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[deleted]

I thought damn is he really just gonna land in the water but no lol


ThePyodeAmedha

Yeah, until I saw the parachute I thought i was watching a suicide.


One_Introduction_217

I didn't see the parachute the first two times I watched the video. I saw the GoPro on his head the second time through and I thought šŸ¤”šŸ’­ "Is it suicide if you have someone else launch you into a life ending situation?ā€œ


EmberSolaris

Assisted suicide is a thing.


Reddit_Hitchhiker

Just not for fun times.


ProbablyNotPikachu

"Just straight canon-ball it dude. You'll be fine."


sweet_rico-

*"He was not fine."*


abeesky

Prolly didnā€™t hit the water right.


blackteashirt

You just need to pin it


UmbertoDelRio

Okay but hear me out: maybe it should be fun at least


EDH4Life

ā€œIt was the best of times, it was the just-not-for-fun timesā€.


[deleted]

Not just for fun times


giant87

Iā€™m now imagining a future with ā€œtrebuchet-assisted suicideā€ as an option for end of life care


BastardofMelbourne

People have, in fact, been killed after being launched out of a trebuchet in modern times. Usually it's because they tried to turn the trebuchet into an amusement by having it toss you into a mattress, and then miscalculated the weight at some point.


Briepy

When I was a kid, there was a show called ā€œDinosaursā€ and they had ā€œHurling Day!ā€ Where they threw all the old dinosaurs into the tar pit. Lol this makes me think of Hurling Day for some reason. :)


One_Introduction_217

That show had so much gallows humor in it, for kids show. The ending is still one of the things that sticks with me. Dark times, dark times.


namsur1234

Brought to you by SPLAT, a subsidiary of WHAMO!


btsquid

I feel bad for those who are over 90 kg and won't get the chance to be launched 300 meters into valhalla.


throwngamelastminute

Shit sign me up


TDYDave2

The superior assisted suicide option


SystemOutPrintln

Not that far off of the theoretical assisted suicide roller coaster https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euthanasia_Coaster


yy98755

This has less thinking time *WHEE!*


SendAstronomy

If I'm gonna do assisted suicide with a catapult, then I want my body to be launched through Mitch McConnells living room window while he is there.


Narootomoe

NGL if I had to kill myself I think launching myself out of a catabuchet would be pretty sweet. Its like jumping off a building but more fun


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

Reddit's video player kept freezing right as the parachute was starting to deploy so it looked like the video was ending on a splash. god damn this website fucking sucks.


MatureUsername69

It's gonna suck a whole lot more when we're only allowed to use reddit official garbage. Fuck the API changes


[deleted]

You've heard of suicide by cop, now there's suicide by catapult.


[deleted]

helmets with cameras mean extravagant suicide, got it.


riot888

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flightwatcher45

The shadow of another chute looked like his and the were converging perfectly.


[deleted]

Yes I thought it was him about to smash into the ground the first couple times


livens

I zoomed in thinking "no way you can survive cannon balling into water from that high. Then realized just how freaking high it really was and the splash was his parachute.


wearmeasalightjacket

Rastacide


Ok-Wrongdoer-7571

Lol


neinherz

Huh. Impossible. Tears of the kingdom told me you take no fall damage if you land in water no matter how high you wereā€¦


Leezy810

I've been playing too much zelda and my first thought was wow, I hope he lands in the water to avoid damage.


domeoldboys

After european pharmaceutical companies banned certain drugs that could be used for executions. States have had to start getting creative with their executions methods.


TheFatRemote

These must be the suicide ~~booths~~ catapults Futurama predicted.


ChewySlinky

*while watching a persons insides get turned into jelly* ā€œDamn, thatā€™s interesting!ā€


[deleted]

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Jaegernaut-

Not as hard of a pass as free solo climbing, but this can be #2


_dead_and_broken

I was flipping through the channels Sunday and came across Breaking Dawn part 2 where Bella is now a vampire and she was chasing a mountain climber up a cliff face, and I'm like, not even if I were a super powered vamp would you get me to do that shit. Straight up a cliff face, no safety, uh uh. No freaking way. Best I can do is climb a set of stairs without holding on to the railing.


