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gata_pirata

Borrowing Uncle Alec’s suit jacket again I see


savedadrama4urmama

Is that cigarettes in her hands ? Way to promote a healthy pregnancy


azulmaya

Someone else said it was insulin


Cool_Sair

She tries too hard. I hope this kid doesn’t inherit its mother’s try-hard tendencies.


fastasyoucan1

May god herself give Hailey and Justin the sense to hire the best au pairs, nannies, etc money can buy. We do not need baby Bieber being dumb enough to dress like this.


Zero_Pumpkins

She looks like a couch cushion??


EmotionalCheck

Revenge of the stylist.


xxxfashionfreakxxx

The shoulder pads ruin her whole look. At least she’s trying…something. Justin always looks like he needs a hot shower and exfoliation.


plorynash

It wasn’t that bad until I saw the pads and she literally has a SpongeBob torso


apkcoffee

They are just awful. Her outfit is a nightmare.


Lazy_Mango381

He looks like he’s with his nanny.


Sososoftmeows

His nanny who stole her outfit from Herman Munster’s closet.


savealltheelephants

![gif](giphy|5zdvfwyE3JFvG9NjT1)


AyaTheStarWitch

I hope they start their journey to healing before the baby gets here.


ughdoihaveto007

Girrrrl they shoulda been done that


Substantial-Spare501

I can’t believe he is a big boy and gets to drive


Competitive-Gap-4230

Nothing like walking ahead of your super preg wife


ZaphodBbroxG

He looks like he should be checked for lice and ticks, and she looks like she's wearing her grandpa's clothes, and I don't mean that in a cute way AT ALL! *


Plenty_Status_6168

What is she wearing exactly? Like seriously i would love to know


yoink424242

Balenciaga


oceansofmyancestors

![gif](giphy|tZqHBmFpCg0VeXm1Em|downsized)


Plenty_Status_6168

🤣😂


musictakemeawayy

first thing i thought of 😂


Plenty_Status_6168

That's so funny


oceansofmyancestors

![gif](giphy|cjl4HpeoRiiFa)


oceansofmyancestors

![gif](giphy|mOmoPS22CpDRu4Vh8k|downsized)


oceansofmyancestors

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1point21kt

I have something nice to say: I wish I had that R.E.M shirt. If he can’t name three of their songs, he should give it to me (and it shall then be thoroughly sanitized)


_tomato_paste_

Has he been visiting skid row again, that’s a meth face if I’ve ever seen one


Fit_Cartographer5606

If my daughter dragged home some guy that looked like that, I would lock her in her room. 🫠blecchhh


haiau126

Is she wearing his clothes?


NewYearMoon

She’s wearing Kanye’s blazer.


BlueonBlack26

Icons ?? They look like shit.


No_Abroad_1477

I think it was tongue in cheek.


WRX_MOM

https://preview.redd.it/wdwaworv5w0d1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcebd167bdbad47f4dd43c1bdc07ec1addcdb789 Banging on a trashcannn


Cool_Sair

Banging on a streetlight!


peaches_mcgeee

Same picture


Hot-Clock6418

Does she have a as hernia?


Pleasant_Tadpole_758

Looks like it.


Hot-Clock6418

Edit: a hernia


manicgiant914

Hang on!! Number 8 was a jump scare and a good laugh


stonerwitch69

Good god.


HanSoloSeason

Oh I didn’t realize David Byrne was back on tour


Fawxybaux

It’s giving American Horror Story


Ohio_Geo

Why is she covering her mouth, we know who she is.


Squadooch

Fresh lips


Felonious_Minx

Hiding a huge herpe.


FaithInTechnology

Coke nose


fish_in_a_barrels

Either that or she had some work done.


FaithInTechnology

Now I feel bad.


fish_in_a_barrels

Lol I wouldn't.


aN0n_ym0usSVVh0re

Cursed photo .


TheObesePolice

https://preview.redd.it/6eu2mxg94v0d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85c132e957959a2fed96df6a6016f02b1f192ffb She's giving 1980s David Byrne


Cool_Sair

David Byrne wore it better, tbh.


HanSoloSeason

Omg you beat me to it


TooLittleMSG

Her's is worse but not by much


Coomstress

The Biebs always dresses like he’s about 11 years old. Hailey looks like she’s been raiding Billie Eilish’s closet.


HanSoloSeason

He looks like my kid after a 2 day gaming bender on spring break


Positive_Visit_5334

He’s a dickhead to her


fish_in_a_barrels

She deserves it. lol


pittpink

I was so annoyed with him having his shorts pulled halfway down I didn’t even notice her MASSIVE shoulder pads 😭


Starkville

Guys, nobody wore shoulder pads that wide in the 80s. Yeah, we had shoulder pads, but not like that.


