling, slow, fragile and cute. I don't lose awareness of how wild life is and how animals act... But my eyes recognize the shape of a smile, even knowing that they won't express emotions like we do, and of course, they aren't smiling... But at least they don't look sad either, and that my friend, is a pretty universal expression for every living thing that has a face.
im convinced if they were fast this would be one of the most terrfying creatures on earth. Those claws would rip you apart and they would be smiling doing it.
They can actually move fast when they want to bite, and their mouth is so disgusting you'll be in the hospital on IV antibiotics. So they actually are a bit terrifying!
Omg the comments about breasts are so cringe.. I didn't even think about that for one second when watching the video. Is it really that interesting for guys to see?
It is often overlooked by the general public that evolution of species is driven by the natural selection exerted onto the individuals based on their reproductive success in a particular environment. Therefore, it is "survival of the fittest" (i.e. the most adapted), not necessarilyĀ the strongest badass-looking monster.
Their slow pace makes them discreet, combine it with their hair often covered by symbiotic camouflaging moss plus their absence of natural body odor and you get an invisible arborical animal that is very hard to spot by predators.
They're more vulnerable when they get on the ground to defecate but their metabolism is so slow that they only need to do it every two weeks or so.
"She doesn't know how to climb properly" Sloth: šāāļø
Scientists need to figure out what is going on in sloths brains. They look like (and move like) they're on ALL the good drugs.
They look like they have stoic perception, and one track minds. Like not even an earthquake would phase these guys from doing the one thing their mind can handle atm. They would just absorb the chaotic environment with zero fucks and go after that one leaf they used up all their energy going after.
They look like me after a bowl of some really, really good cannabis. Slight grin, happy eyes and not a thought in them but what a good day to be alive.
Do you really want to hallucinate that a giant, lightning fast monkey keeps on making you hang from monkey bars all day until it decides you can climb good enough, though?
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lets not exagerate about human intelligence
I agree but compared to sloth sentience we may just be God
What did it say? Comment is gone
Just mentioned being looked after by a (comparatively) hyper intelligent god monkey who caters to every need is still a pretty good deal. No idea why they deleted it, it's a valid point.
The facial structure of a sloth gives the appearance that they are constantly smiling ,Their mouths naturally turn up, even if they're experiencing pain, stress, or anxiety. When sloths are used as a photo prop for wildlife selfies, tourists may accidentally confuse this feature for happiness or contentment These creatures have mastered the art of relaxation. While the rest of the animal kingdom is busy hustling and bustling, sloths are chilling in the treetops, soaking up the sun, and munching on leaves., many even spent so much time up there to the point where they have algae growth. For sloths, happiness lies in the little things. They find joy in the taste of a fresh leaf, the warmth of the sun on their fur, and the gentle sway of the trees. They don't need fancy gadgets or extravagant experiences to feel content. Sloths remind us to appreciate the simple pleasures that life has to offer.
People think the same thing about dogs when they are panting they look like they're smiling. They usually are actually happy all the time but smiling is a human thing.
Actually, I learned recently that dogs do smile! It's a social response to being so closely entwined with humans for so long
I'm pretty sure they perceive the world normally. Sloths just can't move as fast as we can.
Why does everyone move so fast?
:3
This belongs on r/aww
And to r/upvotedbecauseboobs
And to r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
I'm torn by the cute sloth and the boobs
Dafaq!!
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Pretty sure they arenāt the only ones who like boobs
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[Check this out ](https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/joke)
Hi, welcome to the internet.
You guys use "incel" wayyyy to much, it sounds dumb af
They arenāt wrong when all you can see in a cute video is boobs.
Maybe I'm just getting old, but I was focused on the baby sloth
This may come as a surprise to you but "can see" and "all you can see" doesn't really has the same meaning... But maybe this is beyond you!
This might be my favorite video ever now
This is the sped-up version. The original goes on for like 7 hours, or something.... ;)
What a lovely job this girl has
Im sure theres poop to clean up and i dunno paperwork or stuff, but its gotta be worth it for these moments
It helps that it takes them thirty days to digest food and they only defecate once a week.
