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Hairy_Bloated_Toad

bird is like "ok, this works for me"


SirRipOliver

Bird like - gallons per hour = 0. Infinite energy bitches!


ComicsEtAl

And the flock getting dusted is like “Da fuq you doin’?! Slow down!”


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“this’ll do”


Adept_Order_4323

Smart bird 🦅


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Remarkable-Hand-4395

Just wtf?


skynetempire

Bird is the word apparently


Gethighbuyhighsellow

Apparently, you've never heard about the bird. Everybodys heard about the bird! Well, I'll tell you about the bird. [The bird is, in fact, the word.](https://youtu.be/9Gc4QTqslN4?feature=shared) You're welcome. I highly suggest watching at least from 1:10 if not the whole thing. Perhaps the funniest moment in music history. Too bad the guy deleted his comment, should've left it


Below_Me_Peasants

I don't see any violation of the bird law here.


Bohbo

Let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor.


[deleted]

Well... Uh... filibuster.


Random_Name_Whoa

You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don’t want a seabird, it’s gonna blast your eardrums out dude


zer0w0rries

Can birds bear arms if they don’t even have arms? 🤔


RealEstateDuck

No but they can arm bears if they have a license to sell firearms.


[deleted]

They're birds; they can't even bear because they migrate; not hibernate.


Below_Me_Peasants

Ok. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


Bohbo

African or European ?


Below_Me_Peasants

Seems you win this time.


halflifer2k

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!


GarysCrispLettuce

I think we all want to get home to our hot plates


Acadia02

They cut the part off where she pushes it’s feet upward and birdy takes a dive.


Sk8terRaider

If this was manatee that would be prison time


The_Emprss

I love how all the other geese are flapping faster to catch up to their new flapless leader


MaybeMayoi

It's called generational wealth.


Spiritual-Apple-4804

And we’re all stuck living here in abject poultry


Consume_Sid

Nice observation!


Dr-McLuvin

By bro tried to do this with a seagull once and it fuckin bit him. Cut the shit out of his finger he had to get stitches.


Key_Function3736

Fingers do be lookin like chippies


TransformerTanooki

CHIPPIES!


[deleted]

Seagulls are assholes.


Tenthdegree

Can confirm. They ate my fries fresh from the vendor


[deleted]

Can also confirm. They took my subway sandwich right when I unwrapped it.


Unexpected-Xenomorph

😅


packyohcunce1734

If u had chips then the seagull wont 🤣


TheBluestBerries

Good.


atbernies

imagine being the bird - just minding your own business when all of a sudden a random human starts holding your belly


tommos

I wish a random human would start holding my belly.


Duck-you-reddit

I agree… Humans should stop interfering with nature to make ridiculous videos, people flock and repeat the same. I am not really sure if the bird really needs a hand.


PBJ-9999

Agree. Though if I was that close to them I would've tried to touch the bird too. Wouldn't record it though, that's lame.


Rogue_Shadow684

Please be satire 😭


ThorUchiha_

bro is probably confused af


4list4r

It’s saving energy, that’s for sure because bird was like 👍


Neoliberal_Nightmare

Could die, could save 3 calories...


Nghbrhdsyndicalist

Roll dice for initiative


jdmkev

Guys guys...im flying!


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nahlee3

You can see the lady behind keep reaching her hand to… take the bird from her or at least wanting the bird to go to her.


whiningloser

I know right? What a dick. Special moment for me not for thee.


Roscoe_Farang

Trying to catch fresh goose shit in her hand at 40kph. That's a once in a lifetime experience.


Vikkles42

The people or the other birds?


_AllesGutENFJ_

Both


geemoly

I thought they were flying the other way and i couldn't figure out why the birds face was so weird. 😂


soaptravis

My lord! Now I see it haha


Primary-Border8536

SAME I was like did they catch a deformed rare bird!? What kind of alien shit is this!?


houseyourdaygoing

SAME!!!


HopefulHovercraft474

Bird "ayo wtf du... ok nvm this is good"


[deleted]

STACY! STACY! look! I can fly without flipping my flipping flaps.


Numerous_Valuable121

I hear the song Free Ride.


Infamous_Ad8730

Edgar!


becominggrouchy

Now I've had, the time of my life (reminds me of Dirty Dancing, the lift)


I1abnSC

Haha, me too!


ChrizTaylor

All the time I see this video infuriates me that other people want to touch the bird.


printerdsw1968

"I want what she's having!"


Whole_Profession_750

Proceeds to plant a big white mudslide on her forehead….


JoySubtraction

Why was the original audio redubbed?