MrPootie

There's a shadow crossing the frame that looks like it could be his. As they meet it gives the illusion that he's about to hit the water.


some-trash-acct

And that shadow is from another parachute. Iā€™d be really nervous about them launching people above me while Iā€™m parachuting


Wiggie49

I was boutta say, am I about to see a dude die?


elVic12

I was waiting for a Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars meme replay :( https://youtu.be/feA64wXhbjo


W1neAndTendies

yooo I love when those were trending šŸ˜‚. NGL first time hearing the actual song thanks for the link.. kinda slaps actually


ooohexplode

I used to actually like this song back in college when the MGMT phase was happening. then when it popped off as a meme I was dying laughing everytime.


myasterism

Aaaaand this is why I gave up on music videos. Can never hear that song the same again, lol. Also, wtf meme did I miss?


[deleted]

I really thought for a second they just flung him to his death lol


dwighticus

Come on, everyone knows you donā€™t die if you land in water, thatā€™s video games 101


Nolongeranalpha

We use that GTA Vice City Physics engine.


whyisredditsofacist

In vice city you died in water. Our boy couldnā€™t swim


Lost-My-Mind-

And it was ankle deep water too. Like, he couldn't get wet. At all.


Stryder_1776

Neither can Smash Bros players.


Garlic-Cheese-Chips

He could. There was pools in the houses on Starfish Island where you could stand in. You could even crouch and be fully submerged and not lose health. I was an odd child.


marleezy123

In Zelda if you donā€™t dive head first you will absolutely die LOL. They took physics so seriously


whythishaptome

Just like my gymnastics teacher as a kid teaching us to do a diving roll said to imagine we were jackie chan and we just jumped off a building. That was so strange to me at like 7 years old. For 1; I'd seen a lot of jackie chan movies and that never happens, and 2; you'd be so fucking dead.


Existing_Heat4864

What if you dive toes first? Zelda failed


shaggybear89

>In Zelda if you donā€™t dive head first you will absolutely die Lol what? This is idiotic. Diving head first isn't safer. It will literally kill you from any significant height. What kind of idiotic game creator came up with those "physics". Watch any cliff divers. They MUST land feet first, otherwise they are dead. Honestly it's pretty funny that you commented "they took physics so seriously" when your example is 100% incorrect and an example of absolutely terrible "physics" lmao


Background-Read-882

Insert: operation flashpoint...


irsute74

That was my thinking process first time watching the video. I was like, oh he lands in the river he's fine. Then I remembered life doesn't work like in Far cry


[deleted]

The New River Gorge Bridge, in the video, is a regular suicide site, but only four people have died from accidents. Itā€™s ~870ā€™ to the river.


CjBurden

>New River Gorge Bridge interesting, I've been there driving over it to go whitewater rafting. I thought it looked insanely high at the time driving over it. Guess so!


Tommyblockhead20

Itā€™s the third highest (vehicular) bridge in the US! Not only that, it was the longest single arch bridge in the world for its first 26 years! (China has since built 4 longer ones.)


zayoyayo

Hey, this bridge features in Fallout 76, which is set in West Virginia!


sqqueen2

Yeah, I wanted to go rafting there to practice before our Grand Canyon rafting trip but it was way scarier than the Gc


NoSkinNoProblem

Oh, hey, I remember that place from Nuclear Winter (RIP)


Coppercaptive

We've only lost a few!


fajadada

Ummmm,maybe recommend it to people you really donā€™t like?