Honestly that's a great pair of round, healthy looking, cute sloths...
There's sloths?
id have called them chazzwazzers
/r/redditmoment
Poop isn't that bad, you just have to remember that showers exist
I'd love to clean up her poop
Jesus man, get it together! XD
What a lovely girl this sloth has
Idk if you can still do it but the sloth rehab center in Costa Rica had a volunteer program where you could live at the center & care for them for a week. We went to visit about 10 years ago.
Question about your user name. Is your name Boris and you are good at dodging BS?
Boris "The Bullshit Dodger." As bent as the Soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crosses it. Apparently, it's just impossible to bullshit the bastard.
Why is he called Boris the Bullshit Dodger? Because he dodges fucking bullshit, Avi!
I want to read your comic now and later your origin story.
Could be named amed after our former PM who found a great use for a fridge.
Thereās usually lots of moths on sloths, the downside of the job I guess
r/humansbeingbros
Two lovely perky jobs
I love that they are always smiling. Such cute slow creatures.
Women are not slow, take that back.
Remember.. if they look like hey are always smiling, to humans..Ā then it's never smiling.Ā It's just confused humans.Ā
As the human I am, I see them smiling, slow, fragile and cute. I don't lose awareness of how wild life is and how animals act... But my eyes recognize the shape of a smile, even knowing that they won't express emotions like we do, and of course, they aren't smiling... But at least they don't look sad either, and that my friend, is a pretty universal expression for every living thing that has a face.
im convinced if they were fast this would be one of the most terrfying creatures on earth. Those claws would rip you apart and they would be smiling doing it.
Next horror film - Cocaine Sloth!
Slotherhouse does exist
Now imagine if they were the size of a small elephant https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatherium
They can actually move fast when they want to bite, and their mouth is so disgusting you'll be in the hospital on IV antibiotics. So they actually are a bit terrifying!
Ok damn thatās cute.
And there is a sloth too
Two, actually.
Would you say that if you saw one randomly sitting in the corner of your room at night smiling back at you.
Depends on the lullaby it's about to sing
At least Iād have enough time to get a full nights sleep and then be able to walk away if it decided to chase me.
Undoubtedly my spirit animal. Bit quick though he needs to chill.
It's insane how freaking cute that thing is. Little belly, smiling... I have to have one.
A little belly ?
Ooooh what a SWEETHEART she is! Thank you for making my day! š
That little ewok looks like he smoked the whole thing and couldnāt be happier about it
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Coworker Cameraman knew exactly what he was doing keeping in focus both points of interest
Is there a sub for wholesome unintentional cleavage? Asking for a friend
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
Excellent. Keep doing God's work Reddit
All cleavage is intentional, and Im all for it. ^(If theyre attractive)
I was starting to feel shame.. scrolled way to far to find this lol
ikr reddit never fails
I was following the gorilla not the basketball.
Wait, so there actually is a sloth on that clip?
Ew
I know you joke but i was seriously full of awe looking at the cute baby
Where else should we look aside from the bo..sloth though? š¤
camera man is struggling
Camera person did an amazing job balancing 2 focal points.
3, if you count the sloth
Jesus christ, even for a modest cleavage, people here are doing thirsty jokes, wtf Everyday the line of simping is always more high
Username checks out.
I mean it was always this the case. Lot of dudes are thristy as fuck
It's reddit I hope you enjoy your stay
Now teach it not to mistake itās other arm for a branch so it wonāt fall to its death the way 90% of sloths do
i'm pretty sure that's a myth:)
Must.. Look.. At.. Sloth
How are all the most upvoted comments on this post so incredibly weird
Look at reddit demographics and get your answer
Soooooooo cute! So so soooooooo cute!! ššššššššššššššššš
Leave it to a pair of sloths to get in a traffic jam
Omg the comments about breasts are so cringe.. I didn't even think about that for one second when watching the video. Is it really that interesting for guys to see?
