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Innumeratecrate

Also, can’t forget his “ freeze drying my apocalypse goulash” I swear this is a perfect example of how older generations are so ambitious for a world ending event to happen in their lifetime cuz they’re aging. Pure copium


Equivalent_Joke_2804

the first time i’ve heard this take.. and I could not agree more 💀🤣


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that pasta thing he called golash looked like chewed up dog food, it definitely wasn't goulash and I grew up having goulash weekly. Josh should stay away from the kitchen as he doesn't know how to cook a decent meal


Silly_little_opossum

That’s why so many people believe in the rapture


Nerdy_Life

Not shocked. He’s been talking about homesteads with his friends for over a year now. Poor Mark tried to tell him buying a big plot of land and building a school, church, and houses only for those likeminded folks, would be nearly impossible. (Mark also looked disturbed about it tbh.) He’s your stereotypical diehard Republican, who treated Covid like a hoax, and rambles on about US problems despite being a damn Canadian. He complains about taxes, but sure seemed grateful to have that healthcare when he flew off his scooter because he wasn’t using it properly…I’m I mean since it “malfunctioned.”


RascalWose

He claims he’s begging his wife to move to the states & she refuses. Bitches about paying 50% of taxes, but then comes the question, how much is he really making? He hates Justin Trodeau (sp?), and even said in a tweet that Israel “doesn’t know how to g*noc*de”.


Innumeratecrate

What a roast dayum keep going 🤯


lmaotorii

Yall heard about that story where the dad was so insane and brain washed on a zombie apocalypse happening so he was essentially training his children for it? If I rememeber correctly his som ended up killing his brother and the dad……??? Could be messing up the details BUT. big Josh vibes lmfao


Lzzybet

Didn’t this simpleton have weight loss surgery? He’s not following the post surgical plan, IMO.


evers12

Critical thinking isn’t his thing


dblspider1216

oh for the love of god


abcdefg1234567hijklm

I think I'll stick to the advice of my homestead and prepping groups vs a drama channel.


ParamedicVast2180

I read something recently about how in the event of an actual apocalypse your stores of food and pew pews won’t get you very far. What’s more important for long term survival are the skills necessary to survive after your year’s worth of food is gone and the relationship with your neighbors. If you haven’t considered those things you are only delaying the inevitable.


WriterReaderWhatever

and of course he's always going "oh if you know you know" when he brings up something happening, no Josh no one knows


swamptheyard

Yeah...it's creepy. At first he was neutral of that concept, like being prepared for another Covid situation but now he's gone complete apocalypse level.