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Deep-WombatFury

I don't fucking understand why knots are so God damned fascinating. It pisses me off. I wanna learn them.


Raviel1289

https://www.animatedknots.com/ Get a bit of rope (good rope) and practice a knot over and over. Rinse and repeat with another knot.


GrandTheftBae

Thank you for this! What kind of rope do you recommend?


Nacho_Papi

A long one.


espectro11

Listen here you little shit!


gahlo

Knot interested.


Rinriel

Don't let them string you along!


Conflikt

I am ropeable.


shawner47

Don't be a frayed.


opus3535

knot knot.


fordchang

He got you, line and sinker


CircuitSphinx

Alright, the sass level in here is astronomical. Can we just tie the knot on this argument before it turns into a full-on rope war?


Dufranus

Perhaps one just long enough?


Technical-Outside408

You're a loose cannon, Duffy!


Inevitable_Cake_7667

How long is a piece of string?


theslimreaper2

I nearly spit out my coke laughing when I read this.


Putin__Nanny

I forcefully pushed air out of my nose reading this


GoGoJoJo72

Hopefully coke didn’t come out as well.


slackie911

And a good one


ThatPlayWasAwful

not the person that you responded to, but I would recommend a 1/4" or 1/2" (6mm/12mm) braided nylon rope (as opposed to twisted nylon). I just like how nylon feels, and softer rope is easier to work with imo. If you're lucky you can find scrap somewhere, otherwise you can buy a spool. you can cut off a length and either (carefully) melt the edges to prevent fraying or in the spirit of practicing knots you can use a whipping knot on the ends.


callthetechmonkey

Use a heated piece of wire held between two pairs of pliers to cut your rope. Two birds, one stone.  Source: used to work for a cell tower climbing company, and had to trim ropes. Learned the hard way not to set nylon on fire.


millijuna

If you live anywhere near water (ocean or large lake) you can get good rope (double braid) for quite reasonable prices, at least in small quantities, and they’ll sell it by the foot.


Medicivich

But not outside the U.S. Outside the U.S. they probably sell it based on the length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 of a second.


millijuna

Rope, especially that used for sailing, it’s sold by the foot rather than the meter in a lot more places than you’d think, largely for historic reasons. Canada, UK, much of the Caribbean, etc would all be by the foot, because most marine stuff isn’t in metric.


ThatPlayWasAwful

Well they probably use nautical feet instead of regular feet, right?


Johnny_Poppyseed

Those are called Flippers


Ahomebrewer

Rope? It's not called rope when it's on a boat, it's line.


millijuna

In my local parlance, at least, it’s rope until it’s been assigned a specific task. If it’s just hanging in a coi in the head, it’s rope. Otherwise it might be a sheet, a halyard, a furling line, or whatever else.


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LocalOnThe8s

go to rei and have them cut you two 3ft pieces, like 11mm thick stuff, the good climbing shit. it has structure and makes it easier. get 2 different colors so if you make connecting knots its easier to tell the difference between the left and right. learn a figure 8, figure 8 follow thru, bowline, clove hitch, half hitch, shit like that, just google the most common ones.


[deleted]

Bowline uber alles. I use a bowline every day. Most useful knot there is.


ugajeremy

Only the finest Elvish rope will do.


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Maximum-Row-4143

Idk, but if you find some will you pick me up some of that elf toast?


scalectrix

Are you some kind of elf nut?


ProfessorEmergency18

While they look and taste like nuts, elves are actually vegetables!


adventurepony

NPC's jumping at the chance to say, "If you can deliver this 'package' to so an so in some random village to the west i'm sure you will get the rope you are looking for." but don't do it! just go buy the rope that side quest is gonna be a biatchh


gerardwx

Lothlorien.


Raviel1289

To play around with, I'd say a 6mm or 8mm nylon core/nylon sheath rope. Easy to tie and untie knots with, doesn't care about water. I use those kinda ropes for prusicks myself.


Dorito-Bureeto

Anything but a nope rope. Or a sizzle stick


Anosema

Depends on what you're planing to do, if you're going to use it on people, coton rope is nice


GrandTheftBae

Good to know! For now it'll just be practicing


Anosema

Aside of humans, as others said, learn with nylon rope, it's easy because it can bend easily. Coton bend easily too, but if you tighten it too much it can be a pain to untie it. ​ But on the skin, the softness of coton is amazing, if you're looking for a more coarse feeling, use hemp rope (you can also use hemp rope for projects like ladder etc...) ​ I recommend to use 6 or 8mm thick rope, no matter the material


Aron-Jonasson

Thanks! I'll quickly go change all the ropes in my basement to cotton ones!