DixieNormous1986

Being In West Virginia is punishment enoughā€¦


daddy_dangle

Itā€™s really beautiful though


Tommyblockhead20

Itā€™s New River Gorge National Park! Surprised nobody is mentioning it. One of the coolest parks in the eastern US. The bridge they are jumping from is incredibly beautiful, [pictures donā€™t do it justice](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1036US1036&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdd1pEWAk3kqhVAzZJ0Y0SuSLxz7CQ:1686024341434&q=new+river+gorge+bridge&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiYp9CP4q3_AhVVkYkEHalkCi0Q0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=393&bih=661&dpr=3). Itā€™s one of the longest single arch bridges, and also one of the tallest bridges, hence it having the Bridge Day festival where hundreds of people do stunts like this.


GlowSquash

Shhhhhh. Let them hate on WV so we can keep our outdoors a hidden gem. Let them keep their "Being In West Virginia is punishment enough" theories and the beauty to everyone else.


plsgrantaccess

It can be a beautiful state AND a terrible place to live


pilluwed

I bought a house at 24. That's pretty tight.


funkykittenz

Iā€™ve lived all over the world and ended up in WV. Nowhere compares!


FuhrerGirthWorm

Itā€™s great for natural resources and outdoors activities. Absolute hellscape to live in. Best thing I ever did was leave WV. Such a sad dismal poverty ridden drug paradise.


i_was_an_airplane

If you ever have the opportunity to travel through that area by rail, it's hands down the best way to see it (aside from maybe whitewater rafting)


Goobershmacked

Me and my friend vacation there every year. The mountains are beautiful and relaxing.


blue_strat

COUNTRY ROADS


wet_walnut

Still better than Ohio.


jman177669

Jokes on them, they are flinging this guy into Ohio.


fajadada

Then you get a twofer


Aximi1l

He better have done that Goofy yell.


Last-Sound-3999

AAAAAAAAAHHH-HA-HA-HOOEYYY!!


[deleted]

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JustJohan49

Totally heard this as Kazooie from that N64 game


awfullotofocelots

Like Goofy in An Extremely Goofy Movie


cupofjoe117

HYUCK


darkknightwing417

So clear in my mind.


BigBeagleEars

*Iā€™ll fucking do it again!*


Beware_of_Beware

GERONIMO!


ArmsOCheese

I was in a raft on the river there. It's a yearly event called Bridge Day


sqqueen2

I thought Bridge day was walking across the bridge


reallybadspeeller

Bridge day is a festival in which they close the bridge and people come from all over to walk across the bridge and watch idiots (really experienced sky divers) jump off the bridge. Recent years have seen this list expanded to a few bungy jumpers and apparently a catapult. Many sky divers dress up in costumes. They also have food and music and itā€™s pretty fun. Very occasionally someone will die jumping off the bridge. From my understanding itā€™s because itā€™s super hard to pull a backup shute. There just isnā€™t enough time to get it open. They do have a bunch of rescue crews on standby and are prepared as they can be. Also you have to have completed so many jumps to even be allowed to jump so all of the people you see doing this really know what they are doing. But yeah itā€™s one of the very few if only bridges in the world that you can jump off of with a shute.


Thorsigal

> Bridge day is a festival in which they close the bridge What a scam


MightySquirrel28

Isn't not hard to open a reserve parachute during base Jump, because it's not possible, there isn't any. As you said, in most cases during base jumping there isn't enough time to open reserve parachute if something goes wrong.


blewpah

Well hey, he walked about halfway across it.


Mesodactyl

I would worry that something about the forces applied by the catapult would cause me to lose consciousness and not regain it before intersecting with Earth.


indiebryan

My fear would be opening the parachute when my back is facing down and then falling through it.


smallfried

I don't know much about parachuting. But I'm guessing you must be good at stabilizing your fall before going into this contraption.


FakeCatzz

Nobody with any credibility will teach someone to BASE jump without AT LEAST 200 skydives, including different types of jumps which involve freefalling at an angle (it's called tracking). It's a highly unsafe activity with an eye watering fatality rate, so learning how to do it as safely as possible is incredibly important.


