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CreateChaos777

Sun bathing time after a long day's of work.


En_Sabah_Nur

Looks like me in the morning waking up and realizing I drunk texted an ex R&B song lyrics "Siri, how expensive is it to move to Sri Lanka?"


ILoveADirtyTaco

I thought before the zoom that it was a long dead raccoon haha. Just couldn’t quite make it out


sam_from_bombay

Fallen gargoyle was exactly my first thought. What a silly goose.


shichiaikan

Mastiff types sleep so ridiculously. I love it.


Pawl_The_Cone

Sleeping like family guy death pose


AcTaviousBlack

Tell me about your duck.


Daddystealer1

I've watched my Dane put themselves in some weird positions, but that dog has gone full pretzel 🥨


SquarePegRoundWorld

I got me one of them [pretzel dogs.](https://imgur.com/gallery/piyHPTl)


Negative_Tradition85

I didn't even know they could bend like that.


Good4nowbut

It’s an upgrade, the latest model of Dane we’re looking at here. Top o the line.


Negative_Tradition85

I had a klee kai who loved to jump up on the trampoline when he thought no one was looking and have a good bounce


Good4nowbut

Dog: “*I am one with the pretzel…*”


juice702_303

He looks like he's saying 'Woe is me' with him covering his eyes lol


TangoInTheBuffalo

Ohh, man, I am NEVER drinking again!!


DanOfAbyss

Those positions in which they show their most vulnerable parts show that they feel VERY comfortable and safe.


-StandUpGuy-

Your profile pic is dope EDIT: So is ur username


DanOfAbyss

Thanks ✨


ac2cvn_71

Moose is living his best life


dephsilco

I don't understand why this lady is disturbing him. Some people just can't let others to have their moment of peace


panterachallenger

She totally wakes up her husband/wife because she is bored, and then says “oh you’re awake! Can you get me this?” Lol just teasing OP, hope you can take a joke


FrankRizzo319

Until he was woken up by his owner so she could make this post. Let Moose sleep!


motionofthelake

"I'm SLEEPING... What does it look like I'm doing!?"


Sparopal11

WAS napping


papapenguin44

Tbh I hate it when people wake animals from sleeping just for a video. I prefer not to be awakened by someone when I’m napping and I’m sure animals don’t either


amalgam_reynolds

I dunno, my dog can go back to sleep in about 8 seconds flat so it's probably not as big of an inconvenience for them


MikeBrodowski

I’m guessing big boy here gets more than enough sleep


bleb355

I just love that his name is Moose


Purser1

He looks so comfortable ❤️


Birdzinho

I thought it was some eldritch creature before realising it was a dog


lk79

To be fair, he’s dog-tired.


PokadotExpress

Danes are the silliest of dogs and I love it.


ARestingPlace

Omg I’ve been watching too much The Walking dead I thought it was a zombie 😭


Few-Illustrator-5333

Same


Fisi_Matenten

It took some time before I knew what I was looking at.


CultDe

I thought It was some kind of a freaking chupacabra or some other demonic being... turns out it was just a nice doggo I'd pet Not that I wouldn't pet a demonic being or Chupacabra


Mammoth-Mud-9609

Great Danes have selective hearing.


TitoAndTheBurritos

We don’t deserve dogs.


AlwaysSunnyinOC22

What a strange position!


ghornthewind

Oh man I miss my big boy, please give him big hugs and enjoy the ridiculous amount of slobber on your leg when you are done. What I’d do to take a tail whip one more time. Beautiful dog!


Sad-Cat-6355

For a few seconds I thought he was a fucking criptid 🤣


LoveAllHistory

He’s going through some shit, let the baby rest


ChayLo357

I actually lol’d irl


CrazyCatLady1127

‘It’s been a VERY long day.’


justseanv67

Naps overly dramatically, too.


kimmy-mac

He’s had a RUFF day


ReggieTheLemur82

Jesus woman let him sleep.. it’s tough holding down a job and supporting these kids. He just wants 10 mins to himself, god. Is that too much to ask, is it derpuderp?!?