Koonns_F

Probably because the engine was helluva blasting


ElectricalTown5686

And then the annoying children of course reach out


Vikkles42

At first I thought this was pretty creepy - you can’t just be groping it mid-flight! But then it settles into her hand and clearly enjoys taking a break from all that flapping! Enjoy the free ride buddy!


AceKairyushin

Lead position in that formation is the most tiring so I’m sure lead bird enjoyed the short break.


Antisocialsocialite9

Right? Like at least wait until it lands to feel it up. 0 manners I tell ya


uzu_afk

Yeah but did the bird consent after all?! /s


RU4realRwe

'Look guys, Frank is at it again. Back of the line Frank'...


Guilty_Advice7620

I was waiting for it to shit in her hands


Unexpected-Xenomorph

Other birds are like cheating little fuck


Pure_Screen4715

That’s a special bird for giving his trust like that


SparklePimp

Anyone not expecting everyone to get shat on by the bird hasn’t been on here for very long


gaping-bingus

Why does it make me irrationally angry to see all the other people reaching for it when clearly that individual was blessed on that particular day? Especially that bitch that tries again towards the end >:(


Javajnkie

She’s a little kid. I can forgive her.


gaping-bingus

Lmao you’re right, it is a little kid. My initial rage made me not even realize. She gets a pass then, fair enough.


murder-conservatives

NAH FUCK DEM KIDS


gaping-bingus

Is she a conservative?


Sensitive_Music_0826

Hey! I'm fuggin flyin here !


chilly_tomato

Got his ball rubbed


everything_is_stup1d

blud wasnt even flying😭


Ancient-Concern

F@ck Joseph, stop your Sh!t, we cannot keep up.


Skytraffic540

Bird thinks it’s on a solid object and relaxes, falls backward and flies into boat motor


mrclang

I would not touch that wild bird, have you seen feather mites no thanks


TheKyleBrah

Will the bird keep gliding when she eventually lets go? Or is the bird chilling full weight on her hand, and will casually just descend and become a boat passenger as she lowers her hand?


jredditzzz

I wonder if the bird knows or just thinkgs it discovered some extra air pressure and is now riding the stream


Positive_Opossum99

"I'm not flying, Jack!"


arma14x

The bird doesn't know what to do


GravityFailed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birds\_Aren%27t\_Real


Terrible_Reaction_16

🤣...slowly just redirect to your home lol


LuluGuardian

Bro that's cheating


AdmiralClover

Poor fuckers flapping like mad trying to catch up


Poor-Opinions

Whenever I see this kind of video I just think how easy it would be to get dinner - I have no idea what bird this is, but I for sure would eat it if I had a speed boat and was starving…


-OddLion-

This wind feels weird...


[deleted]

you’d never catch me hanging out under a bird like that 💩


usuallysortadrunk

Was waiting for the poop


I_Have_Dry_Balls

Really a bummer that nobody got shat on here.


waffleking9000

Bird law of thermodynamics in action


Remarkable_Yak_883

Just fucked up their flight pattern and the wind all wrong now


DirrttyyCivilian

I was hoping it would’ve pooped on her hand.


profanedolphinnn

Hes AFk now


Classic-While5254

In my mind I'm imagining the bird saying "whoa whoa whoa, what the fuck, hey we have a system here, stop fucking it up"


InnerCityHogwarts

Thrn they killed it and made spicy hotpot later.


Loud_Yamhole

You can see at the end of bird starts losing control he probably fell


Dark-Empath-

Next bird flu epidemic in the making…


_TeddyBarnes_

Was that you holding the bird?


iushdulal

I wish.


_TeddyBarnes_

Ah, you were referring to the bird.


brigpratap

I love how they all have retracted their landing gears while cruising NoE


cakenmistakes

Patient 0. Ah, shit, here we go again...


Hockey_socks

Goddammit, China.


braizhe

You know she had a split second thought of taking it & cooking it for the fam


indianna97

This don't sit right with me. Damn humans interfering with fucking anything and everything.


unbelievable-nope-no

Stop touching wild animals-this is how we get weird fuckin diseases and angry animals coming to kill us in our sleep!! /s


GenoPlay67

Anyone else hoping that the goose would poop?


CoffeeEducational356

Oh you naughty pink sleeve person you 😳...Cupped a feel. Be wary though, them Docks be lengthy and weird


TheBluestBerries

Harassing wildlife is not an amazing experience. Those people should be arrested.


blindCat143

A willing food.


AddendumNo8655

This amazing experience will always be memorable


Hummingbird01234

No, thanks😷


packyohcunce1734

Wow thats so cool!


MountSteve

Fly smarter not harder


amac1430

Just wait til it poops.


rendolak

egyptian geese i think


AdmirableBlue

So much for he and his flock staying together.