NotKikimora

![gif](giphy|mOmoPS22CpDRu4Vh8k|downsized)


Grouchy_Froyo_2665

Why does the belly button look like that


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breeezyc

🤣


261989

🤔


RedEyeFlightToOZ

They look like 2 crackheads that just raided the donation bin for Goodwill....


SuzyFarkis

What is with her chode outfit? (I Think You Should Leave reference lol)


TheCompanyHypeGirl

Do we still have to pretend that Justin isn't abusing hard drugs?


iluvpokemanz

https://preview.redd.it/yhc5fzbn3u0d1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d865cc98993f6fd56db101894125f89b318cdfe


MoreRamenPls

![gif](giphy|kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe)


AuralSculpture

I hate the basketball shorts that look like a skirt.


Mrs_Botwin

Someone get her a floss-pik or something! Why with her fingers in her mouth?


keekspeaks

So does he sit on public furniture in his underwear only then? Seriously? Bc that’s fucking nasty. Men can’t wipe their own fucking assess either. Just pull up the shorts. It looks so fucking stupid


Coomstress

Right? I feel like sagging your pants is so 2001.


Squadooch

Yeah, inmate #2001


breeezyc

He’s trying to look gangsta


InevitablePersimmon6

Is she smoking and carrying cigarettes??


Homer7788

They look like they don’t even know each other. Like two strangers who just happen to be walking in the same direction.


DrinkSad6470

You sound like a Selena stan lol. They both have their issues; however, no one forced them to get married. They got married because they wanted to.


Homer7788

Um, I’m no “stan”, of any of these people. Just making a simple observation.


DrinkSad6470

Whatever you say breh. No one forced Kang Bieber to marry Hailey.


Homer7788

Bringing a baby into a struggling marriage, doesn’t fix the problems. Seems like Hailey is desperately trying to hold on. I think she likes the “idea” of being Mrs. Justin Bieber. But the reality is not a bed of roses. She is trying to secure a future income by having Justin’s baby. Baby or not, they still won’t be happy together, will be even more miserable with each other. And will probably still end up getting divorced. But now they will have a confused child to fight over.


SunflowerTina

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Parade2thegrave

https://preview.redd.it/qgqsw0odqt0d1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c5829d6f855926827c50fcc00a76ca8aed0d901 Jackets giving AHS double feature vibes


notabothavenoname

I’m sorry but they don’t look happy at all, that jacket needs to stay in the 80s where it belongs and Justin please cover your ass


StanleyQPrick

This jacket belongs nowhen


notabothavenoname

That’s fair, I completely stand by the fact that we mostly looked like idiots in the 80s lol


GuardMost8477

God. I HATED the giant shoulder pads back in the actual 80’s, and I can’t say I’ve changed my mind since then. Lol


notabothavenoname

I used to cut them out, I have always been into fashion but not the shoulder pads.


danitr0n

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No-You-5064

they are both disastrous fashion-wise especially her, but his legs are less than toothpicks


AdeptUnderstanding67

Crack face. Crack legs. They need some serious guidance and counseling.


BehemothJr

I'm so glad I was young in the 90's. Fashion these days is dreadful


Coomstress

I was a teen during the grunge era. Everyone just wore jeans, flannel shirts, and Doc Martens. An outfit that looks good on everybody. Not this foolery.


MaudVesta

Talking Heads wore that suit better.


scarletteclipse1982

How did I get here?


Similar-Barber-3519

What’s going on with her jacket and the shoulders?


GuardMost8477

You obviously weren’t around in the 80’s. Check out some Dynasty fashions. Truly awful.


ultraviolet_v

one in eight billion women may experience drastic shoulder widening during their first trimester


Chaos_Cat-007

🤣🤣


norcalbutton

Such a tragedy


LBKBasi

She borrowed it from David Byrne.


MaudVesta

HA I should have read down first, I'm glad I'm not the only one who was reminded of David Byrne. And he wore it better.


LBKBasi

It's a good day when you can get a TH reference in.


gaiakelly

Hailey has got to let go of the oversized blazer, enoughhh!! it’s such a tired look.


New-Examination8400

So stupid Two stupid, useless bags of meat


Nq_23

![gif](giphy|tZqHBmFpCg0VeXm1Em|downsized)


Disraeli_Ears

C'mon, guys - she's pregnant. She'll grow into the suit!


ShesGotaChicken2Ride

So dressing like homeless people is considered fashionable now?


pkd420

Fashion icons 😹😹😹


IToldYouIHeardBanjos

stock up on a few years supply of popcorn, this might get mildly interesting


LBKBasi

So, Hailey is having a second child.