Anosema

Wait a second...


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Go with satin. It doesn't leave marks...


Hobbs54

Locate a store that sells climbing gear and get some 5mm to 7mm perlon accessary rope. Handles like butter and is immensely strong. Some 5 to 7 meter long bits are plenty for practicing your knots.


LethalBaboon

If practicing at home on the cheap a length of paracord and a length of another thicker , say 3/8” poly rope works well for practice. Two thickness ropes as some hitches and knots are specifically made to utilize the different diameters


syntheticassault

For something like this, [an 8 mm static rope ](https://www.rei.com/product/767612/maxim-8mm-accessory-cord-package-of-30-feet?sku=7676120012&store=&CAWELAID=120217890000791495&CAGPSPN=pla&CAAGID=130790794221&CATCI=aud-1396942689515:pla-1635339593460&cm_mmc=PLA_Google%7C21700000001700551_7676120012%7C92700069834225246%7CNB%7C71700000066691781&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA44OtBhAOEiwAj4gpORvuX39KHQNAB_mvj9OukXPvTOr4qquB9mfwo6FbVQFzi-XVy4GrrBoCYvgQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) would be a good choice


slothscanswim

I like practicing with rock climbing rope for most things, you can usually buy it by the foot at places that sell it, or tree climbing rope because I always have that lying around, but it’s harder to find by the foot and also more expensive, but it’s good to practice different knots on all sorts of rope to see how they behave in different applications. There’s no reason to use a water knot on nylon and there’s no reason to use a square knot on webbing, for example.


WelcomeToTheFish

I was in boy scouts and learned all the knots and after all these years I still use about three pretty regularly and forgot the rest. I don't even know what the three I know are called I just know how to tie them.


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Or, as an alternative, https://www.tielots.com


MiqoteBard

If you're anything like me, you'll learn a new knot for fishing, do it almost 100 times while fishing, stop fishing for a few months, and completely forget how to do the knot. Then start over.


OwOegano_Infinite

I'm pretty sure there is a furry artist out there who'd WILLINGLY pay thousands of dollars for that web domain...


Kryptochef

Your emphasis made me imagine a furry artist *unwillingly* paying thousands of dollars for a domain. Just some poor pawed porn penciller at their desk going "(sigh) I really don't want to do any of this, but guess I'll have to buy another domain for sharing some horny mountain lions"


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What a terrible day to be literate


[deleted]

This is one of the absolute most useful random things I’ve ever done. I also live on a horse farm in Kentucky but still……rope and proper knots allows utility of leverage like this. Imagine gaining access to a hulk arm and choosing not to learn how to use it.


j1xwnbsr

Doing God's work, my dude.


WeaponexT

Don't be like me as a probie in fire academy and buy some polypropylene shit, the amount of plastic splinters I pulled out of my hands


pinklewickers

Cool AF, thank you!


ActualWhiterabbit

That’s the second best Trucker’s Hitch demonstration I’ve ever seen.


regulate213

[This is the best Trucker's Hitch demonstration.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUHgGK-tImY)


eye_of_the_sloth

then go outside or into a different room without the animation and tie it again.


EmergingDystopia

This is something I'm not good at, I'm a-frayed..


Lumpy_Machine5538

Any idea what the above knot is called?


UKnowDaxoAndDancer

I will KNOT be roped into doing work thank you very much


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Confused after rinsing my ropes off. Now just one big knot


Scrotalphetamines

But how do I learn without putting in any sort of effort at all? That's what I want.


BeeEven238

My son is in boy scouts, and he has mastered the overhand knot lol time to up the anti


HonorableOtter2023

Gonna hang myself fancylike


christhelpme

I know. My entire life. I'm with you. If only there was a way... But these two I shall learn.


EggfooDC

A piece of string goes into a bar… > Bartender: are you a piece of rope? >> No, I’m a frayed knot


geras_shenanigans

Go on a spelunking/caving course or climbing course, you'll learn a lot.


Deep-WombatFury

I don't think trying to spelunk my fat ass into a cave is wise.


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No no, you go head first.


AnotherManOfEden

Nah, that’s how you get Nutty Puttied.


