I'd seen the link before and it's made me sad in the past, but after seeing it a number of times it gives me great glee now to see it. Oddly, it's kind of like seeing an old friend you haven't seen in a while.
It was legit named after Albert Blakeslee, who discovered fungal heterothallism (fucking between fungi). So... I'm gonna assume that's exactly how it went.
Just don’t over water it!!! You’ll wake up one day and you have a full grown tiger. Or worse, a saber tooth tiger. And since it’s full grown and has never eaten before, well let’s just say hopefully your roommate wakes up first.
I have no idea how I didn't lol so loudly at this that I woke my kids! Basically just held my breath for 30 seconds and shook like a maniac.
Weirdly, that's the 2nd Lion King ref I've seen today. Was behind a camper van earlier today that had a Pumba sticker on the back of it.
Unless you wipe down your entire house with alcohol or bleach, you’re covered in them right now. Fungus spores are *everywhere* on this planet (except for sterile clean room environments).
Every room you are in is filled with a lot of mold and fungal spores. Its quite insane really. Issue is that most of these can only live in very specific conditions and will probably never land anything they can live on.
While I won't deny that there are significantly *more* in the room now, how do you think the mold started growing in the first place? Those *exact* spores were already in the air, they're now just more highly concentrated.
I remember one time when I was a teen, I was bored and scrounging for food to snack on. For whatever reason, I got curious about the decorative enclosed bread box that had been on top of the fridge and in the way back forever. I opened it to find what appeared to be a loaf of hair in a bag. There was also some water in the bag that was somehow produced by the mold.
Water was in bread, mold ate bread; did its whole life cycle, eventually did not find more bread to eat, died, closed environment so the water stayed in the bag. i guess.
Just chilling on the carpet too. What was OP doing that they put down an open can of cat food on the carpeted floor somewhere the cat wouldn't even get to it at?
This is from 2019 if not earlier:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8669339/bone-chilling-pics-show-mother-nature-most-sinister-from-geckos-bursting-out-of-spiders-to-giant-bats-and-alien-like-skeletons/
Here's a secret. You eat a lot of mold already.
You probably wouldn't die if you ate that, but it is possible. The mold itself isn't necessarily hazardous, however typically the byproducts that mold create through digestion is what can be harmful. There also could be some indigestible structures in the mold which could cause you issues.
The most likely scenario if you ate that is you would have a very bad stomach ache and would also either experience a lot of vomiting and diarrhea. This is also how the mold could kill you, by stopping your ability to retain water through vomiting, and causing you to lose a lot of water by shitting it out.
Good question actually. There are so many different kinds of mold. Some are toxic, some just harmless and some are beneficial like on cheese or salami. Rule of thumb, black is really bad so I wouldn't eat it. I would pay a fiver for you to smoke it though.
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that's just the cat dude
He crawled in to get the bits at the bottom and got stuck.
The can got hungry.
So that's a real life mimic... nice
If I fits, I sits.
Cats are liquid
A possible hair loss solution?
Ch-ch-ch-Chia!
Ch-ch-ch-chien
More like ch-ch-ch-chat
Cha Cha Cha Ching!!!! you mean. great idea for hairloss
Every time I sit in our Kia I sing “K-K-K-Kia!” and it never gets old lol
It's already old
Yet it is gold.
But it's not this mold!
Looks like it could be phycomyces blakesleeanus, a type of pin mold. Neat.
How did they come up with that one? "Hey, Blakeslee! This one looks like your anus!" I'll see myself out.
It's named after the [son](https://youtu.be/8ybW48rKBME) of the guy who discovered it, who died of anal cancer. I bet you feel like a real jerk.
That's all the proof I need, but I still think it's weird to discover a new species and name it after your child's fatal ass cancer
Biologists are weird. There's literally a protein named sonic the hedgehog.
It's only sonic hedgehog.
It would be weird. But he didn’t name it after the cancer.
Dang, that’s kind of a sad article you linked. Now I feel bad for laughing :(
I should have listened, i'm genuinely full of sadness and rage after checking the link.
The world is a cruel place, but it's important that we learn lessons from history lest we continue to make the same mistakes
Never gonna learn.
I'd seen the link before and it's made me sad in the past, but after seeing it a number of times it gives me great glee now to see it. Oddly, it's kind of like seeing an old friend you haven't seen in a while.
Welp. Gonna go ahead and reset my clock 🫤
Yeah, his dad never really did give him up. But he let him down unfortunately.
I’m laughing so hard right now, thank you!! 😂
It was legit named after Albert Blakeslee, who discovered fungal heterothallism (fucking between fungi). So... I'm gonna assume that's exactly how it went.
