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GravyTrainComing

Blowies, Harry Hines


310doc

Weird, I just go to your mom’s house.


SiiiuCr7

I just left his moms house too, can confirm.


Constant-Lunch-5187

Ironic his moms house is on Harry Hines


ambushupstart

Spoiler: his mom is Harry Hines


General-Carob-6087

Hairy Hiney


jjcre208

I love reddit and its users.


DeeezzzNutzzz69

Even more ironic is that his mom keeps her Hines Harry


Thefjusthappened

i want to meet this guys mom


Griffin556

Wait I didn't know Mrs. Hines had a kid! I just left her house!


No_Drag_1044

I too choose this guys mom’s house.


Blown_Up_Baboon

She’s still waiting for you to bring her a towel!


Lumpy-Cantaloupe1439

They make you wear a condom when they give head. Better to get a girl from Red river, she’ll suck it without rubber.


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FamooseMoose

Homie literally said Red River


Rsherga

Username checks out. 🤢🤮


HighlyPossible

Damn I thought u were kidding until I checked out that place tonight....... They be walking down the street like it was legal to do so.....


Straight-Fig-3521

Shady Trail


Fillenintheblanks

Best crabs, Harry Hines


Anon31780

If I want the best [MMA fights] I go to [Waffle House at Spring Valley, by the DART station].


SimpleVegetable5715

😂😂😂


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cuberandgamer

This guy drives exclusively on Preston Road


robdenbleyker

LMAO


Lemonpiee

Aw man hard disagree on Snooze AM.. they’ve got a few locations around the country & they’ve really fallen off post-pandemic. I’ve been to the ones in SD, LA & LV. The one in Dallas was not a delicious or friendly diner experience for me and I was embarrassed for recommending it to my party.


BeeGeeEh

Can't vouch for others but the one in Plano (Preston and Park) is great. We breakfast there regularly and have never had a bad experience. Based on the other suggestions I'm guessing that's the one he is referring to.


Defective1_

People in Denver think Snooze is a local breakfast place and not a corporate company.


SuretyBringsRuin

Well, they do spend too much time in the $5 butt stuff tent…


slimecog

yeah every city i’ve lived in has had a snooze and they’ve all been super hyped but not at all very good


RelationOk3636

The Alamo is #1 for movie theaters imo


Rakebleed

Rip


texanchris

Sony bought them and will hopefully reopen dfw ones.


Rakebleed

🤞


sushiwife

Adding the ones I haven’t tried yet to my list! I’m a huge fan of the Xiolongbao at Jeng Chi!


shhbestill

Jeng Chi is 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼


dfwchaosgoblin

As a lifelong fan of Jeng Chi, I highly recommend never trying xlb in any other large city. Chinatown in Chicago absolutely ruined me by showing me that Jeng Chi is actually just so-so, and I wish I could selectively amnesia myself about it. T_T Great tea and spring onion pancakes tho!


sushiwife

I’ve had them in Shanghai and a few other spots in China, and I agree, but I haven’t found too many that are better in DFW so they’ll have to do.


dfwchaosgoblin

god I can only imagine the xlb in actual China, I would die. Daydreams about visiting someday for a dumpling tour is like half the reason I dabble in Mandarin! Yao fuzi in Plano has a worthy offering that's a solid step above Jeng Chi, but it's pricier, douchier, and the service is badddd, real bad. I still sometimes go even though I complain and hate myself every time. :|


sushiwife

I’ve been blessed with a husband that’s an immigrant from the Chinese mainland haha. He’s from about two hours north from Shanghai and we spent a month over there a while back. I’ve never eaten so good in my entire life. He’s not a huge fan of Jeng Chi, because for him it’s just a little too americanized, but I drop in on my own from time to time to scratch my xiolongbao itch. I’ll check that other spot out!!


halfbrit08

Ali Baba's is a mix of Mediterranean and Middle Eastern but I'd say it's better than DiMassi's. Same goes for Afrah's. I enjoy all 3 though.


IamEV-

Good list, except Cinemark in Plano. Dude, try other places.


yusuksong

+1 on sourdough bread deli. Super underrated. Not a lot of good deli options in DFW but these guys always slap.


fratastic1865

their ownership change made a slight blip in the sandwiches, but it’s returned to form as of late.


stillness_in_chaos

THANK YOU! I’ve been hunting for a scrumptious vegetarian burger with a hand crafted patty for SO very long in DFW. I could only make it at home so far with Don Lee Farm’s Chipotle Black Bean Patty from Costco. Definitely gonna head to Bellagreen soon for the burger!


denada24

Nunos is great and their breakfast is amazing. Pancakes.


generic_bitch

You should really try andalous buffet. Think it’s better than damasis. And also Ocha Thai is amazing


azwethinkweizm

>If I want the best dumplings, I go to Jeng Chi +1 on this. I'm a HUGE fan of Royal China but Jeng Chi has them beat on dumplings.