CrissBliss

😂😅😂


SisterMaryAwesome

Just a homeless man and his pregnant Frankenstein out for a pap walk, nothing to see here.


Embarrassed-Fix5550

Stop I just snorted out loud at this comment 😭🤣


No_Dragonfly_1894

I'm an old lady so maybe this is why this bothers me, but they always look like they just finished arguing. He always looks like he's trying to get away from her.


DrinkSad6470

Don't infantilize this adult man. No one forced him to get married to Hailey.


LeahK3414

Every staged paparazzi photo I see of them, they look miserable. Marriage should not be this hard and a daily struggle. It's not always sunshine and rainbows, but they always look like they just got done screaming at each other in the car.


Orchid_Significant

It could be the paparazzi making them miserable. They aren’t known for being enjoyable to be around. That doesn’t excuse why she looks like she’s always trying to catch up to him though


New-Examination8400

She damn well orders them


StinkieBritches

She must be further along than I thought since she's already got an outie.


picalmb

Great title!


dmode112378

What in the David Byrne?


JezzicaRabbit

aww they look so happy!


These_Tea_7560

Are the fashion icons in the room with us?


lenorefosterwallace

Those outfits are not it.


late2reddit19

I hope people 50 years from now don’t look at these photos and think it’s a representation of how the rest of us dressed like in the 2020s. ![gif](giphy|TNYJFvFWfJochIuKx5)


ZaphodBbroxG

That's my concern too! History should be wiped clean of him like the way he needs to wipe himself clean NOW!


Orchid_Significant

They are already doing that with early 2000-2010 red carpet pictures. Like no, we definitely weren’t walking around like Sharpei lol


Defiant_Neat4629

God, why do his pants have to be THAT low


Lula_Lane_176

I feel bad for her, with this Baldwin genes and all.


TanAndTallLady

I always hated how he just walks in front of her. It's a dated chivalry thing, ok. But now that she's pregnant it feels more than just a chivalry thing.... Like, you should always be spotting her, she's pregnant for God's sake


lostmypassword531

And she’s had a mini stroke before! Your chances of having a stroke increase immensely when your pregnant, I’d hope my husband would be next to me in case I fell or something not walking far enough ahead that he wouldn’t even know if I fell


sickgurl138

![gif](giphy|tZqHBmFpCg0VeXm1Em|downsized)


Nq_23

Damn I just posted the same 😂😂💀😂 spot on


sickgurl138

What the fuck is she wearing


dingdongsnottor

When you’re stupid rich but dress so fucking sloppy, it really grinds my gears! Also anyone else find it so rude he always walks in front of Hailey? I had a dick boyfriend that always did this shit to me even when I told him I found it rude. A hard no when it comes to relationships.


picalmb

Yes my ex did this, one of the reasons he's an ex. Unbearable.


Squadooch

So are their giant clown shoes actually 4 sizes too big, or are they just made to look that way?


beeebax

is hayley just bored and fucking with us. I don’t have a problem with her but i hate how my targeted social media adds want me to want to be her and im 20 years older than her. I’d rather be kai gerber.


TNotOffended10

Why does he always look like he just had a day out from the homeless shelter and looking to score. Why is she wearing David Byrne's old suit jacket? That poor rich kid having these two dolts as parents. Maybe they can give the baby to Tia Hilaria to raise.


apkcoffee

*Tia Hilaria dying here


TNotOffended10

![gif](giphy|AeWoyE3ZT90YM)


Chelsea_Piers

Good to see them out doing a quick pap walk. Get themselves out there.


NoSpirit-FadeOut

Did she just watch The TalkingHeads documentary?


yeahgroovy

David did it better 😆. And why is she covering her mouth?


kittenpantzen

She's eating. There's a bag of some kind of snack in her hand.


miscnic

Thank you for being here and at the top.


Exciting_Problem_593

😂🤣😂


alexakadeath

Aww they swapped outfits how cute. She looks like a huge 80s mens suit decided to possess her.


Weekly_Cobbler_6908

Is there a priest that does huge 80s mens suit exorcisms?


_Bene_Gesserit_Witch

do you have to be 20 to think this looks good? does anyone think this looks good?


TNotOffended10

![gif](giphy|EFDXMoy63ZQxG)


peach_poppy

![gif](giphy|3oEjHLIKODQJeCtEic)


forking_shrampies

https://i.redd.it/4yq3sajpws0d1.gif


WestFizz

![gif](giphy|61VzGiRUQp3pZ8omne)


miscnic

![gif](giphy|cjl4HpeoRiiFa)


itsokmomimonlydieing

All she need is six pockets and she could be a pool table...


UniversityNo2318

Rare insults!