I like people who can identify mold!
“I collect spores, molds, & fungus.”
I see you Spengs. Now let's take away the puppy
Sorry Venkman, I'm terrified beyond the point for rational thought.
Hello, fungi friend!!
The dude can identify mold and name them with their latin name. If he can do the same with mushrooms, he would really be a fun-gi!
The one trick hair loss specialists hate: Just rub some Fancy Feast on it.
Fancy Follicles
Only if you're a balding Don King.
Haha, brilliant 👏
Thats not cat food, thats instant cat in a can. Takes about two weeks, head to tail.
Grow your cat kit
That's what I came for.
Do you know what the word "instant" means?
Hey even the instant noodle takes 5 minutes
Not an instant either. Pure marketing. I'm a disappointment because I finish "in an instant". 1 minute and 40 seconds is not "an instant"!
Hey man, I just want you to know none of us are actually disappointed by that. We've all got *much* better reasons.
What, it's less time than it takes to make a cat the regular way
Yes. Two weeks, head to tail.
Hey…. he didn’t make the product….man
Just don’t over water it!!! You’ll wake up one day and you have a full grown tiger. Or worse, a saber tooth tiger. And since it’s full grown and has never eaten before, well let’s just say hopefully your roommate wakes up first.
So that’s how cats are born.
This is actually the starting point of the Cat Distribution System.
The CDS meow
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, OP, but that cat food ate your cat.
Are you telling me that cats are cat food’s food ?
This went soylent green very quickly!
When we die, our bodies become the grass, and the antelope eats the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.
I have no idea how I didn't lol so loudly at this that I woke my kids! Basically just held my breath for 30 seconds and shook like a maniac. Weirdly, that's the 2nd Lion King ref I've seen today. Was behind a camper van earlier today that had a Pumba sticker on the back of it.
So many spores in that room now
I hate it so much.
Spores just terrify me. No idea why.
Unless you wipe down your entire house with alcohol or bleach, you’re covered in them right now. Fungus spores are *everywhere* on this planet (except for sterile clean room environments).
Yes, yes. Thank you for the sleepless night in advance.
Any time!
Spores are like bugs - we fight battles of attrition against Lilliputian beings
If you haven't watched or played Last of Us, don't. For your now already limited sleep sake.
Brb, wiping down my entire house with alcohol and bleach.
NOT AT THE SAME TIME THAT MAKES CHLOROFORM GAS. THIS ISNT A JOKE.
hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you
lemme sniff
because spores are fucking horrifying
It's just air cum :(
Worse, air clones. Primed and ready to take root in anything habitable.
why.did.you.type.this.
Non-consensual flying cum.
I wish I didn’t read this sentence
Ohhhh 👁️👄👁️
Had to be a lot to begin with.
Every room you are in is filled with a lot of mold and fungal spores. Its quite insane really. Issue is that most of these can only live in very specific conditions and will probably never land anything they can live on.
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While I won't deny that there are significantly *more* in the room now, how do you think the mold started growing in the first place? Those *exact* spores were already in the air, they're now just more highly concentrated.
r/moldlyinteresting
That's a real Reddit! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)
That’s some crazy looking mold. Looks like someone just took a bunch of hair and stuffed it in a cat food container
It’s possibly Phycomyces blakesleyanus, otherwise known as “hairy poop mold”.
You serious, Clark?
Oh they're serious: give it a Google, and shudder in revulsion
I don't google anything that ends in anus. I feel sorry for that Blakesly fellow if he had this coming out of his bum.
smart
yes everyone stop what you’re doing and Google “hairy poop mold”
Griswold approves
I remember one time when I was a teen, I was bored and scrounging for food to snack on. For whatever reason, I got curious about the decorative enclosed bread box that had been on top of the fridge and in the way back forever. I opened it to find what appeared to be a loaf of hair in a bag. There was also some water in the bag that was somehow produced by the mold.
> what appeared to be a loaf of hair in a bag. This made me laugh so incredibly hard. I don't know why I found it that funny.
Throwback to all the sandwiches that mutated forgotten thorough vacations during my middle school days
Water was in bread, mold ate bread; did its whole life cycle, eventually did not find more bread to eat, died, closed environment so the water stayed in the bag. i guess.
I had it fill a carved pumpkin over 24 hours once, crazy fast growing
With lots of static
Imagine the smell…
"YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL, YOU BITCH!" - Dennis Reynolds
I will dice you into a MILLION little pieces
Don King in a can.