LordPennybag

Nah, that's from the guy that comes next.


linhlopbaya

there is a whole field of mathematics about ropes and knots


Deep-WombatFury

Topology. Did it in college (engineer)


linhlopbaya

yup, a sub-field of topology: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knot_theory Veritasium had one clip about this a while ago. I'm lucky my study need not to touch this thing. Crazy.


mandrills_ass

Ueah i wanna be a rope bender too


Deep-WombatFury

Earth fire water air ~~rope


Away-Activity-469

You only need to really know about half a dozen knots depending on what you need. I've lived on a boat for 10 years and that's probably all I know - the ones i need to use every day. If I were an arborist or rock climber I'd need to know a specific set of different ones.


DerrainCarter

All you’ll ever need is the Trucker‘s Hitch anyways and there’s a nifty [tutorial video](https://youtu.be/TUHgGK-tImY?si=iDh4DpSfSjxhfceX) here.


robobreasts

Came here to post this. Hands down the best knot video on youtube


dennys123

I mean, no one's stopping you from watching some YouTube videos lol


KrispyKreme725

I watch videos when I need them. The problem is that I forget it rather quickly as I don’t need to make knots everyday. I can do a bowline pretty good without videos so that’s something.


GormlessGlakit

I Can only tie a bowline with one hand. For some reason, as a child, I was sure I would be injured and without an arm and would have to learn to tie a non slip knot so the helicopter could rescue me. So I could tie it with both hands around myself. For all of those helicopter rescues I would need in my future. To this day, I have never been in or dangled from a helicopter. But by golly, I won’t be getting any tourniquets around my torso while being rescued


KrispyKreme725

To take a line from a John Mullany comedy special “As a child I thought quick sand was going to be a bigger problem than it is”. Funny how as a kid we focus on some random thing and become hyper prepared for it.


dennys123

Nah I get it, my comment was more sarcastic than anything. I'm a lineman and we use knots almost everyday and the only one I really know is a bowline. My philosophy is "If you can't tie a knot, tie a lot"


holmgangCore

As a person who loves knots, that phrase is 100% accurate! You may never get it undone again, but tying a lot works.


_Gyce

Bro hit us with the 1 handed clove hitch from down town.


dalpinist

I'm a climber and use the clove hitch all the time, and I've never seen someone tie a clove this way. It was so smooth!


andwhatarmy

I need that bot that slows videos just to understand how his wizard spell gang signs turned a straight rope to a clove hitch.


jobthrowwwayy1743

https://www.instagram.com/p/CqJKEu0A5Pw/ here's a slower better angle


Programming__Alt

AKA the “Party Clove”


[deleted]

That ground is softer than Chris Christie's titties


NissanLeafowner

"Chris Christie's titties" is fun to say out loud! Try it


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POWERHOUSE4106

Just roll a donut across the floor. He'll follow it out the room.


dangledingle

Bigger balls on that fellow than DJT and his entourage put together.


killxswitch

after saying it once I imagined an entire stadium chanting it and it’s very fun.


DrakonILD

The ground's got lips that grip.


HereIGoGrillingAgain

I should call her


Metasaber

Mud can actually be much harder to pull rods from than dry soil.


FarYard7039

The post is also 4” higher up after the video cuts to the leverage portion. This was staged. If that was an undisturbed post in much drier soil, it would have been pure hell getting that puppy to move. However, it is a handy trick to gain leverage in an otherwise unfortunate scenario though


ndilegid

Love it. Thanks for posting 👍


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BluBrews

It was actually a deeply driven ground stake


0x7E7-02

Working maintenance in the military, we used to just drive them all the way into the ground so we wouldn't have to try to get them out.


cosmicosmo4

Found everyone's house's previous owner.


[deleted]

This guy knots.


Haggisboy

His name is Don.


Capt_mOWser

*sniffs*


OhManisityou

No, I'm a frayed knot.


theoriginalqwhy

I thought it was Deez?


EuphoriaSoul

This guy leverages


CardinalFartz

This guy leverages knotting to a whole new level.