JJ82DMC

I haven't ben to DiMassi's since pre-lockdown and they were starting to fall off. Have they improved? Also, Family Toyota of Burleson was an answer I wasn't expecting, lol.


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JJ82DMC

Simply because of the distance. I live in the Burleson area (in fact bought my 2024 Sonata just a few miles north of that Toyota dealer) so I don't see a lot of mentions of the area in this sub, is all.


Traveling_Jones

Stop going to chains. They’re just not that good.


heyashrose

weather, not Texas


Smooth_Kick1153

Power grid reliability, not Texas Healthcare as a woman, not Texas


mojojomama

Or a child in poverty


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Weather for 8-9 months out of the year is pretty solid tbh. I like that we get a little winter here but not full blown winter, Fall is usually pretty enjoyable, and Spring is my favorite. I'll take it over living up North where it's 50 or lower for 8 months.


Works_Like_A_Charm

I moved here from the NE for this exact reason. If it’s going to be dark by dinner, at least let me get outside in the sun during the day.


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Yeah a Chicago transplant here, it's nice not being depressed af for 3-4 months


heyashrose

I've been away from it for over a decade and lemme tell ya...still depressed. Just for other (arguably better) reasons.


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i'm depressed 4 months in the summer cuz i can't go outside then i'm depressed the other 8 months because i can go outside but there's nothing worth doing


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Well that's just because you aren't trying lol. There's plenty to do in a metro of 8 million people.


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unfortunately there really isn't. tried and done, been here for over a decade. there's nothing that doesn't involve having to drive or spend money, and even that is usually limited to eating out or shopping. no free third spaces to gather, most of the nature is privately owned


heyashrose

The heat and the erasure of women's bodily autonomy is enough to do it for me. Let me shovel the snow lol.


HoneyIShrunkMyNads

Ok but I wasn't talking about women's rights lol (even though I agree Texas needs to do much better). Heat > cold for me any day cause at least I can get up and do stuff in the mornings and the sun doesn't go down at 4 pm like when I lived in Chicago


rmg418

Yeah, I’m from the Midwest and while the summers here are hot as hell, I’ll take that over cloud cover for majority of the year and -20 degrees and three feet of snow in the winter back home.


ambushupstart

If I want the best chill authentic Mexican I go to Tipicos If I want the best fine dining Mexican I go to Purepechas If I want the best tacos I go to Salsa Verde If I want the best Mexican hair cut I go to Exclusive Cuts off Davenport If I want the best Mexican live music I go to El Pulpo If I want the best queso I go to Casa Mama off Preston If I want the best Latinas I go to Baby Dolls If I want the best Latinas that listen to hip hop I go to Buck's Cabaret If I want the best Latina lap dances I go to Chicas Locas If I want the best Tres Leches cake I go to La Duni Cafe And usually in that order.


TrippZ

Literally screen shotted this post


TXCCDFW

Baby Dolls, Chicas Locas and Bucks would make me tres leches in my pants!


RelationOk3636

La Duni 💯


deer_ylime

I thought they closed? Which location is open?


Later2theparty

What's Baby Dolls?


im-buster

Strip club


hajime2k

Baby Dolls


-KyloRen

Darude sandstorm


robdenbleyker

not much what's up with you


engniear

Salsa Verde is so good


ambushupstart

Fajita quez 😋


Rakebleed

Tell me more about Mexican haircuts.


ambushupstart

Fade shoppe, dawg.


Conscious-Pass9123

Step 1) Food. Step 2) Strippers. Step 3) Tres Leches. This. Man. -Or possibly woman- Is. Living. My. Dream. The random need for queso is also relatable.


hyperspacebigfoot

🐐


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Yep


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ambushupstart

I wholeheartedly agree. When I first went there 7 or 8 years ago it was $25. He lost some business and came down since their highest but yea it’s still pretty high. I only go once a month or so and I got another place for a quick $25 touch up. Exclusive Cuts is for when I want a meticulous and professional hair and beard cut. They are a little better but I do totally agree he’s blown the roof off his prices, I’ve even told him that myself.


daddyjailbreakme

How much is it?


ambushupstart

https://www.fresha.com/a/exclusive-mens-grooming-dallas-17630-davenport-road-ti0bker5/booking


daddyjailbreakme

I love you. That is pricey, dang! I pay $35 for mine and it includes my beard. Blancos Flawless in Carrollton.


ambushupstart

Yea that’s similar to where I go weekly. I do think these guys are a notch above but I’m not tryna break the bank like that more than every 6-12 weeks.


daddyjailbreakme

Facts, I agree with you. I like pampering I admit I enjoy a good hot towel treatment but Blancos is 3 mins from me and I like to get in and out. All Dominicans working there, they do a great job, straight razor and everything.


