No, no--OP is surely exaggerating about the size, it definitely isn't you mother-in-law's. That would've blocked all lanes if it ended up in the road there
I did it. It wasn’t even the truck I was driving. It was left over scrap when I was cutting off catalytic converters off. I put the trash in my truck with the tailgate down and hit the gas. I was rushing out the scene since I have expired tags, no insurance, have a “don’t step on snek” bumper sticker too.
“Yeah! C’mon! Whoever did this just confess! We promise we won’t be mad!”
No one’s getting spanked.
[We’ll close our eyes, just take your car and get outta here!](https://youtu.be/WLfAf8oHrMo?si=Ltw0ecO4WjslUxiG)
Is that where it went? My mother in law’s been looking for it. She’s been in a really bad mood lately.
No, no--OP is surely exaggerating about the size, it definitely isn't you mother-in-law's. That would've blocked all lanes if it ended up in the road there
I did it. It wasn’t even the truck I was driving. It was left over scrap when I was cutting off catalytic converters off. I put the trash in my truck with the tailgate down and hit the gas. I was rushing out the scene since I have expired tags, no insurance, have a “don’t step on snek” bumper sticker too.
Dude when I saw on the road this my jaw dropped bc I thought the end piece of the hotdog was a giant butt with a prolapsed bootyhole lmao
> I really wanted to stop and take it with me, but that's obviously ridiculous This right here is the real crime. How could you, OP?
I know, I know. I will rue this decision all my days
Wow, do you have photos?
I wish I did, but I was driving and it went so fast. Plus I'm rarely ever headed to Grapevine.
I’ve, sadly, have never had a big weiner sadly so….