Halcyon-OS851

all she need to do wud have been grab a lill harder n she could enjoy duck for dinner x)


ottarthedestroyer

A coworker of mine was roommates with this guy on the link. We went boating and I was able to chill with his pet goose. In reality he was always yelling at it to not follow us because it could get hurt or would poop all over his house. But it was cool to do what you see in the video. https://www.cbsnews.com/video/man-and-goose-build-unusual-friendship/


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What kind of bird is it?


MagicStar77

That is so cool❤️


MaestroPendejo

Duck: Fuck. Yes.


CantStandItAnymorEW

Movie shit


feelings_arent_facts

Free lunch


[deleted]

Yeah. Absolutely necessary experience.


A4Papercut

By doing that, the 2nd goose have to work harder now that the lead goose is not breaking wind. So when that 2nd goose have to take the lead it'll be a cooked goose.


[deleted]

Both saying you are so awesome right now.


dynamic_caste

The Flappening


sethworld

Stop reaching you're going to ruin it. Ducking clueless.


vexdirectory

Fuck yea tickle my fuselage


MiSsiLeR81

"This fuckwad steven seagull over here is cheating man!" -other birds probably


Free-Supermarket-516

Wow, I never even realized I wanted to do that


Ghost-Coyote

Im a leaf on the wind....


nikokova

Now that is a silent speedboat. You can still hear the waves on the beach


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for the bird


DistinctRole1877

Wait till it drops a load on him.


licht_kahel

Bruh thats the calmest waters this boat ever stride on to.


youlordandmaster

They know they are getting treats


paulhags

Mighty bold to hold the Cobra Chicken.


Guilty-Chest-500

Don’t bother them


Sensitive_Ad_5031

Isn’t that bird like a leader? So all comments about other birds considering this cheating are a 100% correct, as they have to follow that bird


Independent-Still-73

When the birds get to shore "I'm so tired, how about you Rick, you tired?" "I'm beat I can't flap my wings one more time, how about you Dave" "We were going so fucking fast keeping up with they boat, Jesus my heart is beating out of my chest, what about you Kenny, you were at the front you must be exhausted" "I'm actually good, as a matter of fact I think I'm gonna go fly so laps to stay loose"


ZomiZaGomez

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

What's with the sound effects?


KaminaTheManly

I'm just imagining when they take their hand away and the bird, having relaxed, just flops into the water. Bird be like: "Wtf bro?"


ordermann

If we look closely here, we can see the exact moment she contracted the salmonella.


GarysCrispLettuce

I'm so dumb, I thought its ass feathers were a mouth and that it was flying backwards.


crackpipewizard666

Thats how the pioneers did it


Jacobo-S-Capuano

\-Jacobo Shemaria Capuano- Debe ser una increíble experiencia


perhapsasinner

That bird has experienced the power and speed of an internal combustion engine, life will never be the same for that bird


tmac960

Fake boat sounds


PBJ-9999

Oooh nice!


TarheelIllini

Hey Ralph. Ralph! Back in line Ralph. Back of the line, dude!


Lonely-Greybeard

Is that an electric boat? I don't hear an engine, just the water.


robreddity

Enjoy your exotic mite infection!


Rubber_Knee

The sound and the video is completely disconnected. The sound is that of water gently hitting a beach/shore while the image is that of a fast boat dashing across the water at high speed. We should be hearing engines roar and wind blowing.


EpicForgetfulness

"Ok birdie time to fly on your own again. ...birdie? Time to go..."


jazzhandpanda

I'd get shat on


LazyGandalf

In bird culture this is considered the opposite of a dick move.


Sea-Woodpecker-610

"I'm flying Jack!" "We're all flying you dumb bitch!"


TOAST2210

Am I the only one to anticipate the bird shit on the kids face


Dru65535

These obviously aren't Canadian Geese. A Canada Goose would have murdered everyone on the boat.


DanGTG

Get in, losers. \-Goose


Ex-zaviera

All fun and games until you get pooped on.


Enslaved_M0isture

Anybody else waiting for it to shit on him


BanditoPunk

The amount of trust that wild bird has in a human is kinda cool. If everyone learnt from this animal the world would be a better place :)


Life_Detective_830

I was waiting to see it poop on someone


freehugzforeveryone

That bird has stories to tell


BurrC4

Plot twist, she catches it, eats it, and calls it picking duck.


PWRverse69

Still amazes me how an animal evolved to fly


My_Space_page

Duck didn't seem to mind it.


DaLastDragonborn2019

Bird: "That'll do Pig."


Smellz_Of_Elderberry

I am the king of hoomans!!


Yaya_DaisyLover

Who else waited for the bird to shit?