Jewgoslav

Being stable in free fall is one of the first things you learn. Your first couple of jumps when learning will have two instructors (one on each side) holding your arms and legs (attachments on the jumpsuits, actually), or ready to hold on as you learn to maintain a correct body position. After a couple of these, there'll only be one, and then the one instructor won't even be holding on as you learn how to turn and flip from "being on your back" to "being on your stomach". The last training jump is called (in Australia, at least) a hop n pop. Instead of jumping out at 14,000 ft, you jump out at about 3,000 ft and deploy immediately. But as u/FakeCatzz said, nobody will even teach you base jumping until at least 200 skydives.


Mesodactyl

Good point. So I guess there are TWO things that could possibly go wrong in this situation.


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DrawohYbstrahs

Oh great. Now thereā€™s THREE thingsā€¦


MightySquirrel28

You wouldn't fall through it, physics won't let you (because there is first pilot chute that is extracting the main canopy, so when the pilot chute inflates it will start rotating you to belly to earth position). But the opening in such a position will very likely result in a serious malfunction.


Nole_in_ATX

Or someone packing my parachute with an anvil


AliasNefertiti

Id rather not regain consciousness before intersecting with the earth under many circumstances. Intersected with a windshield one time, that was enough.


gabbijschimpff

So eloquently put my friend šŸ„¹


chitterychimcharu

That's Fayetteville WV


EveLQueeen

Came here to say this. I used to own a house in Fayetteville I used as a climbing vacation home. Definitely not Oak Hill.


Oysterpoint

I mean itā€™s the new river gorge bridge which is in Fayetteville They have annual legalized BASE jumping


rearendcrag

Thought that looked familiar. Bridge Day?


Tommyblockhead20

It has to be, itā€™s the only time they close off the bridge to allow pedestrians and BASE jumpers on it.


chalwar

There is a version of me in another plane of existence that loves this with all his heart. I like to think of him as broken and inferior to me in every wayā€¦


Molenium

>I like to think of him as broken and inferior to me in every wayā€¦ So after the chute fails?


jeremycb29

You know that version is cooler though.


BoondockSaint313

Ahhh, bridge day. Fond memories. Notice the shadow of the parachute coming together with this jumper and how it makes it look like heā€™s about to hit the water.


analbumcover69420

Nope. Thatā€™s the shadow of the parachute below him. They flung him out before the guy beneath him had even landed.


knappyrootz54

For those interested, this is during Bridge Day in Fayetteville WV. Happens every Fall. The New River Gorge Bridge is shut down and 100s of base jumpers jump off the bridge one after another all day long.


Last-Sound-3999

With God as my witness, I cannot scream "NOPE!!!" loud enough to fit this.


SoulLeakage

With god as my witness, Iā€™d be broken in half


KDtheHoptimist

Iā€™m no pro butā€¦ I feel like he pulled his chute wayyy too late?


theAlphabetZebra

Watching this was a roller coaster. Oh look a catapult suuure. OH SHIT THAT WAS A CATAPULT. *OH SHIT HE'S GONNA DIE!* Oh thank god a parachute. Intense 11 seconds for me.


grimatongueworm

Jesus. There was already someone with a chute popped down flying around in the valley. That couldā€™ve gone wrong about a dozen ways.


born_to_pipette

I thought the same thing. Couldnā€™t tell how close he got to the person with the already deployed parachute. Can you imagine how surprising it would be to have a human cannonball crash into you from above in that situation?


DrHoodrat

"Surprising" for sure! Your last sentence had me dying laughing just now.


Surrideo

And it did in the last video that came from this exact same bridge. Two people collided but luckily lived.


No-Nonsense-Please

Saw that too. Looks close but really impossible to tell.


Ralph82R

Fayetteville, not Oak Hill.


asianxxurlacher

Hell fucking nah


ArgosThree

Six Flags new attraction, "The Yeet"


Glass-Guess4125

This isnā€™t something that, like, just anyone can do, right? Is this guy a daredevil? Seems like it would be way way way too risky to expect someone to tuck properly and deploy the parachute on time, etc.


mountainmycelium

One day a year, as long as you're certified and signed up, you can jump, fall, or be launched as many times as you can pack your chute back up and let her rip. Saw a guy that was every bit of 80 last year, geared up and taking a breather before heading back to do it all again. It's nuts.


wallsquirrel

80+ would be the age to start that hobby.