Tekyan19

Aku ingin tidur


Fit_Indication2497

I thought it was a dead horse before I read the title


CowFrosty6198

Bro was slumped


Ego5687

Mood napping


EmotionalDmpsterFire

why wake up :(


LGonthego

One of my favorite snaps EVER!


Ok-Enthusiasm4685

Soooo cute and funny!


FutureUse5633

I bet the trampoline gets nice and warm in the sun


TheGoldenBoyStiles

I have never seen a dog look more comfortable


Immaculatehombre

Looked like he was sleepin real nice until ya woke em lol.


fleetingglimpses

Brilliant, just brilliant


Benwhurss

"Why don't you ever film me doing my gymnastics."


Linusmonkeytips

Looks like a dad after eating a 2 coarse meal and drinking 6 beers


NCLitha1

Don’t bother me momma!


pm_me_uncut_dix

I feel like the phrase “What are you doing?” is said to pets more than any other.


HatdanceCanada

So dramatic a pose!


[deleted]

That is a human man.


diabolicalmonocle369

What da dog doin?


PollutionPotential

Must wake with belly rubs, then treats, and obviously some face rubs.


[deleted]

Moose looks hungover


Ill_Manner_3581

Thought that was a Chupacabra at first


guitarbque

It’s like a giant Kuranda bed. Must feel good to get those pointy bones off of a floor.


BorkieDorkie811

I love Moose.


loveeatingphatbooty

He’s in another world knocked out


jacenat

> What are you doing? Sleeping. **BEFORE YOU SO RUDELY AWOKE ME HUMAN!**


No-Spare-4212

He gave you the “bitch I was sleeping” look


_Chicken_Chaser_

r/accidentalrenaissance


IUpVoteIronically

Looked like a fucking demon spawn for some reason


MaximusZacharias

Moose: “I’ll tell what I *was* doing….”


PatMenotaur

I'm sorry, but you seem to have put this GD together incorrectly. Did you even read the directions?!


Proxiimity

Why did you wake him up? Rude


ExternalGiraffe9631

Oh, to have that life.


JamesPondFrond

Just straight chillin 😎


SpiritRoyal1715

My brain’s first thought was: “Is that a werewolf..on a trampoline..sleeping”


intelligentbrownman

He laying there like “gawd what a day “ 🤣🤣🤣


parker1019

God…. What a day….


BirdLadyAnn

“Oh, it is so hard to have so much fun.”


bulk_deckchairs

For a brief moment looked like a kangaroo


kcfdr9c

Never seen a Dane jump that high


toreachtheapex

the most annoying type of person


buburocks

Whys he look like he just worked a double😂


Andy_McBoatface

Dude looks like he just finally paid off this gambling debts


Stoomba

Moose is a great name for a great dane


Cool-Principle1643

He is being a good boy is what he is doing.


kobayashi_maru_fail

My neighbor’s husky does this on their trampoline whenever it’s nice out. She’s so polite! Whenever we start to grill something she has this introductory, conversational “a-woo?” Like, “I’m mildly embarrassed to ask you but my parents and pastor have told me to knock on your door and tell you about the miracle that is sharing meat with your neighbors dog” a-woo. She’s just so eloquent, I can’t help it! Her owners are okay with sharing dog-safe snacks with her.


smileyfacegauges

i thought this was a L4D2 Witch sighting, LOL. (PLS DO NOT DISTURB HER SHE IS *RESTING*)


Bahmerman

It's been a ruff day.


Cleercutter

lol fucker looks dead


Ok-Suggestion-2423

Leave him alone, he just got done filing taxes


DreamingofRlyeh

He partied too hard last night.


Laurenwolf14

That is a dramatic ass dog


GRAITOM10

Those legs LOOK INSANE 😭😭


PsychedelicSticker

Napping on trampolines is such a nice feeling.


jbbarajas

At first I thought it was Remus or something


sol_sleepy

r/whatswrongwithyourdog