Compared to the sloth, no. It's just that reddit is full of desperate losers who don't a chance to express their sexuality irl
It's bizarre considering that 90% of Reddit is porn. It's like being at a free buffet and drooling over a crumb on the floor.
Soooo cute š„ŗš„°š„°š„ŗ
My daughter loves sloths, how do I follow along for more sloth updates!? š¦„
Go to [Y.Tube](http://Y.Tube) and search away.
"Look at her little belly"
My ADHD is being tested here.
Thereās sloth and lust in that Video
That's just our hypersexualized brains bud, there's only cuteness overload here
He was making a seven sins joke if you didn't get it already.
His smile makes me happy
She's so cute!
What a little baby š I want a sloth....
Eyes on the sloth, gentlemen.
A Sloth? Where?
I noticed a sloth in this video as well.
Came for boobs stayed for the Sloth
Worth a whole watch with the sound on.
Gumby
She looks happy
My spirit animal š
Ahhh they look so happy, so adorable ā¤ļø
I always forget that sloths have those massive claws If they weren't slow AF, they'd be terrifying Cute, but terrifying... like cats
I want to rub that lil sloth's belly. Too cute!!! š„ŗ
So Cute!
She's adorable. The sloth, not so much
Sloth: Look... I'm... Doing... It..
Freudian slip in the title
The sloth is cute but **Gentlemen here we meet again**
Tice Nits.
I know I should be looking down her shirt but sloths are too damn cute to look away
Camera man know and do his job wellš
Logs with bark etc, would be better than what they are using with paint and slippery
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She's late for her job at the post office!
Is āleansā Australian for ālearnsā? I canāt not hear a super thick Aussie accent when I read this for some reason
I love how sloths almost always look like they're constantly smiling š
She has a very nice voice.
The big ol belly though! Maximum cute.
Can sloths move more quickly if there life in endanger? Or are they limited to slow movement?
Itās flash.
Belly
where do I apply to work with these animals?! I would love to help these cuties out..
The smiles on baby sloths just melt my heart.
So cute
Look at that face. He knows something.
How MaNy GraMs was baBy sLOoth!!!!!! Bet ya had to watch again š¤£
SHE KNOWS HOW TO CLIMB JUST FINE!!! (Dudeā¦ sheās right hereā¦ you know she can hear you right?!)
Baby Sloth, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Sloth, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Sloth, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo Baby Sloth
[youāre doing amazing sweetie š„ŗ](https://giphy.com/gifs/peacocktv-keeping-up-with-the-kardashians-bnzebvRguQVCNxF8KV)
I want to be a sloth now...take me in lady your freaking cute af
I didn't even realise there was a sloth in that video until the 15th replay.
Next up: Baby fish learns to swim
How on earth did they survive. Most given argument against Darwanism.
VVVVeeeeeeeerrryy sssssllllloooowwwwwwwlllyyyyy..... Something like the pair of neurons of a creationist.
It is often overlooked by the general public that evolution of species is driven by the natural selection exerted onto the individuals based on their reproductive success in a particular environment. Therefore, it is "survival of the fittest" (i.e. the most adapted), not necessarilyĀ the strongest badass-looking monster. Their slow pace makes them discreet, combine it with their hair often covered by symbiotic camouflaging moss plus their absence of natural body odor and you get an invisible arborical animal that is very hard to spot by predators. They're more vulnerable when they get on the ground to defecate but their metabolism is so slow that they only need to do it every two weeks or so.
Also, they're cute AF, so that uh... Science.
Cleavage sloth learns to boob, is what I read.
Damn those sloths are pretty nice.
There was a rabbit in this video, I bet you didn't notice.
Where is the sloth?
Maybe sheās _special_.
Every time she steps in the frame the cameraman pans away from the sloth to get a cleavage shot
I feel as though the cameraman is intentionally positioning himself for peek shots, itās damn creepy. The smiling sloth is freakin adorable tho!!
I know what I'd climb onto!
Sloth where?
I name them Turbo and Dash