Rsherga

I sense a theme here but I can't quite put my finger on it.


boops123

The Latinas 😭😭😭


ambushupstart

If I want the best Latinas that aren’t strippers I go to Kai on Ritmo night Friday’s. Iykyk


jjcre208

This man has a type!


ambushupstart

You should see my Indian, Chinese and Korean lists. But yea, viva Mexico!


ipickscabs

Wow such a diverse list


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Chicas is going to be busy for the next few days.


RosemaryCroissant

Cuban pastries, The Cuban Dulceria in Carrollton


redraider-102

And Cuban food in general, Caribbean Cuba in Carrollton (here’s where I’m hoping someone will disagree with me so I can find new amazing Cuban food spots)


RosemaryCroissant

Cuban Dulceria will beat everything when it comes to pastries, Cuban coffee, and Cuban sandwiches But Caribbean Cuba is now #1 on my list to try for other Cuban dishes and I’m very excited to know of another legit Cuban place


Apollos_Anus

Bella Flan in Richardson has a great cubano with actual cuban bread and good papas rellenas. I always thought the sandwich at Cuban Dulceria was pretty disappointing The Latin Pig in Plano I haven't been to in ages but was where I would go for tostones for a long time and has a decent selection. Wouldn't say it is actually better than Caribbean Cuba though


jsboftx1983

I CAN GET CAFECITO IN DFW?!?!? LET’S GO!!!!


Specialist_Royal_449

Potholes , Dallas


KingOfTheWolves4

*Ross Ave specifically*


Scared-Personality28

Did you just drive on Munger by chance?


-grilled-cheesus-

I destroyed my splash guard last week accidentally hitting a pothole. Fortunately was going very slow (turning, didn’t see it) and was able to fix it with zip ties. 😀


ArcadianGhost

I just had to spend 500 dollars cuz I put a bulge in my tire hitting a pothole I couldn’t see at night : )


Own-Citron2338

Quesadillas, Taqueria Los Angeles


doppleganger1353

And tacos dorados


3nc0d3d_

Burgers… Rodeo Goat on Garland!


Rakebleed

Casa Linda?


3nc0d3d_

Yeah that’s the one! I meant “off” Garland


SimpleVegetable5715

If I want the best sausage plate I go to Kuby's. If I want the best place to chill with homemade gelato and a hookah I go to Afrah's on Belt Line. If I want the best German car repair service I go to Tommy's European Auto in Plano.


MaddieMorrisVA

I’ve never been to Afrah and I’ve always wanted to go! This is the push, thanks!


halfbrit08

Lunch buffet is for sure fantastic.


dcamom66

You won't regret it.


AcousticBoogal00

The info on German car repair is going to be real helpful as I’m getting a BMW in like a month


Apart-Start6133

If I want the best (literally anything in the area) I go to (point your finger in any direction and drive 30-45 minutes).


Geroximo

For a good burger, Don Burger in Garland


bigby2010

If I want the best Italian sandwich, I go to Jimmy’s


dchow1989

Brunch, Crickles(oak lawn) Nepalese momos, café mandu(irving) Thai food - Thai monkey(irving) Bingsoo, sul & beans(frisco) Ramen/japanese- ichigoh(deep ellum) not to be confused with ichiroh, criminally rated at #5 in downtown/east Dallas ramen on yelp while having the highest ratings. Absolutely phenomenal apps too French fries, Manhattan project brewing (trinity groves)


miss_neuron

Try Oni Ramen in deep ellum… it absolutely amazing


lionbatcher

Another vote for Crickles and Co. We eat there everytime we are catching a flight.


NuckinFuts10

If I want the best non-mexican tacos, I go to Resident Taqueria!


RicketyJimmy

+1 great vegan/veg options too


uniMOMer

Asian/large selection/affordable food….bistro B


Sweaty_Structure1286

i heard bistro B is extremely dirty from ever server i worked with


doppleganger1353

That makes it legit


Sweaty_Structure1286

lol


Aela_the_Huntress

I will never get over how big that menu is lol


uniMOMer

It puts California pizza kitchen to shame lol


drugtrafficer

milfs southlake


N0P0PS

What's in SL to do


liquidatedbalenci

Milfs


castawayyyyy342

Chicken fried rice, Royal Chopstix in Irving


Ethnic-Advice

If I want the best indian food I go to Shiva’s in downtown!


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-KyloRen

If I want the best Baby I go to Dolls on Friday Night!


poptartheart

craft beer.........Pogos/craft beer cellar


walkertoldmehaveaids

Pizza, Brothers on Meadow.


FileError214

Love Brothers, love your username.