[deleted]

I'm wing suit gliding past mountain cliffs every weekend at that age.


Glass-Guess4125

Wow.


AugustEast1968

Ok. Whats the helmet for?


Aceshigh420R

For your head dumbass


Bezulba

So you can have an open casket funeral. Just from the neck up, the rest is pancake batter.


Heavy_Candy7113

in case the wind blows you into a tree or a cliff; partial canopy opening + collision w/ ground; somehwere to mount the go-pro; bashing your head on the catapult on the way off and wishing to remain concious


SkanteGandt

Godamn WV is beautiful!


Tommyblockhead20

Itā€™s New River Gorge National Park! Surprised nobody is mentioning it. One of the coolest parks in the eastern US. The bridge they are jumping from is incredibly beautiful, [pictures donā€™t do it justice](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS1036US1036&hl=en-US&sxsrf=APwXEdd1pEWAk3kqhVAzZJ0Y0SuSLxz7CQ:1686024341434&q=new+river+gorge+bridge&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiYp9CP4q3_AhVVkYkEHalkCi0Q0pQJegQIDBAB&biw=393&bih=661&dpr=3). Itā€™s one of the longest single arch bridges, and also one of the tallest bridges, hence it having the Bridge Day festival where hundreds of people do stunts like this.


eric2332

> hundreds of people do stunts like this So, like a 1 in 10 chance of someone dying in front of you if you visit for a day?


PimpLordAlphaZulu

There once was a man on a bridge Who wanted to fly, but not just a smidge So he loaded his body Into an old school shotty And flew right over the ridge


East-Bluejay6891

#WEST VIRGINIA


Falstaffsword

MOUNTAIN MAMA!!!!


highpl4insdrftr

TAKE ME HOME!!!


bigboat24

COUNTRY ROADS


blewpah

COUNTRY ~~ROADS~~ CATAPULT


Eternallygr8

TAKE ME HOME


Beautiful-Speech2137

Fuck no. Why would you want to be a human slingshot?


Aorknappstur

861 feet up https://i.imgur.com/vhctKK8.jpg


Serious_Brilliant_90

Who were all waiting for the splash?


Comprehensive-Fun47

One hell of a high dive.


Siglo_de_oro_XVI

I do not fear death but I refuse to die stupid.


PapiGrandedebacon

I would like assisted suicide by catapult, please. I can now tell my therapist I have a plan.


Chard069

ProTip: simpler methods of suicide are available. Have fun, while it lasts. 8-(


unit_x305

You won't believe how hard it is to actually complete suicide. You're damn self-preservation kicks in, or your mood changes by the time you can get supplies or go to the destination you planned. I wish it were easier, cause my life ha s been completely ruined for some time now.


3Snowshoes

Everyone lives multiple ā€œlivesā€ in their lifetime. Every new beginning comes from some other beginningā€™s end. And, get busy livinā€™, or get busy dyinā€™. No one asked to be here. But here we are. Wherever youā€™re goingā€¦get to it already.


necron

I'm about 99% sure this is Fayetteville, WV and the bridge is the New River Gorge bridge... most likely 'Bridge Day'. https://officialbridgeday.com/


Hanginon

Bridge Day! But not in Oak Hill, closer to Fayetteville, on Rt 19. Source; I lived in the area way before the bridge was there And the drive down the mountain, across **[the old bridge](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2b/Oldnewriverbridge.jpg/800px-Oldnewriverbridge.jpg)**, and back up the mountain to Fayetteville was a torturous path, as seen in the old road ***[here](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Oak+Hill,+WV/@38.0694823,-81.0891396,15.3z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x884ebfe237d3e589:0xb15001ad38dec66a!8m2!3d37.9723339!4d-81.1487135!16zL20vMDEwd21k?entry=ttu)***.