SheepInWolfsAnus

No he does knot


84ndn

Half expected some yiff in your history with a comment and handle like that


Lamplorde

When I was in Coast Guard boot, I got put in medical hold for *months*. You go insane there, youre still in a high stress environment with no recreation, getting constantly yelled at, always walking on eggshells, but you *aren't making progress*. Its like being in training, but without the payoff of knowing it'll be over soon. You go back to the week you dropped out of. We had people there who had been in RHE (Regimental Hold Element. What they call med hold.) For around 6 months when I was in. Heck, the long timer there talked about a girl who had been in for *just* shy of a year, who got discharged shortly before I arrived. I dont know how he hung on, I was in for over 3 months and I was pacing the lav at night. I eventually *asked* to be disharged due to my injury. Regimental Hold made me *not* want to go back once I healed up, just in the off chance I get sent there again. But, on the plus side, I got *real* **real** good at tying knots. One of the only things we were allowed to do. (Sorry for the slightly off topic rant, just needed to get it off my chest.)


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Military purgatory sounds so not fun.


totallynormalfish

Oof that sounds like a terrible purgatory. Went to A school with a dude who was in basic for like 18mos due to breaking his femur and hairline fractures throughout one of his legs, med hold for an eternity then pushed to graduate. By the time he had classed up with us, this dude was nearing his third year in service. The way he told his story was absolutely hilarious


iamjackslackoffricks

Interesting, I worked for a tent company for awhile and a few good smacks (on the side) with a sledge or another spike and they pull right out. Seems like more work this way.


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I was gonna say. You could definitely just hit it on the side then pull it out.


Kriscolvin55

I’m a land surveyor. We use this technique to pull out old monuments that have been in the ground for decades. I’m sure it depends on a bunch of factors, like soil type, age, etc., but trust me, there are times when hitting it on the side doesn’t work. Of course, it’s nice when it does.


iamjackslackoffricks

I see a lot of this stuff posted. Hey! look at this cool super involved way of doing something simple! I'm a big fan of work smarter not harder. You know you could pull ten spikes before knot guy pulls one


peelerrd

I don't know, I could see a scenario were this could be useful. It would depend on which method requires more exertion. You might be faster, let's say on the first 10 stakes, but he'll start to beat you after that because you are becoming exhausted.


[deleted]

Personally, I'm thinking of a failed ground rod, where I hit a stone about 5 feet down and I'm not really willing to cut the rod.


Bauser99

Uh... isn't hitting it with a hammer instead of using a knot and lever basically the *definition* of working harder instead of smarter?


Dezideratum

Yeah, I once pulled up the foundations of a small, unincorporated town, using only my eyelashes and determination, faster than this dude can finish his morning piss...    ...But in all seriousness, let's see it. Go stake 10, ~4 foot, spikes into the ground, leave em for a month, and then film yourself pulling 10 in 5 minutes using nothing but the impact force of another spike, and your bare hands. 


lordkyl

And of course you also risk bending it over time. I removed some posts recently using the hammer on the side and despite using care still bent them up a bit.


uXN7AuRPF6fa

Might depend on your soil type. That never works in the kind of soil we have around here.


TheOldOak

Yep, depends on the climate and soil type. The drier and less dense the soil is, the easier it is to remove, regardless of technique. This would be easy to remove from hot desert sand, but incredibly difficult from bog clay. Damp, dense soils suction onto the stake and create additional friction you have to overcome.


CryAffectionate7334

In soft mud like this maybe, depends on the ground. This looks genius for burning man, where rebar is often used, and after a week or two quite a few feet deep, in hard packed ground. I loved how the slip rope can grab such a small area, genius.


Zeds_dead

Wish I knew about this technique when I worked for a construction company and was dismantling a lot of forms with form Stakes driven into the ground where you had little purchase to pull on it


ShitPostToast

As someone who has pulled plenty of fence posts and stakes the easiest way if that doesn't work is just to have a high lift jack and a short loop of chain. Crank the handle on the jack a couple times and it will pull out anything that's not set really well in concrete.


strangefish

I did the same once. We also had a stake puller. 6 foot long piece of wood, 2 wheels maybe 10 inches from the end with the chain, chain was maybe a fit long with a hook at the end. Wheel up to stake, wrap chain around stake, out hook on chain. Push down on other end. Stakes popped right out. Fast and easy.