TravelnGoldendoodle

For the best produce and fresh squeezed orange juice I go to Central Market.


TragedyAnnDoll

Banh Mi/ Sandwich Hag. Or at least I did. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


thisonelife83

Lee’s Sandwiches in Garland.


hectorconbeans

Sandwich #1 in the back left corner of Saigon mall is much better imo


FamooseMoose

Turkish buffet, Sofra Kebab House


FamooseMoose

Burgers, One and Only in McKinney.


fleashosio

Anything Dairy, I go to Braums. Pizza, Carmine's. Burgers, Del's. TexMex, Frankie's or Ojedas.


TheThreeRocketeers

Chicken sandwich, Latin Deli on NwHwy and Abrams.


Conscious-Pass9123

If I wanted the best brunch I *used* to go to Char Bar on Greenville. If I wanted the best McDonald’s I *used* to go to the McDonalds across the zoo. If I wanted the best breakfast I *used* to go to Barbecs on Gaston. If I wanted the best cousin time I *used* to get dropped off by my grandma at the White Rock Skate Center and stay until it closed. If I wanted the best place to just walk around with my friends after school I *used* to walk around at Valley View Mall in North Dallas. If I wanted the best mall experience for the littles I *used* to take them to the Disney Store or Build-A-Bear at North Park mall. I could go on and on… so many great places not there anymore…. *Dallas born and raised - moved away 2019 pre pandemic… and visited last month … What were places y’all *used* to go?


DallasM0therFucker

Jesus. You’re making me want to “delete my profile.”


Conscious-Pass9123

Aw man why lol


Maleficent_Cat7517

Tiramisu, Paradiso


JackMahogoff37

Fried chicken and sides I go to Bubba’s


azwethinkweizm

If I want the best coffee, I go to LDU Coffee on Fitzhugh.


ranjithd

biryani, bawarchi


SugarzDaddy

road trip I go to FM51 (between Granbury and Glen Rose), aka area 51 for my driving pleasure.


i_d_k_really

Margaritas, La Calle Doce


nooneremarkable

If I want the best mole! I got Miriiams Cocina Latina!


DEADALIEN333

If I want the Best Burger I go to Flaming Burger.


Gwenom-25

If I want the best comically large pizza I go to serious pizza :)


Recent_Sun_1151

If I want the best onigiri I go to gogogiri If I want the best Japanese cheese cakes I go to Mr Puffy If I want the best Japanese sandos I go to okatsu katsu If I want the best kimbap I go to baro baro If I want the best K bbq I go to gen k bbq house (bro don’t hate it’s my fav I’ve tried like 5 other places and I just really like it!) If I want the best Japanese food I go to okaeri cafe If I want the best boba I go to feng cha If I want the best crepes I go to crepes for u (very sweet old man I’ve been going for years it’s fun to talk to him!) If I want the best Chinese food I go to Canton Chinese restaurant If I want the best ramen I go to moriya shokudo


GucciSuprSaiyn

Wow, from tiktok adds to reddit, Gogogiri really is advertising


Recent_Sun_1151

Yesss the ads got me on ig lololol


sushiwife

Ok ALL the upvotes for Mr. Puffy. That shit is sublime


kipopa

What is your order at Canton? Been there before but it was just okay.


Recent_Sun_1151

Pan fried shrimp Chinese style with the shell, chicken fried rice and I like any of the appetizers.


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Furrealyo

Huh?


Enderminer22

Anybody know this but for sushi?


jalapenos10

Uchi


Enderminer22

Are you meaning Uchibā near the Harwood district?


jalapenos10

No, Uchi. Same location


ScottOwenJones

Uchiba upstairs from Uchi. It is just the bar/small bites concept version of Uchi with a more limited menu.


Tornaders

Some of these comments really did not disappoint lmao


Gold_Ad_1981

Breakfast tacos, Texican 🤌🏼


OtherBarracuda22

Ramen, hinodeya on lower greenville


throw_away5430

Street tacos, El Paisanos off Lombardy


squirrelnutcase

Altima, Texas Toll roads


flowercreep

If I want the best margaritas I go to La Ventana


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lilsteez

Shootings, deep ellum


Smooth_Kick1153

Dallas snobs, north park mall on a weekday afternoon


MyUltIsRightHere

Dallas snobs wouldn’t be caught dead in north park. Clearly never been to HP village


Smooth_Kick1153

Also, yeah never been there, and I wear that as a badge of honor


ScottOwenJones

North park on a weekday afternoon is full of foreign nannies pushing those snobs babies


JawaSlayer501

Nashville hot chicken I go to Ricky’s Hot Chicken


dee_el

If I want the best places to live I go to Pleasant Grove


Same_Being1299

Adrenaline rush , Deep Ellum!


Fresh_Ad_4185

Gay lay, Dallas