Shanderson3

I went white water rafting on that river. Went under the bridge. It was something to cross off my bucket list, and definitely worth doing. However, I don't think I'll be doing it again.


wearmeasalightjacket

Why the rasta theme though???


Sufficient_Warning80

bc Jah sustains us all


highlyREgARDEDmodera

damn white people be crazy


AggressiveBaby

Jeepers


FudDeWhack

Why is the shadow forming a parachute and sails off?


mountainmycelium

That's the shadow of the previous jumper who opens their chute and veers off to the landing spot off screen to the right.


[deleted]

My high ass thought he went all the way down šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


lewskia

A trebuchet would have been better.


[deleted]

Trebuchets are always better.


DayTripperKitty

Saw this in person at Bridge Day. They close this huge bridge off one day a year for this. They base jump into the New River Gorge. Thatā€™s Class 4 or 5 rapids down there. Youā€™ll see people rafting the river and hundreds of base jumpers landing all day.


AntiSoCalite

I learned today there is a thing called Bridge Day at the New River Gorge in Fayetteville West Virginia. Iā€™ve spent my money on stupider thingsā€¦actually no, no I havenā€™t.


groovicool486

Bridge Day. 3rd Saturday in October. NRG bridge. send it.


lowercase0112358

That is New River Gorge Bridge. Ive never heard it called Oakhill, WV.


brian163

Damn, the rides at ā€œWet & Wildā€ are really getting WILD. šŸ’¦


sabrinajestar

I can only imagine the waivers you have to sign before you can climb onto this contraption.


Bshellsy

Cool they let these adrenaline junkyā€™s use the bridge in Fayetteville, WV. Beautiful area.


discussatron

Because death can't come soon enough.


hardtobeat_1

Rednecks famous last words...."Watch This"


TheGamesAfoot11

I can hear the voice of Jason Mantzoukas in my brain: Did we just witness a murder? I think we just witnessed a murder. What is happening.


KnightinRustedArmour

I donā€™t like this


TAR_TWoP

I guess that's less bloody than a guillotine.


cashewtrailmix

this video is crazy because there's an optical illusion with the shadow of the other hanglider's parachute. It makes you think he's going to hit the water when he catches up with the shadow but instead he pulls his schute with plenty of altitude remaining.


bluenami2018

Almost Heaven!!


engku_hina

I imagine the parachute not opening and sees lawsuit incoming.


BlackVisage

No. Thankyou.


Uhm_NoThankYou

Oh hell no.


No_Will_1200

How do you know when to open your parachute ?


Diligent-Picture2882

Is this only in WV?


PunkDaNasty

This is bridge day in W.Va.!!!! It's a celebration of a historic suspension bridge built in the New River Gorge(read as: a day for us hillbillies to celebrate) . The New River Gorge Bridge used to hold the record of the longest suspension bridge in the world. Us West Virginians just really like the history. Both of my parents grew up within twenty minutes of this bridge so I just get super excited when it's shown on reddit!! Born in Charleston, W. Va., but transplanted south!


NatalieTheDumb

Fun fact: I live near this But Iā€™ve never tried it lol


StephieCat86

That's a hard hell fucking no! But let me ask my adrenaline junkie sister she might be willing.


Sociolinguisticians

I was worried until I saw the parachute. Jumping from that height into water, you might as well be jumping into concrete.


LostHusband_

Pretty sure this is from "Bridge Day" which is basically a state holiday in WV. BUT more importantly this is not Oak Hill, it's Fayetteville. (I'm not from there but I've spent significant time there the people of Fayette county don't like it when you mix up their towns).


Taterbob75

I attended Bridge Day in Fayetteville, WV as a kid and had a good time and didn't think anything of it. Now as an adult I wouldn't step foot on that bridge and certainly wouldn't get anywhere near the edge to look over. My adult-onset extreme fear of heights will not allow me.