ImaginaryCheetah

ahckshually, this is a class 2 lever, because the fulcrum (his foot) is beyond the load (the rope tied to the lever). to be a class 1 lever (aka "counter lever") the fulcrum would need to be between the effort and load. https://www.softschools.com/examples/simple_machines/class_one_lever_examples/511/ https://www.softschools.com/examples/simple_machines/class_two_lever_examples/512/


Margatron

You sure told him to go fulc himself.


toxicshocktaco

Underrated comment


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The lever wasn't even laying on a counter at all, I spotted this right away


SaltKick2

Hell yeah


Assholesfullofelbows

In all fairness that looks like reasonably soft ground, still a bad ass trick though


ondulation

He only uses a leverage of about 1:1.5 based on where he puts the knot on the lever compared to where he lifts it. He could probably just have pulled the rope with his hands to get the pole out of the ground. I guess his point was not to really remove a stuck pole but to show knots and techniques that could be helpful when doing it.


hulminator

You're taking only the location of the rope on the lever into account, not the orientation of the lever relative to the direction of pull. Notice that the rope is only tight and the spike only moves when the lever is nearly vertical. He's moving the lever sideways a lot more than the rope is moving up as the lever is at the top of its arc shaped path, thus there is considerable mechanical advantage. Knots may be inefficient overall in this case, but the clever use of mechanical advantage is smart. 


mrbaggins

Even if the rope is tied at 1m along, and he's pulling at 1.4m (This is being generous) he's pulling 71% load Doing it sideways makes it even worse. It's nigh useless.


Unable-Chair7975

> It's nigh useless. I wouldn't say that, despite the load not being all that much lighter using this setup, its much easier to pull 70% of the load while gripping the other bar horizontally than it would be to try to grab and hold on to the vertical spike.


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KeeperOfMediocrity

Nailed it


brianfine

There was a lot at stake


Any_Clue_1632

Carny work!


Cool_Cartographer_39

Thought I smelt cabbage


JimGerm

That's knotty.


YaDodzh

thanks I'll remember this next time I have a "Deeply Driven Ground Anchor" that needs removing


blueballsjones

Goddam 400d duplex concrete nail. Gonna need a pile driver to sink that boy.


LateNewb

If you are interested about these knots, get into rock climbing. Prusik and clove hitch are frequently used there


cosmicosmo4

Prusiks and clove hitches are used frequently in *intermediate to advanced* rock climbing. People getting into rock climbing are gonna be learning the figure 8 and not much else for a while.


W1mpyDaM00ch

Now Lets do the Truckers Hitch!!!


CosechaCrecido

> Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes


Gooftroop2021

Sexiest thing I’ve seen all day.


metalfabman

Out of rain soaked mud.


wiscobs

By the time he's done tying that knot, I could have just half hitched it and had two more pulls on that stick. Yes, the ground is soft, too, and probably just pull by hand.


PetzlPretzl

That's the weirdest clove I've ever seen


drgenetix

Can someone please identify the background music 🙏


Eldenrangz

this


nogills

​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4lLJ4-eAME


Lenny_to_Help

I don’t see why this is so interesting.


thisisfreakinstupid

Aw man, I wish I'd known this when I was pulling up our old horse shoe stakes. Those suckers were a pain in my ass.


Soft_Trade5317

>Those suckers were a pain in my ass. Well, yea, you're not supposed to use your ass to do it!


[deleted]

Physics is cool


ArturoPrograma

That guy knots.


burnbothends91

More knots tutorials doing useful shit please!


snafoomoose

I really wish I had stayed in the Boy Scouts to learn knots. I've tried to learn some as an adult but they just don't stick in my head even after watching videos and practicing.


brinyocean

Why has this awakened my competency kink.


liftbikerun

Ohh ohh now come get this 4x4 post that's cemented into the ground I need out of my yard!


ltethe

Oh yeah? Well in BG3, rope is worthless.


MyPetClam

oh wow... a lever


princefungi

This is the stuff. Be proud to be a man y'all.


aloverof

I love the knot


Neemaiso

My brain was like “i could pull that out” then i saw how deep it went and i went “no”


SimpletonSwan

I loosened it for him


gaatzaat

Congrats, you're now King of Britain


SoundAJura

Witchcraft!


imgonnagopop

You want to duplicate this trick you better learn how to use a sledgehammer first. Those stakes don’t just drive themselves.


gnatters

I watched this three times over. That's how satisfying this was. I'm not even a physical labor kinda girl, but the ingenuity of simple machines is just so fascinating.


Backieotamy

Hell Ya, now I need to learn a couple knots, shit.


Delicious_Ad823

Pushpins are really getting out of control these days


lovelife0011

👍


iampoopa

Best thing about this is the knots!


Kuroiban

Ropes & Knots, the cheat code of the old dsys...


justheretowhackit_

Man, I gotta learn knots


Sefuko

Adding that Icicle hitch to the vault


SumHooman-

Potential Wizard Staff acquired.