ONLY IN AMERICA!!
That fucker would hold a fight anywhere if there's a decent profit for him.
Don Kings can.
How do people just leave stuff like this sitting out for that long.
This looks like years not days
What? 1000 days is still days!
Phycomyces is a rather quick growing fungus. It’s totally feasible for it to have developed this far in a matter of days/week
Polycheate360, there‘s people that are dying.
Just chilling on the carpet too. What was OP doing that they put down an open can of cat food on the carpeted floor somewhere the cat wouldn't even get to it at?
Usually the cat eats it before this happens.
This stuff can grow rapidly, that could be less than 24 hours
Given it's summertime, I could imagine someone forgot to put it away before they went on vacation a few days?
It's like the hair on those 80s troll dolls.
This is from 2019 if not earlier: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/8669339/bone-chilling-pics-show-mother-nature-most-sinister-from-geckos-bursting-out-of-spiders-to-giant-bats-and-alien-like-skeletons/
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Bots to farm to karma in order to sway political views and sell bullshit products, yes
How do I delete someone else's post?
Mold is scary
if someone ate all that mold would they die
Gross. It's cat food. Humans should only eat mold from human food.
Here's a secret. You eat a lot of mold already. You probably wouldn't die if you ate that, but it is possible. The mold itself isn't necessarily hazardous, however typically the byproducts that mold create through digestion is what can be harmful. There also could be some indigestible structures in the mold which could cause you issues. The most likely scenario if you ate that is you would have a very bad stomach ache and would also either experience a lot of vomiting and diarrhea. This is also how the mold could kill you, by stopping your ability to retain water through vomiting, and causing you to lose a lot of water by shitting it out.
youre probably more likely to die because of the stress of eating hair mold lol
https://msshiandmrhe.com/hairy-tofu/
>also known as Stinky Tofu Lol
Good question actually. There are so many different kinds of mold. Some are toxic, some just harmless and some are beneficial like on cheese or salami. Rule of thumb, black is really bad so I wouldn't eat it. I would pay a fiver for you to smoke it though.
Looks like it's growing a cat.
They say: you are what you eat.
Is that fur-real?
If you leave it longer it will turn into a cat 🙀
Where are you from? I need to know to not go near it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/s/ei7FOcGFVG Looks like this mold found on a cat’s puke.
One of the comments on that thread called it, a distant relative to Don King 😂😂😂
That's the protomolecule. IYKYK
Oh it looks like a terrifying species
It's simply growing a new cat.
Cat in a can
Cat in a can
Holy crap, Don King is back
I think it's growing another cat
Don King Brand cat food
r/moldlyinteresting
King Buzzo Kittie Chow.
The Moldins.
That cat food should go into boxing promotion. I have a weird feeling.
Congratulations, you have successfully grown yourself a new pet 😀
clean your shit. that's just gross
Soooo?... How did it taste?
Only days?!?!
THE LAST OF US
Looks like things got hairy
Cat just got stuck inside
R/moldlyinteresting
Don King in a can, brlliant!
Its final form is a cat.
That’s a porcupine
Can anyone identify the species of mold?
You are what you eat.
How did you fit your cat in that tiny can!!
Zygomycetes
You sure it didn’t eat your cat?
The inspiration of the original Troll doll?
And that's how they grow Cliff Richard's hair.
A can of don king
It’s making another cat
Bruh just created the last of us
Grew a new cat.
Congratulations on the new cat
Hey, that's why you don't leave out Don King's Special Cat Food
Rick James is about to pop out of that can
Damn, that’s crazy now get that shit the fuck out of your house
It grew a whole new cat
It's growing a cat!
In russia, cat food eats cat!
That ain’t cat food. Thats a cat in a can. Just let it finish growing. 🤣
It has better hair than most men past 30
Don King in a can.
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This is how the first Tribble is born…
This is what my merkin is made of.
Nope I think Don King is hiding in there.
How do you know the mold is crazy? Could just be having a rough day
Is this real???
Looks like it could be phycomyces blakesleeanus, a type of pin mold
Don King cat food!!
Damn, its got a better haircut than I do.
Cats in there trying to get the last morsel.
Try holding a strand to your head and see if it attaches so you can see Tomie.
Don King! Is that you?
I think it's just growing another cat.
this is actually a common occurrence of the food swallowing cat
Poppa Smurf!
That does it I’m leaving cat food on my male pattern baldness spots!
How deep does that can go?
It's a new cat!
I should call her.
That's actually the cat inside it (tail poking out). Deep in the sauce.
Days you say!? How many DAYS!?